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TopicI miss the a e s t h e t i c of the 80s where you could be a...
masterpug53
07/03/20 9:15:04 PM
#4
Too bad I was just a wee lad in the 80's and had l i t t l e m o n e y to spend on fashion.

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TopicI really don't think anything will ever top the end of Avengers Endgame.
masterpug53
07/03/20 9:10:50 PM
#74
tommybel89 posted...
Who the hell do you think you are? Tony Stark or some kinda big shot?!

I remember, she's screaming on the street, and I mean loud! But she looked good. She had these great eyes, just like Wanda Maximoff. Least that's what I thought.

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TopicCongressional candidate calls for investigation into Fauci
masterpug53
07/03/20 2:36:53 PM
#10
Bio1590 posted...
https://twitter.com/kwcongressional/status/1278776071954092032?s=21

Uh

Because right-wing nutjobs have such a long and tragic history in this country of mysteriously vanishing forever at the hands of the secret police.

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TopicI really don't think anything will ever top the end of Avengers Endgame.
masterpug53
07/03/20 2:12:21 PM
#71
Look I'm not saying go back to talking about the MCU right now, but you gotta go back. You gotta keep up appearances. The lot of you coming into this topic every day, commiserating, I can't have it, I can't have it! Look, nobody says you can't do what you want, we all know that. Look, this is what it is. We know what it is. You have to do what's right. You have to go back to talking about the MCU. You gotta go back, okay? Look at me. You gotta go back, smarten up. I'll talk to TC, I'll straighten this out. I know just what to say to him. I'll say you'll go back to him and it'll be like when you first joined this topic. I'll romance him, it'll be beautiful. I know how to talk to him.

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TopicWould you allow your wife to attend Trumps 4th of July party at Mt Rushmore?
masterpug53
07/03/20 1:22:55 PM
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I wouldn't have that kind of say over what my wife can and can't do. But I would have the papers ready and the locks changed by the time she got back.

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TopicIf you're a non-violent/casual racist, what should your punishment be?
masterpug53
07/03/20 12:36:03 PM
#2
The worst punishment possible: to continue to watch your political influence dwindle, to feel the walls of your self-inflicted 'oppression' inexorably close in around you, and to forever wail and gnash your teeth impotently over the local news and commercials featuring happy non-white people.

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TopicRussia endorses Comrade Donald Trump for President.
masterpug53
07/03/20 12:29:14 PM
#7
VTBM posted...
I thought leftists loved the USSR

You mean the thing that hasn't existed for almost 30 years?

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TopicWhat fictional trope are you sick to death of?
masterpug53
07/03/20 12:09:56 PM
#14
Jabodie posted...
The absolute dumbest example I think of for the OP is Assassin's Creed 2. Holy shit is Ezio dumb af for not killing Rodrigo.

Personally I can't help but think of Colonel Autumn in Fallout 3 as the most brainless example of this trope, because he's such a lifeless sack of nothing for your player character to suddenly stop and say 'I should really give this guy a chance to live' after gleefully slaughtering his waves of troopers.

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TopicParis Hilton uses a diamond mask.
masterpug53
07/03/20 11:43:49 AM
#6
Unless there's some transparent high-tech screen behind that webbing, I think that mask is missing the point entirely.

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TopicCanada that burn down the white house not British and Lincoln is the bad guy
masterpug53
07/03/20 10:47:42 AM
#3
Monolith1676 posted...
What is the topic title even trying to say? I thought I had a stroke reading it.

I thought that too, but considering the subject matter in the OP, it may very well end up being a direct quote.

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TopicWhat comes to mind when you hear or read the word "psychotic"?
masterpug53
07/03/20 10:45:54 AM
#4
Whoever posts after me.

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TopicI really don't think anything will ever top the end of Avengers Endgame.
masterpug53
07/03/20 10:42:50 AM
#65
tommybel89 posted...
If you love Endgame, wait until you watch Goodfellas. An actual GOAT movie.

