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Topicpick up artist pro tip: have girls meet you at your place before a date
No_U_L7
02/18/18 8:48:15 PM
#18
Cosmic_Diabetic posted...
What do I tell her when she asks why my telescope is pointed downward out my window facing into my college neighbors bathroom window?


point it up at the stars before she gets there -__-
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Topicpick up artist pro tip: have girls meet you at your place before a date
No_U_L7
02/18/18 8:45:28 PM
#15
Topicpick up artist pro tip: have girls meet you at your place before a date
No_U_L7
02/18/18 8:22:27 PM
#14
Deadpool_18 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Unfiltered bullshit maybe


i give great advice based off years of studying and personal experience. if you don't want to listen to it, don't...but you'll get laid more if you did listen.


I own a copy of The Game from my angsty teenage years. Youre not giving anyone an ounce of goddamn information.


Hate to break it to you, but "The Game" is not real pickup. Real understanding of seduction happens over years of studying and practicing a multitude of different methods and figuring things out for yourself. That's like saying you read an entry level cookbook and are now an expert chef or really understand cooking.

Please do explain to me how this advice is not helpful? For starters, this bit of advice would have been extremely helpful to this dude: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76329748
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Topicpick up artist pro tip: have girls meet you at your place before a date
No_U_L7
02/18/18 8:13:23 PM
#9
DarthAragorn posted...
Unfiltered bullshit maybe


i give great advice based off years of studying and personal experience. if you don't want to listen to it, don't...but you'll get laid more if you did listen.
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Topicpick up artist pro tip: have girls meet you at your place before a date
No_U_L7
02/18/18 8:09:23 PM
#7
EmeralDragon23 posted...
I miss your alt topics about hooking up with women.

Or bitching about not hooking up with women.

I can't remember which one you were, but they were equally pathetic.


i do both, i give a full unfiltered picture of my life, no bragging no bitching, just the truth, that way the highs (ie sleeping with porn stars) are worth the pain (ie girls leaving me to go home with other guys).
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Topicpick up artist pro tip: have girls meet you at your place before a date
No_U_L7
02/18/18 7:57:18 PM
#1
if you're planning on sleeping with a girl on a date (and you should be, even on a first date), ideally you should have your logistics all planned out right. Take her to a few places around your place and then bounce her home for sex. I live downtown of a major metropolitan city, so there's tons of bars/restaurants within a couple blocks of me. Know these places well.

So I just tell girls to meet me outside my building and then we'll take it from there and give them my address. There are many reasons for this. This way, if the girl is late, you're just at home doing whatever (working, watching a movie, etc) instead of waiting on her somewhere. I've had girls show up as much as 3 hours late (these supermodel types are always like this...) and it doesn't matter to me because I don't lose much. If she flakes or just flat out doesn't show up...you didn't really waste that much effort.

Now, once a girl shows up I tell her to let's start with a drink here while we discuss where we want to go. Most girls will come along inside for a drink. Then sometimes (emphasis on sometimes), one drink turns into 2 and so on and we end up sleeping together without ever leaving the apartment. Or we have one drink and then head out to get food or drink more. At least then she's already been inside my apartment and feels semi-comfortable there so when we go back for sex later she's not freaking out

If the girl doesn't want to come in (usually because they feel uncomfortable), I say that's fine but I left my wallet inside, come with me to grab it and then we'll head out. No biggie, again then at least she's seen the inside of my apartment and her comfort with it has marginally increased so that we can head back there for sex later with less objections.

Caveat: Never use the phrase "my place", this triggers quite the defense mechanism in girls. Just work around it, say "my spot", "the headquarters", "the loft", etc.

Even if you don't live in the downtown area, I would suggest doing this, just take her to some place in your area.

Even if you don't live downtown but plan on taking her there, I suggest doing this. Unless you live really far out of the way, in which I suggest moving closer. That way you can drive her and it's less clunky moving place to place and, if anything, she has to go back to your place to get her car...and possibly have sex. Or once she gets there, the two of you can take an uber into the city together if you plan on drinking.

