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Is that the one where Ash gets ROCK HARD???

Instead of their old names, I've decided the Turtles' weapon's names short be Metal/Wood Short/Long.

No problem, you'll just respawn at the hospital with some of your money gone.

I don't eat burger buns.

I beat my personal record for amount of crying at a character select screen.

DeathVelvien posted...

Just play the original Star Fox to achieve that dream

Also, another post

That's right...

One day a flying machine is gonna blast me with Ring Lasers.

This is the one!

AuthenticZac posted...

Here we go again! Entry #1
No D&D memes this time around. Trying to get through some chalice dungeons in Bloodborne tonight

Fine, I'll take up the gauntlet.

Um. What did the ... what did Cyclops say ....fuck.

There are tons of stupid people making lots of money NOW.

Hire a community manager.

You've the power to end it whenever you like! Take charge!

Today's been a day of returns. Let's roll that good luck onwards.

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get promoted past Ensign.

I love free things.

Aldi Cashiers know these FIVE simple tricks to bagging! Moms HATE it! (You won't BELIEVE #3!!!)

Your mom.

My dogs

are

HONGREE

Make a cologne that smells like taco seasoning.

Probably coulda saved him pretty easily with Dash Boots and Rolling Shield.

No, you're right there. The size of the the place (both verticality and ground coverage) and lighting make a huge difference. Much as I didn't enjoy the job, I guess I should be grateful that my own experience was in a relatively small, open area with fairly decent lights.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

Why does Rogue need a spear?

To kill things with. In the Savage Land, her powers are nullified.

Prestoff posted...

I never done it, but I have 4 friends who are or were forklift drivers and they all said it's an easy as shit job to do. Most likely the pay wasn't good enough or he wasn't enjoying it all too much.

It's easy. Boring, but easy. And the pay isn't great.

But yeah, the person who said it was probably an exposure stunt is likely correct. I never heard of this streamer until now, so I guess it "worked" (I'll forget they existed in an hour or two, but others might not).

I say they're all 10/10, because having a family member considerate enough to get gifts just because seems to be a rare thing.

Why'd...this person "quit" anyway? If he was making enough to support himself by streaming, what's the allure of a 9-5 grunt job? Seems like an idiot to me; what could he have possibly learned in those two weeks that he shouldn't have known from the get-go?

Be a slob, like one of them.

Board List?

I just got halfway through the story and Popeye was Romeo all along. What a twist!

Whichever one restores the most health. And if it increases your max health on top of that...hoo-hoo-doggy.

So is this dipshit outraged, ho-hum about it, or wildly bewildered? The mood whiplash in each section...oy.

Tell them we had the discussion on shower schedules yesterday. C'mon, kids, we don't need to go around and around on this, do we? Now let's all go out for ice cream!

I don't know what word there depresses me more: "false", or "attempt".

DuranOfForcena posted...

what's going to happen if Trump actually weasels his way back into office again is that he is going to be assassinated, and it may never be traced back to the ultimate source, but the order will have come directly from either the CIA and/or the top military brass. they know that he is perhaps the most dire threat to national security that we have faced in our generation. they are not going to let him back in for 4 more years so he can leak/sell more classified nuclear documents to hostile foreign governments and post more classified spy satellite photos on his fucking social media accounts and brag more to his overseas business contacts about US military actions and capabilities and preside over another rash of overseas CIA operatives being compromised, captured, and killed in record numbers.

How's that saying go? "No time like the present"?

But it's not true. Plenty of people are in poor shape in their early twenties and get in better shape later.

AvlButtslam posted...

Did the Supernatural prequel series get canceled already too?

Yeah, that was a one season and done.

What noxious gas bellowed forth from the Ancient Gaping Maw this time?

Diaper Donny: A Love Story (Love of Burgers)

Converted to atheism.

This dickhead barely works and makes money hand over fist; he doesn't have the first fucking clue what he's talking about. I wish we'd stop interviewing uninformed peons about things as if they're an authority on the matter.

Reverse zygote?

6 works. I'll give my family the gun and let them kill me before anyone else has a chance to collect.

Was it like pushing a button?

Yeah. That pushing the button has like a 1 in 8 billion chance of gettin' you.

projectpat72988 posted...

Funny considering the way this place likes to view itself

Exactly. Reconsider, people who don't want to push the button. You pushing it might get this guy. Talk about a win-win.

If I can afford a revolver I have enough saved for "retirement".

I hold the button down until my hand goes numb.