I've never before in my life heard of this...Good...fellas, was it? Is that some kind of knockoff of the hit Animaniacs characters Goodfeathers or something?

Swear to god, if I watch this 'Goodfellas' movie and some jerk has the nerve to rip off Pesto's overreacting-at-being-called-funny-or-something-similarly-harmless gag, I'm gonna lose it.

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TopicReminder: Mulan is the only Disney Princess to murder her antagonist.
masterpug53
07/03/20 9:59:18 AM
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This is the main reason I liked Sleeping Beauty as a kid, over similar titles like Snow White and Cinderella - Philip was a prince who actually got off his ass and fought like hell against all of Maleficent's spells and ultimately her demon-dragon form.

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TopicImagine taking science from Joe Rogan
masterpug53
07/03/20 9:46:57 AM
#3
Charisma >>>> Intelligence IRL. Shame it rarely turns out that way in video games.

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TopicI really don't think anything will ever top the end of Avengers Endgame.
masterpug53
07/03/20 9:40:42 AM
#63
Samman123 posted...
Looking back at it, Endgame was a mess tbh. I remember rewatching Infinity War so many times and never wanting to see Endgame again

I've rewatched Endgame in its entirely once or twice, but I've rewatched the last 40-odd minutes of Endgame (everything from the Reverse Snap onward) probably half a dozen times. Can't help it, I'm a sucker for massive payoff wish-fulfillment. Infinity War is a gem from start to finish though, I've rewatched that one over half a dozen times and always for the entirety.

It really is the difference between Empire Strikes back and Return of the Jedi for me, in the sense that the former is the more complete and satisfying experience, but when broken up into parts the latter has some of my favorite individual moments.

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Topicbest final fantasy battle music iyo?
masterpug53
07/02/20 9:38:23 PM
#26
Generic: 7, 8, Chrono Trigger (yes I'm including it)
Regular Boss: 4, 9, 10
Major Boss: 6, Chrono Trigger
Final Boss: 6, 7

Unique Fights: Battle on the Big Bridge, Seymour Omnis

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TopicWaluigi should be called Yuigi
masterpug53
07/02/20 7:20:53 PM
#3
But then he wouldn't be the laziest-named character in pop culture history, and that would simply be unacceptable.

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TopicTrump 2020 campaign accused of 'ripping off' Nazi eagle logo
masterpug53
07/02/20 7:17:25 PM
#9
Isolated incident #3,605 of the Trump admin skirting right up to the line of white supremacy while still leaving themselves a shred of plausible deniability for the very, very gullible.

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TopicHe posted his regrets over attending a party, next day, he died of coronavirus
masterpug53
07/02/20 9:49:07 AM
#17
The Trent posted...
hell yeah ITT we get to slam reopening, people trying to enjoy their lives AND people who think God will help them
trifecta

I doubt this is the first time reality has scored a hat trick against you.

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TopicWatchthrough Topic!
masterpug53
07/02/20 9:44:16 AM
#1
Watching what, you ask? It doesn't really matter. I'm just going to be posting vague one to two-sentence reactions to things that happen while ignoring most if not all your attempts at discussion and feedback.

Here we go!

...

First episode was pretty dry, but then again they almost always are. I like all the characters so far, the two main characters have some solid back-and-forth.

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TopicAnother day, another Katen
masterpug53
07/02/20 9:33:16 AM
#5
I'm guessing a Katen is a Karen from outer space?

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TopicI really don't think anything will ever top the end of Avengers Endgame.
masterpug53
07/02/20 9:25:28 AM
#33
SwayM posted...
the internet really needs to drop this infinity war is so much better than Endgame bullshit.

Theyre both amazing movies in their own right. You literally cannot appreciate one without the other.

No, it really doesn't. I love both movies, but Infinity War is a herculean achievement in that it had no right being as tightly focused as it was, considering the high probability of clusterfuckery. Even the Russos couldn't keep Endgame from finally starting to feel bloated and sloppy in the second and third acts.

