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Topic | I hope global laws against eating strange animals gets passed after this... |
Purple_Cheetah 03/12/20 10:15:59 AM #2 | B-but how else you gonna get the bat shits? I want my undercooked bat and I want it now. |
Topic | Video game rumors you fell for/tried |
Purple_Cheetah 03/12/20 10:12:47 AM #19 | Bigfoot/TCM in GTA:SA - I remember sitting out there camping in the woods at night. Not gonna lie the lumber mill like place with the chainsaw had me creeped out a fair bit. Only good thing that came of that was the ghost cars. Probably something else as well, but don't recall it. |
Topic | Imagine liking the taste of alcohol. |
Purple_Cheetah 03/09/20 2:49:12 PM #31 | I can enjoy the taste of hard liquor, like whiskey and what not, but beer is like a slow torture (heavily dislike it). I guess I'd rather just let what reminds me of hair care products bask in my mouth as I think about my life choices. |
Topic | How many sessions does it take you to watch a movie? |
Purple_Cheetah 03/09/20 12:28:41 PM #16 | One, unless something urgent/important arises or I just get seriously bored/tired. Usually I can power through it though, but we all been there. "Eh, it's only 50 minutes" *next 5-10 minutes feels like 4 hours and you want to die from being so tired and fighting to stay awake* "You win this time..." |
Topic | Oh no! The past 2 games you played have merged into one. |
Purple_Cheetah 03/09/20 12:20:09 PM #53 | Train sim world and modern warfare 2019 Players drive trains along routes and shoot at each other with each train being a team. It'd work out fairly well, but super boring as you'd just be shooting out windows and stuff. Or just fight in the stations or on the tracks occasionally getting hit by a train. Honestly it's one of the lamer tame ones |
Topic | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles |
Purple_Cheetah 03/03/20 10:57:27 AM #3 | Knowing what turtle members look like makes that remark even worse. |
Topic | Coconut flakes FUCKING SUCK... |
Purple_Cheetah 03/03/20 10:51:05 AM #4 | Coconuts are such teases. They're hard to get into, they have next to no milk, then you gotta bust them suckers open with a hammer or something only to require a grater to get the meat. They seem so enticing until you've experienced the above once or twice. The preprocessed shavings and milk make it seem soooo easy. |
Topic | Lion King - Best Song |
Purple_Cheetah 02/28/20 9:10:00 PM #4 | Achin' for some bacon Hands down number 1 |
Topic | My girlfriend was complaining that the laptop case she ordered didn't fit... |
Purple_Cheetah 02/28/20 3:26:43 PM #3 | one? You also gotta measure the depth as well. Some of those CRT laptops sneak up on you with their 10-12 inches of ass. |
Topic | Did your parents believe in spankings? |
Purple_Cheetah 02/28/20 12:51:44 PM #69 | Oh yeah was reminded of one thing I got choked. There was this trend where I literally get in trouble because of other kids and I was just present. Such as detention for throwing rocks at a dumptruck or running around in church, etc. This one time I'm watching kids try to ride a rocking horse down the stairs onto concrete below at the church and trying to prevent injury from happening. They don't get punished/stopped, instead I get told to stop and sit down. So I sit, watch the potential disaster unfold. Time to go, apparently I've been rebellous and get hand choked/strangled at the front door and then a second time at the car cuz I'm such as trouble maker. I guess what I should have done is shoved those kids off the second floor straight into the concrete below. |
Topic | Skill Based Matchmaking seems like an odd thing to complain about. |
Purple_Cheetah 02/28/20 12:40:29 PM #15 | I think what bothers me about it is that you have this lingering feeling of running at full throttle. You use some easy/op weapons for a bit, then decide you want to level some other weapons that aren't so great... get slaughtered. Then you reclimb the ladder. It also encourages more try harding from what I've seen as you gotta use the best. Though I do find it funny people are complaining about it when usually I see people complain about the lack of it. There is no victory, only lamentations of the women. |
Topic | Did your parents believe in spankings? |
