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TopicGetting hit up by beggars more and more these days.
Firewood18
09/13/17 9:40:13 PM
#11
The ones that walk up to you at gas stations and parking lots annoy me. I just tell them flatly that I don't talk to grifters.
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TopicOur genitals touched but we didn't fuck. Exciting college drama type topic.
Firewood18
09/13/17 9:14:28 PM
#11
Pockets (her real name rhymed with Polly) would always find somebody's lap to sit in at parties. She was petite and kinda pretty, real fragile like. After rubbing around on you, you'd get up, find a secluded spot for a handy and that was it. Different guy at every party.
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TopicOur genitals touched but we didn't fuck. Exciting college drama type topic.
Firewood18
09/13/17 4:44:50 PM
#4
I think every school has at least one handjoby girl. In my high school there was Butterfingers and the other one was Pockets.
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TopicHas anyone ever had a cyst on their penis?
Firewood18
09/13/17 3:19:20 PM
#7
No. But I found a tick on my corona once.
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TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
Firewood18
09/13/17 9:23:57 AM
#3
wakka wakka
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1495 ~ Provolone Cheese
Firewood18
09/13/17 9:02:04 AM
#4
Best cheese for a steak and cheese sandwich.

By itself it doesn't have much flavor. I prefer something a little more sharp. 8
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TopicWhat character do you think of: (Day 18) Morgan Freeman
Firewood18
09/13/17 8:53:37 AM
#2
Red
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
09/12/17 12:29:19 PM
#118
He took a bite of himself, hence the shit eating grin.

Why would someone grin after eating shit?
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TopicWhat character do you think of: (Day 17) Jack Nicholson
Firewood18
09/12/17 9:02:52 AM
#8
Randal Patrick McMurphy

And it's difficult to think of one movie where he doesn't play a character that isn't crazy in the slightest.
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TopicAre you personally in debt?
Firewood18
09/09/17 9:11:19 PM
#10
Cacciato posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
I go out of my way to avoid debt, its pretty much the main reason I didn't go to college past community college.

Lol

Same, without the lol.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
09/04/17 11:01:56 PM
#99
Yes.

How else would we get the worlds best DMZ?
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
09/02/17 9:07:22 AM
#82
Because you can't smoke a tomatoe and its overtly juicy to make a good chew.

Can I get a witness?
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
08/29/17 4:29:24 PM
#64
Exotic birds cost around $3000

Can I get an amen?
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
08/22/17 10:04:49 AM
#54
I guess I'll take the former because I already have the latter with my wife's purse.

With experiments being done with teleporting particles at farther distances, do you think we will be teleporting objects in our lifetime?
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
08/18/17 12:20:34 PM
#43
Yeah and I unplugged it, plugged it back in. Plus I hit it on the side and on the top. Still won't work.

How many PotDers to change a light bulb?
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
08/14/17 2:29:59 AM
#27
Because morons click on that shit and its some distraction propaganda.

Why do we still use pennies in the US?
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
08/10/17 9:03:03 AM
#22
No. I don't know where his hands have been.

How come you never see baby squirrels?
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
08/08/17 8:14:03 AM
#10
They wait for the anvil fairie to hatch one.

If cold is just the absence of heat, is hate just the absence of love?
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