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24 hours later, we're fine. Can confirm the sandwiches were 100% legit.

Here's the requested pic.

https://imgur.com/a/Kgm1THu

Mind you these are the ones we took home. The entire platter when we found it was wrapped up in cellophane still.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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I can leave the house in like 5-10 minutes after waking up but I eat breakfast in the morning so that adds on about 10 min. So usually takes me around 20 min to get out the door from the moment I wake up.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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I grab a bucket of water and soak its clothes, cuz I fucking lose my shit when I have wet clothes on.

I engage it in hand to hand combat because even if they're evil, we'll still both agree that's the coolest way to settle it.
I try to aim for the back cuz my back is a really sensitive place for me, pretty literally a weak point.

I also go on the defensive and try to counterattack since I know an angrier evil version of myself would wear itself really quickly. Is use that to my advantage and wait till the best moment to strike a decisive blow.

I think using those tactics I can win.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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Kombucha posted...

sometimes i check r/dumpsterdiving to see what people find

https://www.reddit.com/r/DumpsterDiving/top/?sort=top&t=month

but i've never done it

eating food out of the trash is kinda eh but you basically watched them throw it out unopened so whatever.

Yeah, and additionally like I said this was at a tennis court. The only other trash in there was like water bottles and tennis ball containers.

If it was any other garbage, we probably wouldn't have bothered.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

Also FWIW, the slices we had earlier tasted fucking awesome.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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Cheater87 posted...

Why did they throw all that away, shameful!!!

My theory, and the reason why I felt okay eating them, is the following:

Like I said they both looked preppy and well to do, probably white collar jobs. Lots of offices bring food in on Fridays for workers to boost morale.
If I had to guess, one of them probably got stuck with the platter of sandwiches that was barely touched, and they didn't object.

However, later on, while playing tennis, and right before dinner, the two of them probably had a conversation along the lines of this:

"Haha, what are we gonna do with all these sandwiches?"
"Idk, I don't really want them."
"Well if you're not gonna eat them I guess let's get rid of them?"
"Lol you mean right now?"
"I mean there's a garbage right there... Yeah just throw them away."
"Lol okay."

They then proceeded to drive off, and go pay money for expensive yuppie food like Paleo burgers or something.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

So the two of us were playing tennis, and there was some other preppy couple our age on the court. They started leaving, and got into their Prius, but then before pulling away, the dude got back out of the car with a big platter of some sort, and threw it into the trash bin.
Curiosity got the best of us, so we went and opened the garbage bin, there was a fully intact party platter of hero sandwich slices. American/Italian cold cuts and chicken cutlet mozzarella! Clean and wrapped in cellophane and everything! They looked like they hadn't been touched at all. We smelled them and took a couple test bites to make sure they were still good, and they tasted fine, so we grabbed as many as we could and took them home with us.

We both had a slice earlier today. I guess I'll report back tomorrow and let you know if we got food poisoning?
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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I got really excited at the plot being them trying to complete an escape room cuz that sounded like it could be hysterical.
But tbqh I thought the episode was kinda boring. The shtick about being the alpha male didn't really do much for me, and just of the jokes on the ep relied on it so eh.

Hopefully next week is better.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

A lot of places around here do have underground power grids. Mostly in newer developments.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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Bump since this is like the only active message I have on CE right now and need it to keep track in my posts lol.
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MrPeppers posted...

How many pennies have you ended up putting in the jar?

Over the past year, around $4,000. With our savings rate, we should have more than enough in our wedding account for everything to be paid in full come next September.
Best part is based on our guest list and rich families, we stand to make a profit on the wedding, which can go towards more cool stuff like traveling or down payment on a house.

gguirao posted...

Congratulations!

Thanks!
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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KainWind posted...

Happy anniversary!

We got pizza for the pre-anniversary. Was a good time.

Today me and my best ma'am picked out vests for the groomsmen and her. (Fiancee was with the bridesmaids dresses shopping)

Glorious greeeen baby
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

Asking for a friend
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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Day bump

Fighter of the night bump
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FLUFFYGERM posted...

ForestLogic posted...

Like, I'm not even remotely close to falling to the left in the political spectrum, but I guarantee she wouldn't be penalized as often if she were a skinny, white, blonde chick.

