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Why shouldn't you buy flowers from a monk?

Only you can prevent florist friars.

In case it's not obvious I stole that.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I'm smoking weed till I have a nice *dreamless sleep. I got hammered whatever day I posted those pics then the night or two since my dreams were fucked. I had this incredibly vivid dream I almost want tobvomit even remembering.

It had no context except I was on my balcony and Walter was there and alive but also a different Walter was dead and on a rotisserie and I pulled on the leg of rotisserie Walter and his skin and fur came off and I was eating it and it was just like fried chicken skin. Live Walter was fine and just normal and didn't care but the leg of dead Walter was so realistic and muscley and everything when the skin came off. And it was on my balcony which was exactly my balcony with the same plants and everything.

I've had some bad dreams but it wasn't even a nightmare. It all seemed so normal till I woke up and remembered it. It wasn't even like Walter got hurt or died it was just understood that Walter died, left a dead Walter, was still not dead, and I would turn dead Walter on a spit and eat him.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I'm gonna mix King tuts pool boy with demon lettuce and pure true couch.

I like how the names got even got more absurd after legalization.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah i've never watched any anime before. No real interest in it.

I dont watch anime but I live dbz and db super.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I'm not gonna explain the whole series but I will say of vegeta was a cat he'd be Walter and vice versa.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I first watched dragon ball z before I ever had the internet at home or anyone ever talked about it but I can see that.

Especiallt since I never saw the original dragonball. Or even knew it existed till years later.

Caee in point I just call dbz db and still forget Dragonball was a series in its own right that came first.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

YugiNoob posted...

Vegeta IS a man tho :3

Classic.

Bulma >>> chichi for sure.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Oh man, no I pay about $35 for a 15lb bag after tax, wonder why it's so pricey in Canada. They get a lot of fresh chicken and fish also, usually at night, they will chow down, wrestle for a solid half hour and take a long nap.

Man I didnt wanna say anything but I couldn't fucking believe that. Lol. I try to do the best for buds but even if I was loaded he might get a primarily all chicken and beef and rabbit diet but he definitely wouldn't get 135 dollar cat food.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

When did they start getting blue hair n shit

Dragon ball super. I dont think it was 5oo far in. Maybe ep... ... ... I'll say 20.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

Btw, Dragonball Z Abridged is absolutely the best way to watch that show as an adult with little time. It's pretty much the whole story (until they stop anyway) and it's goofy af

Agreed. I hadn't watched dragon ball since back when ytv always had it and pokemon on non stop when I would skip school constantly.

I binge watched abridged and super some years ago and I loved it.

Also for the love of God let vegeta be the man. Make just one arc just for that. If you analyze it a lot you can make a case for how vegeta has had huge moments or surpassed goku like how he (didn't need the ritual to go blue for instance and some good fights when goku has underperformed)

But overall it's just a never ending cycle of vegeta achieving as much or more, sometimes sooner, and never being the guy. I want vegeta to be the guy.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

YugiNoob posted...

Speaking of Goku, I have a random question Why does he always start fights in his base form? Like he can see that an opponent is strong af but he wont even go Super Saiyan most of the time until after a few hits. Like in the Broly movie *SPOILERS*

He saw that Broly was pretty evenly matched with SSJG Vegeta but he goes in regular and gets smacked around lol. Vegeta had an excuse since they didnt see Broly fight before, and he kept getting stronger.

Goku is dumb.

The whole I wanna test myself and be fair and whatever else just to the point of extreme stupidity.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I find figting with my cat takes my mind off withdrawal.

Also I have 3 different kinds of weed atm so that helps.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Holy shit man. I've never heard of it but the only place I found it for sale in canada was from Amazon and its 135 bucks for a 5lb bag?

I pay a shy of 40 for a 2.5lb bag of the stuff I usually get him and it's one of the most expensive brands I've ever seen in stores.

He also won't eat anything else on that price level, im surprised he's eating this but I went to two places and couldn't find his usual.

I'm glad though. I got some Whiskas cause I know he loves that shit, but I didnt really wanna feed him Whiskas.

Took me so long to get him off garbage food when I got him.

You ever get those back country wet food packs? Its all wild caught. Walter doesn't like fish much but he loves rabbit.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

God I got Walter some blue wilderness good instead of the usual since they were out of performatrin ultra and he is farting up a storm.

You hear the tiniest toot and it just reeks. Lol.

Every so often he looks at his butt like "wtf is this smell im making?

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

_Rinku_ posted...

Have you posted any pictures of him wearing clothes? I'd love to see them.

