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TopicWhat type of spider needs to bite me for me to get spider powers?
Cyrax
09/14/22 8:11:05 AM
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TopicSomeone in my town got 3rd degree burns while having sex with a hot pocket
Cyrax
08/19/22 8:50:13 PM
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Overheard my bosses talking about it at work today. Just seems like another normal day here in Tampa Bay.

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TopicSpider climbs on face of Steve Harvey lookalike
Cyrax
07/25/22 12:12:09 AM
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https://youtu.be/HsSatYbIHCo

This shit had me dying

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TopicMan demands more for working at Burger King for 27 YEARS
Cyrax
06/24/22 3:50:37 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DqUyup0lzw

tl;dw

  • Man works at Burger King for 27 years
  • Corporate sends him a goodie bag and says "Get fucked"
  • Man cries on internet


*Some of what I said may not be true*

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TopicMan slaps employer after he tries to pay 10 dollars for three hours of work
Cyrax
06/07/22 2:12:07 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_r2m1L50iI

tl;dw

  • Man splits logs for three hours
  • Employer decides to only pay 10 bucks
  • Man slaps the shit out of employer
  • Ends up with 0 dollars

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TopicWhy is everyone in Breaking Bad an awful person?
Cyrax
06/04/22 5:31:11 PM
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Walt:
Murderer
Kid Poisoner
Liar
Meth Manufacturer

Jesse:
Murderer
Snitch
Meth Manufacturer
Selling drugs to addicts in recovery
Threw a giant piece of concrete at a windshield

Hank:
Racist
Stalks the elderly
Commits Home Invasion and Assault
Uses corrupted police power to prevent the law from laying the smackdown on his thieving wife

Skylar:
Smoking while pregnant
Cheated on her husband
Scammed a business owner into giving up his car wash
Aided Walt in building his illegal meth empire

Marie:
Thief
Attempted child abduction

Junior:
Made a horrible looking website with comic sans yellow font on a light green background

Saul:
Deeply Involved in a criminal conspiracy
Watch Better Call Saul for more schemery

Mike:
Murderer
Threatened to kill his lawyer
Helped with building a meth empire for two different people

Gus:
Murderer
Willing to take the lives of children
Builds an illegal drug empire
Tortures the elderly

Tuco:
Murderer
Abductor
Shoots animals for fun
Ran a drug empire

The Cousins:
Murderers
Abuses turtles
Home Invaders
Takes up booths meant for paying customers only

I'd write more but I'm lazy

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TopicGuy abandons family & career for a shitty tabletop game
Cyrax
05/19/22 9:43:07 AM
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If two people are wheelchair bound, who the fuck is gonna get the balls when they drop to the floor?!? Not to mention that people will most likely fuck their hands up by accidentally hitting the wooden railings.

I did some more digging around and yeah all these events were sponsored by the guy himself. 26 years down the toilet. Perhaps the guy is doing okay now, but certainly not through shittier air hockey.

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TopicGuy abandons family & career for a shitty tabletop game
Cyrax
05/17/22 2:16:51 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOw2yWMSfk

td;dw

  • Man goes on TV show to impress judges with his new invention, a shittier version of air hockey called Bulletball
  • Judges aren't impressed, asks what he did to accomplish this
  • Man says he sold everything and quit his job for this (26 years in the making)
  • Judges say no
  • Bulletball becomes a meme

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