She literally won a shit ton of championships and is the GOAT in her sport. She's literally not being "policed" because of her skin color, the fuck you smoking?

Do you even know the difference between ATP and WTA. Like, do you even follow tennis?

Seriously, without Googling that, I challenge you. Because if not, shut the fuck up about this lol.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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mooreandrew58 posted...

ForestLogic posted...

I once had a dude ask me for change while walking down main street here, and he was holding a fucking mandolin.

Like, not an old cruddy one, a beautiful new one with intricate designs and an amp pickup module installed and shit that made it look like it cost thousands of dollars.

I mean holy shit dude if you're gonna ask for change at least play me a lively tune lol.

city I used to live near had a problem actually with people who where well off panhandling. even had so you had to have a licences to panhandle (which cost money to obtain) which made it so these well off panhandlers could call the cops on and run off the truly homeless ones.

one I know of would play bum all day long but once night hit, he'd go into a building and come back out in a tuxedo.

some woman didn't even try hiding it. but she wasn't playing like she needed the money she was lying and saying she was taking donations for a church. would run the homeless away from where she was trying to ask for money and when done would get in her really high dollar car and drive off.

That's fucked up. I see chicks like that around here too on the corners of major roads. They're all done up with makeup and have a Starbucks drink with them, but a sign saying "Hungry, need to feed my kids, anything will help."

The dude with the mandolin was wearing a snappy looking velvet blazer when he asked me, the one time lol.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

dawiseone4 posted...

Serena had a very fair point in the consistency of calls being made from mens tennis to woman's. She's the GOAT, and this is the passion you'd expect from the greatest player in the game. It's more than just the game.

This. I don't understand how Serena calling the chair ump a thief for penalizing her an entire fucking game, while classic heroes like McEnroe and Agassi are beloved for verbally berating refs on the court with little reprimanding, doesn't qualify her as a victim.

Like, I'm not even remotely close to falling to the left in the political spectrum, but I guarantee she wouldn't be penalized as often if she were a skinny, white, blonde chick lol.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

I once had a dude ask me for change while walking down main street here, and he was holding a fucking mandolin.

Like, not an old cruddy one, a beautiful new one with intricate designs and an amp pickup module installed and shit that made it look like it cost thousands of dollars.

I mean holy shit dude if you're gonna ask for change at least play me a lively tune lol.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

The Top Crusader posted...

ForestLogic posted...

One time, me and my fiancee had just left a restaurant and took half a sandwich home with us. While walking home, I had a guy all for money, telling us he wanted to get something to eat, he hadn't eaten in days, he's starving, etc...

I told him "Actually dude, we just got out of that restaurant. We have half a sandwich we didn't touch. You want it?"

Needless to say he didn't want our sandwich and asked for money again, at which point I said no lol.

I forget if it was my dad or one of his coworkers, but I remember him telling me that some guy was in front of where they work asking for money for food, and my dad (or his coworker) told them they had a ton of pizza inside from some special lunch thing and he could go get him some but the starving guy said he didnt like pizza.

He deserves to starve then, the fucking monster lol.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

Yeah we're both thrifty AF so there was never a desire from either of us to have anything extraordinary. My number one pick for the reception was a music venue, her pick was a historical farm. We went with the farm cuz it was cheaper, and cuz it has live animals.

TBH I don't remember how much I spent on her ring. I got it on Etsy though, I feel like it was in the $700 range?
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

One time, me and my fiancee had just left a restaurant and took half a sandwich home with us. While walking home, I had a guy all for money, telling us he wanted to get something to eat, he hadn't eaten in days, he's starving, etc...

I told him "Actually dude, we just got out of that restaurant. We have half a sandwich we didn't touch. You want it?"

Needless to say he didn't want our sandwich and asked for money again, at which point I said no lol.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

Master_Bass posted...

Is that what your fiancee says?

Nah I picked that up from Adventure Time years ago when some character apologizes to Flame King and says "No big D, bro."

Master_Bass posted...

In all seriousness, congrats and remember that you don't have to go into massive debt to have a great wedding.

You're preaching to the choir lol. We're keeping our budget down around $7,000, which is absolutely unheard of around here.
For contrast, my brother in law got married two years ago and in him and his wife's work they "had a small wedding". Their total was around $25,000 lol.

