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TopicWhich Resident Evil is better, 6 or 7? Should I buy both...
EnvyFox
10/29/18 9:44:26 AM
#12
RE6 was ca ca poo poo doo doo. Avoid that one like the bubonic plague.

I just played RE7 for the first time earlier this year and absolutely loved it. Cool puzzles, memorable characters and fun scares. The only major con is that last part diminishes on multiple playthroughs though I feel like that can be said about a lot of survival horror games. Definitely pick that one up.
TopicPS2 Master Race
EnvyFox
10/29/18 1:34:38 AM
#17
minervo posted...
Vice City
MGS2
That weird game with a woman who shoots arrows and a lion
SOCOM 2

That's all i can think of at the moment.

Portal Runner?



"Great. I'm being attacked by a huge cookie. I don't know whether to pull out my bow or a giant glass of milk."
TopicMega Man vs Mega Man X?
EnvyFox
10/29/18 1:17:07 AM
#8
Based off of the games I've beaten...

Mega Man X1-X4 > Mega Man 1-8 > Mega Man X8 >>>>>>> the Black Plague >>>>>>>>> the Spanish Inquisition >>>>>>> the Brady Bunch reunion >>>>>>>>>>>> X5 and X6
Topic20 y/o Girl's CONSERVATIVE MOM found out she had BOOB PIERCINGS!! Is She Hot???
EnvyFox
10/29/18 1:11:32 AM
#5
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
From the title I wasn't sure if the 20 y/o had the piercing, or if the mother was somehow unaware that she, herself, was pierced.

The latter would have been some funny shit. She takes her night gown off to get in the shower or something, looks down at her body and goes "Where did these come from!?"

SauI_Goodman posted...
She is hot. But the mom is hotter.

True outside of the daughter being hot part. To me, she's just average.
TopicStephen Bean topic Series 5, Episode 3:OOH YOU DIDN'T KNOOOW?
EnvyFox
10/28/18 11:39:00 PM
#155
Kimbos_Egg posted...
WELL YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY




Yes but can she kick that shiznit doggystyle?

VibrantClosedAntelopegroundsquirrel
TopicI'm sure no one cares, but I was almost gold rank in Street Fighter V until...
EnvyFox
10/28/18 11:26:06 PM
#8
ASlaveObeys posted...
Sounds like you tilted hard, man.
My advice: quit the game and never look back. You can't fail if you don't try.

AmusedMasculineFlamingo
TopicMan's Restaurant Closes BEFORE it OPENS after he INSULTED White LIBERALS!!!
EnvyFox
10/28/18 11:09:23 PM
#3
AppropriateBeautifulChimpanzee
TopicDad and Daughter ADMIT they had SEX after their CHILD died from their INCEST!!!
EnvyFox
10/28/18 11:00:58 PM
#9
Zeus posted...
Full Throttle posted...
The child died at a medical facility when it was brought in but the cause of death is still under investigation and the coroners office have refused to confirm if the child died as a result of their sex.


So your title was a lie? Fake news!

Full Throttle posted...
Kaitlyn - Freak

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/10/29/01/5514546-6327083-Katlyn_Lauren_Edwards_was_arrested_on_incest_charges_after_the_c-m-2_1540775316838.jpg


She looks like an angry potato.

That's because Mrs. Potato Head remembered to pack in her ANGRY eyes just in case.
TopicDad and Daughter ADMIT they had SEX after their CHILD died from their INCEST!!!
EnvyFox
10/28/18 10:49:56 PM
#4
Oh GOD!!!!!

OrangeWeirdAbyssiniangroundhornbill

But yeah if he got sent to prison for this then she should have to go, too. Not that I think either of them should be in prison for incest. Just publicly shamed by their community for the rest of their days is punishment enough.

Like, someone will see Kaitlyn shopping at their local grocery store and go "There goes Katie! She enjoys her dad's WEE WEE!!!" all loud so everyone can hear.
TopicLast game you played? (I'm bored and between games edition)
EnvyFox
10/28/18 11:57:31 AM
#18
Before going to bed last night, the last game I played was Mega Man & Bass on the GBA. Haven't beaten it yet but Cold Man, Burner Man and Pirate Man have been taken down.

However, in a few seconds, it'll be WWE 2K19 again.
TopicKentucky Dad UN-APOLOGIZES for Dressing his 5 y/o SON as HITLER for HALLOWEEN!!!
EnvyFox
10/28/18 11:55:38 AM
#14
WhiskeyDisk posted...
I'm just going to say this, and take it for what you will. I am not a Nazi, nor do I support genocide in any way.

That being said. In an objective sense, the Hugo Boss-designed German SS uniform is the sharpest looking uniform in military history, hands down.

Please do not get your Jimmies rustled here, I am only speaking as to aesthetics.