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TopicTrump supports larger payments to Americans than Dems proposed in next stimulus
masterpug53
07/01/20 3:50:02 PM
#17
Were_Wyrm posted...
How much Mr. Trump?
Trump: $1,200.01

'Actual retail price for My Vote is...I can't believe it, $1,200.00 even! Mr. Biden, come on dowwwwwwn!'

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TopicTrump supports larger payments to Americans than Dems proposed in next stimulus
masterpug53
07/01/20 3:44:29 PM
#2
Indeed. And I'm sure he wants those checks going out as close to election day as possible.

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TopicIt annoys me that the 1st Harry Potter book is still Sorcerer's Stone in America
masterpug53
07/01/20 3:37:27 PM
#17
Questionmarktarius posted...
Monty Python already claimed that.

Better not tell Indy that.

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TopicIt annoys me that the 1st Harry Potter book is still Sorcerer's Stone in America
masterpug53
07/01/20 2:39:01 PM
#4
I will only accept the change if we can go full-blown Aerith with it and call it the Philothopher'th Thtone.

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TopicTucker Carlson apologies for feeding viewers political junk food.
masterpug53
07/01/20 2:36:24 PM
#31
shockthemonkey posted...
This is a horrifying thought

I still remember a time when conservatives groaned and rolled their eyes over the young 'uns wishing aloud that Jon Stewart would run for president.

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TopicRewatching the Ducktales Movie for the first time in like, 25 years.
masterpug53
07/01/20 1:22:52 PM
#8
For some reason, it always stuck with me that there's this one animation gaff in the treasure chamber, where for like half a second Scrooge is suddenly wearing his traditional blue coat, top hat and spats instead of his safari outfit.

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TopicI got my face mask exemption card
masterpug53
07/01/20 1:19:34 PM
#22
'Freedom to Breathe Agency' might crack the top five MAGAest bullshit statements I've ever read.

But of course we're only halfway through 2020 and it's still anyone's game.

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TopicWhy is France still looked as weak
masterpug53
07/01/20 12:52:14 PM
#17
Crono99 posted...
Probably because of the speed at which Germany managed to occupy them during WW2

It's pretty much this, paired with the Maginot Line entering the zeitgeist as one of the most colossal miscalculations in modern warfare (even though in reality it wasn't quite so legendarily ineffective as that).

Kinda funny how the building of grand walls and their ultimate inability to solve their intended problems ends up being a major black mark on a country's global reputation, eh?

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TopicTRoS is worse than TLJ
masterpug53
07/01/20 12:45:04 PM
#28
SSJGrimReaper posted...
They shut the fuck up now!

*sigh*...they shut the fuck up now!

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TopicTRoS is worse than TLJ
masterpug53
07/01/20 12:11:22 PM
#11
Choco posted...
oh my god will you shut the fuck up

They shut the fuck up now?

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Topicwas The Rise of Skywalker "Everything You Want From A Star Wars Film"
masterpug53
07/01/20 12:07:52 PM
#15
jeffhardyb0yz posted...
who were the likable characters in TRoS and what was likable about them?

IIRC you really, really hate the movie and I recognize this question as a 'call me out' moment, but don't expect much of a defense here. I simply enjoy Rey, Finn, Poe, and Kylo as characters / actors, and even though their arcs amounted to varying piles of dog shit, I still found enjoyment in watching them specifically.


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Topicwas The Rise of Skywalker "Everything You Want From A Star Wars Film"
masterpug53
07/01/20 11:50:02 AM
#6
From a certain point of view, TRoS did have the ingredients of everything I'd want out of a SW movie: adventure, likable characters, giant spaceship battle, dramatic showdown with Palpatine, etc. It's just that they threw all these things and more into a massive blender and crammed the results down my throat half-cooked.

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TopicI want Dr. Fauci fired.
masterpug53
07/01/20 11:22:35 AM
#52
Patty_Fleur posted...
So that means he's not persuasive enough.

It's kind of amazing how Fox News has instilled in masses of none-too-bright people the ability to spin anything.

