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Topic | Alt right icon Chris Pratt is Mario |
ElatedVenusaur 09/24/21 10:45:29 AM #35 | Its a real shame, because the cast has real potential otherwise. I kind of hope nobody but Mario and Bowser take Bowser seriously. --- She/her |
Topic | Andrew Yang's party has a platform now |
ElatedVenusaur 09/23/21 12:42:12 PM #10 | nexigrams posted... It means capitalism with the goal of improving people's lives instead of corporate greed as its underlying function. Which, of course, is total antithetical bullshit which makes no sense whatsoever. In a free and open market that rewards profits above all else, there will always be someone willing to pay less, outsource for child/slave labor, use destructive yet more profitable manufacturing methods, etc. and so on. There's no way to do capitalism without it being a race to the bottom, it's just an oxymoron.Indeed. When considering what Yang means by it, it's important to remember his plan was to scrap(or was it just a choice? That would be less monstrous, to be fair) most current social welfare programs and "replace" them with his UBI plan. --- She/her |
Topic | How do you stop your girlfriend from stealing your clothes? |
ElatedVenusaur 09/23/21 10:01:02 AM #15 | Its not a solely heterosexual problem: I had a gay coworker complain about his boyfriend appropriating his clothes for warmth. Basically, if youre the larger partner in a romantic relationship, the smaller partner steals your clothes. Its an unavoidable law of reality. --- She/her |
Topic | Whom would Rick Sanchez respect more today, Democrats or Republicans? |
ElatedVenusaur 09/22/21 6:11:36 PM #15 | Yeah, Rick 1000% doesn't vote, but he would probably be super bummed if Keith David wasn't president anymore but would act like he doesn't care. --- She/her |
Topic | Susan Collins says she would oppose Dems bill to legalize abortion nationwide |
ElatedVenusaur 09/22/21 5:15:14 PM #4 | You mean her pro-choice stance is purely a performance piece to sucker the bluer parts of her state? How shocking. --- She/her |
Topic | Someone needs to come to Michigan and catch Kyogre already. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/22/21 4:16:06 PM #3 | Groudon must be out west somewhere. So I think we need to find Rayquaza. The atmospheric dragon monster is the only one who can fix this! --- She/her |
Topic | THIS is the future the left wants. Are you prepared? |
ElatedVenusaur 09/22/21 3:46:33 PM #9 | What? But I was promised Fully-Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism. --- She/her |
Topic | Is $1700 a month worth it for a two bedroom apartment electricity included in CT |
ElatedVenusaur 09/22/21 10:55:14 AM #4 | I dont think there good housing deals anymore. --- She/her |
Topic | CE, how's your NFL team doing? |
ElatedVenusaur 09/22/21 12:03:13 AM #8 | I was deeply disappointed by our performance against the Steelers, but a 35-0 road victory over the Dolphins is pretty sick. Worried about Josh and hope Rousseau and Epenesa can play like studs against an NFL caliber offensive line. --- She/her |
Topic | Reminder: Sonic Rush had a 20/10 OST |
ElatedVenusaur 09/21/21 8:45:55 PM #2 | Ive never played those. The series has had consistently phenomenal music though. --- She/her |
Topic | Dammit, OKCupid date wasnt feelin me. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/20/21 10:53:39 PM #27 | Im in the early stages of transition: Ive only been on hormones a little less than 3 months, so I still look 100% dude Sonothings happening. Any straight chicks who might be interested in me now(lol) wont be in 3-6 months, but no lesbian is going to be into me until later on. Its also complicated by all the non-chemical aspects of transition too, of course. --- She/her |
Topic | Tried getting into Link Between Worlds but gave up because of stupid rental deal |
ElatedVenusaur 09/20/21 4:00:48 PM #45 | Link Between Worlds is a brilliant remix of Link to the Past, IMO. Theres a lot of nostalgic call-backs built in, but the game would still be great without them. --- She/her |
Topic | Bills fans set table on fire in wild tailgate scene |
ElatedVenusaur 09/20/21 3:41:54 PM #2 | Hey, its not every day you beat a division rival 35-0 on the road. --- She/her |
Topic | Mounted border patrol agent cracks whip on Haitian migrants |
ElatedVenusaur 09/19/21 9:33:02 PM #4 | Nothing has fundamentally changed on this front. Promise made, promise kept! --- She/her |
Topic | Johto deserves a remake |
