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| Topic | Trump threatens anyone who destroys monuments with 10 years in prison |
| masterpug53 06/23/20 2:43:29 PM #30 | Turbam posted... Can he do that? The one thing that particularly sticks in my craw is his threat to 'retroactively' punish people for it. Someone more learned might need to correct me on the finer points, but I'm pretty sure ex post facto law is one of the first things expressly addressed and forbidden in the Constitution; it's something that our Founding Fathers unilaterally agreed upon at both state and federal level, probably because (shockingly) it's a baby-dick tyrant move. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | I don't give a FUCK about The Winds Of Winter. |
| masterpug53 06/23/20 2:10:40 PM #8 | I give a pretty large fuck about WoW, assuming it's going to be A Storm of Swords 2.0 where everybody gets their bloody vengeance. I could see myself being okay with headcanoning A Dream of Spring if it never gets made, depending on how satisfying WoW is and what kinds of cliffhangers it leaves. Even though I liked Dance of Dragons, the books just can't end on that note. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Can you find all 25 movie references in this picture? |
| masterpug53 06/23/20 2:02:25 PM #10 | Best I can do is 16. And today I learned that you can only have 15 spoiler blocks in a message for some arbitrary reason. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | The romans thought small packages were more aesthetic |
| masterpug53 06/23/20 12:44:33 PM #7 | I'm a grower, and as such am an outcast in every era. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Trump threatens anyone who destroys monuments with 10 years in prison |
| masterpug53 06/23/20 12:42:31 PM #12 | Pretty sure we have a rather important document that prohibits ex post facto law. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Lists reasons society says a man is not a man. |
| masterpug53 06/23/20 11:42:31 AM #17 | -If he doesn't yet have enough secrets to form a miserable little pile --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | How big of a Twitter meltdown do you expect when Trump leaves office? |
| masterpug53 06/23/20 9:56:38 AM #14 | Considering that his account (I assume) won't have the protection of being a presidential archive the moment he leaves office, I'd love to see Twitter finally ban his ass in that moment. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Want to attract women? Keep your cat out of your dating profile |
| masterpug53 06/22/20 5:03:12 PM #15 | Tenlaar posted... I will humbly admit that I only read the excerpt and not the article. That guy deserves his mockery. On the other hand, that doesn't necessarily negate the inherent absurdity of treating being agreeable and open as negative qualities. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Want to attract women? Keep your cat out of your dating profile |
| masterpug53 06/22/20 4:57:28 PM #7 | Tenlaar posted... How the fuck are "agreeable and open" listed like negative qualities? Explain yourselves, womenses! If you're already agreeable, then she doesn't get to have the fun of 'changing' you. Similarly, if you're already open, then she doesn't get to have the fun of breaking through your tough outer shell of manly bottled-up emotions. source: the kind of women who judge a potential partner based on whether or not he has a cat. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Trump claims he was joking about slowing testing + Marshal lied about crowd size |
| masterpug53 06/22/20 4:33:42 PM #2 | Fighting tooth and nail to try and convince people that the arena was 2/3rds full instead of 1/3rd full when they were expecting to have a packed house and massive overflow crowd. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Fuck Aeris/Aerith. Peach or Toadstool? |
| masterpug53 06/22/20 2:10:13 PM #21 | I personally take no issue in sacrificing 'Toadstool' to the dustbin of history. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Statue of well known Confederate general and slave owner defaced |
| masterpug53 06/22/20 1:53:49 PM #10 | Expected Washington or Jefferson entering the topic. Was surprised to find some dude who looks like a member of the Spanish Inquisition, which I quite ironically did not expect. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | You are Dick Tracy. You can only choose between Tess Trueheart or Breathless |
| masterpug53 06/22/20 1:34:40 PM #10 | obeseexplosive posted... I thought she was fucking pruneface? 'I'm Prune Tracy, take that Dick Fa...' 'Ned, stop it!' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | confirm/deny: you use the "censor profanity" function |
| masterpug53 06/22/20 1:29:29 PM #11 | It's more like the censor was on by default when they finally started allowing naughty words, and I never bothered to switch it over. I know what the fuck y'all are saying anyway. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | De santis: we wont be reporting icu patient numbers anymore |
| masterpug53 06/22/20 1:26:30 PM #7 | Ironically, the uncertainty caused by this boob's constant attempts to fudge the numbers makes me far less comfortable about leaving home and spending money than if it the numbers were higher but accurate. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | You are Dick Tracy. You can only choose between Tess Trueheart or Breathless |
