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TopicI'm pretty sure Muffinz0rz is da best poster here
OhhhJa
01/23/18 9:56:03 PM
#8
Muffinz0rz posted...
Snuggletoof posted...
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TopicHey guys what happened to Melon_Master?
OhhhJa
01/23/18 9:46:47 PM
#73
Dang they must be really hard up for mods
TopicA really weird thing just happened
OhhhJa
01/23/18 6:34:08 PM
#14
But hey if it was a couple years ago I might just do it
TopicI need some new seriously loud and abusive death metal potd
OhhhJa
01/23/18 6:26:27 PM
#20
Troll_Police_ posted...
this is all bringing me back to the days when Necrophagist was just getting its start. love it.

still waiting on that third album that will never come

Yeah it's weird he never officially said the band was done but I get that impression after 14 years lol. Would love if he surprised us with another album one day
TopicA really weird thing just happened
OhhhJa
01/23/18 6:18:53 PM
#12
Well, for one I'm in a relationship but on top of that there could be some embarrassing repercussions of that course of action
TopicA really weird thing just happened
OhhhJa
01/23/18 6:07:07 PM
#10
She must be really hard up if she's calling me after all these years lol
TopicA really weird thing just happened
OhhhJa
01/23/18 6:06:02 PM
#9
Yeah that story is pretty suspect haha
TopicI need some new seriously loud and abusive death metal potd
OhhhJa
01/23/18 6:05:00 PM
#14
Troll_Police_ posted...
holy shit, these guys have been rocking it since 89? lots of content here. thats excellent news.

Yeah I actually forgot they had been around that long because they were actually disbanded for a long time and got back together several years back. Their first album is a good bit different though. The newest is really solid. Production is higher quality and guitar tone is a little clearer.

Also, if you like them you'd probably dig ulcerate too and maybe immolation
TopicA really weird thing just happened
OhhhJa
01/23/18 6:01:10 PM
#5
Lol that thought actuslly crossed my mind but no she's not bad looking for an older lady. She texted back and said she meant to call someone else with the same name as me but I'm not sure how she had my number in the first place so she had to have looked it up
TopicI need some new seriously loud and abusive death metal potd
OhhhJa
01/23/18 5:48:52 PM
#9
TopicI need some new seriously loud and abusive death metal potd
OhhhJa
01/23/18 5:46:40 PM
#7
Gorguts is awesome if you haven't heard them. Their weird and heavy. Very technical. Check out either obscura or colored sands by them
TopicA really weird thing just happened
OhhhJa
01/23/18 5:43:40 PM
#1
The step mom of a friend that I haven't talked to since high school just called my number out of the blue and asked if she could ask me a quick question. I told her yeah sure and then she either hung up or lost signal. I called back and no answer and sent a text asking if everything was ok. No response. Really strange. Haven't seen or talked to her in like 12 or so years
TopicI need some new seriously loud and abusive death metal potd
OhhhJa
01/23/18 5:40:27 PM
#2
What are your current favorites? I know plenty but I don't wanna rec stuff you already know
TopicI am so thankful that dishwashers exist
OhhhJa
01/23/18 11:53:14 AM
#9
I'm happy women exist too LMAO
TopicI think I'm an alcoholic now
OhhhJa
01/23/18 8:37:35 AM
#47
Zangulus posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Funkdamental posted...
Zangulus posted...
If you question it, youre not an alcoholic.


As an ex-alcoholic (although the truth is, you're never really an ex-alcoholic), I feel qualified to warn you that's entirely untrue.

Yeah I'd say a really high percentage of alcoholics think they don't have a problem at all


FSjAzgr

Sarcasm is for women
TopicGot my first Tinder date in an hour, oooOOoOoh
OhhhJa
01/22/18 11:08:25 PM
#59
What if they're turned in by farts though? Never know unless you belt one out
TopicSo I have a friend dating a semi celebrity.. and they just got engaged
OhhhJa
01/22/18 7:36:59 PM
#45
SunWuKung420 posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
People in Philly are saying that his wife is the biggest semi-celebrity, believe me


She's like one step away from full blown bam celebrity status.

