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| Topic | Kotaku SHOOTS HARD on Lost Ark's female character designs |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 1:30:56 PM #85 | When will Tumblr be stopped? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | do you think Phil Fish has any regrets for his behavior |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 10:58:23 AM #6 | Strikes me as a "heheh, you're all super owned because now you can't have any more of the great me!!" kinda guy so probably not. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Capcom is about to announce something... |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 10:17:22 AM #108 | Really though I know they're good at disappointments lately but I'm not sure how good they are at undercutting expectations. If they're going to hype it with a countdown I'm going to expect something especially soul destroying or anti-hype. Maybe they'll formally announce that MM's going back in the box for the best part of this decade too. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | It sucks GameFAQs won't let me become a moderator |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 8:40:00 PM #16 | Even if you can't follow this path, you can still follow in Jimmy Gardner's footsteps and become the local wise guy. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What are some of your favorite podcasts? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 1:33:53 PM #5 | I don't listen to the thing in full much but I like to check in on Jim Cornette pretty often. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Nothing matters in the end. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 12:12:01 PM #28 | If you had an NFT girlfriend you could get her to pad your legacy by lying. She could credit all sorts of inventions and ideas to you. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Nothing matters in the end. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 12:02:41 PM #21 | Pepys Monster posted... What do you think is more pathetic, NFT girlfriends or sex dolls?These sound like things someone somewhere is trying to combine. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Nothing matters in the end. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 11:59:43 AM #16 | Pepys Monster posted... I just want a sad girl to simp for. Not a fake NFT girlfriend.No girl is more distraught then the perpetually non-fungible girl. She's got a lot on her plate. Probably going to outlive you, might get right clicked, is considered substantially less valuable than pictures of monkeys, is literally described as a token and probably sees herself as easy to replace because of it, is part of a universally reviled 'species' and if you take all your own perceived flaws and ball them up you imagine how concerned it'd make her that her well being is in your hands. Pressure! --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Nothing matters in the end. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 11:51:17 AM #6 | Pepys Monster posted... There's nothing more attractive than a depressed girl.If you find the spiritually troubled, chemically misconfigured or chronically un-funktacular alluring I must once again point you toward the NFT girlfriend. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Nothing matters in the end. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 11:43:25 AM #4 | What's so pretty about depressing things? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Women in the know don't date men who take Adderall. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 11:10:01 AM #6 | Pepys Monster posted... I assume they go to their local pharmacy, or possibly get their prescription mailed.And when these hoarders have enough of the stuff? Is there a step 2 to this? Is it never enough? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Women in the know don't date men who take Adderall. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 11:04:24 AM #2 | Where do those men take the adderall though? Do they have to haul entire boxes of it around or do they just take it from a delivery guy at whatever storehouse they've picked out? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Capcom is about to announce something... |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 10:50:36 AM #44 | Maybe it's pay-per usage hashtags. Or RE8 sneakers. Or a small Fortnite crossover. The end of an Asura's Wrath sequel? This time you get that part up front and have to wait to buy the first 80% of the game? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Dead people don't even know they're dead. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 10:42:53 AM #6 | This is your dearly betrothed NFT girlfriend we're talking here, not just some uppity jpeg. And she's not asking for obedience she's asking you to make a sacrifice for her. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Dead people don't even know they're dead. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 10:40:00 AM #4 | If she asked you to become non-fungible and possibly also a token, would you oblige? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Dead people don't even know they're dead. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 10:37:11 AM #2 | Do NFTs know that they are non-fungible? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | The last character you controlled in a video game is now your valentine. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 10:31:31 AM #5 | Sheva Alomar (Fairy Tale outfit) Probably standing in the back trying to work out why and how the rocket launcher has infinite ammo. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Pokemon Trainer Cynthia |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 10:24:49 AM #24 | What are the pre-requisites to being called a mom here anyway? She strikes me as a friendly school teacher at best. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | "Maybe I did something to deserve this bad situation" |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 10:15:19 AM #10 | Doesn't Karma actually just mean circumstances or something? "The situation/current starting point you have created for yourself" or whatever? And people blow it out of proportion and act like it's a magic IRL rep system? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Capcom is about to announce something... |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 10:11:24 AM #37 | Something extremely disappointing. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What comes to mind when you hear the term "small dick energy"? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 10:11:01 AM #15 | That personality all the crypto people have. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | God, I miss Tony Hawk Pro Skater so much >_> |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 9:37:58 AM #27 | viewmaster_pi posted... not everything has to be some highlander shit where there can only be oneAnd I still play THUG2. I don't even have THUG pro. There is only one. Don't get hyped for any new game. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | if you disagree you're a horrible person |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 9:33:56 AM #30 | The sin in the original post is so egregious I don't even want to give you the opportunity to correct it. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | God, I miss Tony Hawk Pro Skater so much >_> |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 9:31:20 AM #23 | Tony Hawk destroys Skate. It's about as black and white as video game vs generic realistic sim junk gets. My favorite was THUG2, I could run laps of that Berlin level just doing combos for hours. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Pokemon Trainer Cynthia |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 9:23:21 AM #4 | Are they still forcing her into everything like the Poke-Rosalina she is? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What's the benefit if everyone invests in cryptocurrency? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/14/22 9:21:27 AM #22 | No benefit if everyone does except to the worst and greediest personalities out there who get a larger group of people to mess with. Only benefit right now is you can immediately identify anyone who endorses it as a bad egg to be avoided. Hell if they start talking about NFTs or blockchain technology in a broader sense you can reliably identify them as the scum of the earth. I don't have high hopes for people who watch sportsball though so the ads will probably win this one decisively. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | You're walking down the sidewalk with your gf and you see this |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 8:03:38 PM #2 | "Careful honey there's a link to a website down there, don't trip over it" --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Do you care about the NFL? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 7:35:52 PM #6 | More like NFT! -Crowd gasps at the viciousness of the insult- --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Very early footage of OG Resident Evil 4 |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 7:25:41 PM #6 | You'll probably get your wish when the remake is given the now-for-journalists fun removal process. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Jordan Peterson having a meltie |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 7:23:47 PM #9 | What happened to this guy anyway? I saw a few videos a few years ago and he was just talking about Leo Tolstoy, Bret Hart and depressed lobsters and relating them to depression or motivation or something. In a classroom. In a timid voice. Seemed innocuous. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Dammit, another Pokemon Trainer topic came out |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 5:54:26 PM #44 | Azurilland as a name immediately makes me think of Marriland. When Gen 4 was new Marriland was a guy with a fan site and on Youtube we all thought he was the coolest guy in the world because he either won almost every battle he had or was selective about what he'd upload. He did playthroughs too. Probably still out there somewhere. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Dammit, another Pokemon Trainer topic came out |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 5:13:19 PM #26 | "It's her! The Pokemon Trainer from the topic! I feel like I should bow, but I'm too embarrassed!" --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Fuck minimalism. It's all about Maximalism. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 5:05:19 PM #7 | Sounds like a fire hazard more than anything else. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | The internet is too accessible for its own good. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 5:02:44 PM #16 | Was there a middle stage between the time people decided 'meme' meant image with text at the top and bottom and the point where it just dissolved into a meaningless nothing word which was kind of ironically much closer to the original recurring idea definition? The first one was about 2009 or 2010, I think it was around 2015 it hit the point of no return. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | People making video game memes on this weird hotel layout >_> |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 4:59:59 PM #28 | If you don't know a character my favorite heinous antic to find out is to punch all the information I have into Akinator and let him guess a few times. I'm pretty sure you could reach Morrigan pretty easily with just a description. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Are you gonna get Rune Factory 5? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 4:45:53 PM #6 | If I enjoyed that Harvest Moon gamecube and never found anything to follow it up, is this the one? Or any of the games from this series? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | The internet is too accessible for its own good. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 4:27:29 PM #11 | One of my least favorite things in the past few years was when they dug up Hotel Mario and tried to bury the old stuff under loads of really unfunny edits where they were walking in different places. That was it, that was all they could come up with apparently. Disappoints me to see them attempt to taint things that used to be great. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | The internet is too accessible for its own good. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 4:20:08 PM #6 | Early Youtube will always be my favorite. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | You could spend a lifetime trying to find a wife, and finally succeed. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 2:43:07 PM #15 | Lost_All_Senses posted... You know NFT girlfriends are a real thing? Lol.Yep, haven't heard about any marriages though. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | You could spend a lifetime trying to find a wife, and finally succeed. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 2:02:34 PM #6 | You should marry an NFT. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | People who watch the news |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 12:33:28 PM #5 | I like to keep up with Covid. You get some positive updates, some morbid reminders and you rarely feel like you're wasting your time the same way you do with mindless scrolling or clicking recommendations. The other day I realised that talking about video games usually makes me irritated or disappointed and that somehow Covid of all things is what I look to to chill out. Strange world. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Your 8 year old kid did not say that. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 11:35:30 AM #3 | That is definitely a vaguely smart sounding thing someone might pick up from a youtuber though. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | The success of Smash Bros will ensure we get a new F-Zero and Star Fox game |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 8:39:26 AM #14 | I don't care about Yakuza but I always imagine a Yakuza style game in the GX world. All those stupid racers are sidequests waiting to happen. Hell, chapter 3 in GX is already halfway there with him being carted off to a betting place and dressed up. They can't top GX so if they took the gameplay and built around it it could be fun. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Your reaction: Your girlfriend gets you a gun for Valentines Day |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/13/22 7:53:09 AM #2 | What girlfriend? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Drawing an anime profile avatar. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/12/22 5:41:08 PM #6 | Every single time I attempt simple un-screwup-able nose shape I screw it up. So much much better than I could do. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What is your favorite video game of all time? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/12/22 5:38:27 PM #25 | Torn between Mario's Fundamentals and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Based on this chart when did you start hating video games? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/12/22 4:12:24 PM #8 | 14 was the start of it. 8th gen it became a steep downhill and probably hit the bottom somewhere toward the end of it. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
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