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I wanna know why George was such a wiener and let Sam have a purple lightsaber. He had a pretty hard-and-fast rule that good guys had blue (and green thanks to ROTJ lighting issues), and bad guys had red. But he gets star-struck by Sam Jackson who wants a purple one and rather than sticking to his guns he just goes, "Yeah, sure, okay."

Shouldn't have even had the fucking rule in the first place, then. We could've had all sorts of colors all along, god damn it.

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And that was in the FIRST movie. Then they did like 5 more.

"I will make it legal."

There's no way you can reasonably hold everyone that lived there accountable for Shmi's death.

I'd like to think I'd stop being in love with someone if I found out they slaughtered an entire village of people.

How's that ring supposed to stay on her head?

specialkid8 posted...

What is a roaring kitty?

Like, Simba at the one part in Lion King when he's trying to scare the lizard and can't manage to do even that.

Woman inherits the earth.

Ashoka is that fanfic character you came up with that secretly saved the galaxy a million times from even bigger threats that the stupid REAL heroes never heard of and is totally best friends with them even though they never mention her and has like an awesome unique lightsaber and fighting style and force powers and ship and

I like when he's torn to shreds by a jet turbine, that then explodes.

NO CAPES!!

boomgetchopped3 posted...

I dunno if they can handle those little rascals running everywhere! They look like a handful! Oh no!

Who's in charge here, the parents, or the kids? (stupid smirk and hands on hips)

I dunno. I didn't hate it exactly, but I think in a lot of ways it misses the mark like the Milla movies; the big difference being her shitty series had like 6 movies to further and further fuck things up. Like, Welcome to Raccoon City still screws a lot of things up, it just screws different things up.

Still, since the shitty Milla movies got so many at-bats, it would've been nice to see at least one sequel to RC; I sincerely doubt we'll get one, though.

The entire game of RE Dead Aim is 'the boat part'!

He's that fat, obnoxious dickhead that's part of that shitty podcast Pluto TV keeps advertising to me that I will never fucking watch.

Your commercial's supposed to get me interested in you, Shitty Podcast, not convince me to mute the TV every time you show up.

Never seen it.

In Japan copies of Lord of the Rings, the balrog is called an m.bison.

Should've allocated more stat growth into HP.

LeCh0nk posted...

I'm literally a comedian.

That doesn't answer the question!

I tried to start it, but it was a no-go.

I love how passive aggressive they are. Your account's going to be deleted soon! Are you SUUUUURE you want us to do that?

So soon that yes, years later they're still making the same flaccid threats.

Wizards in the LOTR movies are kinda unspectacular-looking overall. Gandalf's supposed to be one of the most powerful wizards around, you might hope he's chucking meteors or lightning bolts or whatnot, and what does he do? Light up his staff? Break an already flimsy stone walkway? Yell at a few poor little Hobbits 'til he's red in the face?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD_4p423qWM&ab_channel=myfatpigeon

I had my sleep removed by Wolfram & Hart.

You and Red Car told me?

I'll be happy to end his sentence early.

He'll actually be resuscitating people all movie long.

CassandraCroft posted...

So er prey tell me just who the utter fuck is "One-Face" when he is at home?

One-Face is always One-Face! He used to be someone else, but...

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fjhcmxptfixw21.jpg

I think the problem with Incredibles 2 is that it took, what, 14 years to come out? 14 years for a 'decent' sequel ultimately feels a bit disappointing. I don't think people would've taken issue if it had come out like 4 or 5 years after the original.

One-Face.

Sounds exciting. I'm in!

I prefer cooked chaos. No thanks.

I just point behind them, and when they turn to look I run away.

I mean, unless I put a stop to it, probably unfortunately.

If my skin isn't being peeled off my body am I truly clean?

Easy money.

CEO.

PowerMan5000000 posted...

Men built the world

And look at what a fucking mess the world is!

Dungeater posted...

i have a hard time seeing myself losing

Sounds like someone who'd get stabbed from behind, then.

Hypnospace posted...

Uh oh, are you flaming people while warned?

Oh. The bums part. Though honestly, I thought the real insult was to say anyone should become like him.

They're the reason things went bad.

Pretty fucking annoyed. I was looking for a new high-speed oscillating fan to take with me and use at work; this site did not help in the slightest.

Oh, let's keep the mystery alive.

Smelly
Hongree
Pukey
On-a-watchlist-y

What a story.

Young Piano

Username checks out.

Is SBAllen the Prequel Trilogy of GFAQs? We just needed someone shittier to come along to realize we didn't hate him as much as we thought?

Antiyonder posted...

Yet sitcoms back in the 60s for example the wife had to ask the husband's permission for something in the same way that a child would.

And have you seen those Folgers Coffee commercials where the wife is treated like shit cause her coffee came out bad?

I haven't!

I'd probably screw up the coffee, too. Not everyone drinks coffee. Everyone wears clothes.