Lurker > Crazyman93

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Maybe it would go better if CE didn't give stupid fucking advice like "get a pet and work out".

I was gonna try and disagree, but a search for "Whale attacks on humans" just brings up a bunch of Killer Whale attacks. Which don't count, because Killter Whales, more properly Orcas, are actually a form of dolphin. Which TC has already noted are dicks.

Hoodroar posted...

dat hair line tho

Dude over here trying to get smacked by Will Smith

That's actually a good thing because cryptocurrency is a scam.

Biden: So how are we gonna lower gas prices so that voters aren't upset about them during midterms?
Collective CEOs: *intense laughter and fanning of selves with hundred dollar bills*

"Yeah, I need to buy my buddy a Jift for his birthday."
*Gets sent to the peanut butter aisle by a slightly confused but overall disinterested employee*

Snowrunner

You become unhireable because no company wants a known snitch

spikethedevil posted...

America the topic.

Your police have called butter knives and spoons dangerous weapons.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Who needs a gun, when you already mastered the sword.

Me. So the loony with the sword doesn't make it in striking range.

Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...

Her husband wants to probably straight up punch Lindsey in the face. I'd be incensed if someone kept interrupting my wife like that.

So you're saying your wife can't stand up for herself? That she needs you do all her protecting? Sexist pig.

The news went to Ukraine as their big ratings hook.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

just pay the fine, but make the clerk feel really stupid about it. like, when they finish talking, stare blankly at them for a moment, then stare blankly at your licence, turn it around to face them, point at the flag and say "it has an eu flag"
wont actually help but theres not really harm in doing something like that

If it's anything like an American DMV, the people working their have no sense of humor and may in fact be cyborgs designed to bore citizens to near death while frustrating them at the same time.

If it's anything like American retail, they'll talk shit about you doing that on their breaks, and if it's like the American DMV, they'll have lots of time for that.

Background_Guy posted...

Just saying, why would legislators devote their time to solving insignificant "problems" when they won't even try to solve actual problems?

Fair point, look how much isn't being done about the homeless problems in Southern California.

Cokewave posted...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee_and_Dog_Meat_Festival

Its Korea and China that partake in dog-eating.

I stand corrected then. Odd choice to combine a fruit and dog meat, but whatever.

Background_Guy posted...

...Like 40 a year? Guns kill like 40,000 people a year and nobody will legislate those.

You have a constitutional right to bear arms. You don't have a constitutional right to pit bulls. And aren't the gun grabbers the ones screaming "ONE IS TOO MANY!"?

Of course, dog worshippers are probably at least as defensive of their need to own dogs as gun owners are towards their rights.

Northlane posted...

All pitbulls should be donated to China

They eat dog meat over there

You're thinking of Korea actually. And the breeds they eat are specifically bred as meat dogs. Sort of like beef cattle.

Now, the stereotype for China is they eat cats.

Yeah, that would be what passes for "deep" from Naruto.

Punished_Blinx posted...

They turned on microtransactions after the review period

Okay, so, that's a whole new level of scummy. Wow.
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So did Sony pay you for that, or do you shill for free?

*Retcon.

Punished_Blinx posted...

I didn't realize how bad it actually was.

* The most expensive cars can go up to 18.5 million
* It takes around 25 hours of focused grinding to earn that
* Currency earned through gameplay is capped at 20 million. You cannot earn more without paying.
* Some expensive cars are 'limited' on the online marketplace and once bought by enough players they will be removed and replaced with a new limited car
* Prices of these cars are decided by some fancy car auction business so prices can also fluctaute

I remember people shitting on Game Pass saying it would be used to push games with microtransactions. Yet you've got this stuff in a $70 game lol

Jesus tap dancing Christ. Yeah, I'd say you're wrong about it being review bombed. I see review bombing as gamers throwing fits about irrelevant things or things not that big of a deal, whereas this, this is a list of legit complaints that they seem to have paid reviewers not to mention.

Good. Microtransactions and always online are bad.

mustachedmystic posted...

