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Topic | Fun fact : most games that have been called "woke" sold millions |
masterpug53 10/31/23 1:55:38 PM #47 | Kathleen Kennedy is to weird internet nerds what Anthony Fauci is to antivaxxers - a dedicated professional with decades of largely-unsung work under their belts, who all of the sudden ended up with targets on their backs because the worst corners of the internet needed a lightning rod for their grievances.
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Topic | Who's the scariest horror villain? |
masterpug53 10/31/23 1:26:19 PM #13 | VFalcone posted...
Too bad they True, sadly. But I'm holding out on a sliver of hope that --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Post Halloween images! |
masterpug53 10/31/23 1:03:26 PM #7 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/2/AARIckAAE_cu.jpg
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Topic | Fun fact : most games that have been called "woke" sold millions |
masterpug53 10/31/23 1:00:44 PM #39 | Speaking as someone who doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground in terms of finance, that $700b figure seemed too big to be believed, so I looked into it. TIL that Tesla's market cap jumped from a measly $75b to over a frickin' trillion in two years and then fell back to just under $400b two years after that.
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Topic | Who's the scariest horror villain? |
masterpug53 10/31/23 12:44:19 PM #6 | Other:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/9/AARIckAAE_ch.jpg I realize that attempting to cite Stranger Things as being genuinely frightening would get me laughed out of town, but in terms of design it's pretty hard to top a giant nightmare spider-squid-tornado in my book. Especially when it rears up in the distance and turns towards Will for the first time. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | A picture of a pumpkin kitty. |
masterpug53 10/31/23 12:39:29 PM #6 | Evil_Nice_Guy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/7/AAfdDqAAE-zj.jpg "Trick or Go-Fuck-Yourself." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Polygon reminds us why game journalism is a hack profession |
masterpug53 10/31/23 12:17:41 PM #6 | "When I started my playthrough of Symphony of the Night as Axe Man, I didn't know what I was getting into."
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Topic | Characters using idioms that make no sense within the setting |
masterpug53 10/31/23 12:15:39 PM #64 | HairyQueen posted...
The genie in Aladdin does this frequently, the writers later admitted they didn't realize it wouldn't make sense in the setting That's one of the best things about Aladdin though, even discounting the fact that anachronisms are far less frowned upon or even encouraged in zany comedies. What makes it even better is that Aladdin actually plays along with Genie's madness in a couple gags, even though Al would have no way of knowing who Pinocchio was or how a pull-chain lamp works; a more standard story would have Al just stare blankly at the Genie during those moments. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Little old lady got mutilated late last night! |
masterpug53 10/31/23 11:12:59 AM #2 | I'd like to meet his tailor.
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Topic | How bout you, Sideburns? |
masterpug53 10/31/23 11:10:55 AM #21 | Cocytus posted...
Remember I always got the impression that the penguin started giving him a handy right at the end of that shot, based on the look on Chris' face. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Hot Mom Envy |
masterpug53 10/31/23 10:47:11 AM #3 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/1/AARIckAAE_bT.jpg
Literally green with envy. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | How bout you, Sideburns? |
masterpug53 10/31/23 10:41:37 AM #19 | itcheyness posted...
Well then maybe he should spend five hours every morning carving *that* into his face. I love that his character arc culminated in --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Let's put together a CE Halloween playlist. |
masterpug53 10/31/23 10:05:13 AM #8 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOQq7GQISsI
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Topic | Let's put together a CE Halloween playlist. |
masterpug53 10/31/23 10:02:49 AM #7 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1itZiNY5pY
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Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly part 4: Simpsons on Patrol |
masterpug53 10/31/23 9:43:58 AM #198 | (Treehouse of Horror quote in honor of Halloween)
"This sandwich tastes so young and impudent! Seymour, what's with the good grub?" "Well, perhaps I ought to let you folks in on a secret. You remember me telling Jimbo Jones I'd make something of him one day?" "...Are you saying you killed Jimbo, processed his carcass, and served him for lunch?!" *taps nose* "Ha!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | How bout you, Sideburns? |
masterpug53 10/31/23 9:34:49 AM #14 | "Next on News 9, a shocking story of power and corruption involving a hotel tycoon, and how his 27-year-old millionaire son cheated his way through elementary school!"
Norm McDonald: "Now, now, maybe it's somebody else!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Just farted during a job interview |
masterpug53 10/30/23 2:54:13 PM #11 | Should've gone for broke, looked the interviewer dead in the eye, and said 'whew, holy shit, crack a window if you're gonna do that in here!'
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Topic | Former SNL writer faces backlash for Matthew Perry jokes |
masterpug53 10/30/23 2:51:37 PM #21 | boomgetchopped3 posted...
