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OmegaTomHank posted...

Luanne seems the easiest to control. She can basically be a submissive play thing.

this doesn't make people think you're not a creep
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Tried to get my hood in there so you can see my flower
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Rockies posted...

That site is our local news here! Lol why did you use that link?

i just googled for a link that wasn't cnn so people wouldn't bitch
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EclairReturns posted...

Jen0125 posted...

she wants you to leave her alone

So why would she even ask me about my day, to begin with?

to be polite
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EclairReturns posted...

Whenever my sister asks me about my day, she always uses generic responses to respond to me: "Nice!", "Ooh!", "Aah", "I see..."

And she offers no follow-up answer or question no matter what I say to her. Is it reasonable for me to not want to talk to her because she cannot make conversation with me?

maybe you're just really annoying and boring and she wants you to leave her alone

that'd be a win win for both of you
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republicans have a majority and they can't pass their own fucking agenda

what a damn mess

http://www.9news.com/article/news/nation-now/white-house-this-shutdown-wont-be-like-previous-shutdowns/465-85ccd2ed-3b20-4ad9-ab52-219f727eca4b
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bulbinking posted...

Bunch of petty people on this board. Or maybe passive aggressiveness is just something all effeminate people are known for whether girl or guy.

i'm not passive aggressive

i'm aggressive aggressive
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ASlaveObeys posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

DrProfessor posted...

Thoughts?

I think I don't care

Sex dolls can't wash my dishes yet, which is disappointing

Yet

Operative word here
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Oh nevermind he's already gone
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That's nice, dear.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

That's the face I fell in love with

This made me laugh out loud
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Renraku_San posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

Renraku_San posted...

Ugh, $1200 here gets you a room in someone's apartment.

Good thing you're a professor of medical law making $80K a month

You're right, I should move my practice and law firm to the Midwest!

Your medical law practice where you teach you mean.
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Lmao why the fuck are you drinking Malibu?
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Bligh stop drinking that haterade
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TheWorstPoster posted...

mainstream media

You used Fox News and a tweet (??) as a source. Is it not mainstream media if it agrees with you?
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Renraku_San posted...

Ugh, $1200 here gets you a room in someone's apartment.

Good thing you're a professor of medical law making $80K a month

Lmao
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keyblader1985 posted...

I got my swim trunks, and my flippy floppies

I'm riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit

This dolphin's splashin gettin everybody all wet
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yeah i mean obviously a dildo can't kiss you and hold you but that's not intercourse.
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10/10 welcher would not replicate because i'm glad to be a productive member of society whose guilty pleasure and time waster is posting here or trolling here but i have an actual life and friends and family and a good job so that's good enough for me
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well if your definition of intercourse is something more than penis in vagina that's something else.
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Rockies posted...

This topic is all over the place lol

How does Jen manage to do it every time

i got that skill bruh.

it just happens.
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OhhhJa posted...

I've been with my girl for a while and it isn't like what you want it to be... But I think anyone with eyes can see the truth here... you're mad because I called you out on your middle school drama attention whoring topic

yeah i mean i dont care what you do with your girl. i'm just saying you posted here. don't post here if you don't want someone to post about what you're posting?

it's not middle school to say i'm not giving free labor.

this topic isn't middle school because most people here are adults and you're posting in it. so what grade are you in?
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Not exactly, they're meant to fill you up. You do the work.

uh do you never do the work riding that dick? i mean just because you're doing the work doesn't mean it's not simulating intercourse.
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lol don't feel bad for my boyfriend

he would never expect or desire for me to do his job for free because he knows i work and have my own job so he wouldn't want to take advantage of me by trying to get free labor out of me just to make his day easier.
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dildos aren't meant to simulate intercourse with a human partner?
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OmegaTomHank posted...

Thats like saying why do women use vibrators or dildos.

Its just dumb

All sorts of people use sex toys...

Including people whos job it is literally to have sex

seriously. sex toys are like the last realm you could claim to be sexist. there are sex toys for any fetish and any gender.
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DrProfessor posted...

Jen0125 posted...

They make the same type of sex dolls in male as well. just fyi

Yeah but guys dont get offended by the same stuff girls do.

?????? okay and?

i mean how's it a feminist issue if they make customizable male real sex dolls? how could it be dehumanizing for women if there's an equivalent male product? with customizable dick size?
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edededdy posted...

this shit is fucking pathetic for both jen and zeus

lmfao what a jackass right? hahahahahahahahahahahahah
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OhhhJa posted...

