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TopicWhy are orangutans so damn creepy
TyVulpine
02/18/24 9:45:31 AM
#43
I can't tell the difference between an orangutan and Trump....

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TopicGun-Loving GOP Governor Seen Running Scared From Mass Shooting
TyVulpine
02/17/24 11:14:41 AM
#29
Westernwolf4 posted...
This. And then not changing his mind after experiencing this, because the power and donations are too tempting to avoid putting the people he is supposed to be working for at risk. Even after he has experienced the terror of gun violence first hand. All these GOP leaders who cater to the gun lobby and single issue gun nuts are the same. It is infuriating.
Remember when the nutjob shot at Republican Congressmen at the baseball game? They didn't do anything then, or since, about the gun problem. Because they're in the NRA's pocket and don't want to lose that campaign donation cash cow.

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TopicGun-Loving GOP Governor Seen Running Scared From Mass Shooting
TyVulpine
02/17/24 11:13:04 AM
#28
MabusIncarnate posted...
This, "good guy with a gun" is an absolute myth, it's more like coward afraid of existing in public.
Yup, just look at Uvalde. Cops standing outside the room, too chickenshit to go in because they "were afraid of being shot".

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TopicGarfield hates Mondays bcuz it's when Jon leaves for work...
TyVulpine
02/15/24 11:25:14 AM
#15
Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/80e0320b.jpg
You found Lyman!

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TopicGarfield hates Mondays bcuz it's when Jon leaves for work...
TyVulpine
02/15/24 10:45:56 AM
#9
Ivynn posted...
Have we ever seen a comic strip Jon made? Is he successful?
Must be, since he has a rather large house with a basement, despite being single.

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TopicGarfield hates Mondays bcuz it's when Jon leaves for work...
TyVulpine
02/15/24 10:42:53 AM
#7
But he has a studio at home that he does the cartooning from.

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TopicI always wondered how i am alive.
TyVulpine
02/13/24 11:59:53 PM
#13
The odds of you being born were 1 in 400,000,000,000,000 according to scientists (1 in 400 trillion). Pretty low odds yet you beat them...

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TopicNick GaS.
TyVulpine
02/12/24 10:21:52 PM
#22
I liked Figure It Out. Always fun watching Danny get slimed.

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TopicNick GaS.
TyVulpine
02/12/24 10:01:03 PM
#18
Hayame_Zero posted...
I wanted to go on Nick Arcade because those kids sucked at games.

It was always my favorite one just because I liked video games, but in hindsight, it was frustrating to watch.
I wouldn't say they sucked, but if someone gave you a game you've never played before, you'd most likely not do very well at first either. And as for the bonus round, they're forced to watch monitors as they go through an obstacle course set up like on the TV, so it's hard to do that and watch the monitors for where to reach and avoid enemies.

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TopicNick GaS.
TyVulpine
02/12/24 7:27:36 PM
#7
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The Crag was freaking annoying, and if you missed even one actuator, you were doomed to finish last, since they didn't tell you until you were near the top.

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Topic"The Chiefs won because the government wants to promote the vaccine"
TyVulpine
02/12/24 11:27:35 AM
#11
TimeForAction posted...
no the chiefs won because they scored the most points. Govt has no control
"Government bribed the refs to ensure Kansas City won so they can promote the vaccine!"

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TopicAll the items in the inventory of the last character..
TyVulpine
02/12/24 10:28:15 AM
#7
Maybe...depends on how much the inventory of Dust is worth....

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TopicI wish I was a bonobo
TyVulpine
02/12/24 8:20:26 AM
#4
ai123 posted...
It's a myth that they don't fight.
It's not a story the Bonobo will tell you.

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TopicWent down a Twitter rabbit hole and learned how Oreos are satanic
TyVulpine
02/12/24 8:15:39 AM
#4
Chicken posted...
Only reason I wouldnt wanna eat an oreo is when I remember the oreo spider
What?

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TopicWith only one word, describe what's wrong with the world
TyVulpine
02/12/24 7:48:43 AM
#48
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TopicIf you came face to face with 10 year old you.
TyVulpine
02/12/24 7:41:24 AM
#35
Do. Your. F-ing. Homework. No. Matter. What.
Also, buy Bitcoin when it's still new.

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TopicUsing only Gen 1 Pokemon, which is the strongest team you can make using these r
TyVulpine
02/12/24 7:40:27 AM
#31
Anony1125 posted...
nope sorry, it already blew itself up
Good thing I wasn't drinking anything just then, I lol'ed.