Purple_Cheetah 02/28/20 12:22:44 PM #59 | Yes.. Got a few whoopins, eventually I found a way to block it out so it became futile. I think the worst was when a switch was involved, particularly the thin whippy ones that left good ole welts and laceration type marks. I couldn't really block those out, but hand/belt was nullified. good times ^ That one above post reminds me of my dad. He didn't get physically violent usually, but due to my siblings running amok caused them to shelter the hell out of me and my simple existance I was being rebellous/bad. There were so many random small things and basically being forbidden to make any friends or socialize because I'd wind up running off and getting pregnant or something. Might as well be the reason, but I'm male so you can work the logic there. It even stemmed down to small things, like taking my shoes off at the end of the day and before can even finish the process get pulled into an arguement about how my shoes don't belong in the middle of the floor. I literally just took them off and was in the process of putting them where they belong... but no. You know the type, where you're in the process of doing something, but they gotta feel the need to order you to do the obvious and then feel it was required. |
Topic | Gentlemen, from this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name Betty |
Purple_Cheetah 02/28/20 11:21:42 AM #4 | No, stop, that hurts! shh, hhngg yeeah.. |
Topic | what does corona mean?? |
Purple_Cheetah 02/28/20 11:08:31 AM #9 | Mobile Type 8 |
Topic | Scenario: You ask for $50 but the ATM gives you $1000 |
Purple_Cheetah 02/28/20 11:04:42 AM #6 | It's free real estate Actually I would comply or contact the whomever. Some actually have people actively watching them and will have nearby security on you to entice you to do the right thing. |
Topic | You now have the job of the main character of the last TV Show/Movie you watched |
Purple_Cheetah 02/28/20 9:05:29 AM #33 | I work for telecommunications and sell phones. ): It was The Hills Have Eyes 2006 |
Topic | You are now married to the wife of the main character in the last sitcom. |
Purple_Cheetah 02/28/20 7:25:03 AM #26 | Carrie from King of Queens Could be worse I guess. |
Topic | When was da last time you played GTA V? |
Purple_Cheetah 02/28/20 7:21:38 AM #6 | Around the time the motorcycle clubs were added to GTAO. So it's been some time. |
Topic | Modern gamers wouldn't be able to handle most PS2/GCN/Xbox gen games these days |
Purple_Cheetah 02/17/20 9:22:15 PM #5 | The control scheme thing is right... most games these days will have the left trigger to aim down sight or zoom. I remember a few tom clancy games where it'd be click the right stick. That was even on 360 and it drove me up the wall. Something so simple as that made it really awkward to go between. Hell, NFS Heat still commits a control scheme sin by not being configurable within the game and puts gear up/down on what would be R1/L1 while accel/brake are on R2/L2. We ain't using face buttons like Gran Turismo 1-4, get this crap outta here Ghost games. Is sad how so many information is thrust upon players these days and it's still not understandable. Just the simple act of checking a control layout diagram can be helpful, but many ignore it or immediately crank sensitivity to max and flail about. |
Topic | Porsche 911 GTS or 2010 Ferrari 458 or 2016 Mclaren 570S? |
Purple_Cheetah 02/16/20 11:09:32 PM #3 | Poosha After 2 videos I'd probably stay away from Mclaren until they get themselves sorted out. They seem unfun to deal with, which is sad. |
Topic | Man can you find the engagement ring in this pic? |
Purple_Cheetah 02/13/20 9:16:28 PM #8 | I at least assume so. That kinda annoyed me if that's the case. |
Topic | Why does every girl defend pit bulls? |
Purple_Cheetah 02/11/20 5:41:59 PM #27 | I expected pit bulls to be on there a few times, but good grief that list is staggering. Though I saw one I didn't recognize and looked at the breed. She died intervening with a dog and cat fight turning the dog on her... but the dog itself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeshond Even the fluffies are monsters. |
Topic | Remember when theaters only had one screen |
Purple_Cheetah 02/04/20 3:21:12 AM #5 | One screen, one room, one movie. And everyone was ground level like a bunch of school kids looking at the projector. |
Topic | That old car might be worth money |
Purple_Cheetah 02/02/20 10:56:00 PM #3 | There's a local dealership that's still pushing the 'cash for clunkers' thing as if time is running out. Thing is it's been running out for like 3 years... nevermind the actual bullshit took place much longer ago. *hates it for various reasons* drive or drag your clunker in for trade in, hurry fast it won't last At this rate it'll be 2030 and cash for clunkers will still be close to ending in their world. Also I hope they're putting liquid glass in the engines and not simply reselling them, because then it wouldn't really be CFC. |
Topic | Only two SB ads really stood out |
Purple_Cheetah 02/02/20 10:29:33 PM #2 | I still like the Jeep Gladiator one with Bill Murray. It gave me much smiles. |
Topic | Sewage spewing in my basement |
Purple_Cheetah 02/02/20 10:25:28 PM #16 | Depends on how bad it is and the cause... like I said, hopefully it's something small and simple. Never know, could just need a drain auger on the main cleanout and not total pipe replacement. |