Actually one of the reasons we've had a long engagement (over two years) is cuz we're taking the extra time to save money so we can pay everything upfront. Some of our friends got married earlier this year, and they said besides the limo and dresses, they charged everything to credit cards lololol.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

UnholyMudcrab posted...

New York has one of the lowest murder rates of any large city in the U.S. What point is being made here?

That banning people from owning knives doesn't lower crime rates.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

We've had a long engagement, so the reality setting in of it being less than a year now is a little intimidating since we've been taking our damned-ass time on booking stuff lol. We have all the important things already though, so no big D.

AMA I guess?
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

6/10 Beauty (face)
7/10 Beauty (body)
8/10 Intelligence
1/10 Ambition
8/10 Health
0/10 Hygiene
10/10 Loyalty
6/10 Sex Drive
3/10 Sexual Talent
1/10 Wealth

A pretty girl who's smart, sweet, sticks by me and is absolutely disgusting.

Literally perfect
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

Also before anyone gets the wrong idea, I fucking love Nintendo. I'm literally wearing Mario PJs right now. But horse shit like this just drives me crazy lol.
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Foppe posted...

ForestLogic posted...

Caelthus posted...

ForestLogic posted...

that they're locking said feature behind a fucking paywall lol.

Hate to burst your bubble, but sony charges for cloud saves too.

Yeah, but you can at least backup your data through physical means.

So games that don't support cloud saves on Switch will still be at risk of being lost forever God forbid your Switch breaks or gets stolen.

Dont let them steal your cartridges, games saved!

That's the frustrating part too lol. For the first time since the 90s, you've got a home console using cartridges, and Nintendo still locked the saves to your Switch system.

Like, that was ALL that cartridges had going for them in the N64 days when people were making fun of them lol.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

Caelthus posted...

ForestLogic posted...

that they're locking said feature behind a fucking paywall lol.

Hate to burst your bubble, but sony charges for cloud saves too.

Yeah, but you can at least backup your data through physical means.

So games that don't support cloud saves on Switch will still be at risk of being lost forever God forbid your Switch breaks or gets stolen.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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Specifically on the Switch board. Because Nintendo is too lazy to find ways to prevent people from abusing cloud saves, so games like Splatoon 2 won't have the feature. Never mind the fact that people have been asking for the feature for over a year now, or that it's an industry standard to be able to backup your data, OR that they're locking said feature behind a fucking paywall lol.

With Nintendo I swear it's one step forward two steps back on everything.
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nicklebro posted...

ForestLogic posted...

nicklebro posted...

No, you're basically ending the human race. Yeah there will be people but no more procreation And eventually everyone will choose to die, which I bet happens far quicker than one would imagine.

New Addendum:

#6. This rule only pertains to Planet Earth. If you leave the Earth's orbit and make it to the moon or another celestial body, people are no longer immortal.

Does this sway anybody's opinions?

Wait, when does the immortality wear off? When you step off the ship? When you leave Earth's atmosphere? Cuz I'd like to pack everyone up and go to a new Galaxy but we'd need to be immortal for the trip.

When you leave the ship. I just decided now it's magic Earth air that's fueling the immortality.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

DarkTransient posted...

ForestLogic posted...

#6. This rule only pertains to Planet Earth. If you leave the Earth's orbit and make it to the moon or another celestial body, people are no longer immortal.

What happens to someone who leaves and comes back? And does that still apply if you bring their dead body back?

What happens to an alien who wasn't here before, who then comes here? (If we assume they exist)

Any area within Earth's atmosphere is a magic immortality zone if you re-enter it. If you bring a dead body back, it does not reanimate.

Questionmarktarius posted...

So... we go out to the moon and mars and a handful of jovian moons anyway, and earth just becomes a retirement planet?

Wellllllll, yeah, that could work then.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

nicklebro posted...

No, you're basically ending the human race. Yeah there will be people but no more procreation And eventually everyone will choose to die, which I bet happens far quicker than one would imagine.

New Addendum:

#6. This rule only pertains to Planet Earth. If you leave the Earth's orbit and make it to the moon or another celestial body, people are no longer immortal.
(EDIT: Any area within Earth's atmosphere is a magic immortality zone if you re-enter it. If you bring a dead body back, it does not reanimate.)