ElatedVenusaur 09/18/21 10:32:53 PM #3 | The classic layout doesnt do it many favors either: its *too* compact. There are no mega routes, not many sizable optional areas, and few good dungeons. It pretty obviously suffered from their desire to revisit Kanto(which itself feels way smaller, with the gutting of Mt. Moon and Viridian Forest and straight-up removal of Lavendar Tower, the Game Corners basement, Silph Co., Safari Zone, Seafoam Islands, Cinnibar Mansion, and Unknown Dungeon). Likeimagine if --- She/her |
Topic | So we all know that Amazon wants to make company cities. And the news keeps tr |
ElatedVenusaur 09/18/21 10:09:25 PM #2 | Prime citizen, please return to your Amazon domicile for your Flex meal. --- She/her |
Topic | I love Morty and I hope Morty loves me |
ElatedVenusaur 09/18/21 10:06:13 PM #3 | It has been a difficult mating season for Birdperson. --- She/her |
Topic | Ageism is necessary in the political world. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/18/21 8:22:57 PM #23 | KamenRiderBlade posted... The solution to our system being undemocratic is not to make it less democratic. Term limits just restrict voters options while doing nothing to solve the problem: legalized bribery and power as a means to its own end. That would just kick them into unaccountable lobby groups, party positions, think tanks, etc. that their hand-picked stooges would mostly cater to anyway. --- She/her |
Topic | Imagine condemning your entire lineage for eternity for taking down a tyrant. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/18/21 6:57:12 PM #13 | Wow, hes even more of a dick than in IV:Apocalypse. --- She/her |
Topic | Women need more than penetration to orgasm. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/18/21 6:41:11 PM #3 | The clit is basically all the nerves found in the head of the penis condensed into a little nubbin. Or, conversely, a penis is an inside-out vagina with a clit spread along the head and a urethra routed through. Edit: Also: lol@that being censored when no male anatomy is. --- She/her |
Topic | Ageism is necessary in the political world. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/18/21 6:12:36 PM #7 | I think we can correctly characterize our current political elite as a gerontocracy, not dissimilar from the late Soviet Union. Rather than reaching the height their power at the end of their lives, as was usually the case earlier in the First Republic, or reaching it and then passing the torch after a time to enjoy retirement, our modern political class seems to seek and hold power merely for the sake of it, and most cling to it until death finally parts them from it. There is typically only lip service given to the future. Its by no mean an iron rule, but it is too true regardless. Older people, in aggregate, are more conservative and less decisive. They belong in government, but not as a super majority of power holders. --- She/her |
Topic | Alright got a question about Mass Effect 3 for you. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/18/21 4:50:25 PM #8 | GameGodOfAll posted... The funniest thing about that is that Thane was literally in the end stages of an incurable illness affecting his eyesight and reflexes. And he still almost kills Kei Lame. Healthy Thane kills him without breaking a sweat. --- She/her |
Topic | RuPaul has a bug named after him |
ElatedVenusaur 09/17/21 8:22:44 PM #4 | The only time I watched it was after Eugene Pride in a room with a gay man, a gay trans man, a lesbian, 2 trans women(myself included), and an enby. We all got Thai food and it was great. The end. It was one of the all-star seasons. I remember Ginjer Gold and that one of the queens was a trans woman and they slayed the lip sync in back-to-back eps. --- She/her |
Topic | My beer today is 16.5%. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/17/21 5:08:33 PM #10 | Biggest I had recently was Thimble Island Rum Runners Reserve Mutually Assured Destruction: they took their Russian Imperial Stout and stuffed in Caribbean rum barrels for 6 months. It was surprisingly smooth, but very obviously high in alcohol lol. --- She/her |
Topic | What would happen if you were gay and ran into a homophobic therapist >_> |
ElatedVenusaur 09/17/21 4:08:42 PM #4 | Thats a really ridiculously detailed fear. Also it would be hard not to pick up on that. You would just see a different therapist who isnt garbage, because therapy is a really active thing that you need to be engaged with. The field is geared towards teaching empathy, active listening, and understanding different backgrounds. You really want a therapist focused on whatever is causing you to seek therapy though. Thats why I see a trans dude who only takes trans people as clients, for instance. --- She/her |