I also have a job that I get paid for. And I make cash as a musician on the side which is how I met her. But I have fun coming up here and getting drinks a couple nights after gigs or rehearsals and I get the drinks at a discount or free often times. And I return the favor by helping out. It takes likes maybe 30 minutes of my time st the most. Then we go back to our place and hang out. And we get more time because I help. Quit being toxic

lol k i mean do your free labor bro
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Yes and? The partners of the employees end up volunteering a lot of their time. I did say that would be weird (if not illegal) at a place like a bar and wouldn't make sense in an office. We appreciate their help

yeah i mean i wouldn't fault someone for volunteering in an animal rescue.

a bar is different. lol so i agree with you there.
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OhhhJa posted...

Jen0125 posted...

OhhhJa posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

omg ur on PotD at a barrrr

Is how you'd try to troll someone else >__>

Well, my gf is a bartender here and sometimes I help her at the end of the night with kegs, cleaning up, and getting folks out. Not trying to troll but this topic just screams, " I havr nothing better to do than create drama because I'm that bored"

who the fuck does their girlfriend's job for free?
tf

You wouldn't help out your significant other? That sounds rather unhealthy. I like to help her. It's not like I do it every day or anything. I come up here once or twice a week, have a couple beers, and help her finish up. You always sound so bitter about everyone else's relationship

no. i wouldn't do his job for free. i have a job. that i get paid for. he has a job. that he gets paid for.

i'd help him with a lot of stuff but he gets paid for his job.
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

They're voluntold.

how can you be voluntold for free labor? if my boyfriend asked me to come do his work for free i'd say hell no because i already do my own damn job. i don't need to do yours too.

Because where I work uses staff and volunteers to help do things like mow the grass or unload trucks of supplies. So they get told they're doing work if they're going to hang around. Many hands make light work. We record the time, it's all legit.

Would be different in an office or at a bar. Like there's labor laws against this stuff...

you work in an animal rescue.
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They make the same type of sex dolls in male as well. just fyi
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Doctor Foxx posted...

They're voluntold.

how can you be voluntold for free labor? if my boyfriend asked me to come do his work for free i'd say hell no because i already do my own damn job. i don't need to do yours too.
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ugh yes it is. it really is.

like one house may take you 30 minutes to do.

a school or shop or hospital in the town may take longer because the more you progress the more rooms they have but individual houses only take as long as you're willing to spend

as long as you put their desire items i don't think you can fail because it won't let you finish without them.

it's so relaxing. i may play it before i go to bed tonight now.
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CacciatoPart2 posted...

Can I post OTHs photo or will I be purgd too

not in this topic! make your own topic! don't sully my topic with your trolling! but i luh you either way
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OhhhJa posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

omg ur on PotD at a barrrr

Is how you'd try to troll someone else >__>

Well, my gf is a bartender here and sometimes I help her at the end of the night with kegs, cleaning up, and getting folks out. Not trying to troll but this topic just screams, " I havr nothing better to do than create drama because I'm that bored"

who the fuck does their girlfriend's job for free?
tf
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Mission accomplished guys. Thanks for being on my side.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/76217836
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yay thank you based god lil b
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OhhhJa posted...

Topics like this remind of how sad nearly everyone here is. Are your lives really so dull you have to dedicate evenings to this shit?

you just posted here so ask yourself
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Zeus posted...

If anything, the topic was designed to PROLONG the interaction. If somebody actually wanted to avoid or end an interaction, they wouldn't be trying to extend it.

i'm hoping you'll ignore me again because you are a nutter
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Ferarri619 posted...

So, is Happy Home Designer a separate game? I know that Amiibo game was patched into the original, that's not true for HHD tho is it?

OMG HHD is such a fun, relaxing game. I def recommend it.

All you do in HHD is take requests from villagers to make their perfect home. You don't have to earn bells or anything. It's so fun. Your catalog unlocks as you take on more requests. I didn't know what to expect when I got it but I love it and then RC bought it too because of my recommendation.
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Zeus posted...

AllstarSniper32 posted...

Zeus posted...

Or you'd think that somebody who went out to their way to actually harass people wouldn't complain about fake-harassment. Again keeping in mind that this topic was created in reaction to the FIRST message I sent.

It looks like it was sent because you sent another message, but whatever you want to tell yourself.

Because a topic created at 9:48 was about a PM sent at 9:49? Sounds legit.

yeah i made it after the first message when i asked you not to message me again.

then you messaged me again and i sent you the second message and reported you.

time is hard.
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Zeus posted...

Jen's first response is something I might send after five PMs from the same guy.

i didn't know zeus and jen were the same person and do the same things.
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Rockies posted...

Jeez Jen, this topic is extremely rude. You don't have to rub it in my face that your briefly had a period of time where you didn't have to worry about Zeus posting in your topics.

my bad, i could still see his posts though. so i was only half free.
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that's both posts from me.
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here's my explosion and seething rage
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real photo of zeus and muffinz0rz because they are twins
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