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Yomi posted...

Bugchasing. I regret even knowing about its existence.

.... okay, this one I don't want to look up, safe for life definition please?

TheOnionKnight posted...

Also... the nullo body modification subculture. This actually makes me a little queasy.

*googles*
Can... Can you really call that a fetish...? I mean, maybe someone fetishize them but are they really engaging in it as a sexual thing? Also WHY?!

Bishop9800 posted...

So high gas prices are Biden's fault?

You could make the argument that if not buying Russian oil is causing that much hurt, Biden could open up the Strategic Reserves to keep supply at the same level, thus not giving gas companies a reason to raise the prices.

The problem is, as best I can tell, the gas and oil companies raise the price just because an executive's secretary sneezed and the number flipped over.

I replayed 1 recently and still love it. Played 2, and remembered how much I hated the resource scanning bullshit.

Feet

Any bodily fluids

Being stuck. In large part just for how stupid the actress always looks claiming they can't get out of the dryer or couch or bed or what the hell else. And it was EVERYWHERE for a brief spike.

Imit8m3 posted...

Why are so many Americans into Feet?
In Europe they're more into meters.

Booooo! Boooo! *thumbs down*

Vicious_Dios posted...

This thread fails cuz no sfw pics, just names.

Or you could just google the names instead of being a lazy ass who expects CE to find his porn for him.

gna647 posted...

mia Malkova

What stage of boob job?

Anyway, Angela White or Dani Daniels.

yemmy posted...

I see people refer to the 92fs as an M92 a lot. I thought CoD called it the 93 Raffica? Now it is the diamatti or something in CoD, and actually is pretty good in warzone.

I think it was the M93 Raffica

Arcanine2009 posted...

Funny. Besides glock, I know all of these weapons because of cod and other shooters.

The Glock was called the G18 in Modern Warfare 2, which is better than them calling the Beretta 93R the M93R for some reason, I'll give them benefit of the doubt and say licensing.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

Those aren't machine guns, though. That's two submachine guns and a machine pistol.

You're correct, but the ATF disagrees with you with their loose definition of "machine gun". So TC's statement is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

yemmy posted...

My friend made a video of my shooting the Glock. We both shot the ceiling with it, because it goes straight up,

Niiice. And also a valid explanation of why Machine Pistols didn't really catch on even in special forces.

I never cared for the Gamecube controller, The shoulder buttons felt mushy as hell compared to the tap of the PS2 analog buttons and the later 360's triggers. Even if they were analog, it felt too much like I had to slam on them to hit a switch in the controller rather than the smooth analog feel of the Xbox controller's triggers. Hell, you know the triggers were the right way to go when Sony did a craptastic copy of the idea for the DS3 controller.

Then there's the issue with the tiny b button gunking up easier than all the others.

So I looked up "butterface" in the dictionary and there was just a picture of her.

UnfairRepresent posted...

and I think he's extremely conventional, as in non-creative, when it comes to plotting

Is she aware of the plot of 4 and 5? Because that's incredibly generous after those cluster fucks.

My boss at work. Their leadership has way more impact than any world leaders' generally

CrimsonAngel posted...

Damn I guess Russia's invasion is totally acceptable now

Your hopefully sarcasm aside, no, but this will make the Russian conscripts fight even harder and angrier

LinkDaLunatic posted...

what in the manipulative and twistedly insane fuck

The worst part to me is the court didn't tell them "lol, get fucked" because "India." If his wife has medical issues now she gets to have them all brought up as evidence...

https://www.wbaltv.com/article/couple-longing-for-grandchild-sues-son-his-wife/40000955

A retired Indian couple is suing their son and daughter-in-law, demanding that they produce a grandchild within a year or pay them 50 million rupees ($675,000).
Sanjeev Ranjan Prasad, a 61-year-old retired government officer, said it was an emotional and sensitive issue for him and his wife, Sadhana Prasad, and they cannot wait any longer. His son, a pilot, was married six years ago.
"We want a grandson or a granddaughter within a year or compensation, because I have spent my life's earnings on my sons education, Prasad told reporters on Thursday.
Prasad said he spent 3.5 million rupees ($47,300) for his sons pilot training in the United States.
The main issue is that at this age we need a grandchild, but these people (my son and daughter-in-law) have an attitude that they dont think about us, Prasad said.
We got him married in the hope we would have the pleasure of becoming grandparents. It has been six years since their marriage, Prasad said. "It feels as if despite having everything we have nothing.
The court accepted their petition and scheduled it for a hearing on Monday in Haridwar, a city in northern Uttarakhand state, media reports said.
The son and daughter-in-law could not be reached for comment.
Prasad said he and his wife love children.
We are not getting love and affection from where we want it the most, he said. "I feel very unlucky.

I've got nothing.... This is damn stupid.

A large white wall.

TC, wtf are you on about?

Number090684 posted...

