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Damn, I guess she doesn't have a pause button.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Sorry Jen, now you're gonna have to have his babies.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Don't watch an old movie called, I think, Faces of death.

It's really horid.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Far-Queue posted...

You're supposed to get a priest to put their tongue against the roof of your mouth, that's why it didn't work

I tried that, but, i'm pretty sure that wasn't their tongue.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Supposedly if you touch the top of your mouth with your tongue, it'll get rid of brain freeze.

No

It doesn't at all.

Not even a bit.

Stupid internet lying to me.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

I use cash for too many things, and unlike most people under the age of 40 I still remember what privacy is and I still value it.

And because I'm not poor, $1 mil isn't a massively life-changing amount of money to me.

Pass.

Btw PO, could I like borrow 100k for a bit? Please:)

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Damn, that sauce was kickin. Ended up eating half of it. Should be good reheated with the air fryer tomorrow.

Sauce was just plain prego, but I sprayed a bit of oil on the dough first and spread a nice amount of minced garlic then sprinkled red pepper flakes before spreading the sauce (mixing it all up).

Sauce was very flavorful (but not too strong), so it complimented the less flavorful cheese well, didn't even need whole milk this time.

That was a nice success and a very yummy first meal of the day (at 6pm sigh. I didn't get up till 1:30 today).

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

CinderLock posted...

You're projecting while I'm collecting dank memes

Pizza is my drug, so appropriate I guess.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

SunWuKung420 posted...

It's not too late for you.

I'm over 50, diabetic with other health issues (was diagnosed with stage 3 cancer a buncha years ago, didn't do Chemo and it just seemed to get better (mostly).

If I made sure the cancer wasn't still there/gonna spread or come back, I might be ok with meeting someone who already has kids, but I couldn't bring a new child into this world without knowing I have a good chance to be there for them till they are at least 18.

Actually when I turned 40 I pretty much gave up on having my own kids because most of my family croaked before the age of 50 (my brother was 2 years younger than me and died almost a decade ago now, my mom, grandmother etc all died before my age as well).

So yeah, no kids for me. It's why I went into teaching but now that is too stressful.

I'm ok with it now though, I honestly wouldn't have the energy to be a good father anymore (wish I did/would). Those roomates with the 1 1/2 year old would LOVE for me to come live with them and help raise their daughter, but I'm not in a good enough place in my life to do it. Working on getting healthier and even gonna deal with the cancer stuff probably, but yeah, till things get much better I just can't feel like I'd be a positive influence/force in other peoples lives for now.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Here it is all finished. Yeah, way to big for me to eat all at once.

Didn't come out that bad over all.

https://postimg.cc/fkHpQ5xz

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

I always wanted to be a father.

I fairly recently got to live with friends who had a baby daughter (at the time 1 year old till about 1 1/2). I never interacted with kids under 4 before that and always was worried I wouldn't be good with babies.

Turns out I love them, they are freaking adorable and they grow so fast and change constantly. In the time she was here she went from crawling to full on running around everywhere lol. She was so freaking cute. I really, really wish I could have been a dad.

So congrats man, enjoy it and take pictures etc. They grow up so fast it's crazy!!!

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Well the pizza is in the oven. It is gonna be really uniform lol. Rectangular with like 4 rows of pepporoni and mushrooms spaced in between them. Most unchaotic pizza I have ever made.

Yeah, I prefer round myself, but you gotta make do with what you have. This may be thinner crust then i'm used to as well, in order to fit the size of the pan.

Also the pan kinda buckled a bit once in the oven, so not sure how that is going to affect things lol.

Had just the right amount of cheese though, some minced garlic + prego sauce + red bell pepper flakes under the cheese and toppings, so that may help with the no-flavor cheese a bit hopefully. May (probably will be) to much for me to eat in one sitting as well (even though it's really thin crust).

Anyway i'll take a pic when it's done before I munch on it.

