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TopicSydney Sweeney's boobs have been weaponized.
masterpug53
03/12/24 2:10:59 PM
#15
Sapphire Weapon
Diamond Weapon
Ultima Weapon
Emerald Weapon
Ruby Weapon
Golden Titty Weapon

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TopicThis shit is so good
masterpug53
03/12/24 2:02:19 PM
#3
...gobble...
...snarf...
...snap...

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TopicSome journalists seem bored by the biggest story of our lifetimes
masterpug53
03/12/24 2:01:05 PM
#7
A wee bit hypocritical considering that major media outlets have done their damnedest to keep their thumbs on the scales in service of promoting a 49.9 / 50.1% rematch.

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TopicSaudi Arabia builds actual Rainbow Road racetrack
masterpug53
03/10/24 9:12:27 PM
#28
Neat. Shame though that Peach has been jailed indefinitely for driving on it.

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TopicIs Legend of Korra good?
masterpug53
03/10/24 6:20:52 PM
#64
The 'Korra is a villain' notion is slightly accurate in that Korra is basically Zuko who had the good fortune of being born on the good guy's side. She is a flawed protagonist, and if you give her a chance, eventually she'll move you. Zuko, Sokka, Iroh, etc are some of my favorite characters in popular fiction, but Korra manages to beat them all for the crown of favorite character across both series. Korra's arc actually helped me recognize and come to terms with depression in my own life; I can count on one hand the number of times a fictional character has gotten through to me to such a degree.

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TopicWhat's she looking at??
masterpug53
03/10/24 9:39:52 AM
#16
"Ah! How is the President still standing?!"

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TopicThere's a reason we celebrate Birthdays and not "Fertilized Egg" Days
masterpug53
03/09/24 9:05:07 AM
#100
I used to have fun telling friends "Happy birthday! Can you believe that [x] years and nine months ago your parents fucked?"

I don't have any friends anymore.

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TopicMan are you struggling with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?
masterpug53
03/09/24 12:11:49 AM
#14
I thought 200cc was a terrible idea when I first tried it, but after I got used to it, it's an absolute blast. 150cc is boring as shit by comparison.

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TopicFirst look at Tim Blake Nelson in Captain America 4 *SPOILERS*
masterpug53
03/08/24 4:51:55 PM
#3
That release date can't be accurate, right?

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TopicWhy is everything an -oomer?
masterpug53
03/08/24 4:29:30 PM
#37
archizzy posted...
Hell yeah. Gen X all the way.

Y'all got some explaining to do for dumping Marjorie Taylor Greene on the rest of us.

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TopicAstronomers detect 'waterworld with a boiling ocean' in deep space
masterpug53
03/08/24 2:48:04 PM
#7
The astronomer who first made the discovery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll8c1UmwD0Y

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TopicTrump Trials General Part 11
masterpug53
03/08/24 1:44:03 PM
#151
Rare future photo of the 2024 Republican National Convention:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/383ee6df.jpg

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TopicRepublicans butt hurt over Diamond Joe showing too much energy during SOTU
masterpug53
03/08/24 1:02:56 PM
#20
I'm...kinda surprised that people are surprised by this. Self-contradicting contrarian spin is right-wing media's bread and butter.

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TopicPeople really wanted FF7 remake to be one 300 hour RPG that took 15 years to do?
masterpug53
03/08/24 11:10:47 AM
#72
The internet sure is a funny place this week. On one hand you've got people gushing over the Netflix Avatar adaptation for 'trimming the fat' from the original, and on the other you've got people gushing over FF7 getting the 'Hobbit' treatment to the Nth degree.

Yes, yes, I know someone is aching to Ctrl+V the 'It's almost like different people have different opinions' line after reading that, but let's not pretend that particular Venn diagram is two perfectly separate circles.

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TopicNew Fallout (Amazon series) trailer
masterpug53
03/07/24 2:55:03 PM
#47
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I mean, yeah, it was clear even before Fallout 4 released that New Vegas was going to be the last of the 'original' Fallout universe. Bethesda is bent on maintaining the more generic post-apocalypse vibe of the universe, where it feels the bombs fell no more than a year ago no matter how many centuries pass; it's more marketable and easier to keep producing survival sandbox games in loosely-connected settings, and the old style of games where civilization actually grows and develops beyond the apocalypse is wholly incompatible with that.

But, to reiterate, Bethesda-brand Fallout has a decent chance of working perfectly well in a tv series format. Fallout-style dark humor paired with the commitment to capturing 4's aesthetic in particular (which I maintain is leagues better than 3's at the very least, especially in this context) could draw in a lot of people who wouldn't be otherwise interested in yet another post-apocalypse story.

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TopicNew Fallout (Amazon series) trailer
masterpug53
03/07/24 2:09:13 PM
#42
Baha05 posted...
I mean to be fair it can very well be the same ship and them coming from the East.