It's a "medium" shirt that says

SAN
FRAN
CISCO

like that. It was on clearance and another shirt she has is a medium, so I figured it would fit... this one was much larger. Did I post the picture of Archie wearing it? It's massive and baggy on Mereoleona, but kinda tight on him. So, I actually have the end of it twisted and tied up with a ponytail holder. All her other shirts are being washed.

She was compensated for her suffering lol

I do have some but I can't find them. I'll get some new ones soon. Lol.

Thanks for asking. =)

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Also smackems got me into snow runner with his talk about mud runner.

I had no idea a game could be so soothing and fucking rage inducing in turns. I almost twisted my controller apart at one point.

Snow runner seems a bit faster paced than mud runner. Also its pretty sweet once you have a huge lift kit and some big mud terrains.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Just submitted my applications for my Bachelor degree. One class left this semester and i'll have that outta my life. Intro to Python with a professor I know so shouldn't be too bad I guess.

@CanuckCowboy My friend took his daughter up to Albuquerque the other day and went on some kinda Breaking Bad tour thing. They let you buy a bag of meth. He sent me a pic and I guess it's just candy but I imagine if you have that on you on the drive home the cops might be a little interested in that.

Time for some sippy poos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaFjxLMsOuo

I'm surprised they still make that kinda. But I want some. It'd suck getting shot over blue rock candy though. Lol

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Ruvan22 posted...

His face is silently calling you all kind of weak *** ***** :p

He definitely thought so.

"Look the storm stopped lets goooooo!"

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

_Rinku_ posted...

I found this little witch hat. Mereoleona was rewarded with treats for being so patient.

Hahaha.

Walter tolerates a lot but that would be a tough pic to get.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

J03can posted...

HIS FACE!

He was so happy when we got in. I'm positive in his mind the storm suddenly ended the second we were inside and he was mad I wouldn't take him back out.

Big old goof. Hahaah.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I dont remember posting any of these pics. Lol. I vaguely remember walking around at like 1 in the morning then taking Walter home and going and sitting on an old dead driftwood tree and the waves were so big it was almost washing out to shore even though its been therefor years and I've never seen it move.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Theres a huge giant storm so obviously me and Walter went for a walk. Then it got really bad and Walter got scared so we came home. Literally the second we got inside he refused to move and wanted to go back out.



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Walter is like yeah ok I got scared and we had to come home but now its inside and not scary so let's go the fuck back out.


Fucking crazy storm tonight.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Actually even cash would say Ian was a better songwriter. God damn what happened to country music

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Ian fucking Tyson.

Canada's johnny cash.

https://youtu.be/6DqxWiX0fnE

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Holy shit. Hail is raining down.

I'm gonna go for a swim just cause the lake is like 30 Celsius but ice is falling from the sky.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

a-c-a-b posted...

Cannabis Corpse - Every Bud Smoken

https://youtu.be/xh4FeMwrExw

Cannibal corpse is amazing. 6 feet under were too thought.

Also dude please watch deathgasm. Lol. There's some references in it that are pretty deep into death metal.

Somewhere near the end they reference Chris Barnes mic cupping and it's like well shit who cares he is awesome as hell. But also yeah thats true and shows how much the producers actually knew metal.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

https://youtu.be/SbbVOxfU_Wk

Viking crown all day.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Awww man. Early corrosion of conformity.

I'm gonna be down a fucking rabbit hole of hs favorites for like the next 6 months at this point.

Also eyehategod. Holy shit. So many bands I loved that I've neglected.

https://youtu.be/R2I2mK_3_ns

I think the next album was way better but shit this was incredible for 91.

This is fucking lame but I've seen Mark lanegan live twice and my current music hunt is the only ficki g reason I found it he is screaming trees essentially. And was with stone temple pikots for a while.

I can now say I've seen screaming trees in concert more or less. What a great day aside from Derrick Lewis getting his ass beat.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

MI4 REAL posted...

Literally my first game on computer was paratroopers.

I have a very vague memory of that game. Fuckin awesome


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Name a dude who was a major factor in more amazing metal bands than Phil.

Pantera, down, necrophagia, superjoint ritual, vikings crown, arson anthem and I'm literally missing at least one more.

Fuck even that band with Phil and his wife. They werenr metal but they were decent in a screaming trees kinda way or something along those lines.

I had 24 beers but now I only have 3.

What the fuck happened.

I'm so drunk I'm arguing with no one.

But more importantly I am winning the argument.

