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TopicTrump said this at his Montana rally lolllll
TheCyborgNinja
07/07/18 1:32:16 PM
#45
Corrupt_Power posted...
I hate this fucking guy so much.

His actions indicate he hates himself too, but has the worst case of denial in history.

Trump is the 21st century equivalent of that Habsburg king that drooled uncontrollably and rolled around on the floor in a basket for fun.
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TopicThanks Trump For Raising The Prices On Everything
TheCyborgNinja
07/07/18 1:23:11 PM
#39
It's a golden age for China though. This just sped up their takeover.
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TopicBest country of these! Day 13
TheCyborgNinja
07/07/18 12:37:46 PM
#7
I voted Netherlands. It's close to where half my family are from
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TopicReminder that Donald Trump has dementia and/or a traumatic brain injury.
TheCyborgNinja
07/07/18 12:36:28 PM
#25
McSame_as_Bush posted...
Digimon posted...
friendly reminder that Hillary literally had a seizure on camera


It's been 605 days since the election. Time to move on with your life.

This. I hate her too, but come on... she is as relevant as Watergate at this point.
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Topicwhat website do you usually visit for news?
TheCyborgNinja
07/07/18 12:35:02 PM
#20
DW or BBC
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Topic2 young girls and 1 older guy stranded on a deserted island (serious question)
TheCyborgNinja
07/07/18 12:34:22 PM
#34
This sounds like a Woody Allen chad fantasy.
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TopicRate this cartoon series DAY 11: Rick and Morty (2013)
TheCyborgNinja
07/07/18 6:35:36 AM
#10
...that's a small price to pay for spider peace!
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TopicI broke everything.
TheCyborgNinja
07/06/18 7:10:00 AM
#4
Not your wiener too!
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TopicI know I joke on CE but y'all place women on too high of a pedestal
TheCyborgNinja
07/06/18 7:09:20 AM
#12
DocileOrangeCup posted...
chill is a guy tho

And what a guy! <3
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Topicwhy is this the first thing that comes up when you google ''GFAQs blackmanass''
TheCyborgNinja
07/06/18 5:30:49 AM
#14
I searched for "final fantasy" in bing and it had a row of suggested/alternate top searches... all of them pornography. "Final Fantasy xxx" etc.
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TopicWhite man calls police on black family at neighborhood pool
TheCyborgNinja
07/06/18 3:12:41 AM
#3
King George III's descendants wouldn't have let things be this racist. Just saying.


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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
TheCyborgNinja
07/06/18 3:10:24 AM
#73
DocileOrangeCup posted...
ArtVandelay posted...
dated sign pic on the DOC account for proof. I can't think of any other way, but I have a hard time believing this ain't some weird trick.

mEbjm6b

My sassometer just exploded because of the face you're making in that photo. You owe me (imaginary) $13!
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TopicTrump makes denaturalization task force; hunt down naturalized citizens, deports
TheCyborgNinja
07/06/18 3:07:35 AM
#76
So a trade war will make the country poorer and now they're spending money on this? Race to the Bottom: The Story of the Trump Administration
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TopicWE HAVE A MELTDOWN. SJW GameDev Edition
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 11:42:01 PM
#137
Amatsukaze posted...
Remember not getting triggered by someone just explaining something to you?

It's been so long that these pussies have had nothing but whiner's tears in their veins that I don't remember not being irritated by them living.

WWIII with conscription when?!
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Topic1 Million dollars, but you can only eat candy for the rest of your life
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 11:38:32 PM
#14
My life would be shorter and overweight. Pass.
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Topicsitting here on my couch with joestarr, ask us anything
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 11:35:51 PM
#287
FrisbeeDude posted...
joestarrr posted...
_OujiDoza_ posted...
This thread is sal-T-nuts...


ikr


making fun of yall isnt salt lmao a 35 year old dating a 21 year old is cringeworthy, especially when the dude is some social board denizen