Nah. Based on the show being confirmed canon and this latest trailer, it's finally time to call a spade a spade: Bethesda is taking big steps to retcon the old games / West Coast storyline out of canon, either subtly or overtly. I'm surprised they held out this long, tbh.

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TopicBig mad cartoon characters dont give them a boner
masterpug53
03/07/24 1:46:14 PM
#7
mercurydude posted...
I think someone found out those two pics were from the exact same episode of the old series, not the new series... and they posted the two pics to troll, but then idiots took it seriously and the fake outrage took off from there.

Doesn't seem likely, given that Rogue's hair is much less finely detailed in the 2nd pic, which would fall in line with modern animation standards (plus she's wearing a jacket). Could be wrong, though.

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TopicNew Fallout (Amazon series) trailer
masterpug53
03/07/24 1:40:06 PM
#27
Writers / Director: "Thanks for collaborating with us on this project, Mr. Howard! These games were really cool to play and analyze!"
Todd: "Hey, no problem! I just wanna make sure the Fallout universe is portrayed as accurately and faithfully as possible."
Writers / Director: "Hey, someone on staff brought up the fact that the games we played were numbered 3 and 4. Was there ever a 1 or 2? Also I thought I remember hearing about some 'Vegas' spinoff or something..."
Todd: *Stares daggers at them*
Writers / Director: "Oh, uh...nevermind, I guess."

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TopicI get paid less than minimum wage, and my rent is $18,000 per month
masterpug53
03/07/24 1:24:08 PM
#11
Skipping leg day is more expensive than ever.

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TopicJRPG. Turn based, active time battle, or real time combat?
masterpug53
03/07/24 12:38:02 PM
#16
Turn-based. Even though FF6 is my all-time favorite game, I've always had a certain disdain for ATB as a worst-of-both-worlds mechanic, and always choose 'Wait' when available.

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TopicIs crypto hate copium?
masterpug53
03/07/24 12:27:28 PM
#6
TotallyNotAGirl posted...
Shit I must've missed out when society was Mid-Satire

Understandable; the Mid-Satire Period only lasted from June 16th 2015 through Nov 8th 2016.

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TopicIs crypto hate copium?
masterpug53
03/07/24 12:23:03 PM
#3
TMOG posted...
No, it's intelligence.

Intelligence and copium are virtually indistinguishable in our post-satire society.

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TopicNew Fallout (Amazon series) trailer
masterpug53
03/07/24 10:55:18 AM
#17
I'm very intrigued, and I hope this delivers. Unlike, say, the Avatar adaptation, I'm going into this with zero expectations, other than my longstanding belief that Bethesda-brand Fallout's story only ever really shines in side quests (aka disjointed episodic bursts), and thus would probably make a good template for a picaresque TV series.

Walton Goggins is probably gonna carry the show. Love that they're clearly giving him a 'chem fiend' angle in this new trailer. Visuals don't usually impress me nowadays, but this is so 1:1 that's its impossible not be impressed by it.

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TopicCutie pie gamer gal on 2nd date: Fallout 4 is PEAK Fallout hehe
masterpug53
03/07/24 10:23:35 AM
#38
If she'd said 3 is the best, I'd get up and leave. 4 I can at least work with.

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TopicHow to get Republicans to not vote?
masterpug53
03/06/24 4:47:31 PM
#33
Voting is woke. So is TC and this topic.

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TopicRWBY is dead and it's your fault
masterpug53
03/06/24 2:05:19 PM
#22
Guide posted...
I love Oum's skits and his work on RvB, but Rwby was just bad. I gave it two whole seasons and it just kept on staying bad.

The second half of S3 is surprisingly good. As in, "holy shit where did that come from, why is this show good now?!" But yeah, they squandered that in S4 and I didn't bother with the show any further after that.

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TopicRWBY is dead and it's your fault
masterpug53
03/06/24 1:45:10 PM
#13
RWBY died with Pyrrha.

But yeah, after how S4 turned out (especially in comparison to S3), I could've told you then and there that the series would faff about for years longer than it should have and never come to a satisfying conclusion (if any).

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TopicRooster Teeth shut down by Warner Bros. Discovery,
masterpug53
03/06/24 1:24:03 PM
#46
Tyranthraxus posted...
RWBY died with Monty Oum

I'm of the opinion that Season 3 (iirc the first season after he passed) was the only really good one. But then again I never got into machinima culture and only watched the show on recommendation from a friend.

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TopicNetflix's Avatar: The Last Airbender has season two & three renewal
masterpug53
03/06/24 11:12:02 AM
#3
That's good. I didn't care for the adaptation and lost interest halfway through, but I didn't want to see it fail either. S2 will be the real test of whether or not they can iron out of the flaws of S1 and really deliver.

