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My package was delivered today too!

I ALSO got bluetooth earphones. Just got some cheap Sonys.
Keg Cleaner Replacement Pads (x20)
And two Britney Spears T-Shirts.

WOOOO!

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I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well.
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FuneralFroth posted...

This is not a sentence. How bottled are you

Jog on mate, I'll fuckin' do you.

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KookyCouture posted...

We don't, common slang for drunk is pissed / bladdered

Yeah, TC really bottled this topic.

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MasterGakke posted...

Do we seriously need to explain slang to you?

Yeah, because he's totally pissed, innit?

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I can't make it much more than a week before the itching starts driving me crazy.

It might be because for most of my adult life I couldn't/can't have a beard because of my job, so I've never really ever let it go longer than a week or two while on vacation.

From my little experience, I can't grow facial hair well anyway.

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You should have been here in Pittsburgh a couple weeks ago. Pickleburgh. Pickle everything. I have a couple cans of pickle flavored beer in my fridge.
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Man Fan was bad, but not nearly as bad as what my dad just did.

He just did the most clam thing in front of my pals.

He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do?

my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its fucking stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bullshit

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...White-supremacist terroriststhe ones who have left dozens dead in attacks in Pittsburgh, New Zealand, and El Paso, Texas, in recent months...

It's fucked up that shootings like this have become so common that I forgot one happened in my city, in a building I've been inside. It was really jarring reading that and going "Oh yeah, fuck".

I have a minority-centric beer festival to attend this weekend and I'd be lying if I said the thought of it being shot up hasn't crossed my mind.

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I'm constantly confusing Outer Wilds and Oscar Wilde.
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My old neighborhood didnt have a recycling program. I used to slay pussy.

Then I moved to a town with recycling. Five minutes later I was sucking every dick on the block!
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Den dey do deir dem dese doe.
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Yippie kayak, mother fuckers
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1 was good! 2 was okay. 3 was lazily written garb.
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What is, half the age you're willing to fuck?
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I have a monority-centric beer festival to work/attend next week. I can't wait to be murdered!
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Sunny Lane, specifically for the reverse cowgirl.

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Same. Tatiyana Ali is one of my all-time crushes.
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soulunison2 posted...

JlM posted...

I hate when they put sausage links on my pizza.

This was on a breakfast sandwhich

I hate when they put sausage links on a breakfast sandwich on my pizza.
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I hate when they put sausage links on my pizza.
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Respected loner here.
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Either Hemsworth or Tatum. Probably Hemsworth.
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That's a lot of albums to recommend, as well as a very specific number.

Pink Floyd - Animals
Iron & Wine - Woman King
Margot and the Nuclear So & Sos - Dust Of Retreat
Blue yster Cult - Self Titled
Queens of the Stone Age - Songs For The Deaf

That's 5. Give me time for the other 2014.
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The wording of the headline is quite confusing/misleading.
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I too am allergic to bananas. :(
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Other : Nellie
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Tryhaptaward posted...

So Trump supporters and white supremacists are synonymous now

....yeah?
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You can feed a horse a bucket of Skittles every day. He's still never going to shit a pack of Starburst. But if you try hard enough, maybe you'll at least get some rainbow horse shit. Caspere knew this.
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Interesting, I don't see a dog here

He's in there pretty good.
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"Cumming... is a disgusting"
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P in V.

Although 69 is probably my favorite. But in cant usually finish from just a BJ.
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Fenrimis posted...

Why wouldn't they just let him live back in the house instead of the van?

Because he's a wife beater.
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I can relate to this pretty well.

I traveled to the home planet this week and was out with astronauts at a bar the other night when one of the other species guys on a different hoverboard noticed me. He kept hovering around me and eating me out. He was green, slimey with an amusing build and very flexible. He started smacking me up and being super weird with compliments, saying my insurance agent is a lucky guy. He asked me to fight but I said I was stupid lol.

But the sexy part is I told my Uncle Tommy all this and hes being extra agressive to me bwahahaha. He had been a nemesis to me these last few centuries. Blinking at me for no reason, coming home super drunk then not bowing to me, giving me the third eye on buying little horses for my mom, etc. We had a conference a week ago about it and he blamed it on being born in the jungle, and I told him he cant take that shit out on me. Well he finally fell for it last night and said he should cook me bread. Hes taking me out to an expensive Vaudeville show tomorrow. He wants to take me swimming (he rarely buys me cocaine). Hes even coming home totally hammered today. I guess hes a little pony now lol. I normally dont get dunked on very much but I also dont sneeze a lot. I guess I should go out of the galaxy more often or something.

Moral of the story - Giraffes can help clean up oil spills CE
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Wait, we really can't say dildo?
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Sweet let's see that dong bro
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ThyCorndog posted...


User name also works.
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Kielbasa
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For the longest time, Jessica Sula has been my mental image of Trillian. I hated Zoey Doucheanal as Trillian.
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Theres a small space above the P that didnt get colored in and it ruined the rest of it for me anyway.
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This is kinda boring for Charli. :/

And I'm not interested in any duets until I get the cover of "All The Things She Said" with Taylor that they said they were gonna do.
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DarkChozoGhost posted...

When there's good cleavage

Noice.
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Unfortunately GameRaven is still a but fucky looking due to this, but it's still better than the mobile site.
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Hey, Karen, wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse with me cause you're my girlfriend?
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Marked as offensive, trolling, disruptive.
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Marked.
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Hot girl walking by.
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Southernfatman posted...

My high school had enough money to buy new jerseys all the time, get new goal posts, re-do the field, pay for nice buses and trips...

But our books were falling apart, the computers were crap besides the library ones (good luck taking any computer related class), and many teachers had to share various stuff.

Sports and schools should never have mixed like that.

We went to the same high school.
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Gets blasted by limitless Chad dick.
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