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| Topic | Crypto might be pooched. |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/30/22 11:40:22 PM #8 | Probably too little too late but it's still happy news. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Which Pokemon main player character would win in a tournament? |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/30/22 11:31:58 PM #10 | Can Wes from Colosseum just masterball glitch everyone's pokemon? Edit: Beaten by 9 seconds. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | This is peak nostalgia |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/30/22 10:54:49 PM #3 | Less nostalgia, more rummaging around in a desert and actually somehow finding treasure. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Gamer Police, open the door! |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/30/22 10:43:32 PM #8 | Dark Souls 1 Every time I want to do a magic, miracle or dex run that's when it gives me the Black Knight Greatsword I swear. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | I have no hobbies. |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/30/22 10:35:58 PM #13 | How do you pass the time? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | It's been 3 years since Kingdom Hearts 3 came out |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/30/22 10:28:42 PM #10 | I have the DMC5 edition of this feeling. Long wait then it just comes and goes. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Are Pokemon fans the most blind fanbase of any game? |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/30/22 9:17:11 PM #14 | Boring answer but I'm pretty sure it has to go to some generic fps fanbase for buying the same thing repeatedly. People argue and gripe about Pokemon all the time. Infighting between gens for years, pointing out missing features and arguing about what should be a standard inclusion. Going this hard on the graphics in a series where it's generally an after thought absolutely screams "I'm not Sony, I just happen to have a dupe of Microsoft's sword lodged in my chest, I'm just a real genuine Pokemon fan who can't believe the graphics - the most important part of any game - were not the focus. Hashtag unfollowed, Gamefreak." though and that's decently funny. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | "As a 46 year old with declining reflexes..." |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/30/22 8:32:54 PM #4 | I thought about this just the other day. It felt like I was finally getting a joke. Viewtiful Joe 3 will come out as soon as I no longer have the young man reflexes and can barely play anything above normal difficulty. I wouldn't worry that much about Battletoads though, outside of level 11 being pure timing, memorisation will get you through pretty much everything else --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | WWE's backstage morale plummets after poorly-received Royal Rumble PPV |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/30/22 7:21:07 PM #8 | I liked the end of the rumble --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | The Initial D OST |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/30/22 6:15:07 PM #4 | I haven't even watched 5th stage yet. I needed to give it time to cool off after the final boss of 4th stage two or three years ago because I didn't like its chances of topping that. Nobody sounds optimistic about 5th. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | any other 90s kid feel this insane whipplash as an adult |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/30/22 1:50:08 AM #34 | It's a little less clear cut but I do think about the sense of things changing direction and starting to go downhill a lot. Less like a roller coaster and more like something isn't right and the mask is starting to slip. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | From da latest Trump rally |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/29/22 8:08:27 PM #15 | SauI_Goodman posted... Make trump become bidenbecomes* --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What's your favorite YouTube channel? |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/29/22 6:47:11 PM #26 | I don't have one right now. It sucks. I've got a few I occasionally check in on, one that I'm sort of losing interest in as their uploads become more samey and two that have deeply disappointed me and I've had to walk away from. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | fake bored ape project coned ppl out of 17 grand |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/29/22 6:43:16 PM #11 | We should be happy about this before they find a way to reach out into the real world and affect innocents too. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Mega Man X Dive is on steam now, full of jiggling reploid titties >_> |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/29/22 3:46:43 PM #65 | I saw some videos of this a while ago, a few Sigma boss fights and characters that'd never been playable before. It's a damn shame this kind of fanservice has gone to waste on mobile shit. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | I apparently died |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/29/22 2:38:11 PM #10 | Still slaughtering your self, Paul? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Favorite episode(s) of South Park? |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/29/22 2:32:26 PM #11 | Russell Crowe beating up random people. There's an episode around it about a Terrence and Philip movie trailer and the characters running house to house but who cares? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | tournament prize pot gets stolen |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/28/22 10:32:54 PM #3 | Hard not to imagine a guy running away with a cauldron full of notes. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Can't decide on what in my backlog to play. Help? |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/28/22 10:31:35 PM #7 | I don't know what Tales of Arise is so with that one it at least sounds like there's some hope. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Proof that I'm 100% worthless. |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/28/22 9:48:27 PM #6 | I'm not sure who grand conjuration is either but if he's got the same gimmick as you maybe your girlfriend replaced you with him and that's how she pulled it off so fast. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Gets bitten by a radioactive spider |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/28/22 9:14:42 PM #3 | He goes to wrestle under the name The Human Radiation but they mess his name up. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | rate what I named my Pokemons please. I need it |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/28/22 9:11:56 PM #3 | I reserve that kind of name for legendaries. Regular Pokemon don't need their style cramped further. Groudon being named Gordon is perfection and an exception to the style cramping thing though. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | what new vegas ending should i pick? (spoilers) |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/28/22 8:53:59 PM #4 | Independent is kinda lame but if you're just getting back into the game and haven't really come up with anything to roleplay as you might as well get the "I beat everything, everyone else's planning amounted to nothing because I am here." ending out of your system. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | I dont hear much about COVID anymore |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/28/22 8:48:54 PM #22 | I'm not sure how you're pulling that off, I still see it everywhere. One of the counter things passed 900K the other day. Every other day there's a frustrating story about an anti-vaxxer dying an avoidable death too. Stealth omicron, something about Cuba (I think) having better vaccines than the rest of us, places ceasing to report it, open this close that, people thinking mild means harmless, delta omicron hybrid that may have been a false alarm due to a lab mess up, people arguing about boosters. It is a covid kinda world seemingly. