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Topicwhy don't Americans drink beer out of proper cans
JlM
07/22/19 9:53:38 AM
#16
DarkChozoGhost posted...
JlM posted...
Dirty tap lines and faucets being submerged in beer will just kill a good beer.

This is why I don't drink tap beer at my usual bar. I'll get sick if a buddy and I share a couple pitchers, but not from 4 or 5 vodka crans. It's gotta be the beer lines.


I rarely ever trust a bar to have clean lines, unless it's specifically a craft bar with less than 30ish taps.

Places like Buffalo Wild Wings have notoriously disgusting lines.
Local bars with 7 domestic taps and a tap of Sierra? Nope.
That "350 CRAFT BEERS ON TAP!!" place? Yeah, those taps arent getting cleaned and some of those kegs are fucking ancient.
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TopicCE, how am I pulling off long hair? 1 year growth before/after
JlM
07/22/19 9:38:53 AM
#69
I had LONG hair for years.

With that said, I'd cut it.

Pic 1 is a guy I flirt with when I get drunk and then maybe have sex with.

Pic 2 is a guy that I just assume listens to Camel and Emperor and has bad social anxiety.

But that's just based on those two pictures and with me not knowing anything about you.

Also I'm not gay. I think. Maybe.
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TopicWould you allow your wife to have carpet installed in da bathrooms?
JlM
07/22/19 9:33:36 AM
#2
Gross.
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TopicWhy do people pretend to like the taste of beer?
JlM
07/22/19 9:21:45 AM
#34
Why is CE trying to trigger me with these beer topics this morning.
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Topicword is that erdogan might have had a heart attack and might be dead
JlM
07/22/19 9:11:45 AM
#13
Rumor also has it that Erdogan has a widdle acorn dick.
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Topicwhy don't Americans drink beer out of proper cans
JlM
07/22/19 9:05:19 AM
#11
mooreandrew58 posted...
JlM posted...
Bottles are not superior, due to light contamination.

And most American craft breweries have switched to 16oz. cans.


Thats why they have brown bottles. Slows that down.

But taste wise i prefer it even if its a clear bottle.


I made a sweeping statement that wasnt exactly true, but is true.

The biggest factor is storage. It all really comes down to that. Even brown bottles stack up in those coolers with bright ass lights on the sides are getting light contamination. Cans also keep oxygen out better than bottles do.

(I wont even get into the weight, transportation, and environmental differences between bottles and cans, since we're talking taste).

Of course, some belgians and wheats are better in bottle because of conditioning and a sort of "re-fermentation". This is also a case where a bottle is better than draft. Bottles can be carbonated much better than kegs, and belgians should be heavily carbonated.

Most people will say draft is always superior, but again, it comes down to care. Dirty tap lines and faucets being submerged in beer will just kill a good beer.

So, yeah, the answer is pretty nuanced, but the can stigma is bullshit and needs to go away.

Because the true answer is that regardless if it came from a bottle, can or keg, it should always be served in a glass.
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Topicwhy don't Americans drink beer out of proper cans
JlM
07/22/19 8:43:53 AM
#7
Bottles are not superior, due to light contamination.

And most American craft breweries have switched to 16oz. cans.
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TopicWould you let your wife's boyfriend move in with you?
JlM
07/21/19 11:09:02 PM
#18
EnragedSlith posted...
GregShmedley posted...
Nah. Tried that before and he ended up embarrassing me in front of my friends. We were having a smash tourney and they were doing it upstairs. My wife was moaning like crazy. So we turned up the volume and bam, her boyfriend comes storming down the stairs and unplugged the N64 and yelled at us.

My friends didn't know she had a boyfriend and thought it was her with a toy so that was even more awkward. A couple of them now hang out with him sometimes, too.

Such a dick.


Reminds me of the time my wifes boyfriend slapped me for turning up the tv too loud while they were fucking. I was just trying to play Sesame Street for our kids and drown out the moaning.


My wife's boyfriend just did the most clam thing in front of my pals

He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your wife was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do?

my friends are in the other room not talking and my wife's boyfriend is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my wife finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its ****ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull***
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TopicMore than 44,000 Con Ed customers without power in NYC
JlM
07/21/19 9:20:33 PM
#8
Forty-four thousand Man Fans used to live here...
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TopicIts wings and legs, not flats and drums.
JlM
07/21/19 8:35:29 PM
#40
This topic is wild. Absolutely wild.
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TopicPut MAN in front of a movie title.
JlM
07/21/19 11:50:48 AM
#44
Man Slutty Teen Suckjobs 5
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TopicIT is probably going to go down as the best adaptation of a King novel.
JlM
07/19/19 9:32:17 AM
#36
I cant wait until we get a remake of The Stand.

