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TopicI hear a crackling noise when I breathe.
Firewood18
10/11/17 12:17:57 AM
#8
I've been smoking more lately. Cheap cartons and everyday stress just goes on and on.
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Topicmost sluts love a man with a good amiibo collection
Firewood18
10/11/17 12:12:04 AM
#5
Eclectic decor and special collections show dedication to facade.

Yes, most cheap sluts will respond to this.
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TopicWhen was the last time you had to man up?
Firewood18
10/11/17 12:07:05 AM
#1
Did you stand up in a manly way?
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TopicOther than selling crack, what are ways to make extra money part time?
Firewood18
10/11/17 12:01:57 AM
#16
Landscaping.

Either the working outdoors type or the person grooming industry.
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TopicITT: None of us mark any of our posts.
Firewood18
10/10/17 12:31:05 PM
#10
I'm marking you all for being unremarkable.
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TopicAre Smokers committing suicide if they die from it?
Firewood18
10/09/17 1:47:33 PM
#15
No because by that logic then just about everybody is being suicidal just by getting in a car or boarding an airplane.
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TopicYou guys should re-advise what a gimmick account is
Firewood18
10/08/17 11:53:50 PM
#3
Can I get an amen?
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TopicWhy is America suddenly making a point of people kneeling?
Firewood18
10/08/17 10:10:40 PM
#12
Kowtow is a funny word. Politics right now is even funnier.
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TopicTostadas are just tacos that are harder to eat.
Firewood18
10/08/17 6:09:47 PM
#5
It's like eating a pizza without the crust. You have to hold it from underneath.
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TopicHow much do you pay in car insurance per month?
Firewood18
10/08/17 5:28:35 PM
#36
Simply using an insurance broker has probably been the best thing I've done for insurance.
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TopicHow much do you pay in car insurance per month?
Firewood18
10/08/17 1:03:02 PM
#14
$77.50 A month. Two cars, one lease one junker.
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TopicWhat would happen if you put a cat or dog into an Avatar body?
Firewood18
10/08/17 2:18:41 AM
#6
This had been partially tackled by the novel Heart of a Dog by bulgakov.
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TopicSome of the worst people to wait on are people who want to cash a check...
Firewood18
10/08/17 2:04:43 AM
#33
"What do I look like, a bank?" -the trolley guy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

You can't just flash a check and expect cash or services immediately.
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TopicNeed help finding a movie name
Firewood18
10/08/17 1:37:11 AM
#55
FrozenBananas posted...
Firewood18 posted...
So what was the movie?


Are you kidding me?

Yes. Irony makes my pee smell funny.
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TopicSometimes I scare people alot.
Firewood18
10/08/17 1:27:02 AM
#8
VioletMassacre posted...
5U0Fw1M

Cross your arms and stand there with your blue outlined dog you damn PSA bully. You can't tell me how close I can put my a
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TopicDo you think Women spend too much time making themselves look pretty?
Firewood18
10/07/17 11:49:28 PM
#12
"I'll believe in women's liberation when they stop carrying around little mirrors"
-Bukowski
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TopicDo you eat the bread butt?
Firewood18
10/07/17 11:38:27 PM
#18
dancer62 posted...

I've always heard it called the "heel". "Butt" sounds rude.


There's alot of contention around here on wether or not a heel would taste better than a butt.
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TopicSometimes I scare people alot.
Firewood18
10/07/17 11:34:57 PM
#4
I do it too. We were meant to be ninjas or hitmen. We are preternaturally silent and well timed. It's been a running joke for years with a couple of people I work with.

Alot>a lot
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1516 ~ Bacon Egg & Cheese Bagel
Firewood18
10/07/17 11:26:15 PM
#10
wwinterj25 posted...
9/10. With Brown Sauce obviously.

What is brown sauce? And don't say gravy.
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TopicNeed help finding a movie name
Firewood18
10/07/17 11:24:16 PM
#50
So what was the movie?
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TopicDo you eat the bread butt?
Firewood18
10/07/17 11:19:30 PM
#16
Mead posted...
It has been known as the bread butt in all households since the invention of sliced bread in 1907 by Geoff Flour

Dang I wasn't around in 1907 to catch on and all my grandparents are dead. Thanks rhymes with knead.
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TopicCanadian Doctors have helped 2000 People Commit SUICIDE since it was LEGALIZED!
Firewood18
10/07/17 11:14:12 PM
#11
Yeah I respect Kervorkian. And not just because Al Pacino portrayed him in a documentary.

It's hope vs suffering. And there is rational humanitarianism. Vonnegut understood it and so did Hunter S Thompson.
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TopicDo you eat the bread butt?
Firewood18
10/07/17 11:04:54 PM
#13
Is this the first time anyone has heard it called bread butt?
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
10/07/17 11:03:01 PM
#251
Sure thing. Even the smallest pun is fun.

