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spikethedevil posted...

He loves the back of the 70s chair lol.

Its literally his favourite spot.

Several hundred dollars of cat trees can't compete with an old thrift store chair. Lol.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Me: has two arms.

Walter: do you need them both tho?




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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

apolloooo posted...

This is my favorite picture now

This is amazing. That could go viral.

Join the chive or boredlanda or something.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Walter: *picks up his tent end destroys it after leaping to the couch*

me:*tries to get awesome picture*

Walter: "fuck off."


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Poodle is very big now. Relatively speaking Walter is lighter and probably less long but definitely taller. He's still exhausted even now it seems like. But its all in good fun. The dog is too dumb to care either way and Walter feels like he's the champion so its all working out now. Lol.



Walter gave it all and so did dog. In the end I think they both had a lot of fun.... and Walter won so mostly that.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

g0ldie posted...

^ that's how alpha cats lie down

I put on evisceration plague and he got extra hard.




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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Walter is on all the catnip.

I dont even wanna leave him on the balcony alone. He's just staring over my left shoulder like this.



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Poodle are suck. ~ walter

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

Lol I barely played the one I bought

I had a goal to get some old international 6x6 semi and the biggest lift and tires possible for the firs truck you get.

After that I was just driving around like wtf am I doing this?

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

a-c-a-b posted...

I love getting drunk and playing records

I do wish I had a vynil collection. Well I do but its mostly old country and some Ramones and shit.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

I hate that roguelike crap

You got me hooked on snow runner but God it progresses so slowly. I got giant tires for the pickup and then bought a good off road semi and now any other goal seems so far off im like eh...

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

moh82sy posted...

You're welcome.

Here's the 2nd pic without text if you got any other ideas for it :

Nice. Thanks again.

I'm sure I'll come up with a few.

The snow works cause there's always the "this canadian weather isn't working out for me." Lol. Might try to put smoke in the windows of one. Snow and smoke are basically the two seasons we have here now. Lol.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Damn where do I find one of those?

Walter is absolutely fascinated with beavers.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

moh82sy posted...

Omg. Thank you!

Those are fucking awesome.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

http://www.drivemeinsane.com/

Now this is an interesting web site.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

https://youtu.be/PopVFTRfHJQ

I love m ward.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

spikethedevil posted...

He has such an amazing face.

=)

Hes so expressive. You can tell what most cats are thinking but Walter wears his heart on his sleeve for sure lol.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

He is very angry you would insult his second fsvourite chair.



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Me and Walter love our shiny ugly thrift shop chair.



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

wbloechel posted...

^Canuck got the real dream. Amen there brother.

It would be so relaxing and free. As long as I knew I had somewhere to go back to at the end id do it in a heart beat. Not that I'm Thoreau by any stretch but the world could use a 21st century Walden.

Or I could anyways.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I would give anything to be able to just pay a years rent in advance. I really want to just go into the bush and build a hobbit hole and a little cat run and spend a year living off what I grow or shoot or find or the cans I bring cause obviously I would bring a back up.

Just books and nature for a year and surviving off the land would be so awesome. I might go start building a hobbit hole just in case I have the chance one day.

Id start in March with non perishables and plant a garden asap and shoot some grouse and rabbits when i could. All is really need is a ton of matches, cat food, some water purification bottles and tablets in case and then seeds. Everything from April to November would be awesome as hell and then there's the November to March grind at the end but I still want to do it so bad.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

KamenRiderBlade posted...

This is why traditional trunks in a sedan should be banned from future implementation in all automobiles.

Way too easy to kidnap somebody and shove them in / lock them in while making it nearly impossible to escape.

A HatchBack/LiftBack trunk would usually have a fabric top or hard cardboard top that is easy to puncture / escape along with fold down seats that give access to the back row.

SUV's would usually have a similar cover.

MiniVans wouldn't even have a cover.

Trunks should be designed to be easy to escape from.

Tbf all modern cars do have an inner latch to get out. But why would a kid know that?


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

wbloechel posted...

Yeah I dont think you swim in the ocean at night. I'll walk in hammered drunk all the time but don't go above my knees. I like to recreate the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas scene and drape myself in a flag and pound a pint of whiskey high as fuck. Hmm I know what I'm doing this weekend now.

EDIT: Reminds me I never watched that zombeaver movie lol. Or Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil. I should give that a shot.

Tucker and Dale vs evil is awesome.

I loved zombeavers too but its not what I'd call good. Lol. I do think about it every time I swim at night though cause there are tons of beavers around and you never know when it's pitch dark.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

https://youtu.be/ThBljlmYlpM

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Yeah I feel this. I just have the benefit of it being totally safe and only my head making it scary. I fucking love getting smashed and jumping off the trestle when its just total solitude.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I would feel way different about oceans. Lol. Even if its unlikely there's stuff in oceans that can legitimately kill you horribly. Dark water can be scary even when there's zero chance of anything deadly being there.

Except zombeavers. You can never count out zombeavers.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

wbloechel posted...

jfc man, night swimming?!?!