Typical bitter comedian with no talent. Thinks hes too edgy when in reality he just sucks. His own younger brother Neal Brennan doesnt even talk to him Oh shit, this guy is Neal Brennan's brother? I can see which one got all the talent in that case. (for those of you who don't know, Neal is the co-creator of Chappelle's Show) --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Former SNL writer faces backlash for Matthew Perry jokes |
masterpug53 10/30/23 2:34:04 PM #11 | I do love it when junkies die. roflmao, I get it! He's being a washed-up attention-starved hack writer who couldn't get a laugh during a nitrous oxide leak ironically! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Is The Beatles music still relevant today? |
masterpug53 10/30/23 12:57:18 PM #20 | SiO4 posted...
Considering they basically invented muti-tracking I would say that alone affects what is done...actually overdone nowadays. Also had a huge influence on what would later become music videos. And this is just a personal observation, but I think the Help! and Yellow Submarine movies were progenitors for Monty Python's style of silly deconstructionist humor. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Lego National History Museum set unveiled. |
masterpug53 10/30/23 12:25:00 PM #3 | Hmmm...not quite as impressive as my mind's eye had hyped it up as being, but still pretty much a must-buy.
Was hoping it would be 3-story. Tall walls and narrow rooms make it a bitch to fit my man-sized hands in there to rearrange minifigs. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Post your Top 5 games. Rate and hate everyone's lists >_> |
masterpug53 10/30/23 10:40:46 AM #48 | 1) Final Fantasy VI
2) Fallout: New Vegas 3) Super Metroid 4) Castlevania: Symphony of the Night 5) Chrono Trigger --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | How bout you, Sideburns? |
masterpug53 10/30/23 10:28:42 AM #5 | Ms. Lippy's car...
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Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly part 4: Simpsons on Patrol |
masterpug53 10/30/23 10:02:14 AM #195 | "That's for employing me for eight years!"
*literally burns a bridge after driving over it* --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Is The Beatles music still relevant today? |
masterpug53 10/30/23 9:58:29 AM #3 | A certain song off the White Album is arguably more relevant in Current Year America than it ever was before (though you have to take the lyrics literally).
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Topic | Disney needs to seriously pivot. Appeal to nostalgia won't work for long. |
masterpug53 10/28/23 11:39:52 AM #7 | Nostalgia versus original concepts is not a guarantee of quality one way or the other. Ducktales 2017 was heavy on nostalgia-bait, and it was excellent.
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Topic | SNES & NES games difficulty is ridiculously hard compared to todays games |
masterpug53 10/27/23 4:52:08 PM #61 | I'm almost positive I beat SNES Lion King on a rental back in the day. I'm 100% sure I made it to the final boss, and I'm pretty sure I successfully
Mr_Karate_II posted... Return of The Jedi was much harder in my opinion. I made it all the way up to the Falcon escaping the exploding Death Star but could never make it past that stage. Looking back on it with adult knowledge, I assume there was some acceleration button I wasn't pressing, and the flames gobbled me up too quickly. I don't remember Vader being particularly tough, but I do remember the Emperor being quite challenging. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | I did a sexual |
masterpug53 10/27/23 4:44:51 PM #17 | Smackems posted...
I did a sexual At least your sex life is still far more interesting than Sunhawk's. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly part 4: Simpsons on Patrol |
masterpug53 10/27/23 4:21:03 PM #187 | "Tonight on Wings...eh, who cares."
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Topic | DeSantis falsely claims to send 'weapons and ammunition' to Israel |
masterpug53 10/27/23 3:51:28 PM #6 | I can think of precious few things he could do that would actually hurt him among his base. Getting caught in a lie over sending weapons to wartime Israel might just be one of them.
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Topic | Remember how the first boss of Turok was a Humvee |
masterpug53 10/27/23 3:49:07 PM #23 | At first I didn't remember this at all, but the 'Hey!' cutscene was a big ol' wave of nostalgia.
Alteres posted... That game was fun in the turn off your brain and use the weapon cheat kinda way. Yeah, I used cheat codes way more often than not in that game. And I typically skipped level 3 entirely (I think there was a way to warp to the end of the stage?) due to the nightmarish platforming towards the end. Turok's blood-curdling scream whenever he plummeted to his death certainly didn't help. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | 57 karma feelin GOOD |
masterpug53 10/27/23 12:55:32 PM #66 | Here's an accurate recreation of the mind games TC is attempting to play with his fellow posters ITT:
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Topic | Did Better Call Saul mess up by not having spoilers spoilers appear? |
masterpug53 10/27/23 12:39:42 PM #12 | NightRender posted...