Topic | Sewage spewing in my basement |
Purple_Cheetah 02/02/20 10:11:33 PM #14 | Been there, don't envy it... basically resulted in dredging and redoing the entire line because of roots all throughout, including the city's side under the road. Also discovered we had a house trap this whole time... basically like a u bend under your sink, but a big one for the sewer in the ground. Those 2 weeks were the most stressing if any hint of 'I gotta go' crept up. The main horror was 2 weeks, but it was rather a slow burn of "something's fucked up, but not sure what" for about 4-5 years. Hope they get it resolved sooner, because it grinds stuff to a halt. |
Topic | Already regret choosing AT&T for internet lol |
Purple_Cheetah 02/02/20 8:32:20 PM #3 | I love when they come by and try to get us to sign up and switch to em... yeah I'm gonna ditch my isp that has literally only given me issues for one year because they were upgrading their infrastructure and lines. All so I can use something with more limits. They sure as hell love to ask how many tvs and computers we got and how many boxes we gotta use. Sounds more like a lazy/stealth casing the joint approach tbh. They're persistant as hell I'll give em that. "we don't want to switch" "oh, well the switch is so easy, so let's go ahead and make an account" "...no" I love it when they start loudly talking about the offers and try to set up an account through the closed door. ):< |
Topic | Dunkirk is the best war movie ever made |
Purple_Cheetah 02/02/20 7:54:53 PM #15 | "It's just a movie about a bunch of guys getting their butts kicked, big deal." Not my words, but rather a relative's. They were also complaining about the three timelines and how it made no sense and was all over the place. I wouldn't say it was the best, but it was definitely up there if nothing else to let the uninformed folks about the event. I honestly didn't know diddle about it until a few months prior (nor did I seek it out, because that's not how it works), because merica didn't do it. ^ Also just got reminded by the few posts above. It was so bad I remember sitting in the theater with some strangers in audible distance "where's dunkirk?" "It's in germany" Meanwhile the screen has tons of french flags and french text. I just stayed silent as a tiny bit of me wanted to die. |
Topic | what is the point of banning the areola/nipple |
Purple_Cheetah 02/02/20 12:36:09 AM #16 | Lairen posted... When you think about it, its just a nipple. Its not that different from a male nipple.It's usually larger and puffier. It's very clearly nipple envy, so let's just ban it and allow man nips as the dominant form. Though this does remind me of the scene in The Aviator where they're discussing the glimpse/showing of part of the female mammaries and how bad it is... and this was just some cleavage/side boob. |
Topic | What would you tell your 17 year old self today? |
Purple_Cheetah 02/01/20 1:12:22 AM #19 | I would tell myself to stay away, it's a trap. Also go do something personal for the greater good. |
Topic | lmao remember when verizon throttled firefighters data cuz fuck you pay more |
Purple_Cheetah 02/01/20 12:05:50 AM #3 | That's a perfect example of spinning something bad into good. They throttled it and got called out, so they fixed it before getting more flak. Shows they support them and provide the best. I too saw this and had a moment of "wat..." |
Topic | Did your parents follow age restrictions on products? |
Purple_Cheetah 01/28/20 9:51:34 PM #15 | They had a bias against movies. True lies strip/dance scene = bad while rest is ok, porn = obviously bad, full metal jacket = bad due to language only Meanwhile here I am playing conker's bad fur day, manhunt, GTA 1,2,3,VC,SA, Silent hill series and the only bad thing about those games is when the caveman lady says 'boner' in bad fur day. Seriously, out of all those things the mention of boners is suddenly where it becomes bad? I don't find it surprising anymore considering the whole 'skin is sin, but violence is ok'. They had some skewed wackadoo rules anyways, like how I couldn't watch keenan and kel because they were black, only in more choice words. Meanwhile I can watch war movies/shows with people getting shot up. I still don't understand their ruleset after 20+ years. |
Topic | Me: Cool. My internet is getting a speed boost! |
Purple_Cheetah 01/28/20 9:09:20 PM #8 | I don't have one myself, but iirc the ps4 throttles it to something abysmal from what I've read, like 12. Might be higher, but I do know it has a limit in place. I get my full speed on xbox one, but that also comes down to read/write speed/bandwidth, server demand, and whether my network is being nice, but for the most part is speeds along quite nicely and when you can download 150GB in 2h15m I'll certainly take it. PC is about same as xbox one. This is with 200/20 btw, but in reality it's more like 243/2-30 depending on isp traffic. I get an extra 40 over, but not sure of the specific reasons. |