I don't think I could do that. I love being out in nature but I ant getting eaten by some lake monster. That takes some fuckin' balls man. BALLS.

Lol. Even though I know there's nothing in the lake that could hurt me it did kinda fuck with me tonight. Drunk night swimming i don't even think about it but tonight I was sorta sketchy about everything.

There's sturgeon but even a sturgeon is just big.... its not gonna hurt you. Beavers might if you accidentally got to close. Still.... stoned and otherwise mostly sober its a little scary. Especially when its a perfect setting for some water based horror movie.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

Lmao a raccoon nugget charged me and bit me. I threw them some leftover bacon and he got too excited and thought I was bacon

Goddammit i want raccoon friends.

I want to go spend a year living in the bush in a hobbit hole and be Claude Dallas but with Walter and raccoon buds.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Also reminder Claude Dallas is still alive and still in the bush somewhere. I dont endorse killing people but all he wanted was to be left alone and look what happened.

You can't live free even if you go to the middle of nowhere.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I got goose bumps and my cat was scared so I'm pretty sure you nailed it. Those skinwalkers are real dicks.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Night swimming is actually sort of scary sometimes. Twice i swore i heard and felt someone running up the trestle and then once Walter even freaked out and went all sissy but there was never anything there.



Its pitch black and you can't see anything. With my earbuds in suddenly feeling like someone was running up the bridge was weird.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

Well where the hell is Rasta

Imma get him a Habs bandana and a rasta hat one day.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

MabusIncarnate posted...

A lot of the alcoholic seltzers kind of suck, they make some out of agave and are like pineapple flavored that aren't bad.

I got into Skate 2 early, Skate 3 just came out, and after a hundred plus hours in Skate 2, I jumped right into 3 and I think I was burned out at that point and didn't get all that deep into it. I bet if I went back to it now, it would be a time sink.

I was super into 3 just cause before I got a xbone last summer I essentially had that and the me trilogy and not a lot else to play.

I've palyed way too much 3. Its awesome tog get back to 2.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

YugiNoob posted...

That's totally rasta. Look at the look on his face and position of his right paw. He looks like he's spacing out while holding a joint lol. In fact, someone photoshop that for me :3

Omg you're right. I wish i was good with photo shop.

He needs a bottle in his left hand and a joint in the right. Or a champagne flute and a fancy cigarette. It's kinda a toss up.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Those are awesome pics, look like Walter gonna sell me a dime bag

Also can't go wrong with Bioshock, one of my all time favorite trilogies even though 2 and Infinite tend to get criticism.

I just got skate 2.

I get why people like it more than 3. Bioshock is awesome though.

Also Holy shit. I wanna deep fake Walter into this scene now that you s ay that.

https://youtu.be/OpALeMZ0X_8


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Rasta, skater, or French guy?



I guess that's French. This is skater



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

https://youtu.be/S5Wp2ZmR2L0

I've seen these guys live more than any other band by several times over. Lol. I got a lot of free tickets back when bit I've paid for my share too.

Also fun fact corb was the bass player and songwriter / sometimes vocalist of the smalls who were local legends of early 90s punk.

My dear angle is one if the most criminally unknown punk albums from those days.

https://youtu.be/1f1D8rFp0Gs


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

wbloechel posted...

lol damn fuckin' straight. Uggh I need to start going through my game backlog...Deus Ex HR, Dishonored 1/2, Bioshock Remastered, Wolfenstein II, Doom Eternal...IDK where to start!

I'm hooked on snowrunner since yesterday and there's so many games I should finish. Yakuza 0 and like a dragon. Octopath traveller.

The smokes cleared out for a change so I should probly get out with the cat while I can. Not quite dark enough for him yet though.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

The earth may be dry. But it doesn't mean we have to be.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Love the Descendants, my oldest tee shirt is a gray Milo goes to College shirt from high school, has like 50 small holes in it, its preserved in a drawer now I dont wear it anymore.

I have a shirt like that but its an old ugp bmx t from hs. Sleeves fell off and its basically cheese cloth but I can't get rid of it eirher. I wish i had a descendents t.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

This topic is still alive?

Joe is the ce boxxy.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I think the descendents are honestly the single best pop punk band ever.

https://youtu.be/s2p0ajIHovk

Also that song "what will it be like when I get old"... I got that album when it launched and all this time later I am super stoned, craving alcohol and tobacco, wired on green tea, making hamburgers and my cat was stuck in my arm for a bit.... so not what i expected.

But pretty okay.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

KFHEWUI posted...

Chip was a rascal.



Chip was a couple of weeks old when we got him, and probably about little over ten years before pops passed away.

What?

I've seen some things in my day but not that. How? Why? Cats are amazing.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

It was a very long day at the office for 1970s Walter.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

YugiNoob posted...

Did you hear about that kid who was arrested because he wouldnt take a nap?

He was charged with resisting a rest

Is it terrible that I think that that joke could happen IRL <_<

Nice. I've never heard that one.

Why did the pony want a glass of water?

He was a little horse

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.