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TopicDid you have sex in a hotel before?
JlM
05/24/19 9:02:37 AM
#29
Who hasn't had hotel sex? Wtf.

I don't usually do hotels anymore though. Airbnb is the way to go.
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TopicI kinda miss superjail
JlM
05/24/19 8:58:32 AM
#7
I thought it would be a fun show to watch on mushrooms.

How horribly wrong I was. Watched one episode then felt depressed the rest of the night.
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TopicMan gets painfully stung in the penis by a Stingray in front of girls.
JlM
05/23/19 10:46:12 AM
#26
I bet this develops into a fetish for the dude.
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TopicTV needs more male nudity
JlM
05/23/19 10:44:23 AM
#18
Sons Of Anarchy would have been a much better show if every few episodes Charlie Hunnam let his schlong bounce around on screen.
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TopicTV needs more male nudity
JlM
05/23/19 10:34:33 AM
#12
Yeah I wanna see some dudes hang dong, in both comedic and sexual ways.
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TopicPaab Pab
JlM
05/23/19 9:54:24 AM
#2
Marked as disruptive posting (hard to read) as well as spam. The mods are gonna come down on you so fucking hard.
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TopicMods can't keep us SEX-HAVERS down
JlM
05/23/19 9:52:23 AM
#12
I fuck.
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Topicthe ads on gfaqs are a bit much aren't they?
JlM
05/23/19 6:56:40 AM
#3
Imagine not upgrading to ad-free GameFaqs Gold.
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Topican american attempts to do a full english breakfast (+ tea) on reddit
JlM
05/22/19 10:28:35 AM
#45
Hairistotle posted...
disgusting-looking meme food

also he prob used american baked beanz


I mean, isn't Heinz the standard in England?
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Topican american attempts to do a full english breakfast (+ tea) on reddit
JlM
05/22/19 9:33:02 AM
#29
I make Full English for my wife some Saturday mornings when I get up early to watch football. I found a store down in the strip that sells good English style sausage.

I don't really care for mushrooms or sausage, and I abhor beans. So I usually end up with a more standard American breakfast.
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TopicFirst video game you played on a CD?
JlM
05/21/19 10:31:34 PM
#34
I recall playing 2Xtreme on a demo PS1 in Toys R Us. Probably that.
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TopicITT: Your Birthday Determines Your WWE Opponent. (Image Warning)
JlM
05/21/19 10:14:54 AM
#3
I thought I was gonna fight Finn Balor. Maybe I had a chance.

Then I found out it's a posting contest. :(

And in Iraq I dont think it will go over well.
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TopicThat SnapChat Gender Bender filter...
JlM
05/21/19 10:04:51 AM
#16
This one doesnt make me my sister it seems. Or I just gained enough weight and got old enough that we look a bit different now.

YMDeXdk
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TopicThat SnapChat Gender Bender filter...
JlM
05/20/19 11:09:34 PM
#12
These things always just turn me into my sister.
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Topictoday is a day where i've felt like shit
JlM
05/20/19 7:00:09 PM
#6
SiO4 posted...

Also, I did feel bad for leaving my Cat alone for a few days.
But he seems to have handled it well.


Good lord the juxtaposition of our posts. Lmao.
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Topictoday is a day where i've felt like shit
JlM
05/20/19 6:59:09 PM
#5
I came back from a road trip/vacation after 10 days to find that my hot water tank fucked up and started leaking from the third story of the building all the way down to the basement a bunch of ceiling collapsed in my laundry room.

Couldn't fix it until this afternoon (I couldn't do anything with it until the insurance woman came to check it out) so I had to basically do a cold hooker bath this morning before work and felt gross.

Also, I told the dude watching my cat that sometimes if she gets freaked out, she'll shit on the hallway floor. I guess being gone for 10 days stressed her out, because there were like, nine shits on the floor. Nice and dried onto the hallway carpet. So after getting home at 5 p.m. after driving 350 miles, I spent about 3 hours scrubbing my hallway carpet.

Now all I have to do is figure out how to clean up and dry out my laundry room. And fix the ceiling. And get that funky smell out.

So yeah my past 24 hours have been a bit shit too, m8.
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Topicugh the one time i drop by the store without my ID they ask
JlM
05/20/19 6:41:46 PM
#13
spudger posted...
JlM posted...
Error1355 posted...
Meep Morp


This is one of my nicknames for my cat

noice


Because she's my fluffy meeple

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Topicwhat exactly goes thru the mind of someone while cheating on their lover?
JlM
05/20/19 6:23:57 PM
#13
Most girls who I've known to have cheated usually said "he didn't pay attention to me". In a good amount of those cases, I'd say that while it was probably actually true, it's still not a justification for cheating. Address it or break up.
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Topicugh the one time i drop by the store without my ID they ask
JlM
05/20/19 4:58:42 PM
#10
Error1355 posted...
Meep Morp


This is one of my nicknames for my cat
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Topic"Speed Limit 70 MPH"
JlM
05/19/19 8:18:23 PM
#92
70-80, but it's very dependent on flow of traffic and amount of traffic.
Never been pulled over in my life and I'm 33.
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TopicCE beer topic
JlM
05/18/19 10:46:56 AM
#16
Over the past 7 days we've gone to 29 breweries in Columbus, Grand Rapids, and Indianapolis.

We have a beer festival to end the vacation in few hours here in Columbus, Indiana. After the concert last night I'm a bit hung over :/ Not sure how much I'll be tasting at this festival.
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TopicWhat is the worst restaurant
JlM
05/09/19 9:42:12 PM
#98
GregShmedley posted...
Golden Corral

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TopicGamerDating is a dating site for Gamers
JlM
05/09/19 9:39:02 PM
#15
Lordgold666 posted...
Loves to fast travel.

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TopicPhones at concerts really killed the vibes
JlM
05/09/19 9:30:42 PM
#13
It really is silly. You could enjoy the moment now or you can watch a potato quality video with horrible audio sometime down the road.

Last concert I went to the dude in from of me looked at memes for most of the show. Like, why the fuck are you even there if you're just going to browse memes.
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TopicHow did you meet your girlfriend/wife, or boyfriend/husband?
JlM
05/09/19 9:25:12 PM
#35
Sat in front of me in 9th grade Civics class. That room was always freezing so I let her wear my hoodie. I already knew from her friends that was was crushing on me hard and was looking for an out with her boyfriend. Her loser boyfriend got pissed she was wearing my hoodie and cried big loser tears in the stairwell and yelled at her. So she dumped him. I waited a week and asked her out.

He tried to hit me with a pick up truck, missed, and popped two tires on the curb. Then he dropped out of school and moved away.

That was over 18 years ago. O_O I never did get that hoodie back.
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TopicRespected loner here
JlM
05/09/19 8:05:50 PM
#7
Intellectual stoner here.
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