The original was okay at the time. Very true to the book from what I recall. Some of the acting was a bit dull and the special effects were corny as fuck. Molly Ringwald is awful. Jamey Sheridan's portrayal of Flagg was fucking dope though.
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TopicHow many of these can you figure out?
JlM
07/19/19 8:18:57 AM
#20
I'm up to 22. 23 if I could figure out what I'm doing wrong on 13.

Edit : oh, I just cant spell

Edit 2 : 29 down!

The only ones I have left are 28, 30, 31, 33.
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TopicHow many of these can you figure out?
JlM
07/19/19 6:35:53 AM
#11
I cant figure out what I'm doing wrong for number 13 >_>
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TopicYou can only store a maximum of 20kb (20480 characters) of user tags
JlM
07/19/19 6:21:21 AM
#42
I started tagging people one day. Got maybe 10 people tagged and gave up. The people Inknow enough about to give a tag, I realized, didnt need a tag.
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TopicWere fans happy with Breaking Bad's ending?
JlM
07/18/19 4:02:26 PM
#21
*sigh*

Deleted. But yeah, this would be a dumb thread to make if you were worried about spoilers.
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TopicWere fans happy with Breaking Bad's ending?
JlM
07/18/19 3:49:34 PM
#8
Overall, yes.

The movie needs to be cancelled ASAP. No one wants it.
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TopicThis fire burns was the best wwe intro
JlM
07/18/19 3:48:13 PM
#17
Also, by the way, correct answers include :

Gangrel
Goldust
Triple H/Chyna (Higher Brain Power/My Time)
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TopicThis fire burns was the best wwe intro
JlM
07/18/19 3:46:44 PM
#16
DirkDiggles posted...
lol That was Randy Orton's theme for a little while and he hated it.


Really? I thought the story is that Orton WANTED it as his theme, but Vince (or whoever...) decided it didn't fit his character.
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Topicthe Deadwood movie any good? *spoilers for the show but no movie spoilers*
JlM
07/18/19 3:44:11 PM
#9
Balrog0 posted...
JlM posted...
It wasn't very good. Pretty much fan service and a "here, we're giving it an ending".


even if that were true I think I would like it so I guess Ill have to give it a watch tonight and report back how I feel

the original series ending is a constant disappointment. good episode, just not a good series finale


I mean, if you were a Deadwood fan, by all means watch it. At least it doesn't make you suffer through more Langrishe acting troupe crap.
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Topicmore actors cast for season four of Fargo, and the plot seems pretty interesting
JlM
07/18/19 3:37:08 PM
#10
Shablagoo posted...
Have only seen the movie but is this like an anthology series or do the seasons connect to each other somehow?


Anthology, but the seasons are loosely connected. As well as loosely connected to the movie

As good as the movie was, the show is fucking fantastic.
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Topicmore actors cast for season four of Fargo, and the plot seems pretty interesting
JlM
07/18/19 3:35:31 PM
#7
BuckVanHammer posted...
havent started 3 yet, was planning this weekend. sounds like i might be let down a bit huh...

thought 1/2 were pretty rad.


I mean, S3 is by no means bad. Just isn't at the level of 1 and 2. The primary antagonist is my main complaint.
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TopicMcConnell: "We've got to tone the rhetoric down across the country"
JlM
07/18/19 3:32:03 PM
#12
I can't say the things I wish for this man.
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Topicthe Deadwood movie any good? *spoilers for the show but no movie spoilers*
JlM
07/18/19 3:26:07 PM
#3
It wasn't very good. Pretty much fan service and a "here, we're giving it an ending".
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Topicmore actors cast for season four of Fargo, and the plot seems pretty interesting
JlM
07/18/19 3:24:20 PM
#2
I'm excited, but I'm not confident that the magic of season 1 and 2 will ever be touched again.
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TopicGrand Theft Auto Online adding a Casino Resort next week
JlM
07/18/19 3:00:01 PM
#13
I don't mean to be a doofus, but : Is this update actually opening casino games? Or just missions based around the casino?

I was looking forward to the casino in the first week. Six years later...sheesh.
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TopicIf only a train engine passes by is it by definition a whole train?
JlM
07/18/19 12:54:41 PM
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Topic"I'm American. Go back to your country" - gas station clerk
JlM
07/18/19 11:31:07 AM
#8
Gets you fired if you work at a gas station.
Gets you cheered on by half of the country if you're the president.

