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HagenEx posted...

No, but I'm a firm believer of the 80/20 burger rule.

80% Lean
20% Fat

lmao yes XD

Fatty Burgers rule

Welcome to the entirety of Humankind

lolfair enough

BUMPo

If you dont understand the rule and why it exists, I found a good illustrated video underlying the reasons behind this:
https://youtu.be/fgM9fxTlb8E?t=59

lmao

Why then?

LinkPizza posted...

I always track these topics...

@LinkPizza
Just curious Link, arent you gay?
XD

Lots big tiddy goin around here

lihlih posted...

The fact that everyone cares about this and not about how the GOP controlled Supreme Court is about to oppress the shit out of women is just baffling. Like who the fuck cares about some celebrities getting a divorce?

because its not entertaining duh

Depp is hilarious even in court

DrizztLink posted...

Essentially, if the main focus of the zoo is to charge money to see animals, it's a bad zoo and definitely falls under your umbrella.

I mean....they gotta pay for the upkeep of the animals somehow.

But if most of that money is going into their own pocket then yes I agree.

Great Zoo in my State has amazing habitats, a large diversity of animals, and even a huge aviary and only costs $15 bucks to visit.

Shablagoo posted...

My heart goes out to women that there are men who actually think like this, it really can be terrifying out here.

Lmao, this isnt some fake bs made up in the minds of men.

This is literally a common occurrence. Its all ties into the law of supply and demand but applied to men/women dating scene. Men are easy thus the supply is high and demand for the average man is low, while women play hard to get, thus the supply is low and the demand is high. This gives women plenty of room to be lax in their own self maintenance while being able to have stringent requirements for the men they choose to date. This happens until their youth is gone and then they finally settle or they get lucky finding their ideal man.

Been talking to an old fwb for a few years and displayed this very thing. She started dating a guy who was in great shape but she has just reached clinically obese. She used to tell me how he would bring up that he could also never find anyone, inferring that he just chose her because there was no other options. Well they get to being engaged, but she stops putting forth any effort and they call it off and separate. Im on the phone with her last week and she admits to not shaving in six months. In my mind I am like damn, no wonder he left you, when you cant even put forth effort to try to look good for him.

lmao I remember someone said I was talking out of my ass when I said female guards bang the prisoners all the time

Cumbersnatch looks like a lizard man here
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/5/AAPCn7AADOKJ.jpg

Piece of shit human trash

Glad she didn't die

Wtf

I voted yes without reading the opening.

I thought I just had to grow up again after becoming five, I didn't realize I was stuck looking five forever

That's a funny one nobody says it's bad

*here

https://www.indiatoday.in/trending-news/story/california-cops-arrived-at-a-punjabi-pre-wedding [delete space] -ceremony-after-noise-complaints-viral-video-shows-what-happened-next-1947035-2022-05-09

California cops arrived at a Punjabi pre-wedding ceremony after noise complaints. Viral video shows what happened next!!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1514817283062861835

Cops end up joining Punjabi party instead of shutting it down

HovaRex posted...

I remember that movie dragged on for fuckin ever is what I remember.

yes so of course I wouldnt remember a terrible movie's protagonist

But I remember Ang

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Its literally contradicting his statement and thats all it needs to be.

Involuntarily celibate; someone who are not celibate of their own volition.

But while difficult it is for men to get laid, I have laid amany so I can hardly be celibate.

So many turbonerds get triggered because I spit facts. Call me an incel all you like it doesnt bother me because my body count is probably higher average, so obviously I am not celibate lol.

Junior_AIN posted...

Yeah, but those aren't women, those are feminists.

Omg lmao

Omg guys equality men don't shave their legs and pits I shouldn't have to either BUT I also want them to be the breadwinner and do their best to look good for me.

#New expectations #great awakening #minimal effort

Later on: "where have all the good men gone?"

AngelouRozaki posted...

$4.45 a Gallon is extremely cheap lol.

Not everybody lives in the same area

Really surprised at the results since gamefaqs seems to like to be cucked by their women and have them join OF. Might as well have them be Hairy and gross as well but I guess they cant sell pics of their b.hole if it looks like a jungle

more like eww

Super fake silicon mega blocks looking ass

also too boyish

Fack these damn prices

Ram her in the ass

cuttin_in_farm posted...

Mob Psycho 100

I highly disagree with this one.