Yeah, I don't have a problem with people meeting online, it's totally normal, but this whole thing is just a couple steps to the left of Chris Hansen crashing the party.
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Topicim gonna make some burgers and put an egg on top.
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 11:25:48 PM
#27
I love a fried egg on my burger. Alongside bacon and cheese on there, it's the perfect meal.
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Topicsitting here on my couch with sballen, ask us anything
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 4:00:38 PM
#45
Whoa! Match made in heaven! You guys need matching 90s tracksuits now!
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Topicdo you have any friends who are super attractive but either boring/can't pull?
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 3:35:25 PM
#10
Bad_Mojo posted...
That would be me. I wouldn't say I'm "super" attractive, but I'm in good shape and I'm not ugly. I'm just really shy and socially awkward

The latter doesn't matter (heh), because of the former. Being awkward and having girls find it adorable rather than embarrassing means you passed the attractiveness test.
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TopicWould you date a girl this tall?
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 3:32:26 PM
#33
As long as the person is proportionate (looks normal otherwise) and is healthy, I don't care if they're 4' or 7'
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Topicdo you have any friends who are super attractive but either boring/can't pull?
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 3:30:05 PM
#3
Most of the single attractive people I know are single moms... that's their Achilles heel
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Topicis it ever ok for a white person to say the n-word?
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 3:07:38 PM
#10
I remember years ago, I played RtCW on Xbox Live with this group of black dudes (who were friends with each other IRL) that kept trying to get me to say it. I figured they were just doing it to screw with me, which was mildly true, but after a while I felt less like the token white guy and more like their friend and gave them what they wanted. They thought it was hilarious and we all had fun together. Breaking down those barriers!

I have a bunch of mixed cousins, so race stuff genuinely means nothing to me. Ironically, one of my East Indian cousins says he "hates gay and brown people" and I always picture that one Chappelle's Show sketch...
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Topicis it ever ok for a white person to say the n-word?
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 2:56:56 PM
#7
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Whenever you want, intent matters, words don't.

Intent is very important, always the biggest factor, but it's still not very nice and some people will be uncomfortable.

Where I live is not a good barometer for it though, as basically every black person seems to be an immigrant from Africa or an adopted Haitian child living with white people. Either way, they have zero cultural connection to that whole mess.
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TopicWould you lose 4 years of your life to instantly get a nice physique?
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 2:52:28 PM
#28
I have a pretty decent physique, aside from the bit of chub on my belly (because I love hamburgers). Girls like how I look. They brazenly tell me even though they know I'm married. It'd depend on when I'm destined to die... If I live to be 90, sure, why not? If I am going to die at 60, nope!
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TopicSo when Trump brings in New Judges and repeal Legal Abortions...
TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 5:59:31 AM
#47
Mofuji posted...
Canada will warmly welcome all of these women. Except if they're white.

They need to check their privilege and give all the minority women their safe spaces.

You say this satirically, but it's not totally inaccurate. Trudeau apparently groped a woman (who is credible) years ago, it was reported at the time, and he defended himself by saying something like "if I'd known she was a reporter nationally I would have done things differently".
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TopicMy friends babies momma family doesn't celebrate July 4th
TheCyborgNinja
07/04/18 6:18:26 AM
#2
The slaves would've been freed much earlier had treason against King George III been unsuccessful. Black people seem to get a much fairer shake in the UK than America. They're not wrong.
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TopicTrump officials demand Mueller return thousands of emails II: No Take Backs!
TheCyborgNinja
07/04/18 6:16:39 AM
#228
I just hope something epic comes out of Mller's investigation. It'll be great if it makes Watergate look like... uh... Obama and Biden having a playful romp. I dunno.
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TopicShakira has a nice ass.
TheCyborgNinja
07/04/18 6:14:32 AM
#2
Nah. There's nothing wrong with it, but I like an ass you could break your hand spanking (girls who do squats constantly).
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TopicDo incels have redeeming qualities?
TheCyborgNinja
07/04/18 6:12:58 AM
#23
Blorfenburger posted...
What is with these options

