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Topicif im dating a porn star and i deed to her videos where she's banging another
No_U_L7
01/01/18 11:54:28 PM
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Topicneighbor is out in the hallway arguing with his gf but i need to go get laundry
No_U_L7
12/31/17 3:06:00 AM
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i'd just go out but i had previously made out with his gf which he doesn't know about. ugh, hope i don't get stuck in here, i don't want other people putting their grimy hands on my custom made to my measurement $200 each dress shirts....
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Topicthis asian girl hit on me today and it was super cringey
No_U_L7
12/28/17 8:54:52 PM
#9
Burgess posted...
It's nice that you stay close to your mom.


do you think you're funny or something...

Lost_All_Senses posted...
So I guess she wasn't cute based on how you're talk about her


she was pretty cute, it's just such a turnoff that she does it in such an awkward manner. Also, being asian myself i'm not attracted to most asian women
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Topicthis asian girl hit on me today and it was super cringey
No_U_L7
12/28/17 8:48:59 PM
#3
Burgess posted...
So did you mom cut your hair before you left or something.


i actually have a personal hairstylist on retainer. she works down the block from me and does my hair every 3 weeks, almost $50 a month >_<
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Topicthis asian girl hit on me today and it was super cringey
No_U_L7
12/28/17 8:46:14 PM
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i actually got my haircut and threw on a blazer and managed to leave the house for a big meeting today. So i'm looking great, i step outside my house and this asian girl walks by. She smiles at me so i smile back, she walks by me, then hesitates and walks back to me. she says "are you looking for something...i can help you??". I say "oh thanks...i'm just waiting on my uber". she says "oh ok HAHAHA!!!" and then quickly runs away. Ugh...
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TopicTIL former NBA player Baron Davis is banging Laura Dern.
No_U_L7
12/27/17 9:17:49 PM
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He's cheating on her then, he came through my NBA town last month and a girl i was trying to bang's best friend was bragging about banging an "NBA player", him...she was heartbroken when i told her he wasn't in the league any more
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Topici made direct eye contact with this girl during sex
No_U_L7
12/27/17 2:25:29 AM
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Topici'm banned from postmates, uber and airbnb
No_U_L7
12/26/17 11:11:10 PM
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LanHikari10 posted...
How did you get banned?


postmates-the driver never showed up to deliver the food, lied and said he did, a heated exchange occurred with customer service
uber-my drunk friend got in a fight with the uber driver
airbnb-my friends were too loud and woke up all the neighbors, including the homeowner. we also had more people staying there than indicated (wanted to save the money)

my friend also got banned from airbnb on a trip we shared because we took girls home and the homeowner thought we were having a party, kicked out the girls and us in the middle of the night

DuranOfForcena posted...
what about lyft


still all good on lyft...for now
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Topici'm banned from postmates, uber and airbnb
No_U_L7
12/26/17 11:04:37 PM
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Topicfuck the girls that i texted merry christmas to but didn't text me back
No_U_L7
12/26/17 3:40:58 PM
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Topicjust had a genital herpes scare...
No_U_L7
12/24/17 11:28:14 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
You had no reason to be concerned


thank you, i try to be safe, but you know, sometimes i get caught up in the passion and...
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Topicjust had a genital herpes scare...
No_U_L7
12/24/17 11:25:38 PM
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Topicjust had a genital herpes scare...
No_U_L7
12/24/17 11:20:47 PM
#1
turns out it was just an infected pimple...wat a relief
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TopicImpotent rage time: I fucking hate how franchise bars are taking over
No_U_L7
12/23/17 10:34:07 AM
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ugh thought you were gonna rage about being impotent and i came into this topic to sympathize...im getting old
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Topicwas gonna take a nap at 10pm to wake up at 130am to find a hot girl to fuck but
No_U_L7
12/23/17 5:49:37 AM
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girls like sex too...you'd be surprised how many girls tell me afterward that they were worried they wouldn't find a cool hot guy to fuck that night....
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Topicwas gonna take a nap at 10pm to wake up at 130am to find a hot girl to fuck but
No_U_L7
12/23/17 5:37:40 AM
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PostCrisisJ2 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
(sexual preferred but forced)


uh...


obviously a typo >_>
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Topicwas gonna take a nap at 10pm to wake up at 130am to find a hot girl to fuck but
No_U_L7
12/23/17 5:20:57 AM
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Tyrannosaurus posted...
You sound like a predator.