Mob Psycho had glorious voice acting in Japanese.

Scintillant posted...

Dragon Ball (all)
Yu Yu Hakusho

These plus:

-Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
-Code Geass
-The Orbital Children (this one is new for me)
-The Boy and the Beast

Derwood posted...

Men with neckbeards posting "ladies, shave or die alone" lol

I mean most men want women to be shaven, that's not neck beard specific

Prestoff posted...

Yes, "engaging in intercourse" is totally what a person who has sex will say.

I feel like editing my message just to include "engaging in intercourse" just to spite you.

DespondentDeity posted...

Men who dont have sex have answered No lol

False

No body hair is way better, they are smooth and soft and it's a great feeling when they writhe in pleasure.

Like the other guy said pubic hair is okay sometimes but you're not getting any oral from me then (and that's a big complaint I hear from many women as guys don't bother doing oral).

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

felt like no one wanted me

and sex is very important to me, just like eating and breathing

It was a lonely time, I think less people were coming out because 2020 was covid outbreak year..

_Angel_ posted...

given the amount of thought that went into making this topic about some personalized matrix robo fucking, the veracity of your hoez is in question

my total hoez over a dozen

Mad-Dogg posted...

Being in sand was a godsend.

I also got backed over by a car as a kid (luckily it happened in dirt or I wouldn't be here) so this article brought up some painful memories. She definitely about to get paid though.

yeesh

I feel for ya

car injuries are terrifying

crayola555 posted...

Nope, don't have the looks for that

damn

that sucks dude

To men like aren't everything but women got higher standards

"non-life threatening injuries"

How do you get your back run over by a car and it not be life-threatening?

The article didn't go in a detail about how bad it was I hope there's nothing permanent

DespondentDeity posted...

Is this the shit from Dennis the Menace?

I think so

OF

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/9/AAPCn7AADM9V.jpg

I hate YouTube kids also

Can't ever save damn videos

FelineCyborg posted...

yea emphasizing sex being that important in a relationship is kind of shortsighted. sex is like the sugary creamy glaze on top of the cake. the cake being actually being around somebody who believes in you and motivating you to be the best person you can be kind of thing

You don't know how men work then.

You have the common saying that men think with their dick instead of their brain.

Because of how desperate men are for sex, many will stay with a woman just so they can have regular sex. Women tell me all the time that their partner straight out said that they only reason they were staying with them was just for sex. Heck just last week, my friend was about to get married and her boyfriend left her same reason.

No matter what country or culture in the world, it's always men that complained that they don't get laid enough.

Offworlder1 posted...

Can a mod please put this topic out of it's misery already ?

But yet in a world where every man had access to sex, we would have happier men, less suicide, less sexual crime and more men who are serious about the relationships they pursue, opposed to men who just want to get laid.

Overall better for the world but yet you don't want good things for society

Oh yeah I forgot also that this would probably reduce male suicide numbers

Where's the blood and injuries?

divot1338 posted...

lol it wasnt the part where the sex robot would transform into a 4 if the dude was also a 4?

Admittedly this would affect women more though, since they have higher standards.

Mist_Turnips posted...

The hell does this even mean lmao? Also I have TC tagged as a vtuber simp.

I'm not a vtuber simp, a couple months ago I shared a list of funny clips like two or three times total. So I don't know where you coming up with this vtuber simp thing, in fact I actively avoid watching/liking too many of them so YouTube won't recommend me more.

The_Korey posted...

Watching porn and kranking off will never measure up to actual sex.

For the people who saying this is no different than masturbation don't seem to realize this, maybe they've never actually got laid.

In 2020 I almost ended my life because it had been so long since I got laid. Masturbating is nothing like feeling another person's body weight and warmth.

The Wheelman1 posted...

That would solve everyones sexual frustration and there will be less rape and sexual assault in the world.

I totally forgot about sexual crime reduction

Flockaveli posted...

I was going to respond with a serious answer until I ran into this Incel/MRA bullshit

There's always some poster that likes to deny the divide between how hard it is to sleep with a man versus how hard it is to sleep with a woman.

Not incel because I've probably banged more hoes then you

The_Korey posted...

I'd welcome this, but why just men/lesbians? Why nothing for the women/gay dudes?

Because they already have unlimited sexual access because men are easy

Blo posted...

Wait why does it have to be ugly for me?

You outing yourself?


It's made to make sure people understand their league they are in.