If you don't have a car, just ask her to pick you up as long as it's semi on the way. I've done this when dating locals while I was traveling, it's not a big deal. Or again, have her show up and then uber somewhere together.
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Topictonight milf jerked me off while ranting about why she hated men
No_U_L7
02/18/18 7:17:04 AM
#1
Topichave you ever banged a 10?
No_U_L7
02/17/18 9:32:46 PM
#3
Topichave you ever banged a 10?
No_U_L7
02/17/18 7:49:26 PM
#1
i've banged several girls plenty of you would probably consider a 10, but to me they were just a 9. 10 is unicorn level for me, i've probably only ever met like 5 of them in my life and did not bang any of them.
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Topici absolutely HATE coming of age movies
No_U_L7
02/17/18 5:41:57 PM
#6
Doe posted...
For example

LethalAffinity posted...
Someone just got triggered by Lady Bird I take it


yes, this.
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Topici absolutely HATE coming of age movies
No_U_L7
02/17/18 5:39:43 PM
#2
Topici absolutely HATE coming of age movies
No_U_L7
02/17/18 5:11:11 PM
#1
yeah, the world is a scary, terrible yet beautiful place filled with quirky people, i get it already ugh
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Topicthis hot 20 year old blonde girl would rather sleep in her car than with me
No_U_L7
02/17/18 6:13:57 AM
#1
met this super hot blonde 20 year old who got in a fight with her parents so ran away from home for the night (2 hours away). I met her, we started talking then drinking then making out and i told her she could spend the night if she wanted. she said "no thanks, this was fun but i really don't want to have sex with you and would rather just sleep in my car"

ugh =(
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TopicITT i explain why you should not necessarily pay the bill on a date
No_U_L7
02/17/18 1:00:32 AM
#1
Let me explain this from the POV of a pick up artist. It's not whether or not you can afford the date...it's the frame, or place you are coming from when you are paying. If you're paying for the date to "show you can afford it", then you are trying to impress her. Whereas I'm already a good looking successful guy and she knows it...she should be the one trying to impress me. I'm not buying her a dinner to show her I'm a good person, I'm getting her to impress me so that I can decide whether or not she's the kind of girl I want to take to europe, to concerts, etc. Dinner is small fry by comparison. Now, I'm not exactly opposed to paying, I will usually just pay if the girl doesn't make a big deal out of it. I actually do it as a bit of a test and leave the bill on the table as long as humanly possible before making a move for it. A very entitled girl will just leave it there until I get tired of waiting and take the bill and pay. A less entitled girl will take the bill and either offer to pay or ask to split it. I'm pretty much using the bill as a way to ascertain more information as to the girl's way of thinking.

And don't get me started on the whole "if you invite her out, you pay", when that's just blatantly a societal catch-22 since men are the ones expected to ask girls out.

So yeah, tl;dr, when you're paying to impress the girl you are coming from the wrong state of mind, not that there's anything necessarily wrong with paying in of itself.
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TopicThose casting couch videos are pretty fucked up
No_U_L7
02/16/18 9:01:23 PM
#5
Topicboth my best friends decided to get back together with their ex-gf's today
No_U_L7
02/16/18 8:28:32 PM
#1
they both just broke up with their gf's, then it's post valentine's day blues and a long wknd...so they both decided to get back together with their ex's and take a long wknd down to the beaches down south...what a bunch of dumb fucks
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TopicLOL @ GUYS who don't PAY the BILL when out on a date
No_U_L7
02/15/18 3:12:24 AM
#13
SaccharineSmile posted...
Especially if you asked the girl it in the first place


Let me explain this from the POV of a pick up artist. It's not whether or not you can afford the date...it's the frame, or place you are coming from when you are paying. If you're paying for the date to "show you can afford it", then you are trying to impress her. Whereas I'm already a good looking successful guy and she knows it...she should be the one trying to impress me. I'm not buying her a dinner to show her I'm a good person, I'm getting her to impress me so that I can decide whether or not she's the kind of girl I want to take to europe, to concerts, etc. Dinner is small fry by comparison. Now, I'm not exactly opposed to paying, I will usually just pay if the girl doesn't make a big deal out of it. I actually do it as a bit of a test and leave the bill on the table as long as humanly possible before making a move for it. A very entitled girl will just leave it there until I get tired of waiting and take the bill and pay. A less entitled girl will take the bill and either offer to pay or ask to split it. I'm pretty much using the bill as a way to ascertain more information as to the girl's way of thinking.

And don't get me started on the whole "if you invite her out, you pay", when that's just blatantly a societal catch-22 since men are the ones expected to ask girls out.