Topic | "That woman doesn't want sex with me, she MUST be a lesbian" |
Purple_Cheetah 01/28/20 5:12:12 PM #2 | She's just playing hard to get and wants it really bad. Time to go in full blast and make her knees buckle. |
Topic | Why the fuck are KFC's doors not damped |
Purple_Cheetah 01/28/20 5:05:20 PM #13 | ClunkerSlim posted... Is this like a UK term? Ive literally never heard someone say this until now.No, it's to do with hydraulic/pneumatic systems. You'd probably have heard of it if you've played a racing game with tuning, since they usually have rebound and damping for shock absorbers. That's partially why I knew the term as it basically means a system to reduce movement via gasses. There's other methods, but those ones I mentioned are gassy. I was a bit distracted by burning hotdogs and bubble cubes. |
Topic | Why the fuck are KFC's doors not damped |
Purple_Cheetah 01/28/20 4:59:41 PM #6 | Dampened? I can only assume you mean the pneumatic system at the top to assist and prevent it from banging around like some harlot. |
Topic | It's not going to be "okay" guys, 2020 marks the end |
Purple_Cheetah 01/28/20 4:57:36 PM #8 | If it is, then sweet mercy I've been waiting for it for a while after hearing about it since the mid 90's how the world was ending, then the next year... and the next. Not gonna lie I was a bit disappointed with 2012 and its massive fanfare. Though we're certainly off to a great start, like a few years ago. |
Topic | Bubble Magic is real. |
Purple_Cheetah 01/28/20 4:48:34 PM #15 | lol this was recommended to me as well. I guess youtube decided we all needed some bubbles and smoking about now. |
Topic | straight guys be honest: have you ever tried deepthroating a banana? |
Purple_Cheetah 01/28/20 12:19:04 PM #22 | No, with my luck it'll break off and get lodged in there, then as I decide whether to attempt a massive swallow or to hack it up I'll be asked 'what were you doing' Giving pleasure to a banana. |
Topic | For real, which game is better? Silent Hill 2 or Resident Evil 2 (original)? |
Purple_Cheetah 01/28/20 10:46:14 AM #16 | Silent Hill 2 |
Topic | 3D tattoo |
Purple_Cheetah 01/28/20 9:42:46 AM #11 | Gawd it looks infected... least it was cheap. |
Topic | Dig yeets the fuck out of a snake. |
Purple_Cheetah 01/24/20 6:12:43 AM #11 | pegusus123456 posted... I think the reddit consensus was that it's fake. The snake is a rubber dog toy. The guy throws a stick.Either way, the visual, audio, and abruptness still makes it amusing if you just imagine it's some poor snake getting bolas'd outta there. |
Topic | Dig yeets the fuck out of a snake. |
Purple_Cheetah 01/24/20 4:30:30 AM #4 | This both makes me feel bad and happy... I feel sorry for it, but that was pretty hilarious. |
Topic | What will you do if Coronavirus breaks out in your area? |
Purple_Cheetah 01/24/20 3:22:30 AM #39 | Welcome it with open arms. I'm at that point. |
Topic | If americans love coffee so much how did starbucks of all things succeed |
Purple_Cheetah 01/23/20 9:42:20 PM #8 | Because we love consumption, overpriced coffee concentrate oh gawd gimme. I personally don't like em, but will seldomly get their frappacino things in the glass bottles as I know what I'm getting and reclose it. The actual store feels like trying to decipher a code while trial and erroring through combinations of additives that only increase the price. |
Topic | TIL the 40s were obsessed with Ape/Woman marriages |
Purple_Cheetah 01/23/20 9:21:36 PM #5 | Passion in the desert A man's desire for pussy he won't get. I also forgot that movie's actually not as old as I thought it was. |
Topic | It is funny how optimistic old sci-fi is about space travel. |
Purple_Cheetah 01/23/20 8:10:54 PM #17 | darkphoenix181 posted... How you know all this?I dug into it a time or two. There was so much more of the 'hell' footage, but it was removed for being too graphic/scary and instead had to be reduced heavily. It also can't be restored because the film was stored in salt mines and got too damaged. They also changed the ending once or twice and lots of the scary bits, because audiences couldn't take scary or not so happy ends. It basically had a botched development because too many people wanted to change it around, which resulted in a still spooky movie that's mediocre. But hey, it's all bout the money and happier end. Little shop of horrors from 1986 also got its ending completely flipped because of test audiences for a similiar reason. So yeah, there was a time I sorta delved into Event Horizon, mostly due to the premise and what we did get. Makes me sad it could have been more, instead it got mucked with. |
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