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TopicLook at this piece of shit.
Purple_Cheetah
06/11/20 11:37:50 PM
#36
Even got a Cabela's logo on it. So yeah, probably some gun/hunting person.

Does look like it's got some sort of skew to it, idk if the bumper and box are just bent down or that right rear is collapsing.
TopicWhen they say all cops, they better not mean Robocop.
Purple_Cheetah
06/11/20 11:04:15 AM
#9
TopicRemember when people were pissed about GTA games...
Purple_Cheetah
06/11/20 10:43:30 AM
#4
Foppe posted...
I thought they were pissed because you could have sex with a hooker, and then kill her and take back your money.
Nah, you got it completely wrong.

You killed her to get points and a high score, remember?
Topicthe following people are bitch-ass fucking morons who suck sausage
Purple_Cheetah
06/11/20 10:32:21 AM
#9
I'd suck a sausage, suck the pepper grind bits right out of it like a sausage sucker.
TopicCall of Duty goes viral for having an 84GB update file size.
Purple_Cheetah
06/11/20 10:29:56 AM
#6
Not all updates are all additive. Some make it smaller... that said once it hit 181.3 gigs that was enough for me (it was also pretty boring).

It's supposedly glitched and erroneously 84 gb on both platforms, but it's actually only 32. No superior console, just some people are having it display as huge or downloading nothing (?).

Sides, xbox is often smaller updates wise and doesn't need empty space so it can copy itself. Also not as throttled iirc, but you better damn well not cancel that update.
TopicEverybody miss that old 90s tv static?
Purple_Cheetah
06/08/20 5:24:12 AM
#9
I miss the static charge the screen would have now that I think about it.

Now it's just warm... how boring, I need my arm hairs to be pulled.

It was also far more satisfying to turn them off. doompt
TopicWhat are some good uncomfortable songs to play in the mens restroom?
Purple_Cheetah
06/08/20 5:14:16 AM
#7
Gunther - Ding Dong song
Topicone thing I have always been curious about in Star Trek's historical lore
Purple_Cheetah
06/06/20 3:36:35 PM
#6
Blah, don't think I can wait 130-260 years. Hopefully Japan and spaceX can hurry along.
Topicone thing I have always been curious about in Star Trek's historical lore
Purple_Cheetah
06/06/20 3:28:29 PM
#3
I just wanna know when we meet the damn caitians.
TopicWhy don't blacks, the largest oppressed group, simply not become cops themselves
Purple_Cheetah
06/06/20 2:47:25 PM
#38
berlyman101 posted...
https://youtu.be/ttd4985R0FQ
That's pretty much what I believe. They should all strive to be good... unfortunately for whatever reason they get corrupted somewhere or they go in with something dormant. Then they absolutely ruin it for the rest or the ones that are good get assassinated for simply being.

This doesn't excuse the bad ones by any means. They need better training and detection programs for sure to keep tabs on them, unfortunately this also means the crooked ones get promoted and steer the lower ranks in the wrong direction. Outright removing them seems a bit... bad.
TopicWhat drives people to have 7+ kids?
Purple_Cheetah
06/06/20 2:18:55 PM
#23
Every sperm is sacred

It was the Duggars that once said it and my reaction was thusly.
I forget which kid they were on, 17 or 18 at the time.

"We'll continue to have kids as long as God allows us"
"...just staaawp already, it's gotta be a water slide by now"
TopicWhy don't blacks, the largest oppressed group, simply not become cops themselves
Purple_Cheetah
06/06/20 2:02:48 PM
#19
DevsBro posted...
Are they not?
I regrettably did not get to participate in porking or being porked by a teacher. Though there was definitely 1 or 2 I wouldn't have minded.

Btw, my post was directed at all races. I've seen white people going off about crooked crops... meanwhile they're doing stuff like burning illegal chemicals and damaging other people's private property. Hmmm, bet they're real classy.