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Topicwhat the fuck am i looking at
masterpug53
07/01/20 10:22:52 AM
#8
Remember in Ghostbusters 2 when they ran all the photos of Vigo through a special analyzer that revealed the images' true monstrous form? Looks like that's what happened here.

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TopicI want Dr. Fauci fired.
masterpug53
07/01/20 10:11:22 AM
#8
Error1355 posted...
This is a bad topic and you should feel bad for making it.

It is, and they won't.

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TopicSPD clearing the CHOP
masterpug53
07/01/20 10:10:42 AM
#31
LethalAffinity posted...
What was the point of all this other than LARPing?

To give certain people a national distraction over which they could froth at the mouth, and feel deeply vindicated when it inevitably crumbled under the immense pressure against it.

For the rest of us, it gave us a good belly laugh over no one at Fox News knowing what Monty Fucking Python is.

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TopicCan you beat Super Mario Bros. in under 5 minutes?
masterpug53
06/30/20 4:23:31 PM
#4
No, because I hate the original SMB.

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TopicFauci THREATENS Congress with 100,000 new covid cases PER DAY
masterpug53
06/30/20 4:21:29 PM
#15
Thompson posted...
Fauci will personally travel around the US in his Infecto-Mobile and serially cough on 100,000 people every day until his demands are met.
*eyeroll*

I don't quite know why but 'Infecto-Mobile' gave me a belly laugh, so thanks for that.

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TopicFamily is pretty upset that I called out my father on still supporting Trump.
masterpug53
06/30/20 3:13:45 PM
#92
Bleuets posted...
@HaVeNII7 hey man, I want your commitment on never using the word asshole again, for women everywhere to show you are not part of that sexist word. Do I have your word?

This is the most bizarre concern trolling rampage I've seen since a supposedly-English poster trolled an Avatar / Korra topic over ignorant Americans using 'bender' as an LBGT slur, yet disappeared from the topic when someone brought up the English slang for cigarette.

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TopicWhich was better overall? The Prequel Trilogy or the Sequel Trilogy?
masterpug53
06/30/20 2:15:59 PM
#16
I recently tried to rewatch the PT and couldn't even make it halfway through Attack of the Clones before losing interest. Had absolutely zero interest in rewatching Revenge of the Sith, and to this day I'm convinced that the people who actually think it's good are victims of the Law of Diminishing Irony, and believe memes = genuine high quality.

The ST may be a hot mess, but its major saving grace over the PT is that it has likeable characters; even if most of their arcs meander off into the woods or crash into a cliffside, the actors still manage to make the ride a fun one.

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TopicWHO warns the worst could be yet to come with coronavirus
masterpug53
06/30/20 1:32:39 PM
#35
Certain world leaders sure aren't helping this situation. Boris, the spider that he is, for one.

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TopicFauci THREATENS Congress with 100,000 new covid cases PER DAY
masterpug53
06/30/20 1:11:30 PM
#9
I knew it all along! Fauci was the mad scientist who engineered the pandemic, and is holding us hostage with more cases!!

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TopicBiden's campaign strategy is to do nothing?
masterpug53
06/30/20 1:10:00 PM
#8
Never interrupt your opponent when he's making mistake after mistake after mistake after mistake after mistake after mistake after mistake after mistake.

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Topic2020 is halfway over now. What's in store for the back half?
masterpug53
06/30/20 1:07:37 PM
#9
LastTomorrow posted...
Actually the sand storm cancelled that.

Peak season is still two months away. I would not complain if we get some more waves of Saharan dust from about Labor Day onward.

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TopicPost memes here 2.0
masterpug53
06/30/20 12:59:12 PM
#312
GregShmedley posted...

took me a minute, that's a good one.

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TopicSources say the President was so woefully unprepared for conversations russia
masterpug53
06/30/20 12:30:08 PM
#6
I refuse to believe that this man with no prior experience in governance made a fool of himself in front of people with years of experience in governance.

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