Almost, it can do things that all the 5 permanent members want

So you're saying the UNSC has always been worthless.

kingdrake2 posted...

i'm doubtful russia is going to listen.

Well they've been ignoring the massive sanctions on them, so yeah, unlikely Putin gives a fuck.

@BilalPowell posted...

Could also get the chicken and breadcrumbs at Walmart

Well yes, I could, but I mean I can literally buy Chick-Fil-A sauce, branded as such, at Walmart.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Chick-fil-A-Dipping-Sauce-16-fl-oz-Squeeze-Bottle/780715470?athbdg=L1600

And yes, it's listed available in my local one.

Stax221 posted...

I would guess a 10% of chance of that happening.

Such an optimist.

PMarth2002 posted...

Eh, I could see missing him on the first pass if they didn't know he behind a blue car. Not like they were sitting up in a helicopter with a birds eye view.

It's all the other times that are embarrassing. Hell, the news copter was trying to get the LAPD on the line to tell them they could see him. What were the LAPD helicopters doing?

BilalPowell posted...

The sauce is great, but not worth going every day

I can also buy the sauce in Walmart.

What.... what about when she gets her period?

Irony posted...

That was my ex. It's actually less hot than wearing underwear.

Well yeah, panties tend to have a teasing factor to them, makes you anticipate seeing more.

Also, how many riders got shoved into this that we should know about?

And y'all are acting like this is a done deal. It still has to pass the House. And odds are they'll want to add a bunch of riders on too, and then since they changed the bill it goes back to the Senate to argue over the riders.

Back_Stabbath posted...

pretty clueless when it comes to daylight savings, all I remember from school is that its necessary to stop calanders from desyncing with the seasons or something? is that just not a thing anymore or is that just wrong to begin with.

I assume that's actually leap year since an Earth year is actually 365.25 days, rather than a round number.

GMAK2442 posted...

How they could pay for the tools?

Just pirate the textbooks, the companies and schools should be ashamed of the cost of them. "Oh. McGraw Hill slightly moved diagram 37c on page 125 to the left by an amount no one will notice amd also the font is different. You can't use a used textbook and need to buy a new one for full price." Fuck. That.

ZannoL posted...

Plant-based meats

There's an oxymoron if I ever heard one.

ForsakenHermit posted...

Isn't that just castration? Or does it refer to losing the the *ahem* centerpiece as well?

Just the testicles.

Undertale.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

solar, hydro, wind

Cool. You still have to pay the people who supply it to you.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

ban petrol cars and only buy fully electrics. not even hybrids should be legal

So electricity, which runs a lot more than that car, goes through the roof in cost.

Derwood posted...

Why won't Biden fix the gas prices in Sweden?

Well, fixing their gasoline prices wouldn't help in this case. Since Diesel fuel isn't gas.

UnfairRepresent posted...

Can't they think of plots beyond that?

In Shonen? No. And you're over simplifying One Piece. Which is actually sort of impressive since it isn't complicated.

KayfabeTactics posted...

3-5 years of house arrest seems fair. If he wasn't a celeb,

Fuck off. I'm tired of celebs getting off easy just because they're rich and famous.

Looked gf posted...

Wow you're right. So whats the point of the previous rule then... shit is inconsistent af

I seem to recall Light putting fake rules in it at one point.

YeahBecauseWow posted...

Procedurally generated

This so hard. What they really mean is they created a dozen or so assets that the engine kit bashes together into what ends up being a samey landscape.

Also, I'm throwing in "early access". Especially if I can look up how long it's sat in Early Access.

These are always funny to read because people act like they're not taking the exact same first steps that Light took in Death Note.

Women that dress at work

As opposed to what? Going to work naked?

cjsdowg posted...

ith fucking 6 dollar gas at some places Democrats fighting to get people back into the office is stupid. Why in the world would they be pushing this ?

Go check and see how much the oil companies spend on lobbying and how much they donated to your congressmen specifically. Mixed with a lot of boomer values of "WORK IS DONE AT WORK! YOU NEED TO BE AT WORK TO BE PRODUCTIVE!"