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https://youtu.be/Co4rRptTdQI?si=qWqUHNfSM8WBiJEh

https://youtu.be/Ytsls9VYzkw?si=7DF6IVKLAi24WzPF

megaman legends 3 WHEN?

Rexdragon125 posted...

This will be as pathetic as his National Guard stunt in LA

this time the national guard will be armed with RAKES! one of them could even have that pole stabby thing to get litter off the ground without bending every time!

Tyranthraxus posted...

No, the best line of the movie was

"You got.... paid?"

https://youtu.be/iYW5rmQgGXE?si=WFlAf3Z8iGThNgXE

lawyer, professional financial advice, getting out of america for a while

trump: https://youtu.be/0Ig2qZEiNv8?si=GFDZJqNZwtssFhv9

also trump: where peas prize?!?

Starks posted...

Did you post this without knowing who O'Keefe is?

He's spent over the past decade doing entrapment pieces and pretending to be a journalist.

shit, i was thinking he was a regular GOP politician. no idea why this would be happening then

is he up for reelection? maybe it's a ploy to act like a "sane republican" in order to get reelected then return to the cult

there's no other way for me to get my perfect futa wife from another realm that can keep me young and healthy

https://youtu.be/Ib-rphWlNIk?si=Lv-OPrce8cvyE7O1

TyVulpine posted...

But...but....Trump claimed he was bringing jobs back!

/s

don't worry, he fired the person who was telling it like it was and is instead getting someone who will tell you big beautiful lies. the trump job report will say that unemployment is down to 1% and we added 10 million new jobs last month!

just use your black and decker hydrator
https://youtu.be/s9U2ekOVL5Q?si=sLA-DV_5zI-_ylKD

Noodles_the_dog posted...

Overweightman is my favourite MGS2 boss

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e71e83ee.png

Smiffwilm posted...

What's odd is, they left the scene where Volgin grabs Naked Snake by the crotch...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6757de7b.png

also (edit: fuck playback disabled on other sites. it's weird al's fat music video)
https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE?si=PuMrYFILufhvJJjV

haven't read the comics but was lex actually a good president? i assume he wasn't a right wing garbage person who wanted the country to burn

Error1355 posted...

It's also scary how full of shit it can be and tell you it's 100% not full of shit with confidence.

Then when you provide it proof it's giving you bullshit it'll go 'YEP YOU'RE RIGHT!!' lol

was trying to use chat gpt to easily switch between couch and tv mode for my computer without just changing the cables each time, and it always messed up. once it said to use the nvidia control panel app to save profiles. i said i can't find the setting, and it just went "you're right nvidia got rid of this feature years ago" like come on now why tell me to use it when it doesn't exist anymore

tell them you just got your jaw wired shut but your new blender is really helping

but i am at home. oh god she's right behind me isn't she?

https://youtu.be/Dc_6dlY5Qnk?si=y5iGQTRRtPQL9COr

futa

BewmHedshot posted...

Maybe TC is just eating the entire pizza and it's literally too big for their stomach

are you not supposed to eat an entire pizza in one sitting?

devilminion posted...

It's a very, very low bar

is there even a bar anymore for republicans?

Scardude posted...

They should have kept the ending with Kang winning. Despite what the test audiences have said

the ending should have been cassie only getting back, everyone else getting stuck. then she notices that there is a bunch of dust in the room, runs out, and finds that she time jumped. now she lost of bunch of time and might be too late to warn the avengers that another kang is coming in

really should have rewritten ant man quantumania so that it wasn't a super nice happy ending, and instead have scott lose. maybe only cassie gets back while everyone else is stuck in the quantum realm because they sacrificed their only way home to defeat kang.

Flaming_Fire619 posted...

What's hilarious is he's only doing this almost assuredly because Colorado is more of a purple state while Alabama is heavy red, so bringing jobs there is the goal

would be funny if the amount of people moving from colorado turns alabama into a purple state. i know it wouldn't be anywhere near the amount needed, simply because the civilians and contractors aren't enough and military vote in their state of residence, not assignment typically

not just the tweet and blurry photos, what's more telling is trying to pass off old photos as new proof of life photos which shows they are trying to hide something big

Zikten posted...