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TopicIs Jurassic World the worst dinosaur movie ever made?
masterpug53
03/05/24 3:46:44 PM
#8
HylianFox posted...
I just remember the nanny got a much worse death than the villain

WTF

Yeah, that was the biggest mark against the first World. It takes things far enough that it leaves you with the impression that the director or someone else high up on production had a serious grudge against that actress.

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TopicIs Jurassic World the worst dinosaur movie ever made?
masterpug53
03/05/24 3:43:11 PM
#3
The 3rd movie in the 'World' trilogy is considerably worse, and apparently the middle one is considerably worse than even that (couldn't say, I skipped that one).

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TopicArizona Senator Kyrsten with a Y Sinema is retiring after term ends
masterpug53
03/05/24 3:13:35 PM
#19
And may she be treated with all the outgoing ceremony of a removed wart.

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TopicWhen Tails goes went on a bender last NiGHT, But still got his ass into work.
masterpug53
03/05/24 1:51:26 PM
#3
Yeah, that Tails has seen some shit.

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TopicWhiplash has quite an ending. (Spoilers)
masterpug53
03/05/24 1:02:15 PM
#5
Doe posted...
When I started typing this topic the title was Whiplash has a bad message, on the premise that the movie ultimately vindicates and practically celebrates Andrews abuse and his abuser. I still kind of feel that way but Im also confronted by the feeling that Fletcher is constructed so nefariously yet also in a way that really reflects real life. People like Fletcher are everywhere, people you cannot convince they are wrong about something because they have shaped their understanding of the world in a way that comforts and validates themselves no matter what outcome of their actions. As long as you want to defeat such a person and define defeating as changing their mind, you will never win.

Pretty astute observation. That's why it's always healthier to focus on seeing yourself win than seeing someone else lose.

I saw the ending and a little bit of the middle of this movie while someone else had it playing in the background. What little I saw was excellent - resonated a bit with my own small experience in high school / college band. There's definitely people like JK Simmons' character out there in every level of that scene.

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TopicThese US cities/states will pay you up to $15,000 to move there
masterpug53
03/05/24 12:32:15 PM
#43
Well it sure is nice for Oklahoma to allow me the privilege of saying "you couldn't pay me to live there" and actually back it up.

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TopicOne Punch Man level theorists know they're barking up the wrong tree, right?
masterpug53
03/05/24 10:16:54 AM
#73
Tyranthraxus posted...
You're trying to attribute comedy where there is none. We have it straight from the creator what Saitama's deal is and it's not "a joke" and the series is not a joke either. There's no need to make up things about the series when we are told explicitly what it is.

Guess that helps explain why I completely lost interest in the anime about midway through S2.

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TopicIf I say "unfunny comedian" who's the first person that comes to mind?
masterpug53
03/05/24 10:14:48 AM
#90
Greg Gutfeld. In the early 2000's Stuff magazine with Greg as Editor-in-Chief was a cornerstone of my comedic tastes right alongside Mel Brooks and Monty Python - it was obvious even then that the mag had a right-wing slant, but at the time I was very much a prototypical enlightened centrist so it didn't bother me.

Even factoring out the political angle of his stuff nowadays (assuming that's even possible), what I've seen is the epitome of predictable low-hanging fruit.

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Topic"Donald Trump participated in an erection"
masterpug53
03/04/24 4:52:38 PM
#5
Quite possibly the biggest lie that's ever been said about Trump.

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TopicFinal Fantasy VII:Rebirth's characters graphics are great but the scenery...
masterpug53
03/04/24 4:16:14 PM
#19
DrizztLink posted...
Treefa got a reduction

There's a floral pattern here...

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TopicRemember when the Last Jedi broke the Internet?
masterpug53
03/04/24 4:15:19 PM
#2
It never stopped breaking the internet. 7 years later and you can still get a several hundred post topic on CE simply by putting 'TLJ' in the title.

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TopicWhat's the story behind Dog being God backwards?
masterpug53
03/04/24 4:07:42 PM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a385a373.jpg

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TopicThe Green Bastard
masterpug53
03/04/24 2:04:42 PM
#3
Is he friends with That Yellow Bastard?

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TopicRowling mask off.
masterpug53
03/04/24 1:58:09 PM
#13
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Nah, I'm adamant in my assertion that she's always given off subtle villain vibes.

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TopicYou can only use Sopranos quotes in itt.
masterpug53
03/04/24 1:11:57 PM
#30
GATTJT posted...
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

I get chills every time I hear Tony Scarface say that line.

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TopicTrump supporters target black voters with faked AI images
masterpug53
03/04/24 11:47:21 AM
#26
Better get used to it, because this election cycle is gonna be full of this shit.

Of course there's not much to worry about: I'm sure it'll be a perfectly equal amount of Republican and Democrat scammers using AI fakes to manipulate the election in their respective favors, so the results should balance each other out.

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