by meeting girls, taking care of them when they need it and giving them a good (sexual preferred but not forced) experience?
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Topicwas gonna take a nap at 10pm to wake up at 130am to find a hot girl to fuck but
No_U_L7
12/23/17 5:17:16 AM
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overslept and just woke up. i live downtown and literally just have to walk 1 block over and at 130am (club/bar closing) there's streets filled with hot horny girls who lost their friends. i just start talking and then invite them over for a drink while they try to call their friends. and then we bang. i was going to wake up and go find a hot girl to fuck but i woke up at 2am, walked over and all the hot girls are gone already, guess they already found a guy to fuck while i was sleeping =(
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TopicWhat's your favorite type of house / real estate porn?
No_U_L7
12/22/17 8:17:01 AM
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oh...thought you were referring to like the property sex series of porn....and i came into this topic to say that was my favorite genre too =(
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TopicWhen I was 14 I kept a condom in my wallet because I thought it made me cool
No_U_L7
12/22/17 8:01:33 AM
#7
i still carry a condom with me everywhere, never know when a girl will be dtf
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Topicgot a call for an interview at 1:15, returned the call at 3:30, no response
No_U_L7
12/21/17 7:52:02 PM
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Topicgot a call for an interview at 1:15, returned the call at 3:30, no response
No_U_L7
12/21/17 7:35:06 PM
#1
ugh...is that an unreasonable timeframe in which to return a call? I was taking a nap
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Topicconfession: i once anonymously told a girl in high school that i deeded to her
No_U_L7
12/21/17 3:18:23 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Why the shit would you tell her and not just keep that to yourself like a normal human being.


i was 14...
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Topicconfession: i once anonymously told a girl in high school that i deeded to her
No_U_L7
12/21/17 2:51:44 AM
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there was a school rally, where a select few students had to do a few physical tasks. Well, this very well endowed girl's task was to do the jump rope...and she did not select the appropriate bra. So in the comments section I posted that that was so hot I had to deed to her once I got home. What ensued was such a shit storm of people trying to figure out who the anonymous poster was and why someone would post something like that...
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Topicwhy is it that every girl can deep throat me, thought that was supposed to be
No_U_L7
12/20/17 10:56:18 PM
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Topicevery girl that swallows for me inevitably always ends up vomiting
No_U_L7
12/19/17 7:00:57 AM
#8
ColdOne666 posted...
Don't you ever get bored of trolling?


maybe the simplest explanation is...im not trolling
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Topicevery girl that swallows for me inevitably always ends up vomiting
No_U_L7
12/19/17 6:17:09 AM
#3
Link HT posted...
eat some fruit


i don't eat any fruits or vegetables, i hate the taste
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Topicevery girl that swallows for me inevitably always ends up vomiting
No_U_L7
12/19/17 4:56:10 AM
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maybe my juniors are trying to impregnate the girls' throats
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Topicthis 818 girl invited me to the club with her tonight but i'm too lazy to go
No_U_L7
12/18/17 3:12:25 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
People go to the club on Sundays?


if you live in a good sized city and you are in the know, there is a popping place every single night of the week. i've had mondays crazier than your wildest saturdays.
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Topicthis 818 girl invited me to the club with her tonight but i'm too lazy to go
No_U_L7
12/18/17 2:07:07 AM
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Turbam posted...
Aren't you the guy that makes shit up?


nothing i've posted has ever been made up, everyone here is just too bitter to accept that it's possible to do what i do with women otherwise they'd have to re-evaluate and feel worst about their lives. i post the same stuff on pick up artist forums and they give me constructive criticism. i post it here and it's "made up"
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Topicthis 818 girl invited me to the club with her tonight but i'm too lazy to go
No_U_L7
12/18/17 2:01:34 AM
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i just stayed in and deeded to her pics instead, much less effort than banging her
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Topicthis girl said she wouldn't go out with me because she had cancer
No_U_L7
12/17/17 9:05:42 PM
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a year later she was cancer free so i asked her out again and she said no thanks...wtf
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Topici partook in the viewing of yurizan beltran porn vids last night to find she die
No_U_L7
12/14/17 6:17:17 PM
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frozenshock posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Halo478 posted...
eww you deeded to the dead you are a sickie


oh i dont care about that, i was more worried that she died because of what i did...


