Lurker > Firewood18

Hug Reggie because he probably needs one.
Sex link for same reason as michaelcole
Punch michaelcole because he's cool and that's how I show appreciation.
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How many times a day do you stroke it (your ego, of course)?
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I really wanted to see the modern Iron Man rocking the roller skates.
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STAY INSIDE AND HUG YOUR AiR CONDITIONER
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I blame the lack of another world war.
Too many people with nothing to do except scroll through and add to inanity. If there was a war, the poopulation would be reduced and jobs would be less scarce. Also living through hell might make people appreciate the value of life again.
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Is she blonde, brunette, red or black?
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Married with Children but I don't sell shoes.
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Why do I think of you as the RL Charlie from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
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World War Z is a good audio book.
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Winning.
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Reminds me of a Chuck Palahniuk story.
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Gravity is pulling you down.
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Craving a grilled stuffed steak burrito every week or so. The madness.
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Secret of Mana, ice forest. The music is very calming and it even has Santa living in it.
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1. Garden intruders that are no good. My neighbor used to do the humane trap thing and let them go, now he drowns the fuckers.

I wish Bill Murray had succeeded in Caddyshack.
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Does the warmth in your hand make you feel alive?
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She got a glass eye, with a fish in it.
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Far from stupid. Watching my kid wander around in a Zelda game for hours without advancing the story seems aggravating to adult me but its really eye opening to see how much imagination I've lost over the years.
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It's like Chinese takeout, it's not over til you both get the cookie.
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Voted Moonrise Kingdom.

I've seen most of his films and the only one I truly disliked was Life Aquatic.
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11 yr old comes down with poison ivy all over her face.
5 yr old is wearing his jeans backwards.
Toddler puts a toy down her throat and pukes chocolate milk and Cheerios.
It's alright to go to work late and drunk, right?
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And the days went by
like paper in the wind.
Everything changed,
then changed again.
It's hard to find a friend
It's hard to find a friiieeeeeend
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The one about monopolies destroying the economy and smothering creativity.
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Maybe? Probably.
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HagenEx posted...

5/10 cause I don't care about them.

Some people find them cute but otherwise a very mediocre creature.
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I spray my grill down with oil alot to keep rust from forming. But when it's not in use, a bit of mold can start growing because its north facing and in the shade.
I usually soap it down with some light detergent and then fire it up to its max heat. Put a little more oil on it and it looks good as new.
I might have to order some flame shields later this season. Those things take the most punishment.
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zebatov posted...

Bit of a sausage fest.

No sausage. I had a weekend getaway with some friends and I've had enough of that.

green dragon posted...

Are you using firewood?

No, I'm using gas but I don't know how much I have left. Might have to switch to charcoal.
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Going to be putting alot of meat in there this evening.
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It took too many posts before someone mentioned River City Ransom.
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I have extensive notes for a novella on the year I spent in retail.
Or at least a dozen short stories.. Rats, screwdrivers, registers, naps, cactus thieves and more.
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CarefreeDude posted...

_PandaMaster_ posted...

Firewood18 posted...

I like most of the people here except for that Carefreedude. He's too.. care free.

@CarefreeDude

Are you too carefree to care about this guy thinking you're care free?

The amount of cares equals 0

Absolute care fuckery there!
Can't you feel the overwhelming luxury of having complete recognizance of the shit around you?
I hope you get eaten by a bear that cares.
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The profit from bulk is serving shit, handled by workers that give major fucks to thier jobs of breaking down and popping you up with some simulated friendliness while handing you your shit. Thank you.
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Imagine a evolutionary side dimension of giraffe people (or giraffe porpoises depending on your imagination).
Slamming our necks for dominance.
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All the time when I had a laptop.
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Talk about dead things
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I got into the first game despite the hand holding. My kids loved watching me play and naming the creatures was thier favorite thing, so I played through the main story which was alright.
I probably won't play the new one anytime soon. In fact, the whole jrpg genre seems like a time suck to poor old me.
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Lokarin posted...

Firewood18 posted...

If so, then there are alot of talented drivers out there.

*a lot

I know but I like it alot better this way. Please bare with me.
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Juice in general is bad. My kid has metal teeth because of too much juice. Oh yeah.
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I like most of the people here except for that Carefreedude. He's too.. care free.
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Puking is one of the many bodily functions that can be funny in retrospect. . No worries. Yeah and watch that caffeine. I know it gives me ulcers.
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If so, then there are alot of talented drivers out there.
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Are you going to fuck that pie?
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It was more of a challenge than an incident.
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If you hate making all the calls for quotes, get a broker. Most of them don't even charge a fee.
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It may be time to switch insurance companies. If you haven't had any claims, it's a win/win for the company to raise your rate because you either pay the extra money or drop them and they keep whatever you paid them already.

I've switched companies every couple of years and now I use a broker which has been great. I pay $91 a mo for 2 cars.
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I eat sandwiches from delis alot. For a hot sandwich made from the best ingredients from a local authentic Italian deli it is $9.

But usually I go to the deli run by eastern europeans that have ok sandwiches for $4 to $7.
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I'm going to Dippikill. Some old friends I've know since high school are renting a cabin to get drunk in.
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I'm at work and its ok. But since I'm leaving on a trip this Fri, everyday seems so looooonnnngggg.
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