I honestly think it's just a warped mindset. You obviously have to be in a sort of cold state to handle stressful situations. After enough bad guys you start to get a skewed perspective and think all perps are deserving of the worst. Same happens to non-police... see/hear bad stories, become untrusting, now every cop is bad. So now there's more friction from both sides. It's a self feeding cycle.
TopicWhy don't blacks, the largest oppressed group, simply not become cops themselves
Purple_Cheetah
06/06/20 1:55:33 PM
#9
Because they're too busy being taught that cops are the bad guys. Then you finally get the good ones that get assassinated early on because of some douche canoe across the country who is also of the same career choice.

Might as well just assume all teachers are fucking students and all doctors/medical staff are substance abusing.

All I'm gonna say is there's some bad examples in every field. Being openly aggressive and hostile to them unprovokingly or harming the good ones is only going to leave the bad ones or turn the good ones bad.
TopicWhat experiences with cops have you had?
Purple_Cheetah
06/06/20 1:41:46 PM
#5
Speeding, got a ticket, asked if I was on anything. I wasn't, but I did accidentally drop my license on the floor after he handed it back and he warned me not to reach for it. Could hear/sense him getting ready to unholster his sidearm, but I don't blame him as I could have easily gone for something under the seat.

Involved in a collision because someone else ran a red, was still stunned/hazed. They frisked for weapons and questioned me thinking I was on drugs when I was more so in shock/disbelief initially (to be fair, the accident happened and roughly 20 seconds later blue lights and someone at the door). Then they realized it was a traffic accident.

Did have a moment where they asked me for help carrying a desktop computer around 2 buildings into the police station, so got to see their armory and back offices. So that was neat I guess

I've had a other minor ones, but nothing stands out comparatively.

TopicAnd this is why you don't take your state's minimum allowable insurance coverage
Purple_Cheetah
06/06/20 11:27:41 AM
#7
Don't forget this beautiful and graceful thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamborghini_LM002
Topicrobocop
Purple_Cheetah
06/06/20 6:36:34 AM
#3
Isn't the moon beautiful?
TopicFucking MST3K xD
Purple_Cheetah
06/06/20 6:23:06 AM
#2
I was watching them on "The Giant Spider Invasion" and loved it.

"Stage 3 of invasion complete, we've taken the fridge"
TopicI get scared the helicopters are gonna crash into my house
Purple_Cheetah
06/05/20 11:30:26 PM
#7
I feel samey when I hear C-130's. They're so loud and angry compared to the usual single prop and it's not like a jet, has more deep/bass that makes it sounds like a lawnmower is about to run you over.
TopicHymen is BANNED
Purple_Cheetah
06/05/20 10:06:13 PM
#4
Finally got busted for the last time.
TopicIf your daughter HAD to date a FF7 Companion, who would you pick? (FF7 Spoilers)
Purple_Cheetah
06/05/20 9:54:07 PM
#29
Turbam posted...
It's spelled bestiality.
Daily reminder that some gross mother fucker decided to spell it with "best".
Have you never seen in a game or catalog 'bestiary' ? Basically just a catalog of monsters/beasts. I don't know why it's spelled that way, but there you go. I now assume it'd be called that if you banged a sentient tree or gnome with a knife.
TopicHave you ever seen the documentary idiocracy?
Purple_Cheetah
05/31/20 1:11:02 PM
#2
Yes

I was told the world could never possibly get like that. "oh, you'd be surprised"
TopicDonald Trump needs to act like a leader, now more than ever.
Purple_Cheetah
05/31/20 8:38:00 AM
#17
Considering there were protests and violence because he became president, he'd probably just trigger more.
TopicCould i just live off tuna?
Purple_Cheetah
05/31/20 8:32:46 AM
#4
Not even a cat can live off just tuna and they love the stuff.

If you love it, it'll kill you... like a spouse.