I was just being lazy and getting pappa murphies recently, so didn't notice my pan was gone till now. Add in crappy cheese and home made isn't gonna compare well to a murphies combo for 12-14$.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Herei s a previous pizza I made for comparison (so you don't think this abomination is the norm).

https://postimg.cc/sBP4j0SM

PS. that is my pizza pan that I no longer have as well.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Judgmenl posted...

Pics please.

I'll send a pic when it's done but it won't be like my normal ones (which rock).

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Red_Frog posted...

Did you give them the pans, or did they just take them?

They just took them, but to be fair they prob didn't realize they were not theirs.

Llamachama posted...

If you cut a square pizza in a zig zag from the corner you get triangle pieces.

Yeah it may even be rectangular shaped I'm not sure. I'll prob try and make triangle pieces when I cut it though. That is if I don't switch it up and just do a calzone.

Due to having pepporoni though, I like that crispy, and that only works on a pizza, so I prob will do the square pizza (and that way I can put some onions on as well).


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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

So when my roomates left, they took both of my pizza pans (medium sized and large). I have no pizza pan now, but I have a big rectangular pan, so I'm gonna make a pizza in that.

Not sure how it'll come out tbh, but worth a shot.

Only got mushrooms/onions/pepporoni to put on it (out of bell peppers). I could open a can of olives as well, but not gonna bother.

Do have minced garlic and grated parmesian cheese (along with sadly low moisture part skim milk mozz which is almost tasteless).

Not gonna be my best pizza no matter what I do with those limited toppings and that crappy cheese.

Biggest prob is the mozz but I forgot to get whole milk at Heagen or Trader joes when I went shopping last, sigh.

Anyway, at least i'm not using great toppings the first time I attempt a square pizza. If it sucks, no big loss. Almost decided to try making a calzone instead. I would melt some butter to brush on the outside, and just fold the beyatch over (so all the toppings are inside). Probably skip the onions in that case and go with just mushrooms + pepporoni + cheese insde. Then oil on the bottom of the pan, brushed on butter on top with sprikled parm on top.

Not sure which I should do actually.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

FrozenBananas posted...

Its actually one of my favorite Joss Whedon shows, but you have to give the characters some time to grow.

Nog, I like alot of the actors in it, so i'm trying. There are a bunch of shows I never watched because they ick me out etc, and this was one of em.

Seems to be getting better fairly fast (at least now throwing her having sex with fat unatractive dudes and being in "love" with them because they programed her to be in your face as much.

Still fucking twisted, but i guess i'm getting used to it.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Gamma Radiation I heard works, but your duck might turn green, and have anger issues.

Steroids can work as well, but similar results as above (usually don't turn green though).

I heard of a secret ray you can use, it usually shrinks but can be reversed. The secret is with the bees though and nobody has found it.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

I mean, almost everything can be paid with a card now.

Only a few minor questions. Can you have other sources of income in the future? 1 mill isn't really enough anymore to live like over 20 years.

Can you hire other people to buy things with cash for you? IE you pay someone 5k a week to go shopping and cook for you etc, but they can go to farmers markets etc to buy food with cash as part of the money you pay them.

Can you invest the 1 million in any way or does it have to stay on your card. Can you buy a house for instance or a car, directly from your debit card, and then possibly flip the house and make a profit with it? If you do make a profit from flipping the house, does the cash go back on the card, or do you have it in another account and can now get cash from it?

1 million would be enough to buy and flip homes with, and pay someone to even do it for you (not in CA or a few other places, but you could start somewhere else). That could make you significant profits on the 1 mill even your first year.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Emperor Paliptine.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Dikitain posted...

I think this show was also the point when people went from "Wow, Joss Whedon shows are so cool!" (Buffy, Angel, Firefly, etc.) to "Wow, Joss Whedon is kind of a creep!"

Yeah, I liked the premise behind buffy/angel and firefly. Pretty much all 3 shows were awesome. This was a bit different. Trying to get further into it, but the concept behind it is just blech to me.

I mean, at least it's not just girls they do it to, but it's still really messed up. Even 30 years later as an older man, I still struggle with the idea of taking young girls, wiping their minds and pimping them out as a normal occurance on this show.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Yeah, I'm gonna try and push past the ICK and watch it.

