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LinkPizza posted...

They should. It should mention you on the contract that the new owners have. But your lease should still be valid...

we just signed the new lease for this upcoming year too. for feb 2018-feb 2019.
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to us

wtf my current landlord said they'd have to honor our new lease agreement we just signed so we'd be able to stay until that was up

but nope
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Johnny Rockets gives me the shits
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i tried to eat my nachos but i was too sick yesterday so they went to waste ;-;
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Needs more jpeg
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i also find it hilarious
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Troll_Police_ posted...

hurr durr then who currs what u thunk jen!

see how dumb that argument is?

I just mean who cares if he thinks he's a "serious" news source? It's obvious he isn't so why does it annoy you so much?
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Maybe a new Animal Crossing. That would be fun.
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Troll_Police_ posted...

Jen0125 posted...

we love duckbear because he's not a serious news source.

oh really? why dont you ask him what he thinks, because i 100% guarantee you he thinks he is.

Who cares what he thinks?
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we love duckbear because he's not a serious news source.
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yeah definitely. i'm not a hairdresser but i know a few and i think she'd have an easier time with the pregnancy and time off at an independent salon as opposed to a corporate chain like supercuts or something. i know those places are more strict about your business hours.

my hairdresser works in her own room at this complex that houses a ton of different rooms with different independent beauty/spa type things. maybe she could try to find a place like that?
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yeah idk i think maybe she figured you were just being nice? who knows. but yeah just keep hanging out if you like her to feel out the vibe.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

hard to say
i mean, you'd assume, after saying yes to dinner together then coming over to my house to lettuce

idk if you're coworkers maybe she wants to be your friend?

did you pay for the whole dinner or did you do dutch?
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is she even interested in you that way?
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GameLord113 posted...

Then the reign of chaos line as well, lol.

i mean that's not really wrong but is also sensationalist

this past year has been pretty chaotic politically
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no, you don't have to disclose that. it's not a disability. it's not like when you're a hairstylist you can't set your own schedule in independent salons. i don't think the owner will care if you are out as long as you're paying your booth fees. if she's only a month she has a decent amount of time before she starts showing and then when she is showing she can disclose it.
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i haven't seen one THIS bad on cnn in a long time
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ZiggiStardust posted...

The answer might surprise you!

yeah maybe she'd say zero. that'd be a real shocker.
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really couldn't just fit the word "threats" in the tagline?

clickbait at its worse
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dang, that's bad timing. i mean how pregnant is she? is she close to giving birth anyway? wasn't she going to need to take that time off regardless?

i can't see why she couldn't get another booth as long as she pays her rent while she's out.
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that sucks. why'd she lose her job?
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why wouldn't we be
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ernieeeeeeee
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Something about Jen and her cronies
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How do you even meet a teen that "requires" this of you and why do you think masturbating will improve a teenage girl's self esteem and body image? Christ.
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What the fuck dude
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My topic? I don't think I had a topic deleted..
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This topic inspired me to order tacos for dinner even though I'll probably throw it up because I'm sick! Thanks!
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Lmao. Maybe on opposite day.
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SilentSeph posted...

Your client spread the rumor that you are too friendly

That asshole
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I heard 90% of the board hates you
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RCtheWSBC posted...

AverageCEgal posted...

Nearly all of the board hates you
that's not an insult
maybe try being nicer to the board

We had a totally scientific poll and it was maybe 50-60% dislike!

Yeah so take that!
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My boyfriend didn't tell him to go away. Instead he comes in the bedroom and says there's a man for me at the door. I was like the fuck I don't want to talk to a random strange man!
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And then asked me my opinion on Mexican immigrants

Well a Mexican answered the door so what the heck do you think?

I hate when people show up at my sanctuary and talk to me.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

AverageCEgal posted...

and loooool @ op being jen
don't be insulting the op

Don't insult my boo!

Yeah don't insult me!
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shadowSEXil posted...

Jen I'd have thought you of all people would be more sensitive to the plight of body issues, especially considering the biggest underlying cause of the obesity epidemic in this country is rooted in the government's adherence to ancient and biased scientific studies paid for by the agricultural industry. You're smarter than this. For a lot of people it's their fault, but you don't get the obesity rates we have without a core issue. 50% of the population is not weak-willed. You've been a little chunky in the past and experienced this firsthand. You made a nice life decision to get fit, congratulations. That gives you no right to shame people for listening to their bodies (which are telling them to eat more and more simple carbohydrates due to heightened levels of cortisol in the body and fluctuating blood-glucose levels leading to drops in energy and perceived necessity of food).

Lmao bro come on. 90% of fat people are fat due to sedentary lifestyles and overeating. It's not rocket science.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Jen always be fat shaming women. Fucking horrible.

I fat shame you and you're a man. Does that make it better?

No, it's fucking hilarious because I'm not fat. So not only are you a terrible person but you're also not so smart either.

If you're not fat why do you look at in all your pics?

Checkmate
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Congrats on the sex, melon!
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Jen always be fat shaming women. Fucking horrible.

I fat shame you and you're a man. Does that make it better?
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Nomak-54 posted...

Zeus posted...

While not all women are hot, most women are hotter blonde.

Yellow posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Nomak-54 posted...

Sometimes the heart wants what the heart can get

"It's not having what you want. It's wanting what you've got." #SoakUpTheSun But yeah, she's kinda fat. Granted, she'd probably look worse as a brunette

It's not fat, she's just a lil thicc

Lmao no she's fat. She's not thick. She has a big belly and small tits
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you could get an attorney proficient in bird law in that scenario
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Sahuagin posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

Sahuagin posted...

I guess what you mean is that there are no attractiveness leagues

Yes

so then, there are leagues, they're just social leagues

lmao got her
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idk worst case scenario lately for a trojan is they're using your computer as a bot to post stuff on the internet to spread viruses and it lags your system
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sorry i edited my post because a labiaplasty is different than FGM
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Jen0125 posted...

BeerOnTap posted...

How would you feel if men began demanding women get parts of their anatomy cut off in order to help reduce the smell and odor?

we don't really have expendable parts to get rid of where we can still enjoy sex

There's already labiaplasty. That reduces nerve endings and reduces pleasure due to removing such sensitive tissue. You could likely still get off even if it didn't feel as good. Not unlike removing the foreskin...

is a labiaplasty for outer or inner labia? i mean outer labia wouldn't be a big deal.

and aren't most labiaplasty in 1st world countries cosmetic for women who think their "lips" are too big? a reduction of that would still probably have similar nerve endings on the inner labia if you electively shave it down.
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Dick's Drive In in Seattle is actually amazing because of all the benefits they provide to teens/young adults trying to go through college. They are really great and their burgers taste good too. Thumbs up Dick's Drive In.
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on a real level i feel like melo posted this because he's upset with his life and his current relationship so he wants to clown his friend to make himself feel better
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Nomak-54 posted...

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Smarkil posted...

The first time I ever saw this pic it made me laugh so hard

TheCyborgNinja posted...

My favourite phone call with a customer (thank god those days are gone) was when part of the discussion hinged on which Dick's location he was near at the time to determine something else. It was clear we wanted to just be mature about it but were trying not to giggle. "No, the other Dick's", "that's the wrong Dick's", "which Dick's do you usually use?" (that last one got a chuckle from him), etc... I deserve a medal for not breaking.

Lmao I always make "big Dicks" jokes every time my bf wants to go to the large Dicks Sporting Goods near us
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