Well nothing's impossible but probably not.


well i wouldn't care if it was a one off, but this wasn't the first time this happened...
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Topici partook in the viewing of yurizan beltran porn vids last night to find she die
No_U_L7
12/14/17 6:11:32 PM
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Halo478 posted...
eww you deeded to the dead you are a sickie


oh i dont care about that, i was more worried that she died because of what i did...
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Topici partook in the viewing of yurizan beltran porn vids last night to find she die
No_U_L7
12/14/17 5:51:58 PM
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Topicyknow, day old nachos aren't that bad
No_U_L7
12/12/17 12:14:28 PM
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just microwaved the bad boys from last night, a little soggy but it's like cereal...mmmmm
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TopicMy puppy is drooling too much :(
No_U_L7
12/08/17 1:58:16 AM
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I'd be drooling all the time too if i had to live in a house with you
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TopicWtf is my life... Real life exchange.
No_U_L7
12/01/17 4:15:10 AM
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
this is what happens when you're not a pick up artist and don't understand attraction at a high enough level. if you did you'd know no one wants what they can easily have and she was just testing you for how entitled you are and how easily she could have you. if you had said something like "well, maybe if you played your cards right, you'll get to take me home tonight" you'd be banging her right now


But like I really want to hit you now joke or not.


that's fine but what i said is still absolutely true. learn better for next time.
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TopicWtf is my life... Real life exchange.
No_U_L7
12/01/17 4:12:08 AM
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this is what happens when you're not a pick up artist and don't understand attraction at a high enough level. if you did you'd know no one wants what they can easily have and she was just testing you for how entitled you are and how easily she could have you. if you had said something like "well, maybe if you played your cards right, you'll get to take me home tonight" you'd be banging her right now
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Topicsitting next to a perfect 10 on the plane and couldn't stop coughing up a lung
No_U_L7
11/30/17 12:23:32 AM
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Paper_Okami posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
she got up and moved seats just to get away from me =(


you can't just move seats on a plane

C final answer


why not? there were seats open in the back
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Topicsitting next to a perfect 10 on the plane and couldn't stop coughing up a lung
No_U_L7
11/30/17 12:15:13 AM
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she got up and moved seats just to get away from me =(
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Topici hate the whole "oxfords not brogues" thing in Kingsman
No_U_L7
11/29/17 12:53:16 AM
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Topici hate the whole "oxfords not brogues" thing in Kingsman
No_U_L7
11/28/17 3:10:16 AM
#9
Zikten posted...
You sure know alot about shoes


we're just scratching the surface, we haven't even gotten into material or construction...
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Topici hate the whole "oxfords not brogues" thing in Kingsman
No_U_L7
11/28/17 2:56:08 AM
#6
wow you guys are mean =(

hortanz posted...
I appreciate your attention to fashion details


thank you
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Topici hate the whole "oxfords not brogues" thing in Kingsman
No_U_L7
11/28/17 2:03:02 AM
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because the two aren't mutually exclusive:

oxfords refer to the leather by the laces being closed like so:

https://cloudfront.dappered.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/AE-Park-for-reader-appreciation-week.jpg

as opposed to a derby/blucher which has open leather by the shoe lacing like so:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0223/5177/products/mitch-walnut-jackerwin-shoes__main-image__2_1024x1024.jpg?v=1454612586

Now, brogues refer to the holes used as decorations in shoes such as this:

http://www.allenedmonds.com/dw/image/v2/AAXI_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-allenedmonds-catalog/default/dw26ff2dd9/images/shoes/oxfords/allenedmonds_shoes_macneil-2_1082-brown-grain_top.jpg?sw=850&sh=850&sm=fit

BUT, you can absolutely have a brogue oxford like this:
https://cloudfront.dappered.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Cordovan-Strands-shade.jpg

I think kingsman needs to fire their style consultant......
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Topicso, was scotty a cuck?
No_U_L7
11/25/17 7:13:25 PM
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Topicyour D size (in inches) is your hotness rating/10
No_U_L7
11/24/17 4:24:44 AM
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Topicimagine if all guys had to have their D size tattooed on their foreheads
No_U_L7
11/24/17 2:57:24 AM
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Topicimagine if all guys had to have their D size tattooed on their foreheads
No_U_L7
11/23/17 12:47:36 AM
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