Does this sway anybody's opinions?
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

SailorGoon posted...

There'd be little need for occupation in the medical field, education, food service, etc.

People would still seek medical attention even if there's no threat to life.

No fucking idea why people would stop desiring an education just because they're immortal. Hell, if you lived forever, wouldn't your desire to learn stuff increase?

SailorGoon posted...

Whatll drive people to work? They don't need food to survive.

I said they won't die, not that they won't feel any discomfort ever again. You go longer than a day without eating, you're gonna be pretty damn hungry without dying lol.

SailorGoon posted...

People might eventually tire of living.

See Rule #5.

SailorGoon posted...

There'd be no means to continue civilization.

Lol what?
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Knowledge_King posted...

No. And if someone did I'd hunt them down and make them suffer eternally for it.

Careful, someone might cut themselves on the edge here.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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IHeartRadiation posted...

ForestLogic posted...

Every living human is naturally immortal and will stop aging. Children under the age of 18 will keep aging until they hit 18 and that's it.

I'm sure someone so old that they aren't able to lift themselves out of bed would enjoy this a whole lot.

Well yeah, it has to have some sort of drawbacks, otherwise it's not a good conversation piece. It'd be like asking "Scenario: A rich person gives you $1000 from their bank account. Do you take it?"
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DrizztLink posted...

Do old people get healthier, or is Grandpa Joe gonna spend the rest of eternity in a nursing home?

If it's the result of some sort of curable illness, then yes, they can get better. If it's just because he's old and his body has been ravaged by life, then unfortunately no :\

I guess that's the other drawback. People whom are in poor health, but not in life-threatening health, are kinda fucked.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

TBQH the only drawback I see is for people whom really want to conceive of their own children. I personally would push it in a heartbeat.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

So God says he's gonna take an indefinite vacation and hands you a button which will make every person on Earth immortal. However, the big catch is that if you push it, no one can have children anymore.

-Rules-
1. Every living human is naturally immortal and will stop aging. Children under the age of 18 will keep aging until they hit 18 and that's it.
2. People can become sick, but they will always eventually recover, even if they contract something like AIDS or cancer.
3. Anyone currently sick with a terminal illness will soon recover from whatever illness they have.
4. Human birth cannot take place anymore. People can have as much sex as they want, but conception will never occur. People are still free to adopt children.
5. The only way to die is for someone to take their own life, which they can accomplish by wishing hard to die 5 times in 1 minute.

Do you push it?
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

Man, this Thursday just gets worse and worse.

Hope he rests in peace.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

Ugh that's horrible seeing that kinda destruction. It also kinda set off my trypophobia. Looks really disgusting to me personally.
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...

Do people really still use "basic" as an insult?

Yes, because it's an apt insult for a group of people that are getting more and more numerous.

The joke here being that she was using it incorrectly.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

TBH I actually liked Mindy. If it really was just a one-off, I might actually be a little disappointed.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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So wait... Is Glenn Howerton back? I thought they got Mindy to replace him.
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Delirious_Beard posted...

i think it's largely the fact that they're blatantly separated from other newcomers so people are less likely to think those clones are taking away character spots away from their most wanted newcomers (even though that was never the case to begin with)

This is pretty much how I see it.

Back in the Melee and Brawl days, there was no real official recognition of them, so it felt like a chintzy copout. Smash 4 at least pushed them to the end of the character roster to sorta separate them but it still was a little irritating.

Specifically showing them off as their own little class helps make it feel less like the devs are trying to pull a fast one on us.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
-Revenant Dracanea-

Anime directors love their incest stories. Plus it works out no problem some they're not blood related.

seriously though, why do so many animes play up weird incest shit
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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I'm pretty sure every episode of the show is on Hulu.

My plan is to try and go back to watch episodes that seem important, then watch the finale on my DVR later this week.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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I watched that show religiously for like 8 years, then in the past few years it got shitted up by Cartoon Network's scheduling bullshit. Like, they'd go 8 months without playing it period, then marathon like 12 new episodes in one week.

The series finale is on tonight, and I have no fucking clue what's going on in the show lol.
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AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer
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