TopicSo I have a friend dating a semi celebrity.. and they just got engaged
OhhhJa
01/22/18 6:35:50 PM
#35
SunWuKung420 posted...
I consider my wife a "semi celebrity"

Lol
Topicfuck the Patriots
OhhhJa
01/22/18 6:34:27 PM
#46
DirtBasedSoap posted...
soccer, hockey and basketball are all essentially the same thing and none of it is entertaining

Naw I'm baseball an average score is more roughly 4 or 5 runs for each team. That's more than than average amount of touchdowns in a football game. But I agree with hockey and soccer being uneventful. 90 plus minutes in soccer and one team might score a point lol

As far as the patriots conspiracy goes, I don't believe it's on the level of being called a conspiracy but I wouldn't doubt at this point if a couple refs officiating their playoff games might be told or strongly hinted at behind the scenes to be lax on them for penalties or else they won't be officiating any big games next year
Topicdoes dog poop hurt toilets?
OhhhJa
01/22/18 6:25:18 PM
#7
Those dog food shits will wreck your plumbing. You done fucked up
TopicSo I have a friend dating a semi celebrity.. and they just got engaged
OhhhJa
01/22/18 6:02:53 PM
#24
DirtBasedSoap posted...
I saw a video of them on Steve-os Instagram the other day and you could almost see her b-hole in it

Checked her Instagram and you can see her whole ass in one of the first pics
TopicI think I'm an alcoholic now
OhhhJa
01/22/18 5:25:51 PM
#41
Funkdamental posted...
Zangulus posted...
If you question it, youre not an alcoholic.


As an ex-alcoholic (although the truth is, you're never really an ex-alcoholic), I feel qualified to warn you that's entirely untrue.

Yeah I'd say a really high percentage of alcoholics think they don't have a problem at all
TopicI think I'm an alcoholic now
OhhhJa
01/22/18 3:38:45 PM
#39
SunWuKung420 posted...
Yellow posted...
I usually stop buying whatever horrible drink I'm using as soon as I find a better one. I went from beer, to wine, to chardonay, then fireball, and now weird sugary coconut Malibu.


Beer is the best one in that list. You're going down in quality.

Yeah fireball is shit 18 year olds shoot and Malibu rum is disgusting and you're just asking foe an awful hangover
TopicSports Discussion Topic #170: The Big Dumb Patriots are Going to Win it All
OhhhJa
01/22/18 1:36:09 PM
#71
Eagles had to win after that flyer leaked lol
TopicThis is literally the most delicious-looking pizza I've ever seen in my life.
OhhhJa
01/22/18 10:15:22 AM
#33
I've never been so disappointed in my life. I was expecting some delicious gourmet pizza and then I get this average plain cheese pizza shit. Fuck you!
Topic[No Scource] There's a major Flu outbreak in the US right now... be careful
OhhhJa
01/22/18 9:30:59 AM
#21
I've never gotten a flu shot. I've only had the flu once. And considering it's not even 100% successful it's not worth my time
Topic[No Scource] There's a major Flu outbreak in the US right now... be careful
OhhhJa
01/21/18 9:55:50 PM
#17
Mead posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Mead posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
This year's flu shot is only around 10 percent effective anyway.

Shh don't tell anyone.


Theyre estimating that its around 30% effective, which is only slightly lower than average actually.

They wont know for sure until May or so when the flu season actually ends.

My wife's best friend is an infectious disease pharmacist for the CDC working out of boston and she said 10% therefore I am assuming she's right.


Naw theyre spouting BS they wont be able to get accurate data for months

Wouldn't that mean you're spouting bs too?
TopicThe United States is shut down?
OhhhJa
01/20/18 5:59:23 PM
#61
BlackScythe0 posted...
This is Trump wanting a shut down, he probably thinks this will stop Mueller. It won't

Lol I don't think that has anything to do with it but I'm sure wapo has a different take on it. This investigation has been going for quite a while now. Haven't heard anything new for a while. I remember when everyone was saying Trump wouldn't make it a year yet here we are
TopicThe United States is shut down?
OhhhJa
01/20/18 5:46:33 PM
#59
Dems when the govt shut down during Obama's presidency:

"Stupid republicans won't cooperate and it's all their fault!"

Dems when the govt shuts down during Trump presidency:

"Stupid republicans bullying the dems!"