Topic | New demon in Shin Megami Tensei V shown off. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/17/21 10:43:07 AM #12 | Alucard188 posted... Mara is in a lot of things.I love that his entire appearance in Apocalypse was him using suggestive language non-stop. It was super weird they made Demeter a young girl, given that she's explicitly supposed to be Persephone's mother(and older than Zeus, who also makes an appearance). But Persephone is depicted as a young woman. This one makes sense though. --- She/her |
Topic | Waylon's theme from Advance Wars has such an awesome hook. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/16/21 7:49:39 PM #9 | neverwin posted... Days of Ruin is the only AW game I likedI enjoyed all of them, but the old style was really showing its age, and the sheer power creep in Dual Strike was pretty insane. It probably hurt Days of Ruin that it dialed the dark and serious tone up to 10 by opening with a literal apocalypse. Serious tonal whiplash between that and AW1-DS. It's a much better balanced game and the campaign is really good though. Aren't they remastering the first 2? I hope they back-port the improved AI, even if it would make AW1 Hard Mode even more brutal. --- She/her |
Topic | Classic Sonic or Modern Sonic |
ElatedVenusaur 09/16/21 7:45:42 PM #19 | I've never been bothered by the modern design in the slightest. Though it's really funny in Sonic Generations, where if Knuckles sees Classic Sonic first, he asks, "Hey buddy...you put on some weight?" and Classic Sonic makes a sad face. --- She/her |
Topic | Star Fleet are so unethical. (spoilers for most shows) |
ElatedVenusaur 09/16/21 7:30:45 PM #22 | Yeah, its really weird that the TNG Enterprise is loaded with kids and other non-Starfleet personnel. Seems like it would be super trivial to get a spy on-board --- She/her |
Topic | Waylon's theme from Advance Wars has such an awesome hook. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/16/21 5:20:55 PM #4 | Also, his air units having extra defense combined with the fact that the DoR AI actually knows better than to put air units in range of fighters and AAs without reason makes him such a giant pain in the ass to fight. --- She/her |
Topic | Rock and roll is dead - and you can thank Obama for that |
ElatedVenusaur 09/15/21 1:48:42 PM #5 | He has a terribly narrow definition of what rock is allowed to be lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kuqVySGjL0 This was on one of Obama's summer playlists. --- She/her |
Topic | Should western nations like US, UK, Germany and Israel accept Afghani refugees? |
ElatedVenusaur 09/15/21 9:39:24 AM #17 | Absolutely yes. Except for Israel, because Israel would treat them like garbage. --- She/her |
Topic | Random TV show quotes |
ElatedVenusaur 09/15/21 12:22:08 AM #22 | I didnt become a vampire to be some bureaucratic pencil-pusher! I became a vampire to suck blood and f*** forever! If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldnt have hot dogs. --- She/her |
Topic | What's your favourite berry? |
ElatedVenusaur 09/14/21 11:54:07 AM #25 | Blackberries. I gorged on blackberries in Oregon because they grow all over place. Raspberries are a close second though. --- She/her |
Topic | Choose your new roommate: a satanic femboy VS a hardcore christian girl |
ElatedVenusaur 09/14/21 11:37:54 AM #22 | The Christian girl sounds like a potential TERF, whereas the Satanic Femboy will probably be super chill and teach me how to makeup. --- She/her |
Topic | ITT: we plan a heist. I'm tagging who I want on my crew and what role they get. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/14/21 10:01:43 AM #14 | gunplagirl posted... Ah I can't tag Eevee trainer.I, uhhh...I killed my old computer installing new RAM somehow. Will that work? --- She/her |
Topic | Fire Emblem Fates: A very controversial FE game that at least has great music. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/13/21 9:01:51 PM #18 | Solar_Crimson posted... No "Twilight of the Gods" from Shadows of Valentia, either.And Shadows of Valentia has a baller OST even outside of Twilight of the Gods. But then, they didn't even put in God Shattering Star from Three Houses! Also, Fates is a horribly bloated mess. Conquest is probably the best iteration, but that's not saying much. Corrin being such a black hole of a character hamstrings even the good plot. They just...clearly had no idea why anyone liked Awakening, I guess. --- She/her |
Topic | Youtuber has a massive meltdown over muscled women memes |
