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Rihanna's ass
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darkprince45 posted...

JlM posted...

Ugh. Loverachelle2 has armpit hair and when its noticable it really brings her videos down.

I also didn't know Riley had so many peeing videos. Nice.

How is that nice????

I am a man of culture.
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Ugh. I remember in high school I ate half of a steakum sandwich from the grab and go line before noticing mold on the bun.

They wouldnt even give me my money back. Just offered a new sandwich. As if I had any appetite after that shit.
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My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals

He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do?

my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its fucking stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bullshit.
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Ugh. Loverachelle2 has armpit hair and when its noticable it really brings her videos down.

I also didn't know Riley had so many peeing videos. Nice.
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Oh, shit. This place is where BYU is. Great place for a brewery, right? :|
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I was offered half a million dollars to open up a brewery in Idaho, in a town of maybe 30k people. That's not a huge amount of money in terms of starting up a new brewery, but I could do it.

But I really don't think I want to live in Idaho...

Ugh.
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TIL "Gimmie Some More" was about cheeseburgers.
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Moar like.....mustard....

Moar like ...Custard...Times....

Idk man I tried
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Drake 2009 :


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*buzzes in* What is your ideal age for a partner?
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I have two jobs. One as a receiving manager and the other is all aspects of a brewery (brewing, kegging cleaning, serving, etc.).

Hoping to dump the receiving job soon, get Cicerone certified and really dig into the brewing industry.
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Mix of happy and slutty.
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Torrific posted...

Indian food. And I fucking love Indian food.

This doesn't make sense. There's got to be a certain ingredient.

Cumin? Coriander? Cardamom? Turmeric?

It can't just be "Indian food".
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Like, I loved banana. Why.

My wife's allergy? Cockroaches.

I'd be fine with that. I have no interest in fucking cockroaches. I sure do love banana cream pie and banana splits though. What the fucking fuck.
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Bananas.

Ate them fine for 23 years. Then they tried to kill me.

I miss banana cream pie so bad. :( I still fuck with banana yogurt in small doses.
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Eh, not your best work.
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It's not like he stopped the show and begged for the mercy of women and the media. This is classic Conan. This is what I think the kids these days call a "nothing burger". This is classic, self-deprecating Conan.
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PES is a great game though. Better than FIFA.

I'm guessing a bunch of sweaty gamers were upset that it's a "sportsball" game and were afraid they'd get winded trying to understand it.
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Buzz Killjoy posted...

Did 3 people actually take their phones out to take pictures of Popeyes?

This is exactly what I was thinking. What a vapid timeline we are in.

*posts on his beer Instagram*

Edit : And La Croix is fine. Lime isnt great, but drinkable. Tangerine and Grapefruit are where it's at. Mango is okay, and when you can find it, Apricot is really tasty. Fuck the other flavors though.
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Five Guys has to be up there.

People rave about it, but really, its super over priced crap.

Apparently if you want people to think you have great food all you have to do is dump a bunch of greasy, slimey fries into the bottom of the bag. A container? Fuck that. These are your special "extra" fries that make the slimey, chewy cheeseburger so fucking amazing!
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Terry Crews in the roles of Merkin Muffley, Lionel Mandrake AND Dr. Strangelove.

Surely that has to one of the earliest movies to show a black man as president.
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That's fine. As long as she'll pee on herself.
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Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
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You ate the whole wheel of cheese?! I'm not even mad, I'm impressed!
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Wtf. I could have sworn the show was called "All Growed Up". Is this some Mandela effect bullshit?

Edit: Ah, the movie that sparked the spinoff show WAS called All Growed Up.
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Woman King by Iron & Wine <3
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It seems that there are HORNY MILFS 5.7 miles from [city kinda near me but not really] who are looking to FUCK.
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Dicks out for Harambe.
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A gimmick where you try & succeed to use an ampersand in every post.
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ClunkerSlim posted...

JlM posted...

My favorite thing to do in Raleigh/Durham is drive the 3 and a half hours to Ashville.

I live in Asheville now. Overrated. Take me back to Raleigh.

To be fair, I work in the brewing industry. I also haven't been to NC in four or five years. I was also kidding, as I don't know if I've ever even been to Raleigh/Durham.
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I don't believe in guilty pleasures. I'll blast my Britney down main street and sing to every car that stops next to me.
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My favorite thing to do in Raleigh/Durham is drive the 3 and a half hours to Ashville.
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Even as a kid and hearing the "endless ice cream" trope, I always assumed that it was bullshit. And even if it were true, I wouldn't want a bunch of ice cream. Maybe a scoop and I'm good.

When group of us would go to Dairy Queen, everyone would be getting sundaes and cones, but I'd be sitting there with a cheeseburger.

Ice cream is so overrated.
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Deal. One night without food is very manageable, especially with being able to eat early.

Not sure who this affects though. I dont really follow anyone. I guess I better tell Parappa to have a nice lunch. I'll even Venmo him 20 quid for the bother.
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Conan would really bum me out. I'm also bracing for Trebek.
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Time to go blast Green Day while I jack off to Tatum for the 4th time today.
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User name definitely checks out.
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Just stupid embarrassing shit, like dancing on a table.

Or having sex way too loud with my family in the house and loudly asking my girlfriend to pee on me >_>.

Never did anything "bad" though. I'm a cheerful, talkative drunk. I've probably driven when I really shouldn't have I guess.
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pegusus123456 posted...

X-Files is the only show I've ever watched where the one-off "filler" episodes are superior to the mythology episodes.

They were making up the long plot as they went along and hoo boy does it show.

Fringe. Great "random weird event" episodes, absolutely miserable, contrived, sloppily written main story
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I usually just hide my boner in some tight wet pussy.
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