"Live Event" too, hahaha
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TopicCE help, some gangsta is dissin my fly girl
TheCyborgNinja
07/03/18 7:14:31 PM
#10
Take him out for drinks. Maybe a molatov cocktail?
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TopicTwo cucks, one girl.
TheCyborgNinja
07/03/18 7:13:25 PM
#14
Both those guys probably just fuck each other while watching her get blasted by a Chad across the room. "Let's pretend the other guy is her then switch!"
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TopicIsn't "Toxic Masculinity" about negatives of "man roles"?
TheCyborgNinja
07/03/18 7:09:49 PM
#5
"Being unable to drive" doesn't turn women off because it's unmanly. It turns them off because it means he could be lazy, stupid, and/or poor. Oh, boy! What a catch!

What if I told you that it's possible to be a combination of nice, successful, and decent looking?
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TopicWomen find sexist men MORE attractive, study shows
TheCyborgNinja
07/03/18 6:58:55 PM
#60
I don't think they're wrong, beyond the "paying for everything" part, which girls have generally felt bad about me doing all the time in my experience. My wife seems happy that I'm not a "soyboy" and picked a fight with a guy who slapped her ass when we started going out (he was a total pussy and just got all afraid - turns out he was actually gay and just joking around, and I'm not going to hit somebody that won't fight back, the point was proven without violence - I'm also not a tough guy by any means). I tiled the bathroom floor (etc) and I open doors for her and stuff. Even though she rolls her eyes at me sometimes, it's with a smirk and she seems to appreciate that I've got a backbone.
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TopicTrump Administration to Rescind Obama Guidelines on Race in College Admissions
TheCyborgNinja
07/03/18 6:53:05 PM
#180
So does this mean only white people will want to go to college now?!?! And here I thought everyone went to get an education then a good career. But it was all about those diverse pamphlets all along? What a fool I have been!
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TopicWhy do people want to get rid of alcoholics anonymous?
TheCyborgNinja
07/03/18 6:40:23 PM
#3
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
They should be replaced by secular addiction help programs.

This. They're outdated. I understand that some people just need to be addicts, so they use Jesus to replace drugs or alcohol, but it's not correcting the issue, merely refocusing it.
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TopicTaylor Swift and Avril Lavigne. >___>
TheCyborgNinja
07/03/18 6:39:00 PM
#19
tamashiini posted...
When did Taylor Swift get an ass?

She didn't. Hers was accidentally sent to Avril, who already had one.
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TopicWorld Cup is not for Latino Teams
TheCyborgNinja
07/03/18 6:35:58 PM
#10
UnfairRepresent posted...
World cup is a joke

That team just flat out ganged up on a ref and yelled at him for 3 minutes straight and everyone just stood and watched.

So stupid.

Colombia's team, minus the keeper, were absolute pricks for most of the match. I'm glad they cried.
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TopicWhere do you sit on the subject of political discussion (not ideology)?
TheCyborgNinja
07/02/18 7:29:56 PM
#6
Lokarin posted...
I like that the bottom option was included. I'm a rare believer that debate isn't about winning, but by solidifying the strengths of both sides as well as exposing their weaknesses.

Yeah, agreed. I honestly don't fit in a side for the most part, because my number one choice of government is what Liechtenstein has. Most people don't even know how it works, let alone care, because they just get dug into what local options are and can't fathom the idea of anything new or different than the boring old options we have. I lost it with my aunt the other day because I mentioned that and she is in the number 2 spot, and didn't care what my answers to her questions were. They were already wrong before I said them.
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TopicWhere do you sit on the subject of political discussion (not ideology)?
TheCyborgNinja
07/02/18 7:21:18 PM
#5
wolfy42 posted...
Most of my life I would have chosen option 3.

I went with 1 at this point.

I basically DGAF anymore.

Yeah, I went with three under the umbrella of "nobody is trying to change anyone's mind, it's just a conversation". As soon as somebody tries to force their "correct opinion" on me, I'm done and just don't want to bother anymore.