Sounds like Nazi sympathizer talk to me! GET HIM, BOYS!!!

(Yes I'm kidding.)
TopicStatic-X are releasing a new album, with vocals from Wayne Static
EnvyFox
10/28/18 1:18:42 AM
#10
MICHALCOLE posted...
Color me static-shocked!

Ha! Now that's quite delightful!

Honestly, my knowledge of Static-X only extends to this video game intro.



If an awesome song like that is the norm for the band, I say bring this new album on!
TopicHow many systems do you own?
EnvyFox
10/28/18 1:02:50 AM
#36
Most of this is going by memory since a gigantic chunk of my game collection is in storage. Also, I'm only going by what I currently own and not systems that I don't have anymore. Finally, no clone consoles. With that out of the way, let's begin!

- Nintendo Entertainment System
- Super Nintendo Entertainment System
- Nintendo 64 (x3)
- GameCube (x2)
- Wii
- Wii U
- Nintendo Switch
- Game Boy Color
- Game Boy Advance
- Game Boy Advance SP
- Nintendo DS
- Nintendo 3DS

- Sega Genesis Model 2 (faulty back sockets)
- Sega Genesis Model 3
- Dreamcast (x2)
- Game Gear (x2) (both broken)

- PlayStation (x2)
- PS one
- PlayStation 2 (broken)
- PlayStation 2 slim
- PlayStation 3 (won't read discs but can still play digital games)
- PlayStation 4
- PlayStation Portable 2000 (faulty UMD tray but still plays digital games)
- PlayStation Portable 3000

- Xbox (x3) (1 broken)
- Xbox 360
- Xbox One

Final count: 35 (if I counted that right... really sleepy at the moment)

That about covers it. I also have games for the original Game Boy and really old computers among others but don't own the systems themselves so I left 'em out. If I remember any more, I'll add them to the list.
Topiccan you guess my sons favorite movie this year
EnvyFox
10/27/18 9:33:51 PM
#4
Trick question! Your son doesn't even like movies! Thought you were so smart trying to fool everyone but not me because I am a WINNER!!!

DirtyPeacefulLadybird
TopicKentucky Dad UN-APOLOGIZES for Dressing his 5 y/o SON as HITLER for HALLOWEEN!!!
EnvyFox
10/27/18 9:19:57 PM
#5
Okay there isn't a chance in hell that he fully expected everyone he came across to be cool with him and his son roaming the streets as Adolf Hitler. That's like if my boss caught me dressed as a klansman for Halloween and, the next day, I go "How did I lose my job over this? Ricky went around dressed as Jason Voorhees and he's still employed!"

That being said, dressing up a kid as Hitler (when the child seemingly wanted to dress as Hitler) is no excuse to take the children away. That's just excessive.
TopicReally? People want GTA6 more than Bully 2?
EnvyFox
10/27/18 12:00:36 PM
#11
Krazy_Kirby posted...
it's almost as if bully wasn't that great

AppropriateBeautifulChimpanzee

TRMDYL posted...
People want everything else above Manhunt 3. That's the real travesty here imho.

EthicalGlassGeese
TopicLast game you played? (I'm bored and between games edition)
EnvyFox
10/27/18 9:42:44 AM
#14
wwe 2k19.
TopicSabrina Spellman invites you to her Dark Baptism.
EnvyFox
10/27/18 1:35:12 AM
#5
party_animal07 posted...
Literally just saw the trailer for this. Not really feeling the serious Sabrina.
TopicPossible final roster for Smash Bros. Ultimate has leaked.
EnvyFox
10/27/18 1:31:05 AM
#106
Zeus posted...
Revelation34 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Revelation34 posted...
Geno is so out of place if that's real.

Really? I don't see why, tbh... He seems like he'd fit very well. More than some other characters, I would think...


Because he hasn't been relevant for like 25 years and was in only one game.


Same was more or less true of Pit (who only had 2 games) but he got into Brawl.

Let's not forget the Ice Climbers, who also only got one game yet still made the cut for Melee (before the e-Reader cards, NES Classic series on GBA, being an unlockable on Animal Crossing and the Wii Virtual Console).
TopicHow to talk to girls in my class without making them feel awkward?
EnvyFox
10/27/18 1:17:39 AM
#9
Mead posted...
Hold them down and tell them that youre friendly so they can relax

Yeah and it also helps to keep constant eye contact and not blink once while letting them know just how friendly you are. That's how they know they have nothing to fear.
TopicDo you think you'll live to see the day deity worship is rejected by society?
EnvyFox
10/26/18 7:53:11 PM
#7
Kigalas posted...
Ha, no.

Solid Sonic posted...
Fine, do you HOPE to see the day this happens?

Kigalas posted...
Ha, no.
TopicGreat gaming ideas that will never happen because reasons:
EnvyFox
10/26/18 7:01:53 PM
#8
A remake of Hybrid Heaven.