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TopicAttempted mass shooting at Joel Osteens church in Houston TX
TyVulpine
02/11/24 10:54:45 PM
#18
SkittyOnWailord posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fb888aa8.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e0b628aa.jpg

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TopicAttempted mass shooting at Joel Osteens church in Houston TX
TyVulpine
02/11/24 10:40:09 PM
#15
CountCorvinus posted...
Thoughts & Prayers.
"Now is not the time to discuss gun control laws"

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TopicAttempted mass shooting at Joel Osteens church in Houston TX
TyVulpine
02/11/24 10:27:25 PM
#12
Rika_Furude posted...
No way this could have been prevented says the only nation where this regularly occurs
Weird how Jesus and their God couldn't have been bothered to stop it either....

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TopicI present to you... The worst Family Feud contstants ever.
TyVulpine
02/11/24 4:47:24 PM
#65
September. Enough said.

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TopicTrump agrees, he'll need to deport tens of millions once elected.
TyVulpine
02/11/24 4:46:08 PM
#72
MAGAs want to deport them, but they don't want to pay the enormous cost such deportation would incur.

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TopicMan, the US has very little people when you think about it.
TyVulpine
02/11/24 10:16:48 AM
#4
Most Americans are centered around large cities, and the bulk of the middle is just farmland, mountains and desert.

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TopicCoyote vs Acme to be a Tax Write off and deleted.
TyVulpine
02/09/24 10:35:10 AM
#35
Just put on DVD

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TopicTrying to find a remote job is more difficult than ever
TyVulpine
02/08/24 10:45:35 AM
#12
So you're saying the chances are....remote?

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TopicWhy are American studios afraid of villain protagonists?
TyVulpine
02/07/24 1:20:39 PM
#16
Background_Guy posted...
The Sopranos
Breaking Bad
The Shield
Dexter
Sons of Anarchy
Barry
You
Succession
Boardwalk Empire
The Godfather
Goodfellas
Scarface
American Psycho
House of Cards
Beef
Tar
Killers of the Flower Moon
A lot of those, it's a Pyrrhic victory. They've lost so much, it was barely worth what they gained.
Godfather, Michael loses his father, his oldest brother Sonny, Luca Brasi, his wife in Sicily, and in the second movie, his other brother Fredo, and in the third, his own daughter.
Scarface, Tony is shot in the back at the end.

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TopicWhy are American studios afraid of villain protagonists?
TyVulpine
02/07/24 10:21:02 AM
#9
Because people like to see villains get their comeuppance. Too few people like to see the villain win.

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TopicHave you ever bought a console for just one game?
TyVulpine
02/05/24 2:46:18 PM
#50
Foppe posted...
I got N64 for a game that got cancelled.
What game?

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TopicHave you ever bought a console for just one game?
TyVulpine
02/05/24 11:40:53 AM
#9
PS3 for Ratchet & Clank: A Crack In Time
PS4 for Star Wars Battlefront (2015)

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Topic38 year old woman charged after having sex with two 15 year old boys at hotel
TyVulpine
02/04/24 3:40:02 PM
#26
ViewtifulGrave posted...
What is a staycation?
Stay at home vacation.

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TopicDo you notice a huge difference between coke and pepsi?
TyVulpine
02/04/24 12:38:42 PM
#16
Coke is tangy AF to me
Pepsi tastes flat.

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Topicis marco's pizza national chain?
TyVulpine
02/03/24 10:48:23 AM
#3
Marco's has 1,052 locations in 35 states, plus Puerto Rico, Bahamas and India.

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TopicOverturning of Roe v. Wade led to 32,000 additional births, study finds
TyVulpine
02/03/24 10:46:47 AM
#5
NPC posted...
https://www.foxnews.com/media/overturning-roe-v-wade-32000-additional-births-study-finds

I'm not sure how many pro life people are on this board anymore but his is great news that those babies now have a shot at living.
32,000 more people Republicans will tell "hope your mom doesn't have to go on welfare!".

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TopicHoly shit @ WWE (SPOILERS)
TyVulpine
02/03/24 10:41:58 AM
#34
CRON posted...
How are they going to stretch out the "finishing the story" stuff for an extra year for enough people to care?
That's the thing, people stopped caring long ago. During Hogan's first run, he defended the belt over 500 times.
Reigns has defended the belt just 29 times since August 2020.

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TopicI hate when the season pass doesnt include all dlc...
TyVulpine
02/03/24 7:11:10 AM
#3
Looking at you, Mario Kart.....

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TopicDo you have a bigger problem with greying hair or balding?
TyVulpine
02/03/24 7:09:52 AM
#60
Nobody in our family has issues with balding, but premature greying is. I found my first grey hair when I was just 32 (I'm 47 now and my hair is completely grey).

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TopicReplace one letter in a movie title with T.
TyVulpine
02/02/24 12:08:17 AM
#114
Clut (Clue)

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