'Merica.
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TopicTourettes isn't always cussing
JlM
07/18/19 10:33:26 AM
#8
In college I had a few courses with this dude that had tourettes. It was really unfortunate because on top of being inadvertantly disruptive, is was also one of the more "amusing" tics I've ever encountered and often people couldn't help laughing. :/

I mean, he had a good additude about it and was pretty cool and understanding.

Anyway, he'd go "HAA HAAAA!" like some kind of cartoon pirate, then slap his hands together in that "all done!" type gesture.

During tests it was really something. >_>
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TopicNo more 'manholes': Berkeley, Cali removes all gendered language from city code
JlM
07/18/19 10:25:48 AM
#11
I remember about 15 years ago, before any of this ever really blew up, the one restaurant around here insisted that instead of waiter or waitress, that everyone use the term "waitron".

I still laugh about it every time I think about it.
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TopicWhy do incels think Don't Fear the Reaper is BOC's only good song?
JlM
07/18/19 7:43:59 AM
#21
The Last Days Of May is probably my favorite.

Insanely underrated band. Too bad most people only know DFTR and maybe Godzilla.
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TopicThink of a video game, book or movie character who isn't human.
JlM
07/18/19 7:41:42 AM
#24
Poor Gizmo :(
Poor me :(
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TopicGreat Netflix example of twitter millennials living in a bubble
JlM
07/17/19 9:36:20 PM
#10
CruelBuffalo posted...
JlM posted...
What is a "TL".

Timeline


I'm not even sure what that is. :( Something to do with social media, I assume. I'm an old fucking curmudgeon.
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TopicDenny's or IHOP?
JlM
07/17/19 9:13:28 PM
#11
Dondre_X posted...
Fuck both of them. Waffle House


Well, this, really.

But I absolutely refuse to eat at Denny's. So I voted IHOP.
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TopicNeed tips for shaving my balls
JlM
07/17/19 8:14:33 PM
#30
MC_BatCommander posted...
If you don't have a razor with adjustable length like that you'll just have to trim close with scissors and be careful lol


Please do not use scissors. Fuck.
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Topicmeet ocasio cortex's republican challenger for 2020
JlM
07/17/19 8:12:27 PM
#13
That girl from Orange Is The New Black?
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TopicNeed tips for shaving my balls
JlM
07/17/19 8:07:58 PM
#24
I really don't recommend an electric. They tend to snag hair and aren't very good with the "loose" skin.

As said earlier, just use a disposable, stretch it out, and go to town. No problem.
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TopicNeed tips for shaving my balls
JlM
07/17/19 7:08:57 PM
#12
Dont use scissors lol.

Tbh, they're very forgiving. You can basically just stretch them out and go back and forth with a normal over the counter disposable razor. I've never cut myself in 18 years.
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TopicIf you were a drunk animal? How drunk would you get topic
JlM
07/17/19 7:04:42 PM
#8


I'm this ostrich.
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TopicI'm on the final stretch with my student loans!
JlM
07/17/19 6:49:23 PM
#6
Yeah I'm looking to have mine paid off by the end of the year. Working 65-70 hours a week hasn't been ideal, but the idea of getting them knocked down keeps me focused.
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Topiconly 90s kids will remember this commercial
JlM
07/17/19 6:42:27 PM
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TopicGreat Netflix example of twitter millennials living in a bubble
JlM
07/17/19 6:28:49 PM
#8
What is a "TL".
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Topic'Ice-Babe' Overwhelmed by response after being cute when safeguarding Mike Pence
JlM
07/17/19 11:38:13 AM
#66
Forehead for days
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TopicJNCO jeans
JlM
07/17/19 11:29:40 AM
#28
I had a few pairs of JNCOs but nothing too extreme. My girlfriend had a pair that were so wide at the bottom that it almost looked like a dress though. I felt too bad telling her they looked goofy.
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TopicRemasters
JlM
07/17/19 11:25:16 AM
#16
I'd play a remastered Syphon Filter.
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TopicHow millennial are you guys?
JlM
07/15/19 12:39:56 PM
#113
3 or 4. I've had, and enjoy, La Croix, Avacado Toast and Poke.

My wife makes overnight oats, dunno if I've ever eaten it.

I'll get a ramen burger eventually though. The one food truck around here makes them.

Edit : I missed boba. I've had boba several times and do not enjoy it.
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TopicDo you guys find Gina Rodriguez attractive?
JlM
07/14/19 5:59:48 PM
#32
Based on those pictures alone, hells yeah.
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Topicwhat should i update on my computer next?
JlM
07/12/19 12:40:47 PM
#8
Get a sick dope mousepad.
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TopicKFC Explosion
JlM
07/12/19 12:16:07 PM
#5
Something something dihareea joke
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