DimpledBruisedBarracuda
TopicMario, Wario, and Luigi are walking through Mushroom Kingdom and find a lamp...
EnvyFox
10/24/18 6:48:47 PM
#19
Metalsonic66 posted...
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit are walking through the forest. They come across a bottle and open it, and a genie pops out. The genie says they can each have three wishes.

Mr. Bear immediately makes his first wish: "I wish all the bears in this forest were female". And poof, it was done.
Mr. Rabbit thinks about his first wish a bit. He finally says "I wish for a crash helmet".

Mr. Bear thinks this is strange. "He can wish for anything and he wants THAT?" But he disregards it and makes his second wish: "I wish all the bears in the forest were crazy about me and attracted to me". And poof, it was done.
Mr. Rabbit thinks for a bit again, and finally says "I wish for a motorcycle".

Mr. Bear again thinks this is odd. But he doesn't think about it much and makes his final wish: "I wish I could have sex as many times as I want without stopping". And poof, it was done.
Mr. Rabbit doesn't think much about his final wish. He puts on his crash helmet, hops on his motorcycle, and says "I wish Mr. Bear was gay" and drives off.

Heard this one before. I like to think this was Mr. Rabbit's revenge for what happens in this joke right here (skip to 1:18).
TopicMario, Wario, and Luigi are walking through Mushroom Kingdom and find a lamp...
EnvyFox
10/23/18 1:26:02 AM
#9
I think the punchline is that Luigi's wishes were stupid and it took him a really long time to realize that his wishes were stupid.
TopicAre you procrastinating right now?
EnvyFox
10/23/18 1:21:21 AM
#4
Voted no but only because I currently don't have anything that needs to be done right now.
TopicTop WWE performer Roman Reigns has leukemia....
EnvyFox
10/23/18 1:16:56 AM
#8
SauI_Goodman posted...
I bet all the haters feel like assclowns. Personally I'm not a fan of the guy but I don't wish him to get injured either.

Actually, if Twitter is anything to go by, people who admit aren't a fan of his seem to still wish Reigns a full recovery.

No one should feel bad about hating a wrestler's in ring performance just because they have leukemia or any other big health problem. It comes off as hypocritical to think someone sucks one day and then sing his praises the next not because of actual improvement but because they felt sorry for the man.
TopicTop WWE performer Roman Reigns has leukemia....
EnvyFox
10/23/18 12:18:03 AM
#6
Krazy_Kirby posted...
when i see the name/word roman i think "hey cousin, lets go bowling"

"Soon, we will smell of titties!"
TopicWho here is a "Closet-Case Geek"?
EnvyFox
10/22/18 2:29:16 AM
#8
Couldn't hide it even if I wanted to. I've tried.
TopicDo you know any people who say they regret every having children?
EnvyFox
10/21/18 4:49:58 PM
#12
IronicFool posted...
I can honestly say I have never known someone who says they regret every having children.

Same but, with some, you can kind of sense they do. Like they weren't finished doint some of the things they wanted and now can't because they have a child to look after.

And then there are guys out there that straight up run out on their girlfriends as soon as they hear she's pregnant. Pretty sure they regret having a child.
TopicYour Preferred NES Trilogy of Games
EnvyFox
10/20/18 5:00:25 PM
#22
Super Mario Bros. series wins it for me with Mega Man close behind.
TopicWhich Job is more difficult: Stand-up comedian or POTUS
EnvyFox
10/18/18 11:34:02 AM
#11
lol a POTUS sounds like some kind of animal that, with unchecked science, was fused to a toilet or a cooking utensil.
TopicSave the Villagers or Take the Treasure?
EnvyFox
10/15/18 11:37:22 PM
#16
Option C: Wonder why I'm putting myself in danger in the first place, escape from the fight altogether and live the rest of my days never doing reckless shit like that again.

Muh fuggas got me fightin' goblins 'n' shit. I don't even have proper fighting skills.
TopicPick a number from 1-10 before entering!
EnvyFox
10/14/18 5:44:04 PM
#2
Scp-035, eh? No idea what that is.