And Mike's most pivotal character moment ( I still don't know how I feel about having a multi-season B-plot devoted to the 'who built the Batcave' conundrum, especially when it still isn't built by the time said arc concludes. I definitely like it in theory, at least. I was certainly thinking about it recently while watching Stranger Things S3 with the whole --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | 57 karma feelin GOOD |
masterpug53 10/27/23 12:30:13 PM #32 | It just dawned on me that 'meatless hot dog' is a pretty good euphemism for not a whole lot going on upstairs. As in, "that boy ain't got any meat in his hot dog."
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Topic | Idk who invented Kimchi |
masterpug53 10/27/23 11:04:23 AM #39 | Friendly reminder that the titular character of the show Chowder kept a sentient fart cloud as a pet and named it Kimchi.
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Topic | Thor 5 is in active development at Marvel. |
masterpug53 10/26/23 3:48:24 PM #10 | The MCU puts out two bad Thor movies, and no one bats an eye. The guy who made the best Thor movie puts out one bad Thor movie, and EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!!
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Topic | Was Michael Jackson even really talented |
masterpug53 10/26/23 2:28:00 PM #32 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
I assumed it was in mockery of that 'were the Beatles ever really talented' topic from a few days back. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Fun fact that US came extremely close to scrapping the EC in the late 60s. |
masterpug53 10/26/23 1:58:51 PM #4 | Doom_Art posted...
trump trump trump There goes alt-right Doom_Art talkin' 'bout Trump again. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Favorite method of killing in video games? |
masterpug53 10/26/23 1:49:17 PM #14 | I don't know what Otger is, but it sounds cathartic as fuck.
Explosives are probably my 'favorite' weapons to use, even if they're not my most commonly-used weapons due to general scarcity of ammo. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Anybody watch Digital Circus? |
masterpug53 10/26/23 1:47:34 PM #2 | I quite randomly watched it when it was linked in a different CE topic last night. Couldn't say for sure why I got this impression, but it kinda felt like a tween-friendly version of Superjail. Some of the jokes were funny and I was so sure that some of the VAs sounded like big-name actors (even though they weren't).
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Topic | Was Michael Jackson even really talented |
masterpug53 10/26/23 1:38:04 PM #6 | Was Michelangelo ever really talented
Did he even know how to use Photoshop --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | The economy grew by 4.9% last quarter |
masterpug53 10/26/23 1:10:37 PM #20 | CNN: "And here's a headline article on why that will actually hurt you."
(I know I already got ninja'd on this, I just wanted to single out CNN specifically) --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Tim Scott takes his campaign to a black church. In Chicago... |
masterpug53 10/26/23 11:32:52 AM #11 | name_unknown posted...
Tim Scott doesn't understand if he wins, big if, the GOP primary he needs black voters to beat Biden. Denying the past and current racism does him no good. Stop and frisk is something he would support. The one thing that genuinely worries me in general is that Democrats still have a bad habit of taking PoC votes for granted. For example, the DeSantis camp made some big headway in his reelection with community outreach and events in Florida Latino communities. Granted, his campaign had a shitload of money to throw around on such events while the Crist campaign was flat broke, and just like in the OP the actual messaging / politicking probably rang hollow when faced with even the bare minimum of skepticism; but also like the OP addressed, the simple fact that the GOP is giving a shit to attempt to make these inroads will resonate with people. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Tim Scott takes his campaign to a black church. In Chicago... |
masterpug53 10/26/23 10:57:52 AM #5 | DarthAragorn posted...
She's married and I can't imagine her not taking her husband's name if that was her birth name Dammit, good point. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Tim Scott takes his campaign to a black church. In Chicago... |
masterpug53 10/26/23 10:56:14 AM #2 | Im disappointed with the speech, said Kimberly Wimberly, who attended the speech with her husband, Roderick. I sure hope she gave her parents hell for that. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | We... we really need warnings not to smash our faces in with a hammer. |
masterpug53 10/26/23 10:45:59 AM #23 | GranAures posted...
"Do not injest this product." One of my pharmacist friend's favorite stories is how a young woman came in complaining that her contraceptive gel wasn't working - turns out she had been spreading it on toast and eating it. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Study says Gen Z wants less or no sex scenes in movies and media. |
masterpug53 10/26/23 9:48:51 AM #5 | Pro-sex and anti-sex cultural attitudes come and go in waves, and we've been in an anti-sex wave for many years now that has yet to crest.
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Topic | Investigate the Church of Scientology. |
masterpug53 10/26/23 9:45:54 AM #9 | tremain07 posted...
We can barely investigate the republican party and their fascist bullshit the church is full of powerful influential people with connections just like the Catholic church, everyone knows they pack dirty as fuck but there's so much corruption and dirty business in all of these that it will never be stopped let alone go away Plus the key difference between the MAGA cult and the Church of Scientology is that the latter actually has competent litigators. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
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