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Is SSBU worth it if I'll be mainly playing single player? |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/28/22 8:23:07 PM #5 | Someone let me borrow their console and a few games a few months ago, no online. This was one of the games I tried. I'd lean toward no if you've played a smash game before and aren't still enamoured by the concept of seeing a bunch of franchises run into each other like that. The adventure mode is kinda fun when you have a lot of spirits to work with and it makes some of the later ones more puzzle like than combat focused. Classic is eh, the roster is big but the game heaps them all on you as unlocks very quickly so you get desensitised to any sense of reward very fast. If you can get it crazy cheap though then sure there's definitely some fun novelties in there. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Yakuza 0 once again on sale on Steam for five dollars. |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/28/22 5:35:48 PM #3 | I spent a while trying pretty hard to convince myself this looked fun and that I was up for it but every time it came to the prospect of buying and playing it, I backed off. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What are you known for on this websight? |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/28/22 5:21:50 PM #24 | Possibly even less than the guy above me. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Aaaaand..Kyle Rittenhouse is dropping an NFT. |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/28/22 4:47:29 PM #38 | It sucks that being scum is the meta now. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Post ITT and we'll see if I remember who you are. |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 9:06:02 PM #29 | Still watering your lawn, Paul? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | "I'm not a 2000 year old vampire, but..." |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 8:56:06 PM #4 | "Okay whatever, 2000 candles it is. I just don't see the point in having 100 give or take a few separate birthday parties. You know you can reuse these things right?" --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Write your name on the CE wall of fame. |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 6:59:17 PM #7 | Oh no the timeline split --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | A hot lady says you would make a delicious pet. |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 6:41:27 PM #6 | Why is she hot, is she on fire? Is she suffering from a migraine or some other ailment and refuses to social distance? Why does she think I would or even could make a pet for her, I don't magically invent live animals or even construct small scale statues or models of animals. Why does she think pets are delicious does she think I'm from the local bakery and make gingerbread sheep or something? Does she think pets are delicious because she literally goes around eating peoples' pets and for some reason elected to come up to me and volunteer this information? Am I supposed to contact the person listed on every missing animal poster and indict her? She is experienced? You mean someone already experienced her and she followed that up by searching for someone different entirely? Does that mean she was terrible and was promptly rejected? Why do I need to be told that she loves controlling men? I am this confused, bewildered and flat out not given any help and somehow this has made her assume I had a domineering and controlling personality? Did she just walk up to a random person with a rehearsed speech irrespective of whether or not they fulfil the pre-requisites to meaningfully accept her proposition? I enthusiastically re-enact the Hotel Mario "NO" and walk away. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Ubisoft VP doesn't understand why gamers don't understand NFTs |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 6:27:09 PM #10 | Did he try saying it was the future? Maybe he didn't sneer and gloat enough, gotta have the personality down. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | The Lonely Users Club |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 6:15:45 PM #16 | Does having a car and being on a racing team count as having someone in your life? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | The Lonely Users Club |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 6:05:40 PM #10 | I thought that guy did have a date but he drove too slowly and she disappeared forever or something. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | You are now imagining a large spider sitting on your tongue |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 6:02:59 PM #12 | That's kinda cool how the feeling affected the dream you had. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Do you write down random ideas for things you have? |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 5:54:05 PM #2 | I know it's not the way to go about it but I just try to remember it all. If I'm able to that's a great if not well that sucks but it is what it is. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | You are now imagining a large spider sitting on your tongue |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 5:51:37 PM #7 | I have lore questions. How does a spider sit? Is it really that large if it can sit on a tongue? Why is it happy about this? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | CE, I'm so DAMN tired!!! I've only gotten 2 hours of sleep!!! |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 4:57:10 PM #3 | Spend all night watering your lawn, Paul? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Did Stadia get ANY real traction at all? |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 4:16:15 PM #9 | I just remember them saying something bizarre about a 'non gendered controller' or something that nobody understood. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Doing sick as FUCK combos as Vergil to Bury the Light is best feeling ever |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 4:14:27 PM #11 | Good ranking. I wish the game had a boss rush mode with more gimmicks or a randomised bloody palace, possibly with co-op. Making up combos for the regular mook enemies doesn't really do much for me and I've pretty much run out of reasons to go back. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | POLL: Your favorite Dragonball Z villain |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 3:11:08 PM #30 | I am not only the lone Cooler vote but I don't even mean the Shredder looking one. I mean Meta Cooler, the only downside is if I say he's cool as fuck everyone thinks that's a deliberate pun. Cell is 2nd place for me, but Cooler has what Cell doesn't. Big Green/Malaysian dubs. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Day 8 of being stuck in a hotel room due to Covid, I'm losing my mind |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 1:27:00 PM #5 | There's an old saying for times like this. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Why do gamer conventions stink? |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 1:10:18 PM #5 | Lack of self respect. They get the self respect substitute from the games. What were you expecting bringing all the unloved shambling meat-husks to one place like that? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | How does CE feel about Jordan Peterson? |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 12:48:07 PM #16 | I blinked and he went from oddly divisive college professor to blithering madman. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | rate the YouTube channels Im subscribed to |
| ViewtifulJoe 01/27/22 12:46:31 PM #4 | RLM I'll watch if it's a movie I've seen but I'm not too attached. Steve1989MREInfo I found a few years ago and watched a couple, obviously the more decrepit and seemingly inedible the food the better the video and comments section so once you've gone through a bunch of the oldest the channel goes downhill from there. Never watched the others. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
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