So yeah, tl;dr, when you're paying to impress the girl you are coming from the wrong state of mind, not that there's anything necessarily wrong with paying in of itself.
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Topicmy friend that has 2 girlfriends took both of them to expensive meals today
No_U_L7
02/14/18 11:15:52 PM
#9
WizardPowers posted...
paid $100 to break up with a girl lmao


paid $200 to be involved in 2 breakups...
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Topicmy friend that has 2 girlfriends took both of them to expensive meals today
No_U_L7
02/14/18 11:09:16 PM
#7
Muffinz0rz posted...
Assuming he was not a mutual agreement between both women (i.e. a poly relationship), then I find this hilarious

karma's a bitch


it is mutually agreed upon

bknight posted...
He could had bought a gtx 1080ti with that $200.


funny he's actually been wanting one of those...
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Topicmy friend that has 2 girlfriends took both of them to expensive meals today
No_U_L7
02/14/18 11:04:37 PM
#4
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Just need the chicks to hook up


He reportedly had a threesome with them and that added to the strain of both (was an 8 another was a 6)
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Topicmy friend that has 2 girlfriends took both of them to expensive meals today
No_U_L7
02/14/18 11:00:39 PM
#1
over $100 each for lunch and then dinner

first girlfriend he ended up breaking up with because he realized he didn't like her

second girl ended up breaking up with him because she realized she didn't like him

no, this guy isn't me
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Topicflubbed the written portion of an interview today =(
No_U_L7
02/14/18 6:32:34 AM
#8
Lathissamus posted...
Oh well you'll always be a pick up artist and able to bang porn stars at your whim.


partly true. just because it's something i can do doesn't mean that it's "at my whim". I have the ability to do it, it just takes a lot of effort, energy and the right circumstances. i've hooked up with 3 pornstars in 3 years of trying, not exactly "at my whim".
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Topicflubbed the written portion of an interview today =(
No_U_L7
02/14/18 6:30:25 AM
#7
jcmason posted...
Maybe you can call them and let them know you misread the prompt? Though theyll probably have concerns about your ability to follow directions.


yup, that's why i have to just stick with my response and hope they think i thought outside the box.

they listed a sample (fake) e-mail complaint from a client. i read the e-mail and assumed the prompt was just to write a sample e-mail reply. But the question (at the very end which i skipped over) was actually just to discuss how you would handle the e-mail...
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Topicflubbed the written portion of an interview today =(
No_U_L7
02/14/18 5:45:04 AM
#1
totally misread the prompt and answered the question entirely wrong. shame because i absolutely nailed the oral
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Topici need a new suit for interviews, but i can't afford one cuz i'm not working
No_U_L7
02/14/18 5:30:08 AM
#1
if i got a job i could afford one...but then i wouldn't need a suit
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TopicI licked a stripper's private parts tonight.
No_U_L7
02/14/18 4:54:47 AM
#21
KazumaKiryu posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
I'm a pick up artist and often go to strip clubs to pick up strippers. A bit of advice:

1. don't drink, drunk guys are easy marks for strippers (as evidenced)
2. don't buy dances, they are a waste of money (one occasionally isn't terrible, but never more than 1 per trip)
3. if a girl rips you off like that, better tell her, or she'll think you're a pushover

long story short, doesn't sound like any of those girls even thought about sleeping with you, so terrible strip club game


I mean, the girls I was with were pushing me to take them to the champagne room for $500... I sure as fuck wasn't doing that. What's wrong with a $10 lap dance from a variety of girls?


If that's all you wan to actually get from her, go for it. I actually would prefer to just sleep with the stripper and get everything i want from her. i have had dates with strippers where i spent $10 total on her and banged her. $10 for a lapdance is way overpriced, but if you're ok with it, then go for it.
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TopicI licked a stripper's private parts tonight.
No_U_L7
02/14/18 4:17:52 AM
#4
I'm a pick up artist and often go to strip clubs to pick up strippers. A bit of advice:

1. don't drink, drunk guys are easy marks for strippers (as evidenced)
2. don't buy dances, they are a waste of money (one occasionally isn't terrible, but never more than 1 per trip)
3. if a girl rips you off like that, better tell her, or she'll think you're a pushover

long story short, doesn't sound like any of those girls even thought about sleeping with you, so terrible strip club game
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TopicAny guys here who don't even want a gf?
No_U_L7
02/13/18 9:06:51 PM
#3
Topicthis girl sent me an unsolicited tit pick
No_U_L7
02/13/18 2:40:30 AM
#1
Topictop 3 porn stars atm for me
No_U_L7
02/13/18 12:15:52 AM
#1
Topicwhat does it mean if a girl tells me i have a very pretty penis?
No_U_L7
02/12/18 7:37:56 PM
#1
TopicJesus, Brawl in cell block 99 was so good
No_U_L7
02/12/18 3:11:14 AM
#8
watch shot caller as well. a bit more gritty/realistic, but stars jamie lannister.
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Topici predict the next step in consent will be needing consent to deed to a girl
No_U_L7
02/12/18 1:40:47 AM
#3
MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm gonna need you to sign a consent form before deeding to my porn video.