Dems when confronted with Bill Clinton's sexual promiscuity:

"His romantic relationships are nobody's business but his and his wife's."

Dems when Trump is accused of having an affair:

"Grrrrr!!! What an asshole! Let's impeach him!"
TopicPetition: 'Have Disney remove Star Wars Episode VIII from the official canon.'
OhhhJa
01/20/18 5:26:21 PM
#30
Lol nothing ever comes of stupid petitions like this. And honestly you could probably get a million signatures and they wouldn't give a shit anyway
Topichow do you kiss a girl, lads?
OhhhJa
01/20/18 5:21:58 PM
#14
There's probably some creepy YouTube video you could watch for help
TopicWhich King of the Hill wife would you want as a wife?
OhhhJa
01/20/18 3:07:54 PM
#72
Revelation34 posted...
Was that ever stated?

No but c'mon, what woman wouldn't cheat on a guy like Dale?
TopicWhich King of the Hill wife would you want as a wife?
OhhhJa
01/19/18 7:34:23 PM
#46
There's nothing in the OP that says I can't analyze the characters at a deeper than surface level character trope. It doesn't matter though since I voted Minh anyway
TopicWhich King of the Hill wife would you want as a wife?
OhhhJa
01/19/18 7:29:58 PM
#44
RCtheWSBC posted...
It's not my own take, lol. She has literally cheated on her husband. That history shouldn't disappear when considering who you'd vote for.

Iyo
TopicWhich King of the Hill wife would you want as a wife?
OhhhJa
01/19/18 7:22:29 PM
#39
Greenfox111 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
She really just cheats on Dale because of what he's like

consider the average potder

Also this lol
TopicWhich King of the Hill wife would you want as a wife?
OhhhJa
01/19/18 7:22:06 PM
#38
RCtheWSBC posted...
We're taking the characters as they are established. She is established as a cheater, even if she eventually stops cheating.

And she's established as really only ever cheating on him with one guy over the course of years. It suggests that if she wasn't unwillingly committed to her life with Dale and Joseph and their father son relationship that she may be faithful. Your applying your own take on her character.
TopicWhich King of the Hill wife would you want as a wife?
OhhhJa
01/19/18 7:16:49 PM
#34
RCtheWSBC posted...
green dragon posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Literally not canon

Wait, how is Nancy cheating on Dale not canon?

No, you misunderstood me. He tried to pass off Nancy's infidelity and said that under this scenario she'd be faithful. My response to him is that assuming Nancy wouldn't cheat is literally not canon.

I mean we're somewhat attempting to humanize them here. There's no reason to necessarily believe she would cheat in all scenarios. She really just cheats on Dale because of what he's like
TopicWhich King of the Hill wife would you want as a wife?
OhhhJa
01/19/18 5:41:46 PM
#29
Minh definitely.

Peggy is too dorky and thinks she's smarter than she is. Plus big feet are weird

Nancy cheats although she might not since I've got the physique of John Redcorn and am also a musician so I might be her wet dream

Lenore reminds me of a drug addict whore my dad used to date

Minh is smart and hot and a little bitchyness can be a turn on
TopicATTN: Zeus
OhhhJa
01/19/18 1:37:28 AM
#154
Jen0125 posted...
lol don't feel bad for my boyfriend

he would never expect or desire for me to do his job for free because he knows i work and have my own job so he wouldn't want to take advantage of me by trying to get free labor out of me just to make his day easier.

I've been with my girl for a while and it isn't like what you want it to be... But I think anyone with eyes can see the truth here... you're mad because I called you out on your middle school drama attention whoring topic
TopicATTN: Zeus
OhhhJa
01/19/18 1:28:22 AM
#152
Jen0125 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
I also have a job that I get paid for. And I make cash as a musician on the side which is how I met her. But I have fun coming up here and getting drinks a couple nights after gigs or rehearsals and I get the drinks at a discount or free often times. And I return the favor by helping out. It takes likes maybe 30 minutes of my time st the most. Then we go back to our place and hang out. And we get more time because I help. Quit being toxic


lol k i mean do your free labor bro

I feel sorry for your bf if that's how you truly look at that situation
TopicATTN: Zeus
OhhhJa
01/19/18 1:04:41 AM
#140
Jen0125 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Jen0125 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
omg ur on PotD at a barrrr