Maybe for a week you'd be ok, but not a month.
TopicOverweight white man brings bow + arrow to protest. Has his car burnt.
Purple_Cheetah
05/31/20 1:21:57 AM
#47
It looks like it was a Dodge Caliber... so if anything they did him a favor.
Topicwho's excited for the NASA/spacex launch to the ISS in a few hours?
Purple_Cheetah
05/27/20 4:23:16 PM
#41
scruba dub dub, 2 dudes in a tub

To be fair the weather is getting a bit intense in the coast, can hear it from here.
TopicITT: Every 5th post gets a waifu doodle based on your username
Purple_Cheetah
05/27/20 12:55:03 PM
#85
I meant my first post into it would be blind. I'd look later. ): unlike some scallop of the sea

I see you figured it out. My other option was to spam refresh. I don't know of any rules and my head hurts so maybe I will go blind.
TopicITT: Every 5th post gets a waifu doodle based on your username
Purple_Cheetah
05/27/20 12:52:32 PM
#83
I'ma go in blind.

whoodle
Topic1985 film, Back to the Future, predicts coronavirus.
Purple_Cheetah
05/27/20 10:06:53 AM
#11
1986 film Big Trouble in Little China predicts Coronavirus

It's what Jack Burton always says.
TopicFavorite Power Ranger
Purple_Cheetah
05/27/20 3:59:31 AM
#13
Fun fact, the original black ranger Zack by Walter Jones was/is missing his left middle finger.

I thought he just held things weirdly and never noticed.
Topicimagine being a 35 year old virgin, living alone, spending nights on a forum
Purple_Cheetah
05/26/20 11:07:27 PM
#4
Not yet, got a few more years till I reach that pinnacle of existence.
TopicDo you think the ak47 is the superior gun or the m16?
Purple_Cheetah
05/24/20 5:16:38 AM
#21
Those posts reminded me of that guy on youtube who was really pushing that US soldiers also adopt the SKS as a secondary alongside the M4/M16 because of its performance and how it could use ammunition from the field.

As much as I like the thing, yeah I dunno bout that... He also then proceeded to load live rounds indoors which is like playing roulette due to a potentially stuck firing pin from a design flaw/quirk of the SKS. Basically it can slamfire and pop off 1-4 rounds randomly simply by loading it and releasing the bolt.
TopicWhat are you listening to right now? v2
Purple_Cheetah
05/24/20 3:47:33 AM
#146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSiFSvVCGxg

Synthetic God from Stellaris OST.
TopicDo you think the ak47 is the superior gun or the m16?
Purple_Cheetah
05/24/20 3:19:23 AM
#7
RPK

I can't just go all caps.
Topichow often do you drink cola?
Purple_Cheetah
05/23/20 12:11:49 PM
#14
I picked once a day, but that's inaccurate as there's not 'several times a day'

I just felt I should be honest with our love.
TopicMississippi church that defied COVID restrictions is burned to ground
Purple_Cheetah
05/23/20 11:22:34 AM
#35
I suppose on the plus side, this wasn't one of those really nice and fancy churches... it looks like it was a former/repurposed grocery store based on google maps' street view.

Still sucks though and had me concerned for a bit.
TopicI have lived in the south for 11 months now, I don't get the appeal
Purple_Cheetah
05/23/20 10:57:06 AM
#13
I'm about a mile from the beach. It might as well not exist to me... though in the past I've been there numerous times. I mostly just got fed up with all the damn sand and risk of stepping on something ouchie.

Though this does remind me of something that was once said 20-25 years ago and still holds true. There's not really much to do outside of eating and having premarital sex.

There used to be slightly more to do, but Katrina pooped on that for a very long time, far longer than most would think. I know of some that thought it was back to normal after 3-6 months, try 12-14+ years with signs still lingering today.

