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He used to hit em like that all the time when e was with the Reds

CC may be fatter than ever.

No but I've eaten tons of deer and snow geese from him. It's good as hell and if he says squirrel is good I might believe him but I can't eat that. He will probably try to make me eat it at Christmas too because his wife and daughters don't eat his kill so the nephews are tasked with eating it at their parties

Rockies posted...

I think all the bacon and gravy/sauce spares it from looking as disgusting as you made it sound, but who in their right mind would eat squirrel? That's insane. I would only do that if I was starving. I guess country/redneck people just embrace doing dumb shit because it makes them feel connected to their culture

The sauce makes it so much worse for me

One last thing before I go to bed. My uncle killed and cooked squirrels today. He is a wealthy liberal man. He's just insanely missouri country. I have to show you this picture so that it won't only haunt my dreams anymore. Be warned: it's the nastiest fucking food you've ever seen

https://imgur.com/a/fTlfM

I laughed because it's hilarious that he thought it was a good idea and obviously wrote it down in advance because he thought it was so funny

Lol I saw the Harvey joke on twitter, the world is so stupid

I want to start playing ALTTP before odyssey comes out but I've been playing Stardew Valley again and watching baseball so it probably ain't happening. Also there are some tv shows I need to get to. Then movies and books exist as well

What a perfect baseball moment.

These dumbasses are already doing their shabby nfl boycott so I do actually sort of doubt that people would even care that much if Kaepernick came back and started kneeling again. They'd make a stink and then they'd either watch him play or continue with the aforementioned shabby boycott

I'm watching nfl a little bit and the first thing I see is the Vikings convert a third down on an obvious non catch and now they're getting points as a result. The Packers didn't or couldn't challenge for some reason. I am turning this off

Also some St. Louis news: it seems Blues fans are now calling themselves the loudest fans thanks to a couple of quotes from Blues players. Hopefully this takes off and drives every other nhl fan insane a la best fans in baseball

I just wish we could steal Robin from Demetrius instead. He's the true b word of Stardew Valley. And I want to be sebastian's stepfather

She's such a dang b word though. I married Penny last time and am going for Leah now who was also a b word to me at the spring dance

It was bad baserunning. He should have been out but Sanchez fucked up. If they'd gotten him the Astros would have been screwed for that inning and if they'd had men on 2nd and 3rd with one out and Springer up they still had a good chance to score. But it worked out so it's fine

God damn Verlander went berserk tonight. Sadly the Astros have forgotten how to hit so it's still tied

Damn Keuchel destroyed them. Don't blow this please

I'm not that versed in the seriesbut I don't find them that difficult.

I've just dabbled in them on emulators and stuff. This one is definitely better than those ones by a lot but it's not in the Metroid style yet so the series hadn't yet found its niche

I beat another SNES game. Super Castlevania IV. It's pretty good. I abused save states to beat it as it is too challenging for me.

Lol I just looked up who all the starting quarterbacks are and the Browns are starting something called a Deshone Kizer

Who is the next best qb supposed to be. Carr? Dak maybe

Right but I wonder what their corporate structure is like. Do people who own those sheets of paper get to vote on a chairman to represent them in negotiations or something

MNTwins1991 posted...

Packer owners are indeed disgusting pig people, but they are definitely not billionaires.

In that case I meant owners in general but yeah. I don't really know how the Packers thing works

MLB is getting worse too with how they keep disincentivizing adding players. The qualifying offer system is a joke and the new rules for international signings are disgraceful. The posting system was already a pathetic way to keep foreign players down and it's just getting worse with this new system. Otani is likely to lose 160 million because MLB decided the Dodgers having to pay that much for talent makes them sad.

If the nfl wasn't so good at beating down its players Aaron Rodgers would be on a $500M contract. Next they're probably going to add a rule forcing players to Respect The Flag too because the players have no power and the owners, like all billionaires, are disgusting pig people

It does not matter. All you can prove with that argument is the following hypothesis: "win-loss records can be misleading." The most banal possible take that everyone already knows.

The Cubs do have a better manager and maybe a slightly better bullpen. The Nats rotation is far better and their lineup is better too. The East was bad but literally who cares. You play the games on your schedule and that's it. No they're not as good as like the Dodgers who won 104 in the best division but again, literally who cares

Because they know deep down that they don't deserve the advantages that they have so they have to convince themselves that they earned them

You can't just say things and have them be true man. Though I guess it makes sense that you'd think so if you're a maga chud

You don't know what you're talking about. Across the board this Nats team is better than this Cubs team and the NL East isn't always a weak division nor do the Nats dominate it every season.

The Nats got fucked so hard more than once tonight. What a joke. They can't escape the first round because they always get stuck with the bullshit unbeatable teams (Cards, Giants, and now Cubs). Go fucking Dodgers I guess but I'm tempted to not even bother because I know the Cubs are going to win in 7 despite being badly outplayed

I'm not a conspiracy theorist so I don't think this game is rigged for the Cubs, I just think the universe wants me to suffer.

Nats rallied a bit. They'll still lose but hey

The NFL is completely insane

MNTwins1991 posted...

So you were On The Road To Vermilion City

I don't think he has what it takes 2 b a master

Worst as in least good but the Sox might also take thst crown now that I think on it.

This is absurd that the Yankees came back to win this series. We're gonna get a Cubs Yankees WS, the two worst teams in the division series

I picked it up on Switch. I live on Antifa Farm and my favorite thing is safe spaces

I believe it was the day of the wild card game.

I shouldn't act like I care how much we spend on sports because I really don't, when I say too much I really just mean a ton. WWe invest in sports

There's also no way they spend as much on soccer as we do. We spend way too much on sports even soccer I'm sure + FIFA is insanely corrupt and definitely tried to rig it for us

You should definitely laugh at America falling on its face as long as it doesn't result in nukes.

That really sucks but it's a little funny just because it's so insane

The Vikings were retweeted by some guy I follow and they said "duck duck gray duck." Please tell me none of you say this. It's duck duck goose you fucking freaks

Never mind. Sports, at least for the moment, are good.

And the Red Sox are going to beat the Astros. The topic title was not a joke

I've never seen cocaine in person but I think it's a more popular drug than I'd realized. It might still be more of a coasts thing

I probably shouldn't but I'm sure I will. It'll probably show Luke fighting 8 red light sabers at once and I'll want to throw up from having seen it and from how excited I'll be

Well now it's getting a bit more interesting