porn stars will probably just issue a declaration of mass consent
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Topici predict the next step in consent will be needing consent to deed to a girl
No_U_L7
02/12/18 1:37:16 AM
#1
Topicwho is this brandi rhodes and why is she pro wrestling instead of being my wife
No_U_L7
02/12/18 12:53:48 AM
#4
it's super sexist to say she can't be both, ie her occupation as your wife would exclude her from being a pro wrestler. that type of sexism is probably why she doesn't want you
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Topicgirl on insta: if you've ever jerked off to me, you owe me a valentines gift
No_U_L7
02/11/18 11:22:09 PM
#6
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Aren't you that sad guy who pretends he's a "pick up artist" who bangs porn stars?


how am i pretending...
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Topicgirl on insta: if you've ever jerked off to me, you owe me a valentines gift
No_U_L7
02/11/18 11:06:53 PM
#1
Topicit's bizarre that people don't understand the concept of choosing to be single
No_U_L7
02/11/18 10:45:32 PM
#2
Topicit's bizarre that people don't understand the concept of choosing to be single
No_U_L7
02/11/18 10:19:13 PM
#1
First, I'll start out by saying that I am a pick up artist. Second, I'll tell you I'm massively introverted and prefer to be alone 90% of the time. This is greatly due to the way I was raised.

My parents were never emotional with me and I can tell you all 5 times my parents have told me they loved me (all from my mom, my dad never has). I have asian parents and my dad grew up an orphan on the streets, so he's very emotionally cold. They are not very emotional people and actually never went on a date before getting married (they went on a few group hang outs). They were also very emotionally and sometimes physically abusive. When I was younger they would fight literally every night, with broken furniture involved. My mom would wake me up in the middle of the night, to take me away, afraid my dad would hurt us. I wished every day they would get divorced, but they never did.

Growing up, they never even told me about the concepts of love, dating, sex, etc. I never really learned about them until later in high school/college. So because I was raised in such a cold environment, I never really felt the emotions of love.

I can name you the exact 3 times in the last 2 years I've actually felt lonely. Now that said, the 90-10 is still a balance. I just really understand how to do the 10% that I need, which people don't. So if I want to have sex, all I do is go out and find a new girl to have sex with.

The issue is a lot of people just cant get laid, so they don't understand the mindset of abundance that I come from. They'd do any desperate thing just to cling onto one girl that will have them. If I told you, you could just go out and find a new girl to bang every time you wanted to....none of you would ever settle down with any one girl. So, instead of being desperate to find one girl to settle down with, I just really believe in my abilities and go out and find a new girl to sleep with whenever I want. I absolutely hate the idea of having someone around I have to constantly communicate with and keep involved in my life just so I can sleep with her...when i'd probably get bored of sleeping with her anyway. So because of this, I choose and prefer to be single.
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TopicI only sleep with porn stars
No_U_L7
02/11/18 8:05:10 PM
#33
ClunkerSlim posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
-Contrary to popular belief, porn stars are the cleanest girls in the world.

Um, no. Nina Hartley has shattered that myth more than once.


what do you mean? funny story, she actually came onto me once, but she caught me by surprise and nothing came of it...
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TopicI only sleep with porn stars
No_U_L7
02/11/18 7:47:38 PM
#28
El Mexicano Texano posted...
9 years ago you were making topics about Kate Beckingsale


and that's when the realization happened...
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Topicjust saw the porn comment to top all porn comments
No_U_L7
02/11/18 9:01:26 AM
#1
This guy posted: "Call me baby XXX-XXX-XXXX" with the X's being his actual phone number....

like...does he actually think the girl is going to read the comments and then call him?!
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TopicI only sleep with porn stars
No_U_L7
02/11/18 4:06:03 AM
#20
Rob Cesternino posted...
A few questions:

How do you manage multiple relationships?

What do you do if they become attached and want to be in a committed relationship with you?

When do you plan on getting married/settling down, if ever?


The answer to the first 2 is to manage expectations from the very start. If you set the frame correctly, she cannot get upset.