When an escalator is broken its still stairs. What else is still useful when its broken?
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TopicDo you eat the bread butt?
Firewood18
10/07/17 10:57:57 PM
#11
Nobody in my house eats it. I do sometimes as toast but its usually too thin for sandwiches.
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1516 ~ Bacon Egg & Cheese Bagel
Firewood18
10/07/17 10:54:56 PM
#8
9 for I love a good breakfast sandwich.
Gonna be biased because NY bagels are the well known best.
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TopicDo you eat the bread butt?
Firewood18
10/07/17 4:03:29 PM
#1
The ends of a loaf



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Topicstand up comedian ralphie may dead at 45
Firewood18
10/07/17 12:28:12 PM
#5
Hicks, Kinison, Pryor, Dangerfield and Carlin are my favorite dead comedians.
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TopicNeed help finding a movie name
Firewood18
10/07/17 12:15:45 PM
#26
I'm stuck trying to figure out the name of a movie too.

It's Japanese. There is a giant teddy bear. And motorcycles.
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TopicWomen don't know what the f*** they want
Firewood18
10/07/17 10:52:57 AM
#62
Chocolate, tequila and shiny things. That's what women want.
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TopicWhich of the x-men movies was your favorite?
Firewood18
10/07/17 10:40:26 AM
#9
The opening scene with Nightcrawler in the White House is my favorite Xmen scene.
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TopicWhat does it mean when a 5 Yr old says they have thoughts of death?
Firewood18
10/06/17 12:38:39 AM
#1
Not just crushing insects but family members imagined killed and dark thoughts?
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TopicWhat operating system are you running right now?
Firewood18
10/06/17 12:34:24 AM
#19
Some old shit that hates the new shit.
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TopicHow could a person be religious?
Firewood18
10/06/17 12:28:13 AM
#49
wah_wah_wah posted...
Most scientific principles are not legitimately understood by 99% of the population, yet they are also accepted on the basis of trust and belief. Everyone has beliefs about things, even irrational beliefs about things. Those who adhere to religion are not an outlier in an otherwise totally rational human race. Even those who profess to admire and love reason can secretly be wedded to deeply held beliefs and feelings about the world.

Ahh the humanist. Love your stuff. Sermon on the mount is spectacular. Vonnegut is one of the greats too.
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TopicHow could a person be athiest?
Firewood18
10/06/17 12:20:44 AM
#5
They just haven't been enlightened to the fact that they are Buddhist.
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TopicWhat was the most money you spent in one day?
Firewood18
10/06/17 12:16:45 AM
#17
When did SMT lower his down payment by 30k?

My mortgage down payment was around $23,009 but it was an estate settlement.
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Topici made a topic expressing my disdain that snapple used glass bottls still, and
Firewood18
10/06/17 12:11:13 AM
#11
Does Lipton still put thier teas in glass bottles? I can shake them just the right way to make a cyclone in the bottle. It's the best.
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Topic*hotboxes potd with farts*
Firewood18
10/06/17 12:06:05 AM
#7
Someone's going to get pink eye. Cut it out with you're poop particles.
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TopicHow could a person be religious?
Firewood18
10/05/17 6:26:30 PM
#29
Religion was created by a cave man that yelled at the sky to make it stop raining. It coincidentally did and he became the first priest.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
10/05/17 6:07:36 PM
#246
Ummm, sure. But Sony rules.

Donde esta el bano?
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TopicHow could a person be religious?
Firewood18
10/05/17 5:34:56 PM
#12
I was at a resort and the waiter by the pool was named Jesus. We asked if he could walk on water and he did. Splashed some water out of the pool and he walked on it. It was awesome.
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TopicOpinion: I do not like emojis
Firewood18
10/05/17 4:45:09 PM
#29
I don't like them either. There, someone agreed with you.
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TopicWhat was the most money you spent in one day?
Firewood18
10/05/17 4:33:54 PM
#2
Around $5,000 to pay the caterer at our wedding reception. Then around another $1,000 for limo and MC.
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TopicRemember Gotye?
Firewood18
10/05/17 2:53:15 PM
#3
I did like that one band that covered that song with 5 people using the same guitar.
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TopicNetflix is raising its prices.
Firewood18
10/05/17 2:33:09 PM
#5
Stranger Things.
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TopicI returned an Aldi cart from the lot back to the corral to make a free quarter.
Firewood18
10/04/17 11:47:54 PM
#15
Abandoned shopping carts is a real epidemic. There is a book I own about it. The quarter lock and chain keeps them safe.
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TopicGonna make the "bet it all on black garlic burger" tonight
Firewood18
10/04/17 11:42:28 PM
#19
If I posted memes it would be Samuel L Jackson saying "That is a tasty burger".
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TopicGuess who works at Quiznos?!
Firewood18
10/04/17 11:37:08 PM
#43
Quiznos rocks. Still have one by the Home Depot near me.

I now have you tagged as Toaster.
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