Online, it's a matter of no longer replying. In person, not so much. I tried being the bigger one with my cousin's husband one day and walked away from him three times. It ended with me yelling at him to go fuck himself, right out in the street (because I literally left the building the third time), and the neighbours all came out and were going to call the cops because they thought a fight was going to break out. I walked off and then he spent the evening texting my phone from two different numbers about how he was right. I didn't talk to him for 5-6 years after that.
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TopicWhere do you sit on the subject of political discussion (not ideology)?
TheCyborgNinja
07/02/18 7:13:40 PM
#1
What best describes you... - Results (12 votes)
Live and let live. Whatever. I don't feel like arguing. It won't do any good.
41.67% (5 votes)
5
Feelings prompt me to pick a fight whenever I disagree, because I'm easily triggered.
0% (0 votes)
0
I understand where the other side is coming from and enjoy a grown-up discussion of ideas.
8.33% (1 vote)
1
I don't have a side, I just weigh the facts and treat things as "case by case".
50% (6 votes)
6
I realize nobody will want to choose the second answer, but the poll is anonymous, so just be honest if you know that's you. This isn't about shaming anyone, I just want to see where people place themselves in the poll. This also is NOT aiming at a discussion about politics. It's specifically regarding how you view political discussion in a general sense and participate accordingly.
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TopicHow would you rate Donald J Trump's performance as POTUS so far?
TheCyborgNinja
07/02/18 6:37:31 AM
#48
Easily the worst in my lifetime. Hillary's warmongering would have probably been much less harmful. If Trump somehow gets re-elected, it wouldn't shock me if he outright quits NATO then cozies up with Putin and Kim even more.

China will ironically have better ties with Europe, Canada, and Latin America, the way things are going.
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TopicI'm trying to rewatch buffy.
TheCyborgNinja
07/01/18 4:01:14 AM
#4
Angel >>>>>>> Buffy

It was always better.
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
TheCyborgNinja
07/01/18 3:41:55 AM
#16
MICHALECOLE posted...
Lokarin posted...
I'm an intj - I fell out with stacy but banked her mom

To be fair, Stacys mom has got it goin on

Rachel Hunter was Stacy's mom... So hot. I remember this bio thing for a reality show where she listed "practicing to make babies" as one of her hobbies. No joke.
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TopicNon-US gamers who fight against Trump's Trade War; who's doing their part? How?
TheCyborgNinja
07/01/18 1:06:31 AM
#13
I don't want to punish average, hard working people because their president is a cuck to Russia and NK.
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TopicHey do you guys have any advice for how to talk to females
TheCyborgNinja
07/01/18 1:04:22 AM
#26
Just be handsome then they'll talk to you. You're welcome!
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
TheCyborgNinja
07/01/18 1:01:34 AM
#3
Incels exist because they'd probably answer that woman with suave lines like "but nobody likes me... are you joking?" or "I'm a virgin. Will you marry me?"
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TopicThis Dad is FURIOUS that his 16 y/o Autistic Daughter can DATE a 44 y/o MAN!!
TheCyborgNinja
07/01/18 12:50:48 AM
#30
I think there needs to be a range limit until the person is 18.
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TopicYour Reaction: Biden runs for 2020 and chooses Obama for VP.
TheCyborgNinja
06/30/18 11:26:02 AM
#15
They'll probably roll Hillary out again, maybe with some other has been like Vanilla Ice as VP. They're so clueless.
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Topicso much for the Nes classic being well stocked this time
TheCyborgNinja
06/30/18 4:42:17 AM
#33
Lokarin posted...
Never even made it off the boat to Canada

I got one at 10am this morning. I got there a few minutes before and one guy was ahead of me. A lineup soon formed behind us. I imagine the couple dozen they had were gone within the hour.
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TopicWhat do you think the chances are that roe v. wade gets overturned?
TheCyborgNinja
06/30/18 4:40:22 AM
#27
Trump got elected and is well on his way to having America join Russia and North Korea on the "other side". Is it really so hard to think that something loudmouthed evangelicals within the country want won't happen?
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