I don't ever want to get married or settle down. Honestly I prefer being by myself 90% of the time and if I want to have sex I'll just go out and meet a new girl.
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TopicI only sleep with porn stars
No_U_L7
02/11/18 2:41:49 AM
#7
MorbidFaithless posted...
I don't believe 1 word or that.


most people wouldn't just because it's so far out of their realities. But the entirety of what I do is to do things others can't...so i just took it to another level.
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TopicI only sleep with porn stars
No_U_L7
02/11/18 2:34:41 AM
#1
It seems people dont believe me when I say I've slept with porn stars, so allow me to explain

Background:

9 years ago I was terrible with women. But that was ok since I decided to take steps to rectify that. Through studying and infield application, repetition and refinement in an iterative process, i have learned an advanced understanding of attraction, male to female dynamics, female psychology and sub communication. In short, I have become a master of seduction.

Porn Conventions:

I have realized that I actually prefer really beautiful women who are really good in bed (duh). Most people don't have the dedication to do what I do. I started attending porn conventions to pick up porn stars. I learned that the easiest way to pick up a certain type of girl is just to go somewhere with a mass abundance of them. IE, if i want to pick up a stripper, just make it easy on my self and go to a strip club. Once I'm somewhere with high abundance, I can continue to run my normal types of interactions with girls. It's much easier for me in these environments, because I may not be smooth with the first girl I talk to, I'll adjust and adjust girl after girl until I'm just the smoothest person a girl has met. So after talking to let's, say 3 porn stars, the 4th will think I'm the coolest smoothest person she has ever met. So I just wander the convention, meeting porn stars, getting their numbers, setting up dates. Some of the girls show up on the dates, some flake. Some respond to my texts, some ignore them. The ones that show up, some I don't sleep with, some I do sleep with. But for the rewards are worth the efforts.

Caveats:

-No, you're not supposed to ask the porn stars for their numbers, and they are not supposed to give them to you. But if you are a really cool guy, of course they will. If Jay-Z (or whatever cool guy) went in, talked to them and asked for their number, do you really think they'll say "oh sorry I'm not supposed to do that." They'd just do it. But you just have to be that cool. That rule is just to rule out losers asking for their numbers.

-Porn conventions can be expensive, but are cheap if you plan ahead and book them months in advanced (I book mine 6 months in advance for about $50 usually).

-Contrary to popular belief, porn stars do sleep with normal people. They like to get out of the industry sometimes. Counter-intuitively to most, they actually don't need Chads with big dicks, they've slept with plenty of those. They'd also like to just sleep with normal cool people. Also counter-intuitively to most, porn stars are actually easier to get into bed, since they have such ridiculously high sex drives usually.

-Contrary to popular belief, porn stars are the cleanest girls in the world. They have to get tested every 2 weeks. They also have to be on birth control. I don't even use a condom with porn stars. But don't be insulted if they ask you to get tested before sleeping with you (some have, some haven't....I come across as a really clean guy).
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Topicas a pick up artist, all the girl topics on this board are absolutely hilarious
No_U_L7
02/10/18 11:02:10 PM
#65
you guys are choosing to be offended by this topic, because you'd rather not change your lifestyle than actually have to put in the work to get better with girls. whatever, i'm done. you guys can live whatever type of life you want.
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Topicas a pick up artist, all the girl topics on this board are absolutely hilarious
No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:54:24 PM
#56
Lathissamus posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
CaptainCrunch posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
now i only sleep with porn stars.


aw, now this topic isn't fun anymore

Yeah, it was funny, then Scofield Hothed it up with the fake bragging


the last 2 girls i slept with are both porn stars...idk if i can go back to normal girls after that. sorry if that upsets you....


Not many people believe you, and those that do probably are laughing at you. Either way, you're either lying or you're telling the truth but trying to brag to random people on a small message board community. Both conclusions don't exactly put you in the best light.


it's funny that all it is is the objective truth, but because it's so far out of the reality of most people, it comes across as bragging. i'm just trying to educate this board that it's ok to suck with girls, but it's more important to try and improve your dating related skills.
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Topicas a pick up artist, all the girl topics on this board are absolutely hilarious
No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:53:05 PM
#55
Rob Cesternino posted...
Whose school of pick up do you follow? Neil Strauss? Mystery? Ross Jeffries?


for me, being a pick up artist means i'm picking and choosing the best from all of the teachers. it's my job to figure out what actually works and what's bull. that said, i mostly focus on RSD with a HEAVY concentration of todd valentine (he no longer works with them) and girls chase (Chase amante)
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Topicas a pick up artist, all the girl topics on this board are absolutely hilarious
No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:49:38 PM
#52
Bullet_Wing posted...
CaptainCrunch posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
now i only sleep with porn stars.


aw, now this topic isn't fun anymore

Yeah, it was funny, then Scofield Hothed it up with the fake bragging


the last 2 girls i slept with are both porn stars...idk if i can go back to normal girls after that. sorry if that upsets you....
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