ElatedVenusaur 09/13/21 5:44:22 PM #10 | Athletic women are so hot. Kind of want to go all fitness lesbian, but I'm lazy... --- She/her |
Topic | New Zealand's covid case numbers starting to rise again. |
ElatedVenusaur 09/13/21 2:42:09 PM #4 | It's crazy how potent delta is. Also must suck to be New Zealand, because New Zealand did everything right from the jump and only still has problems because almost everyone else screwed up horribly. --- She/her |
Topic | Poll: majority in favor of Biden vax requirement |
ElatedVenusaur 09/13/21 2:36:55 PM #4 | Little surprise there. --- She/her |
Topic | record number of environmental activists murdered |
ElatedVenusaur 09/13/21 2:29:47 PM #4 | Just awful. And to think people thought Captain Planet was ridiculous. --- She/her |
Topic | Since Manchin killed the 3.5 trillion bill, what next? |
ElatedVenusaur 09/13/21 2:28:21 PM #32 | Then his precious bipartisan infrastructure bill will simply have to be dragged out behind the shed and shot. --- She/her |
Topic | NY Hospital will not deliver babies, after staffers quit over vaccine mandate |
ElatedVenusaur 09/13/21 11:12:22 AM #45 | Antifar posted... If a little more division is what it takes to not have a thousand people dying each day, divide me upYeah, it's weird how we're all blase about having a 9/11s worth of Americans dying every day. --- She/her |
Topic | This was written by Hunter S. Thompson in 2001, one week after 9/11 happened |
ElatedVenusaur 09/12/21 10:59:15 AM #21 | He was extremely prolific and extremely talented. Since he came up, I feel obligated to share his Nixon obituary: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1994/07/he-was-a-crook/308699/ If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin. --- She/her |
Topic | favorite set of starter pokémon? |
ElatedVenusaur 09/12/21 10:48:00 AM #36 | Well, if we're getting down to brass tacks...I already summed up Gen 2 to my satisfaction, but.. Gen 1- You have two starters which have been pretty consistently competitively viable in various ways at high levels(Venusaur and Charizard) and one that's been firmly mediocre(Blastoise). They all have stuff going on design-wise that works, a natural progression, good movepools, and they're all respectable options in-game(though obviously Charmander has a bit of a rough time against Brock. But Butterfree or a Nidoran[from Yellow on] patches that right up). Gen 3- Competitively, Swampert is the star. Blaziken is broken good(to the point of being banned in some formats), but only with its hidden ability(lol Speed Boost). Sceptile is the "weakest" and it's still pretty good. All will be rock-solid as you journey through Hoenn, and, again: they all have pretty strong movepools, allowing them to fill a variety of roles. Gen 4- Infernape is the clear star here: it was Blaziken 2.0 until they Blaziken got Speed Boost(just lol). But Torterra and Empoleon are both pretty great designs, and blah blah blah. You know what you're getting in this bunch. The fact that they're all dual-types helps make this gen feel a bit different, and only Torterra really has to watch out(it has a miserable time in the ice area with its 4x weakness). Gen 5- So, yeah. Sometimes dual-typing isn't the best, like when you make the third Fire/Fighting in a row. A lot of people(myself included) envisioned Tepig going in a more quadrapedal direction, but even given its stale typing, Emboar's execution is lacking: its stat distribution is poor, but at least it has a movepool. Serperior is straight trash without its hidden ability(Contrary) to allow it overcome its bizarre stat distribution and non-existant movepool. And Samurott? They made the wrong starter a quadruped, and Samurott's overly-balanced stat spread results in a relatively boring pokemon. They're all good enough in-game, but Unova is full of much better options, IMO. Gen 6- I'll be real: I didn't really like Kalos at all. But it's not the fault of the starters. Greninja is the competitive darling, but Chesnaught and Delphox are also nifty pokemon. They're all dual-typed, they all fit obvious roles, they all have good stat distributions. They're all great. Gen 7- I liked Alola better. The starters are also a strong bunch. Decidueye is a lot weird: going from Flying to Ghost...weird. But it works out fine. Primarina is also an elegant design: growing from a clown to a star. I was hard on Incineroar at first: bipedal fire starters are pretty passe, IMO. But just the nugget that it's specifically a heel wrestler and loves hamming it up for the crowd warmed my cold, dead heart. They're all pretty great. --- She/her |
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