| masterpug53 06/22/20 1:19:18 PM #8 | I voted Breathless for no reason in particular, but upon retrospect she was the only character in the movie who (ironically) didn't act like a cartoon for the duration, as she showed occasional vulnerability and had decent motivation and ambition, especially once you know that --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Did the nurses laugh at you as well on Penis Inspection Day? |
| masterpug53 06/22/20 9:36:33 AM #28 | Yes, they laughed. And then I said 'laughter's the best medicine! Do prefer to take yours orally or as a suppository?' And then --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Cast of Community genderbent |
| masterpug53 06/21/20 1:41:13 PM #6 | lol, Man-Annie (Mannie?) is almost as creepy as that JD fantasy in Scrubs where he merged Elliot and Turk. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | trump drank a cup of water and laughed at his opposers last night |
| masterpug53 06/21/20 1:14:51 PM #4 | What a big boy! Maybe at the next rally he can own the libs by showing everyone how well he can go pee-pee standing up. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Elmo died. What can I do to save him? |
| masterpug53 06/21/20 11:59:18 AM #6 | Thanks a lot TC, I now know what Elmo's ahegao face looks like. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | This GOPer think K-pop fans or just in Kearea |
| masterpug53 06/21/20 8:35:45 AM #4 | DeadBankerDream posted... Ikearea Ikeareans, assemble! Also, can't wait for Fox News to pick this up and run with it, topping their 'we don't know what Monty Python is' blunder from last week. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | trump literally said we need to slow down testing for coronavirus |
| masterpug53 06/20/20 9:56:52 PM #7 | DevsBro posted... Does he not have advisors? Why haven't these people forced him to make an "I was wrong, this virus is dangerous" speech yet? Like (the book version of) Cersei before him, at this point he's very likely fired or driven away anyone with half a brain who might stand up to him, and is left with nothing but sycophants. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Remember when you were 14 and thought Dane Cook was hilarious? |
| masterpug53 06/20/20 9:51:54 PM #4 | No. But if I was 14 years old when Dane Cook was popular, I would have skipped that year and gone straight to 15. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Kingdom hearts 2020 new releases |
| masterpug53 06/20/20 9:46:00 PM #7 | Jabodie posted... BTW Xehanort was ACTUALLY a No way, Xehanort was actually That mad genius Nomura finally cracked the code of infinite storytelling! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | A massive dust cloud from the Sahara Desert is headed towards the US |
| masterpug53 06/19/20 6:51:46 PM #2 | Those dust clouds help dampen hurricanes, so I would not complain if they kept coming all the way into December. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Would you allow anyone to make you Kneel???? |
| masterpug53 06/19/20 4:39:26 PM #2 | Zod, maybe. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Is Chrono Trigger in your top 10 favorite games? |
| masterpug53 06/19/20 4:37:00 PM #18 | Yeah, it is. I recently fired up the ol' SNES and replayed it, and I actually forgot how much I loved it. Coincidentally, SMW2: Yoshi's Island was in my top ten for awhile, but then it dawned on me that I really only love the soundtrack and graphics / art style; gameplay just downright pisses me off half the time. So CT rightfully took YI's place in my Top Ten. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Why is the US the ONLY country where an 18 rating to taboo for media? |
| masterpug53 06/19/20 11:36:49 AM #14 | The United States is the only nation in the world to appropriately recognize the ongoing procreation of our species as a sinful act. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | First Lady Melania Trump gives an inspiring message to commemorate Juneteenth. |
| masterpug53 06/19/20 11:32:48 AM #13 | NeonOctopus posted... Reminder that you can look up what her boobs look like from a nude model shot she did >___> I wish I'd kept the old FHM's with her in them, might have ended up being collector's items. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Hardest FFX Mini Game? |
| masterpug53 06/19/20 11:12:18 AM #7 | Catcher was, at the time of first playing, hands-down the most infuriating experience I'd ever had in a video game. But once I finally mastered it, it stuck. I picked up the game a few years later and got a perfect score on the first or second attempt. On the other hand, I've successfully dodged 200 lightning bolts only once: when I was drunk off my ass and able to shut off my neuroses long enough to keep from choking. So I guess Lightning Dodging gets 'Hardest' and Catcher gets 'Most Infuriating' (though I erroneously voted Catcher before thinking things through). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | So what's with this English the the hardest language myth? |
| masterpug53 06/19/20 11:04:58 AM #9 | Supposedly English is tough because it has very little consistency compared to other languages; it's an odd mix of German and Romantic, and iirc a decent chunk of our modern vocabulary was made up on the spot by Shakespeare. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Do you eat meat? |