He's going to announce he has cancer

but he is cancer!

ShaneMcComez posted...

The writing has really gone downhill from their usual dopiness. If Dexter can manage his way in and out of the White House, without getting caught.

he just walked in with donuts and mcdonalds and they let him in!

Hexenherz posted...

Maybe it was to get people to stop talking about Donald's friendship with Epstein

that's right! if he's dead there's no need to hide his name from the epstein lists anymore! release the list!

yeah the thing that really makes me suspicious is the usage of old photos. him just not appearing at all? maybe he's sleepy trump. but terribly trying to cover up? that is what is got me thinking his health is failing

i'm up early because i'm old and seemingly incapable of sleeping in no matter how tired i actually am

only twenty days to go until i can play the song!

most likely cause of the traffic collision is giuliani himself, leaking all over the road and causing the other car to lose control

divot1338 posted...

Ill be honest that pizza website seems a lot more reliable than the Trump press secretary.

well one is a grease trap filled with garbage low quality ingredients that is not fit for anything on this world, and the other is a pizza website

the fact that they had to terribly try to use old photos/videos means he really must be circling the drain. he's all about appearing strong and only appearing in blurry photos makes me think he's too bad to even appear decent for fake photo ops like that time he was signing blank documents after a round of covid. plus the remarks from vance about taking over and not immediately being thrashed makes me think the inner circle knows as well that trump is not long for this world

lewd handholding

B18Champ posted...

Biden was in even worse health than Trump back in 2021 and his handlers managed to drag him through to the finish line so I don't think Trump will have a problem lasting until 2028.

"but biden!" cries the totally not trumper

https://youtu.be/LGxH8pGzrjY?si=NY1C-6fF1VQ9CoLI

Storm_Shadow posted...

Maybe they'll both get dysentery.

would be hilarious if he died consuming roadkill and raw milk because rfk jr invited him to dinner

Hexenherz posted...

Navy planning 250th birthday parade in DC (I imagine this will be even worse than the Army one since no one in the Navy marches) https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/army-parade-disappointed-trump-so-navy-will-do-one-too.html

donnie dum-dum: "i want to see the ships going down the street! make it happen!"

https://youtu.be/Cx8sl2uC46A?si=tAEzhd4i3CxlHlOS

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

Would the GOP have the balls to revert a Trump-era policy though?

what happens: they reverse the tariffs

what they tell their cult: we were able to slash prices so you save money! (even though prices would be higher than before all the tariff BS)

sounds more and more that they know his health is failing quickly. no more "the president is the healthiest i've ever seen" crap. they know his demise is coming soon. i guess they are priming the audience for his death and not try to make it seem like a conspiracy, even though a big portion will think it's a conspiracy that a fat out of shape old man who eats fast food could die

maybe skynet and ultron were right, especially considering they saw the internet

Relm_Arrowny_87 posted...

I am so sick of "AI" being in literally everything.

this guy doesn't want an AI comb to predict the number of brush strokes to get your hair perfect? it connects to the internet to gather weather data so that even on humid days your hair would look nice and not frizzy!

bulgogi rice bowl. there's some bulgogi sauce in a bottle and it's not too bad. cook up some garlic and onions, then get like 2 pounds of ground meat (beef, turkey, chicken, whatever). cook it up while breaking it apart, throw the sauce in, simmer. throw that on top of 3 cups of cooked rice, mix it up, portion it out. if you want to, put a little gochujang sauce in a side container and stir that in after reheating

taco rice. make taco meat, mix into rice. taco sauce in side container

japanese curry. i get the bricks in a box, add carrots. mix into rice

they should do a fake out ending where president archer finishes setting up the federation then blue lights starts to erupt from him. "oh boy"

Takuya_Lee posted...

He's going to claim Florida, Louisiana and Texas are blue? Almost every state that can be affected by a hurricane is red. Unambiguously red.

he's going to say the damage is more extensive in the democrat cities so "god was targeting" democrats. you know, because the damage to rural areas is small compared to dense cities in just pure dollars amounts

how do they have time to pick up garbage when they are fighting the murderous gangs and countless lawless criminals? oh wait....