Come on man that's basically everyday life in most of America. At least you're getting paid for it while dealing with their loopy bullshit. Just pretend like you care about them a little while going about your job and shit should go smoothly.

But then he'd have to be a mature adult instead of proving old people's stereotypes of younger generations as disrespectful and lazy right.

Careful you don't cut yourself on all that edge TC

You know, you'd think someone would have a friend whose cousin's aunt's bestfeiend's nephew won it after all these years.

DrizztLink posted...

I'm sure we have a few people who'd argue that.

Where? Who? Students in a Baltimore City math class?

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I mean, really Avatar was never a storytelling masterpiece, its whole appeal was visuals, and without those, you get a bog standard plot with scifi elements.

One: Find a new doctor to get a second opinion from

Two: If you've suffered from this, turn on your local Fox/ABC/CBS/NBC affiliate and watch for about 30 minutes, you should see like three or seventy five ads for lawyers during the first ad break. Call one.

Dakimakura posted...

I'm thinking Dexter's Lab's mom as of right now.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/0/AAe_4aAADM7y.jpg

That's who I came in to say.

NeonOctopus posted...

What does that make the Shamwow Guy? Wario?

Waluigi.

Kim_Seong-a posted...

Did anyone know who Anthony Sullivan was before he played Luigi to Mays's Mario in that pitchmen tv show? I legit had never seen a single one of his commercials before that <_<

I can't recall any, hell the only ones I can actually think of are when he was pitching Oxyclean after Mays' passed away, in the same studio setting.

Well, Transformers Fandom has a decent claim to it. Especially when they really started focusing on making the cartoons a half hour infomercial with a plot and the toys started getting gimmicky. I liked Armada as a kid and have nostalgia for it as an adult and I can still see why it's derided as "Pokeformers".

Irony posted...

The vampires from Vampire: The Masquerade

In VtM's case, the Gen One would THE Vampire actually. Though really Gen's 3-5 are practically gods compared to what any lick in Modern Nights can aspire to be, so Caine and any theoretical surviving 2nd Generations (which have never been mentioned) would be literal vampire gods.

=_=
Why is Admiral Akbar yelling "it's a trap!" in my head?

Tom Clark posted...

She didn't take her meds, had an episode, and climbed or fell into the water tank.

It's not really a mystery, tbh, it's just incredibly sad.

Most of the mystery is "how the fuck did she get in the water tank?" IIRC they said the access to the interior of the tank was shut, which would have been impossible for her to do.

Joke's on her, my spirit has been broken for a long time.

jpenny2 posted...

If you're referring to the Legacy of the Force series, that's the one that killed the EU for me.

The end of Legacy of the Force legit pissed me off a little. They spend the whole series putting together hooks that connect it to the later Legacy Comics with Krayt, then went "lol fuck that"

You know, I was just wondering what happened to this guy.

XxAxem_BlackxX posted...

I don't know why more people don't realize this. Tinder is a hookup app for people who want someone hot to fuck for the night. If you're using it to look for a genuine relationship especially as an average guy then you're setting yourself up for disappointment. Regular guys should focus on meeting women in person.

I seem to recall Tinder being advertised as a dating app initially, I don't know if it still is, but it was advertised as finding someone to date, and then people realized they could just use it to fuck and leave.

Well this topic was a depressing read.

Antifar posted...

This is the first time I've seen OLD used as an acronym for online dating. Can't say I like it.

It took me a tad longer than I'd care to admit to realize what the fuck she was talking about. Generally speaking, it is poor form to use an acronym in written form without explaining what it means the first time you use it.

Intro2Logic posted...

It's intellectually lazy to assume that the truth naturally lies somewhere in the middle

Maybe, but it's equally intellectually lazy to assume everything one side does is right and that politics is a game of good and evil.

All said, I'm more of a neither side person. As in "neither side actually gives a fuck about you aside from your tax dollars and vote, and if you think otherwise, lol you."

viewmaster_pi posted...

shit in your own human litterbox, then get her to empty that as a trade. she has no trauma over emptying human shit.

yet

I can't decide which one of us is more messed up with our suggestions, I think it's you but then I'm not sure.

Harpie posted...

Its in the bathroom and it was overflowing. I couldnt take it anymore so I just told her she needs to change it. Then she said what she said

My inner psychopath is saying "oh I'll fucking traumatize her with a litterbox if she don't fucking clean it..." With a mental visual of dumping it on her.
>.>

Anyway, if she doesn't want to take care of her cats, arguably they aren't hers, point this out to her.

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye.

No_U_L7 posted...

is there any advantage to actually digging it instead of just telling them to shoot you then

Depends on if you think rescue is a realistic possibility. If it is, then actually digging it buys time.

Spanish. I want to watch weird Telenovelas and catch people making fun of me in the act.

Man this topic is going in a weird direction.

Anyway, dude seems to live to find stuff to be miserable about, and then get angry when people aren't upending their lives over it, so this isn't a shock