| masterpug53 06/19/20 11:00:52 AM #9 | Unless I get stuck in a hole in the ground, I don't plan on giving up meat or sarcasm anytime soon. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Espn hating on feet fetishists |
| masterpug53 06/19/20 9:45:37 AM #9 | Speaking as a lifelong foot fetishist and part-time lepidopterist, good, at least in this context. Asking for pics of feet is just a creepier version of asking for pics of tits or ass, and no less inappropriate in the vast majority of situations. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | How many people are on your block list currently? |
| masterpug53 06/19/20 9:40:18 AM #77 | EffectAndCause posted... After being one of those 0 BECAUSE IM NOT A PUSSY people for 20 years, I recently embraced this feature for the first time and its amazing simply to get rid of the people that contribute nothing worthwhile to any topic so its more of a spam folder than anything. This, exactly. The whole 'I don't need a special feature to ignore them' mentality finally hit a tipping point a few months ago when the usuals dug in their heels and started trolling about Covid-19. It's really made this place more bearable. Hell, I actually forget that most of those trolls exist unless someone mentions them by name in an unquoted post, and of course cutting off their attention feed is the only medicine against them. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Did anyone actually think Robin Williams was funny? |
| masterpug53 06/18/20 7:48:17 PM #48 | deupd_u posted... I'm not even a troll, I'm just an intellectual powerhouse who fears not the truth. You'd think a guy carrying around a brain as big as yours wouldn't skip leg day so often. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Did anyone actually think Robin Williams was funny? |
| masterpug53 06/18/20 5:00:54 PM #11 | I was wondering when the trend of hating on what's perceived as 'lol randumb humor' would reach its tipping point. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | There have been 3 9/11's since Trump became President |
| masterpug53 06/18/20 3:03:58 PM #7 | The NSA's even predicting that a fourth 9/11 under Trump's watch could only be a few months away. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Coronavirus 20: "I Can't Breathe" |
| masterpug53 06/18/20 12:05:02 PM #97 | Takuya Lee posted... What a way to disgrace a historical poster. I mean, the original Lord Kitchener poster and the Uncle Sam one helped fuel the deaths of millions, so it's pretty apropos. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Trump: political SC decisions an attack on conservatives. 2nd amend is next |
| masterpug53 06/18/20 11:35:24 AM #6 | KyerWiz posted... You know, people usually try to be at least a bit subtle when they're fearmongering for political gain... Assuming he even had the ability to be subtle, why would he bother when he has so far suffered no consequence for his actions? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | do you get the impression that the supreme court doesn't like me? - Donald |
| masterpug53 06/18/20 11:19:22 AM #7 | I'd say that the highest arbiters of truth and justice in the nation would indeed have a particular disdain for someone who repeatedly shits all over both those virtues. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | US stockpile stuck with 63 million doses of hydroxychloroquine |
| masterpug53 06/18/20 9:51:17 AM #69 | undefined posted... scientists at the FDA Mike_Stanton posted... Haha good one. Lmao I know right? Stupid science bitches can't even make ronavirus more cured! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Team Trump going full on Nazi. |
| masterpug53 06/18/20 9:41:07 AM #39 | DeadBankerDream posted... If you use a nazi symbol for political dissidents to talk about political dissidents, it seem extremely strained and contrived to assume it was an accident that just happened randomly through ignorance and really it could have been any symbol. It just happened to be a nazi one that perfectly fit the context. He could post an honest-to-god swastika and there are people on this board who would claim he obviously meant the original Buddhist use of the symbol. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Which of these movie theories makes you go "...oh, shit!" the most? |
| masterpug53 06/17/20 11:35:08 PM #9 | Okay the Home Alone > Saw one got a belly laugh out of me. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Keith_Valentine is SUSPENDED. |
| masterpug53 06/17/20 11:32:00 PM #65 | I bet the mods wouldn't suspend him to his face! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | George Takei wants to replace confederate statues with Britney Spears statues |
| masterpug53 06/17/20 3:37:46 PM #38 | sondast posted... Not the worst idea. Britney has done way more for this country than literal traitors. Her career lasted longer than the Confederacy, after all. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | type of tortoise was going extinct, and one Tortoise said hold me beer. |
| masterpug53 06/17/20 10:30:45 AM #10 | When asked for comment, Diego replied 'Fuck that shit, I ain't retiring!' And then proceeded to very slowly hump the reporter's leg. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
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