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bsp77 posted...

So all 40yo women need reassurance and are crazy?

Not at all. But the one I was seeing sure is.

Lairen posted...

So shes not attractive ans or you have no desire to have sex with her. She is of age to consent so what is your problem with it?

No problem with it. And she's stupid attractive.

I ain't gonna have kids with her though. Where does that even come from?

Lairen posted...

Why make the topic if youre not insinuating youre going to fuck her. Is TC so creepy that just hanging with a 19 year old is weird.

Fucking is literally making life so its a weird thing for you to ignore.

Buds I haven't had kids yet and don't intend to. You're definitely the one being weird acting like thats the only reason people of the opposite sex would spend time together.

Pitlord_Special posted...

Probably my electric piano. Used to practice and was learning to play it years ago but fell off due to other stuff happening in my life and never got back to it.

On that note I have a 76 les Paul and I suck ass at playing guitar. Value wise that probly edges out some books.

Lairen is right cook sucks if nothing else...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Theres more to life than fucking. Its a weird thing for you to say.

Right?

If it was only about that I would stick with the more age appropriate girl. I just can't do constant reassurance and craziness.

Naysaspace posted...

You're a student so its allowable

I chill with a 19(or 20) year old from school from time to time. But not all the time, the maturity gap is real

We were both students. Now we work together at the same place.

The gap is real but also there's exceptions imo. The awkward part is like... 20 years is a long time and I look back on me at her age like holy fuck I was dumb. But also that doesn't mean everyone that age is dumb... then again I think anyone who looks back 20 years should probly not be the same person as they were then either. Its a whole thing.

CARRRNE_ASADA posted...

When you feel doubts just think about Dane Cook

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/5/AAPeemAADfjb.jpg

But hes rich so thats just expected. Lol.

MajesticFerret posted...

Show us a pic bruh. We need receipts

Lol. Yeah I think I'll pass on that.

bsp77 posted...

I assume he meant the half your age plus 7 rule. But still, who cares? I barely broke that rule with my gf when we started dating. But it's a dumb rule.

So you were just trying to troll us, eh? :)

I mean no and yes. Lol.

I only said its not sexual cause it hasn't been yet besides a couple quick kisses if that counts. >_>

Lost_All_Senses posted...

The red flag is that you lead the conversation with her age. Then you immediately go into defensive mode by making sure we know it's not about her age. Even though you're the only one who made her age a thing to begin with. We could of easily just had a conversation about a girl you're gonna see without her age being brought up.

Im not trying to imply you're a creep just because you did this. But I am super interested in why you guys choose to approach conversations about women like this. YOU guys mention age, then get mad when the whole topic is about dealing with the blowback from something YOU could of easily avoided.

I mean of course. That's what makes it an amusing topic for ce.

coolguyjimmy posted...

Don't break the 7 year rule, that's my only advice.

After a certain point that rule becomes ridiculous imo. Should a 40 year old not date a 32 year old? Really?

bsp77 posted...

I still don't know TC's age or what "hang out" means. I used to hang out with a 22yo old when I was 42, but it wasn't sexual.

40... Also its not sexual. But I mean maybe it could be and I wouldn't say no either. Her best friend lives with a dude my age and she's her age. Which even that... if they're happy who cares imo... but its just whatever it is for me and for her.

Damn_Underscore posted...

TC were you born the same month as her? Because if not that's creepy

Shit. 2 months apart. There gotta be a window tho right?

MedeaLysistrata posted...

You're both Canadian, wasn't sure if that guy still posts here. He used to post stories about being a guard for escorts.

What was I angry about?

Oh yeah I remember that guy now.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

You're not Denver1985 are you? His stories legit inspired me to write a super trashy novel that I got like 30 pages deep into

No idea who that is.

Weren't you angry in another topic today as well tho?

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

You going to be mentoring her or some bullshit topic creator cause you sound creepy as hell.

Smackems posted...

Here we go

Yep.

I'm old af but she's genuinely such a chill person.

He must be an empath.

Also holy fuck I hate that that word is a thing and some people will self identify as that. Congratulations... you can interpret human emotion. But now you saw a word for it and you think you've got some weird superpower.

Well fuck it turns out I don't know you at all. Imma make a smacktoad alt now though.

I kean I won't cause I'm too lazy but I kinda wanna.

Toad is on a weird one itt.

Cobra1010 posted...

Yes is has, when you are rich, you love life more. You'd want to live a long life to enjoy it.

Killing someone, getting chased by the police, getting put behind bars is the last thing rich people want to do.

This is so nonsensical.

a-c-a-b posted...

My record collection I guess.

I personally don't think it's pointless, but I can see why other people might think it's pointless to spend tens of thousands of dollars on music that I could listen to for free on Youtube.

Well I got modded for that so I guess I'd tear the tag off a mattress for you record collection then.

Dude look like he's 130lbs.

Yeah that's a sexy 3ds

Hova and bugs coming in with style points.

Sczoyd posted...

And the axe
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/1/AABiy1AADfWj.jpg

That's even more cool.

Sczoyd posted...