*checks out the link* Ah great. Taken out by a mask. How am I going to explain that one to Jesus? -_-
TopicThis 17 y/o CONSERVATIVE Girl signed a CONTRACT with her DAD to stay a VIRGIN!!!
EnvyFox
10/14/18 5:24:28 PM
#18
OptimisticJealousAtlanticridleyturtle
TopicDo you hate mowing the lawn more or shoveling snow?
EnvyFox
10/14/18 5:19:52 PM
#31
Never had to shovel snow before but I used to mow lawns and that shit sucked ass so that's what I voted for.
TopicI've completed my Pokedex in 2 Pokemon games. How about you?
EnvyFox
10/14/18 10:12:48 AM
#16
Unless you count regional Pokdexs (which I don't), never. Got really close in Y because I was raising Togepi from someone else's Friend Safari into Togekiss which seemed to be very popular in global trading but eventually got tired of leveling them up one by one. Other than that, I may have gotten close in Diamond because I played that one so much but can't remember how close I exactly was.
TopicYour 5 year old son comes up to you and says, "I'm a girl."
EnvyFox
10/14/18 1:47:00 AM
#61
I'd begin wondering when the hell did I get a son and start panicking before waking up in a cold sweat. Realizing that being a parent was all just a terrible nightmare, I'll relax knowing that I can still spend my money on more selfish things like video games.
Topic"Snoop Dogg On Spiral Mountain" or "Super Eminem 64?"
EnvyFox
10/13/18 6:31:41 PM
#10
Eminem one wins between the two but all of the other songs being posted here blow those two out of the water. The DK64 and Pokmon Gold ones especially.

My turn!

TopicWhat would you do in this scenario?
EnvyFox
10/13/18 11:44:19 AM
#9
Beliefs shmeliefs! Tell Hitler to give us whatever he can so we can send these alien ant bastards back to whatever space hill they crawled out of. WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGH- *cough cough* excuse me...
TopicPotD - Name your kid after a game character?
EnvyFox
10/13/18 10:06:41 AM
#19
ParanoidObsessive posted...
MissingNo.

Because the only way I'm having a kid is if there's some sort of glitch in the Matrix.


AmusedMasculineFlamingo
TopicDecide Between These - 35 (The Joker)
EnvyFox
10/13/18 1:36:58 AM
#6
TopicChoose a number 1-5 before entering
EnvyFox
10/12/18 6:58:11 PM
#3
Fly...

Damn I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.
TopicDo you smoke marijuana regularly?
EnvyFox
10/12/18 6:56:53 PM
#68
Nope and I don't plan on starting either. I'm fine without the stuff.
TopicWhat's the worst thing a significant other has said/done to you?
EnvyFox
10/12/18 11:04:17 AM
#38
KINGWAR posted...
Had this really cute college girlfriend who always talked about how she'd never cheat on me because she had been cheated on and knew how much it hurt.

Yeah, after three years together she cheated on me. I found out when I discovered these lengthy notes about the other guy on her MySpace (this was back in 2006).

I had a complete meltdown for a few months, like severe depression and suicidal thoughts which eventually culminated in me moving to Alaska for a few years (I had spent my entire life up to that point in Indiana and Illinois).

And that actually ended up being a great idea and pulling me out of it.

Glad to hear you're doing alright now. I don't think cheaters know the damage they can cause people. Either that or they don't care.
TopicLink pizza should be banned
EnvyFox
10/11/18 2:45:01 AM
#10
wolfy42 posted...
Excuse me, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with liking pizza. How dare you sir!!!

I just can not abide those that do not accept people who like pizza. It is wrong and beneath you. I will even shake the hand of those who put PINEAPPLE on pizza though the thought of ruining such a lovely food in that way does make me shudder.

Pizza lovers gotta stand together.

*Holds up his fist*

Pizza Power!!!!

*pops out from the sewers* Did somebody say... Pizza Power!?

TopicWhat's the worst thing a significant other has said/done to you?
EnvyFox
10/11/18 12:21:21 AM
#27
Being cheated on takes the cake for me personally. One of my then-girlfriend's friends felt really sorry for me and let me know about what was going on behind my back. Only pleasure I got out of that was confronting her while she was out with the other guy, finding out that other guy had no idea she was already with someone and having us both dump her right then and there in public. Oh she tried to say sorry and "it won't happen again I promise!" Yeah you bet your ass it won't happen again because I wasn't going to give her the opportunity.

So yeah that felt kind of good but, ultimately, she was the true winner. Being cheated on damaged me. Left me with some pretty huge trust issues (y'know... on top of the ones I already had) and, to this day, I'm hesitant to date people because "what if it happens again?" and all that. The whole situation also left me feeling like the biggest idiot and that lead to a period where I was taking my anger out on anyone who was just trying to help which lead to me losing a couple of good friends (and I don't blame them one bit for wanting nothing to do with me after the things I said). Meanwhile, she's probably long moved on by now. Maybe has a new guy to cheat on and make look like a fool. I doubt she even remembers my name.

In my eyes, cheaters are some of the most disgusting people on the planet. Right down there with murderers, rapists, child abusers and telemarketers. This, of course, doesn't extend to people in open relationships. If you two agreed to sleep with other people than while together then that's all good.
TopicI found a pic of me and my boyfriend if we dated in the 90s
EnvyFox
10/10/18 7:31:02 PM
#32
Can't say I see much of a resemblance between the two couples. Maybe the hairlines on the guys but that's about it.
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