I don't blame you for not being impressed. Though for the last month or so it's been termite swarm season, so that's something to look forward to every year.
TopicCute foxes woken up by lady
Purple_Cheetah
05/23/20 8:35:37 AM
#15
I still always like this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mcQ-i1svLQ
TopicDid they get rid of the ability to edit posts?
Purple_Cheetah
05/22/20 11:05:30 PM
#16
There's always been a 1 hour time limit. You also can't edit it more than 5 times. So if you either wait too long or edit it too much you get locked out of doing it to that post.
TopicOptima is dead, next gen Kia sedan to be renamed to the K5 everywhere
Purple_Cheetah
05/21/20 1:14:16 PM
#12
They've gone downhill in the last some years, something to do with the acquisition/partnering with Renault and some scandal. Either way both manufacturers are pretty doo compared to previously. This doesn't really affect their older models, more so the newer ones.
TopicWhats it like being utterly dominated by a man in bed?
Purple_Cheetah
05/21/20 11:08:41 AM
#7
I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEH1Pve_rX4
TopicDeclawing cats is inhumane af
Purple_Cheetah
05/21/20 10:24:39 AM
#18
Not to mention those weird spiral bone growths or other issues that can crop up.

Pretty sure when you neuter a cat the most you (well, actually it's them) lose is them developing face shield fur and the barbs on the penis cease to be. Sure it won't behave like a tomcat, but that's not much of a loss compared to making it suffer when trying to simply walk for the rest of its life... can't even imagine how it'd feel when landing from typical heights.

I know of people who would always declaw their cats and they would either never walk or would bite in defense. I just narrowly saved my cat from getting declawed and this was well before finding out the process. Now I'm really glad it didn't happen... and all it would be for is to save some furniture that's been damaged far more by the one who vouches for declawing.
TopicMedia got ahold of the improper Pronunciation of "Gif" and its over
Purple_Cheetah
05/21/20 3:56:22 AM
#61
I will all ways refer to it as hard, such as 'gif me a break' or 'oh, what a nice gif(t)'

For the same reason I refer to png as 'pehng' and pdf as 'pehdph'

anarchy

I also refer to lasagna as lah-sag-nah and bologna as boh-log-na
Topicas a kid i thought black people have to get married to black people >_>
Purple_Cheetah
05/20/20 9:25:25 PM
#31
Oh right, I should have probably clarified it, but forgot. I kinda clued in and figured out there was nothing wrong with it while at a young age. I only thought it had to be because of the surrounding relatives/people and for a bit thought they were even a different species and thus incompatible.

And yeah, if there's a commercial with a mixed couple then they're apparently pushing some sort of secret agenda... idk what that's about.

Honorable mention goes to that liquid plumber ad with a plumber's crack. They all grouped up and said it was them sexualising tv.
Topicas a kid i thought black people have to get married to black people >_>
Purple_Cheetah
05/20/20 8:57:14 PM
#25
If it makes you feel any better, I'm older and also felt it was how it had to be. Gotta love growing up with information obscured or altered.

I mostly blame my older relatives flipping out when a neighbor was a black man and white woman. They were so hush hush about it you literally thought they were over there sacrificing goats and all sorts of bad.... turns out it was just an interracial couple in the 90's. Also encountered other instances of 'oh no it's bad/wrong' but seeing as they lived through those days I can somewhat understand their view.

Even to this day if there's a commercial or ad with mixed couple, they vocally go off about it.
TopicWhy does paper beat rock anyway?
Purple_Cheetah
05/17/20 3:21:51 PM
#7
I like to follow what Earl says.

"Wrong, rock rips through paper"
Topicweird to watch old videos about super mario sunshine and hear people talk about
Purple_Cheetah
05/17/20 11:30:17 AM
#2
FF8's Mobile Type 8 having a move called Corona that takes everyone to 1 hp was more of a lesson than I knew.
TopicHarry Potter and the Chamber of Ass Worms
Purple_Cheetah
05/17/20 10:49:38 AM
#14
Tremors 3: Back to Ass Worms
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