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Seph I dont think you just made the point you think you made
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Free-Speech posted...

Bolsonaro is the only strong/sane world leader at this point today.

Wow Im honestly surprised that account was still available
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Are they married to each other? That would be a twist
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They need to be like the gangs in other countries and enforce lockdowns when the government wont
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DrYuya posted...

Doesnt anyone worry about the virus? If we literally all distance and it has absolutely no new hosts to transfer to, that's possibly it for it...its entire species could be wiped out in weeks.

That's a whole species, gone. Just because we didn't want the sniffles

Dont worry, we keep samples of all diseases in some doomsday vault somewhere just in case we ever need to study them because of a new pandemic
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Wanglicious posted...

worth noting, i expect that speakeasy to be mafia owned/controlled.

This sentence got transported from 100 years ago to today
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Tom Bombadil posted...

one of my cookier acquaintances was talking about some turning point for optimism and great accomplishments today

I'm not super tuned in, does anybody know what he's talking about?

My only guess is that he was still following the Fifteen Days to Slow the Spread guidelines from 16 days ago

Today would have been the day to come out of social distancing and start to move on with our lives

Those goalposts have been moved way back by now though
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No this is how you cure it

https://twitter.com/hemantmehta/status/1244344119545208834?s=21
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v_charon posted...

Unfortunately the only way people might start taking this seriously is if we start hitting Spain and Italy death numbers.

If
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https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1244738670982320135?s=21

Trump needs to stop getting so technical
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SmartMuffin posted...

No, it's his own nickname from back when he was in college.

Didnt he try to say it wasnt because of the racial slur? LOLOL

Throw Northam into the sun
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I have no sympathy for you extroverts who miss going outside
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I mean, he did get a lot of Russians charged with crimes
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Oh no wait, Wooly World

And I guess technically Smash 4
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Yeah that would probably be #2

Then what, Game & Wario?
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Releasing them all at once would be especially weird

I wonder if they will stagger them
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Omniscientless posted...

I have faith on the new Paper Mario now that it isn't stuck on the 3DS.

Jakyl25 posted...

Theres already been another Paper Mario after Sticker Star <_<

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Leonhart4 posted...

Wind Waker and TP HD would be fine!

Im not the first to say this, but port those plus a new Skyward Sword HD and call it the Triforce Collection

(Nintendo will not release a collection)
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skullbone posted...

Yeah Skyward Sword was def not a Wii U game, maybe you meant Windwaker Remastered? I almost want to say that doesn't really count but they could port it again I guess.

Next year is Links 35th anniversary so maybe then?
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Biggest remaining Wii U game without a Switch version is Pikmin 3 I think
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Leonhart4 posted...

Skyward Sword would be the biggest omission, I think.

Not a Wii U game <_<
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skullbone posted...

I don't think we're going to see any N64 games for Switch Online until after the N64 mini gets released.

They went 2 years with no Minis. I think theyre done.

The NES mini was a stopgap to get from the Wii U to the Switch, and the SNES mini was a failsafe in case the Switch didnt catch on

Once the Switch launched mega successfully, they didnt need to start working on any more
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SmartMuffin posted...

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This is how Trump won last time, and how he might win again. He doesn't have to run against Biden, only against the media - who are basically the only people in all of society even more despised than he is.

Agreed. He accurately points out how shitty the media is, then creates a false dichotomy where he is the antidote, and people then take sides instead of realizing that both are awful
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ninkendo posted...

Between this, Doom 64 and Star Wars Pod Racer it feels like we're heading towards an era of N64 remasters

Rare was ahead of the curve

Also dont forget Turok
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Leonhart4 posted...

Yeah, I'd honestly rather have Paper Mario and TTYD remasters than a new one at this point. Heck, I'd take a Super Paper Mario one, too!

Paper Mario Collection!

(Nintendo will not put out a collection)
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I wonder if Super Mario 64 Remastered indirectly kills any idea of N64 games for Switch Online

(Using SSB character reveal logic here)
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So this would put every console Mario game on Switch except Galaxy 2 and NSMBWii
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Leonhart4 posted...

I'd be down for the Galaxy remasters. Don't want another Paper Mario after Sticker Star. They don't know how to make them good anymore.

Theres already been another Paper Mario after Sticker Star <_<
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Wait, you trust the FDA now?
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Thats good. He proved my worst fears to be wrong
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FFDragon posted...

We've already determined a few topics ago the 2Aers have been all mouth.

No, I mean from the left
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Corrik7 posted...

Seems weird to me that no one powerful or rich has succumbed to the virus. Think they know something we don't.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/29/investing/jeffries-cfo-coronavirus/index.html
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Violent revolution
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As you can see by the body count, Ive had this one in the chamber for a couple days. Sorry for the outdated total!
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1600 in obits, and no one stays home
COVID is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they coughing and wheezing; its a tad bit late
Mike Pence and Donny T didnt regulate
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Trump on Twitter posted a thread bragging about his virus press conference TV ratings

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1244320570315018240?s=21

Real lunatic behavior
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Its EDT now
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https://twitter.com/aewrestling/status/1244057480814104579?s=21

An explanation for all who found Broken Matt being magical a bridge too far
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Bam, best Jakyling in a long time
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Anyway his signature is illegible so lol
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Does he have power of attorney over the treasury?
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I dont know that its an abuse of power but I do wonder how its allowed since, you know, hes not the one actually sending you money
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Corrik7 posted...

You are making them essential because you are literally paying people to not do the job.

The only saving grace for some of these stores is if they can switch to automation. And, then the jobs are gone for good.

100% this bill will be talked about as what destroyed America in history books years from now.

There isn't another country in the world stupid enough to make a bill this dumb.

It isn't even hard. Just copy the half a dozen countries which are paying like 75-80% of wages for companies to keep employees employed.

Only, us, in our panic and stupidity of partisan politics let a bill as dumb as this pass

I tried to tell you awhile ago that our system is fundamentally broken to the point where its too late to fix it from the inside.

But do you actually not believe Trump has a plan to fix this?
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Dave reporting that the Edge story is false and Edge vs Orton was indeed taped
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To be fair, I think the Vince Loves Mallets Saudi trip and the Roster Held Hostage Saudi trip were different trips <_<
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https://twitter.com/davidnakamura/status/1243670402947256320?s=21

Oh god do we really not know what it is?
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SmartMuffin posted...

A charismatic cult church leader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwBVcsWYJd8

Oh ok. Thanks!
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Tom Bombadil posted...

this would never happen even if it wasn't too late but imagine if they decided to fill out the roster by doing a cross-promotion wrestlemania

Cross promotion with who?
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SmartMuffin posted...

https://twitter.com/RyanGirdusky/status/1243551268464930819

these are the very serious people who are tasked with interpreting science to lead us out of a pandemic

Whats a snake handler in this analogy?
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