Is how you'd try to troll someone else >__>

Well, my gf is a bartender here and sometimes I help her at the end of the night with kegs, cleaning up, and getting folks out. Not trying to troll but this topic just screams, " I havr nothing better to do than create drama because I'm that bored"


who the fuck does their girlfriend's job for free?
tf

You wouldn't help out your significant other? That sounds rather unhealthy. I like to help her. It's not like I do it every day or anything. I come up here once or twice a week, have a couple beers, and help her finish up. You always sound so bitter about everyone else's relationship


no. i wouldn't do his job for free. i have a job. that i get paid for. he has a job. that he gets paid for.

i'd help him with a lot of stuff but he gets paid for his job.

I also have a job that I get paid for. And I make cash as a musician on the side which is how I met her. But I have fun coming up here and getting drinks a couple nights after gigs or rehearsals and I get the drinks at a discount or free often times. And I return the favor by helping out. It takes likes maybe 30 minutes of my time st the most. Then we go back to our place and hang out. And we get more time because I help. Quit being toxic
TopicATTN: Zeus
OhhhJa
01/19/18 12:55:50 AM
#133
Jen0125 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
omg ur on PotD at a barrrr

Is how you'd try to troll someone else >__>

Well, my gf is a bartender here and sometimes I help her at the end of the night with kegs, cleaning up, and getting folks out. Not trying to troll but this topic just screams, " I havr nothing better to do than create drama because I'm that bored"


who the fuck does their girlfriend's job for free?
tf

You wouldn't help out your significant other? That sounds rather unhealthy. I like to help her. It's not like I do it every day or anything. I come up here once or twice a week, have a couple beers, and help her finish up. You always sound so bitter about everyone else's relationship
TopicATTN: Zeus
OhhhJa
01/19/18 12:28:52 AM
#111
This would be a good place for you omega. Lotta drunk girls to take advantage of
TopicATTN: Zeus
OhhhJa
01/19/18 12:28:15 AM
#110
OmegaTomHank posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...


RCtheWSBC posted...
omg ur on PotD at a barrrr

Is how you'd try to troll someone else >__>


lmfao

"She didn't even flinch"
TopicATTN: Zeus
OhhhJa
01/19/18 12:24:58 AM
#107
RCtheWSBC posted...
omg ur on PotD at a barrrr

Is how you'd try to troll someone else >__>

Well, my gf is a bartender here and sometimes I help her at the end of the night with kegs, cleaning up, and getting folks out. Not trying to troll but this topic just screams, " I havr nothing better to do than create drama because I'm that bored"
TopicATTN: Zeus
OhhhJa
01/19/18 12:21:56 AM
#105
LinkPizza posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Topics like this remind of how sad nearly everyone here is. Are your lives really so dull you have to dedicate evenings to this shit?

It's Thursday night. I bored. Just sitting here watching YouTube. It's not hard to just chat with some people while watching. Haha.

I can see how it is entertaining to watch. I'm just sitting in a bar at the moment but it's winding down now so I could use some entertainment
TopicATTN: Zeus
OhhhJa
01/19/18 12:15:14 AM
#94
Making one post to observe while you all have made like 15 a piece
TopicATTN: Zeus
OhhhJa
01/19/18 12:12:42 AM
#91
Topics like this remind of how sad nearly everyone here is. Are your lives really so dull you have to dedicate evenings to this shit?
TopicHad Chick-fil-A and Johnny Rockets for the first time this week.
OhhhJa
01/18/18 7:10:50 PM
#32
CaptainStrong posted...
Mead posted...
CaptainStrong posted...
>giving Chick-fil-A money
You just supported anti-gay bigotry. Congratulations.


Gay marriage is legal dude

What can a chicken restaurant possibly do at this point

So what? They're against my right to marry who I want, so I'm not giving them one cent. Would you also defend a pro-slavery company? Slavery is already illegal and they're not gonna change that, so why not support them?

I've met tons of gay people that love chick fil-a more than I do.

Also, if you say chick-fil-a is bad you either don't like chicken or are prefer shit food because your taste buds are jacked
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