There was a time I used the title of this song for my password for everything. For like 10 years. God I fucking love this song.

https://youtu.be/FBLbrJxGtro

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

If anyone wants to sat Pantera were basic or overrated or that Phil was an asshole i won't argue

But if you even try to say that Pantera didn't have an unbelievable amount tof talent i will absolutely fight you.

Phil is a dick and a junkie and quite likely a racist as well... but he fronted or played in a half dozen amazing bands.

And dime was one of the top 25 best guitarists ever and Vinnie was a very fucking good drummer and even rex was a standout bass player.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Use once and destroy was a fucking great album.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Its oddly hard to find decent uploads of use once and destroy songs with video.

https://youtu.be/TRaMPrdKCAI

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

MabusIncarnate posted...

First game I ever remember playing on Commodore 64

https://youtu.be/lQGTMu1aV3A?t=160

Real weird watching that again

That's how I felt finding that poltergeist game.

God its a shame that kids can't appreciate how fucking great being a kid is.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Yet I can't be arsed to finish the CAH I promised Jim and Johny a year ago. About 80% is already done.
I'm still paying amazon $3.50 a month for a server i'm neglecting.

Lol.

I mean if I even tried to begin id be fucked before I ever started. If it ever does get finished well all worship you but I can't even imagine how much of a pain in the ass that might be.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I have never seen this before, that's wild. lol @ spawning into instant death like 3 mins in.

The whole thing is such a crazy mess but it was fun to me at the time.

The last level was like "one of these identical rectangles is your girlfriend and one is evil" and I swear to fuck id there was a way to do it right i didn't figure it out in like 5000 tries.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Questionmarktarius posted...

I used to make shitty games on TRS80 and Apple 2
fun times

I was in a gifted class in elementary where we got to make games on apple 2.

It was fucking awesome. I dont wanna brag but my game where you are in a windmill and someone knocked on your door may have been the greatest rpg ever.

I dont think it got past the choice to answer or not answer the door but it was still.great.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Four black belts tore the shit out of FF1.
It was possible for a Master to obliterate the endboss in one attack, at about level 25

Thats the ultimate party.

I dont remember what there's was or even what mine was but I'm sure mine was better.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Holy fucking fuck. I had forgot all about this till just now What a blast from the past.

This game was horrible but it was the only game I had access to at home for so so long.lol

https://youtu.be/ELwlE_51Tig

Fuck I am smiling so hard. Shit this is one of my earliest memories practically.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

MabusIncarnate posted...

My first new console was a NES, but we had an Atari and Colecovision compound console, but the Colecovision side didn't work. I think my dad got it from Goodwill or Salvation Army, we had Asteroids, Pong, Some game with zombies or something that started with X or Z, and a Star Wars X-wing flying game of some sort. I had a Genesis and SNES thereafter, and at least one console per gen ever since. Had a Panasonic 3DO, probably the oddball console. My buddy had an Atari Jaguar and I never really wanted one after playing with his a bit.

This reminds me in all fairness I did have a... fuck a Tandy? I can't remember what it was called.

Essentially it was a keyboard you old put cartridges in and type on and I remember there was a poltergeist game where the last level was legitimately just a game of chance where you lost 99% of the time. I dont know if I ever beat it.

It was like "either this rectangle or this rectangle is the one you save" and if there was a difference between fucki g up and getting a game over I never figured it out let alone actually best the game.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Questionmarktarius posted...

FF1 only had one save

Exactly.

And they did it wrong.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Ruvan22 posted...

Does it hurt? Obie in particular likes to pull my hand towards his mouth.. I'll let him get a fingertip or two inside but tonight he wanted to actually bite down on the whole palm

Walter never hurts with teeth.

Claws he has no control and it often results in blood but he is a very good boy and only claws when he really gets carried away.

I let him bite the web between thumb and forefinger or other arm parts cause he'll grab and shake like he's trying to snap a little rodents neck but he never draws blood or hurts.

Even with claws he usually tries to be gentle but it doesn't always work either cause he's too carried away or because I think I'm faster than him and I'm not so I hurt myself on his claws.

Also that sounds bad but my niece and my friends kid can harass him all day and he has never ever hurt anyone aside from me.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Questionmarktarius posted...

My entire existence has been defined by video games, and that's nothing I'd ever want to change.

My dad wouldn't let me own a console till my grandparents got me a psx against his will. Lol.

When I lived with my step bros they had a Nintendo which I got to play but from that to Playstation 1 I only ever got to play console games if I was spending time at.ky grandparents or guilting my mom into renting me one every second weekend when she had me.

I remember after my step mom and older step bros moved out I got to use their nes for a bit so I erased their shitty ff1 save and started my own.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.