That sucks unfortunately that's a common story. I worry about people stealing my stuff. If you ever feel like blowing some money on it I suggest VCoins. Sometimes it's not as expensive as you'd think, but I get carried away and spend way more than I should.
This is what the other side looks like, btw. It's a Spanish "pillar dollar". Spanish coins were widely used in colonial times because they had so many silver mines run by native slaves. This was legal tender in the US for a while
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/7/AABiy1AADfWf.jpg

I'll look into that. Thanks. I really enjoyed the collection while I had it and even expanded on it... but to start over after going back to school and switching careers... it'll be a bit.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

My dog.

Oh yeah also my cat. But hes emotionally super good for me. So there's thst.

Trevor us a Canadian boy too.

But also hes from Alberta and fuck Alberta. No offense naysa.

VeryFatKid posted...

what the heck those are really expensive. you cant go wrong with HD800S if you just want the best headphones possible

Oh wow I just googled the price. Thsts crazy. They are fucking beautiful but...

Ratchetrockon posted...

They sound awful

That seriously sucks.

Senheiser is really a cut above everything else especially for dollar value.

That's cool as fuck.

@Sczoyd

I had a nice coin collection my grandma left me back in the day but some assholes broke into my place and stole it and a buncha other stuff.

I'd love to start again but I don't have the cash to spare for it.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


That's exercise at least tho if you use them.

coolguyjimmy posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/3/AABxOHAADfV9.jpg

Should've expected this image. Lol.

Irony posted...

Clothes

I'm more of a winners and thrift store kinda guy. Its so hit or miss but sometimes its great.

These were almost 300 bucks iirc. I got em 20 years ago almost and have never read them cause I'd rather not fuck the spine up. But I like owning them.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/2/AANJGaAADfV8.jpg

Well he probly wasn't, but then again there was the time he shit kicked a whole room full of gamblers and degens

I'm not sure the lord approves of... actually wait no forget that, I'm pretty sure violence is fine with religion.

Scream 3 should be after dog shit tbh.

Smackems posted...

Yeah I kinda drop the ball for the olds there. They're all super Christian and im all kinds of agnostic atheist so I just don't think about that stuff like they do

One of the purple dot ladies (purple dot means violent behavior issues) got her Bible stolen today. More like she just lost it but she had to get Ativan yesterday cause her toast didn't have melty enough butter... and if i don't find the Bible its gonna happen again.

She got booted from the old facility for strangling a staff member with a lanyard. Shes always awesome to me though.

No but ive driven plenty of big vans.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

@CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr32uP5ZPBY

Doggy style is a classic.

When you work at a facility the church comes to the old folks. And I don't have to be anywhere near it. Essentially half the residents are busy at church with other people so its loke an extended break.

Mr_Karate_II posted...

It is when someone is drunk or under the influence of drugs.

bsp77 posted...

But you already have sex all the time and she is propositioning. I actually have had a couple gfs flat out tell me that if they ever get super drunk and come on to me, then I have her consent.

Also, on my birthday a few months ago, I got super drunk and my gf was my designated driver. When we got home, I initiated sex and she went with it. Do you think I woke up and was upset I didn't consent?

This is absolutely ridiculous unless your relationship is poor and she typically does NOT want sex. But with a healthy sex life, this is just a regular night whether someone is drunk or not.

I will agree that this may differ from relationship to relationship, but when already having sex 5x a week or so... that is why I asked if they were regularly having sex at the beginning and he responds hy talking about rape. Seems disingenuous.

This.

5'9" 167 and im just within normal range.

Also ive had half the bf and been 30lbs heavier and was obese in the best shape of my life. Bmi is dumb.

Lol. Maybe I was and didn't know. so far thats worked 100% of the time so anecdotally i can say that 100% of the time it works 60% of the time every time.

I mean anyone can turn down sex for any reason but bringing consent into it just seems fake or disingenuous.

If it was the first time then yeah that makes total sense, but I'm an established relationship where you've already fucked a buncha times consent isn't an issue in this scenario at all.

Agreed on all counts.

Yelling Baxter baxter my furry English gentlemen at a festival in like 2008 or so got me laid once. Some girls started yelling back and I found my way to their campsite via the yelling. Amazing scene.

Kinny100 posted...

reddit is trash

This topic would fit right in then..

Naysaspace posted...

wtf, u can get 2 for 3 bucks at circle-k. stock up before ur shift.

100g is 100g, friendo.

buy candy in bulk, never packaged. this goes in line with the above quoted poster. shrinkflation is def a thing, but buying bulk/unbranded packs is cutting out the middleman. also, wtf at a 30 dollar frisbee. was it autographed by the #1 disk golf player~!?

Its insanity. Thank God I got the sushi. Lol. Expensive impulse by... for her.
fhqwhgads posted...

30 dollar Frisbee god damn I hope it catches itself

It glows in the dark... and it weighs 128 grams. Thats about it.

They have most places.

Me and the girl got some candy before the movies the other day and it was 56 fucking bucks... but also 30 of that was a Frisbee I thought would be 5 bucks not fucking 30. Whatever she paid... somehow candy and a Frisbee was more than the sushi I paid for. Lol.

The concept of empathy as a super power has become a thing some people think is real. Not cause of the game but because they heard the word and now think they have some special ability besides just a normal human ability to read emotions like 90% of people can do and don't consider a special ability. Anyone who self identifies as an empath is just insufferable.

For that reason alone the game just annoyed me.