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Ruvan22 posted...

How'd you guys meet?

Ah, it was an old-fashioned workplace romance. A bit of a Romeo and Juliet story. We were ... very different people, from very different backgrounds.

We had a zombie babysitter when I was little, it's how my younger sister got eaten. What a disastrous Friday night that was. I'd never trust one of those bastards again.

NightMarishPie posted...

In my 6 years here, I have really yet to see them do anything.

Their primary focus is on continuously improving their salaries.

BunkerBoy posted...

Yeah, in high school, I worked at Dunkin Donuts and people would expect me to remember their orders. They'd come in, I'd ask what they wanted and they'd give me a blank stare and say "what I usually get"

"Sorry sir, I've still got another couple of weeks before I complete my psychic powers training."

I'm an atheist who ended up getting married to a church-going, Bible study- and fellowship group-meeting Christian: the daughter of a Baptist minister. By comparison, dating a vegan would be a piece of, um, cake. You can make these things work.

Seen it a few times, in manufacturing it's sometimes used interchangeably with something like "Senior Kaizen Manager".

I've got the membership card but I never really got into a habit of going. Never bothered quitting, though, so they just keep taking money out of my account every month.

No. She never wore that.

firedoom666 posted...

Not only is black licorice disgusting but it is actually dangerous. If you eat to much to fast it will kill you.

It can have a pretty terrifying laxative effect first.

"OK, but a happy ending is extra."

I'm into BBWs and SSBBWs, so little stomachs don't really do that much for me. I'm more of a "why deny yourself pleasures of the flesh by rationing yourself to big tits only when you can feast your senses on big bellies, big thighs, and big butts too?" kind of guy.

You'll notice how none of the news channels are bothering to report on this. They run a few stories, but after a week or two they drop it because by that time it's "old news".

Dark_Arbron posted...

I already have the perfect pair of cats.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/2/AAGF34AAEzH-.jpg

It looks like the cat on the left has just farted and the cat on the right is saying, "What the hell is that I can smell?!"

I'm more of a "if someone else finishes their beer before me, maybe they'll volunteer to buy the next round" kind of guy.

Our cat would often fart while she was asleep, then she'd wake up with nostrils twitching, give us a dirty look, and get up and leave the room like she was blaming us for it.

A (former) friend went to prison for three years for membership of the UVF. He was lucky they only charged him with membership.

GiftedACIII posted...

Fuck Ann Coulter

Pass.

AceMos posted...

they are waiting to be told what to think

It's what free-thinking sceptics who are privileged with inside information and who are smarter than the sheeple always do: they await instructions from the cult leader.

If you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

MisterPengy posted...

For every one else who doesn't know what the fuck TC is talking about,

Skiplagging, also known as hidden city ticketing, is a counterintuitive way to book airline tickets to potentially save money. A traveler would book a multi-leg flight with a connection. Instead of flying to the final destination, the passenger opts to disembark at the connecting city.

So that would actually work out cheaper?!

emblem-man posted...

People have really low opinions of men, in the sense that they think feeling like a guy means wanting to to rape people if they're in a women's bathroom ?

Do you think it would be unreasonable of a woman to feel unsafe if a man walks into the women's bathroom while she's in there?

You can bet your bottom dollar that Trump is thinking right now, "See, this is how you get revenge on your political enemies!" If by some ugly twist of fate he wins in 2024, some people are going to die in not-very-mysterious circumstances. Betcha.

DyingPancake posted...

Ill have to check it out since Frasier is one of the greatest shows of all-time, but the amount of heavy lifting this show will have to do without Niles and Martin is insane

*Sucks in air through teeth and shakes head*

They're not allowed into tanning salons.

Dark_Arbron posted...

Imagine him being arrested and Trump convicted on the same day.

Please Lord, may we live to see that day.

They may be creeps, but at least they wait. It's the ones who don't wait who are the real problem.

The adhan. "Prayer is better than sleep."

VeggetaX posted...

You didn't mind it back then but now you do because your expectations grew. You changed.

In other words, the product always sucked but you took a while to realise it.

None of the ones you think all boomers have.

They'd probably give Trump his own private wing of the prison, and everyone else in there has to double up yet again to free up the space for him.

Vinyl: Rush, A Farewell to Kings.

Fellanges.

Well, that was an unsettling peek into a very weird corner of the human zoo.

Do you mean they've decided it's pointless because of their failed attempts?

What made him crazy rather than a cynical, exploitative opportunist?

FurryPhilosifer posted...

I was at one of the most northern UK beaches yesterday with my sister, her kids, and their dog Mo. It was alright. They didn't appreciate my joke of "how does mo get to the park? On his mo-torbike"

I can easily imagine their stony-faced expressions.

Being in a good relationship is infinitely preferable to being lonely. Being in a bad relationship makes you treasure any time you can have on your own.

Funkydog posted...

And the heads of her hospital kept ignoring it despite doctors repeatedly bringing up issues.

It should never have been allowed to continue as long as it did.

We know what the goal of the inquiry will be: protect the bosses, at all costs. If that cost is the lives of patients, well, they're just meat anyway. Senior managers' careers are at stake, for God's sake!

More seriously: I'd like to see them either sued into abject poverty or tried as fucking accomplices.

There was a time when no respectable gentleman would allow his portrait to be painted unless he was wearing a long blonde wig.

Get verified? Get ****ed.

I don't think it was intended as constructive criticism.

MICHALECOLE posted...

Well thats probably only because you had sex with them the night before

So when they said "call me" at the end of the night, that wasn't to schedule an appointment for an STD test?!

Heartomaton posted...

Your face seems somewhat far-fetched.

I prefer to think of it as stranger than fiction.

Yes. My mother suffered from (i.e. was gradually dying from) vascular dementia, and her doctor was supposed to organize hospital transport for her to have an important scan. Short story: her doctor didn't do it and my mother missed her appointment. I went there to complain; her doctor just shrugged, told me it wasn't her job anyway and it was my responsibility instead; then she turned her back and ignored me. Well, she tried, but I made it impossible. They had to call the police in the end. Probably very wise.

This hypothetical seems somewhat far-fetched.