Seriously though they take people and wipe their personalities and implant new ones (with different skills etc) but also are just pimping them out and making them sleep with people etc. It's kinda a really warped mind that comes up with something like that.

I tried to watch it eons ago when it came out cause Faith from Buffy the vampire slayer is the main character and I liked her, but I just couldn't handle the ick factor.

Still feel the same way, but I at least made it to episode 3 where she is working with a chick and not sleeping with some guy against her will, so this episode isn't bad so far.

Whole concept is totally wacked though, and if I can continue watching it, I bet they don't actually let you go after 5 years (although maybe eventually you'll be to old for anyone to want to sleep with you I guess).

Gonna try and push through, but may have to give up if they do anymore extremely icky stuff like in the first two episodes.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Yeah it was mostly a joke with the whole black women make 65% of white man thing going around.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

VP btw only make 235k a year vs the 400k the president makes.

235k btw is 58.7% of 400k.

So a black woman vice president makes 58.7% of the salary of the white man president:)

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Seriously, that show is soooo creapy. I'm like on episode 2 but gonna give up. It's just to sick.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Galactic mining corp.

It was good. Finished it (rare lately) not as good as the steamworld dig games but still a fun mining game.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Ok so 13% of our population in the us is African American. 200million are 18 or older.

Lets say to make this easy that half of them are women.

so 6.5% of the population are black women.

That is 13 million black women of working age in this country.

The average income in the US is 31k a year.

So 13 million * 31k is 403 billion dollars per year.

63% of 403 billion dollars = 254 billion dollars.

Nobody makes 254 billion a year, so nobody makes 63 cents for every dollar a black woman makes in the US.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Actually, if you think about it, a rich white man probably DOES make 63 cents for every dollar a black woman makes.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

He wouldn't, necessarily. The implication with Ant-Man is that his density increases (hence why you see him break tiles when he falls on them in the movie, why he can punch as strong as a full-sized man even tiny, etc).

As long as the increased strength of Ant-Man's density remained stronger than Thanos' internal fortitude, Ant-Man would be fine (it would be like an adult human punching their way out of a paper bag).

It's only really at the point where Ant-Man's decreasing density as he expands crosses the threshold of Thanos' resistance that it would shift from Ant-Man punching his way out to Ant-Man being crushed.

And if Ant-Man was angled right, he'd probably punch out through Thanos' front and back long before he hits crush pressure, at which point he could probably just crawl the rest of the way out.

Thing is at normal size ant man has the normal strength/density of a human being. Thanos has many times that (enough to pummel the heck out of the hulk), so in theory even at tiny size Ant man still would not have enough density to survive inside thanos and would be crushed, especially if he tried to grow larger inside.

Ant man honestly really shouldn't be the strong, and especially not when he becomes giant man (since he should have the reverse happen and almost anything should damage him).

Spiderman for instance has hundreds of times the strength of a normal human (more than that really) as does the hulk etc. So ant man shrinking to a 10th the size or 100th the size of a human (so instead of 6 feet he is 6 inches for instance)...would still make him weaker proportionally to a spiderman of his size (let alone a Thanos).

Therefore he wouldn't just bust through spiderman, thanos etc if he shrunk down.

Even at 100th of his normal size 1/2 an inch (he still wouldn't really compare to be honest (IF they were the same size as him), so his power...compared at least to many other heroes, just isn't that "big".

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Torn between what are pants and G for other (no pants).

May create a dimensional rift due to indecision.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

I mean, I kinda wanna get some of ZeldaLasagna tbh.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Damn!! Sweet. I'll look around, maybe they have one in Seattle or something. That would rock.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

DirtBasedSoap posted...

yeah, one of my jobs at the moment is at a VR place and Im kind of obsessed with Beat Saber right now

Wait....a VR place? What is this? I've been waiting for those to show up!!

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

That's not the kind of gap us men want to be minding.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

Woah, if you made 63 cents for every dollar a white man makes, that would be a freakton of cents. You would be so freaking rich.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.

We ain't gonna make it to 2022.

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.