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| Topic | I walked in on my dog humping his sister earlier today |
| Cyrax 07/22/18 10:00:53 PM #1 | |
| Topic | >planet namek will explode in 5 minutes |
| Cyrax 07/19/18 11:09:19 PM #1 | |
| Topic | This is why I'll never work retail |
| Cyrax 07/17/18 2:26:07 PM #17 | |
| Topic | Which major pizza chain is your favorite? |
| Cyrax 07/13/18 7:41:16 PM #1 | Pizza - Results (85 votes)
Pizza Hut
29.41% (25 votes)
25
Dominos
40% (34 votes)
34
Little Caesars
8.24% (7 votes)
7
Racist John's
22.35% (19 votes)
19
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| Topic | Group of men fight over who gets first dibs on ice cream truck |
| Cyrax 07/08/18 4:59:52 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Man gets jumped for stealing bread from neighborhood |
| Cyrax 07/02/18 8:34:53 PM #1 | |
| Topic | What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? |
| Cyrax 06/30/18 12:44:05 AM #1 | I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. --- |
| Topic | Would you rather marry a fat/obese girl or a hot girl in a wheelchair? |
| Cyrax 06/28/18 6:20:53 PM #1 | Well? - Results (38 votes)
Fat/obese girl
10.53% (4 votes)
4
Hot girl in a wheelchair
89.47% (34 votes)
34
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| Topic | On July 30, 2008, a man was cannibalized while riding a Greyhound bus. |
| Cyrax 06/26/18 10:48:19 AM #30 | |
| Topic | In Paper Mario, it is possible to give an NPC brain damage. |
| Cyrax 06/25/18 5:38:16 AM #1 | A mole-like character known as "Whacka" will start off commenting on how he is a Whacka and that it is a lovely day. If you hit him with Mario's hammer, he will release a healing item and won't respawn until Mario leaves and re-enters the area. After the third or fourth time, the Whacka will start questioning whether or not he really is a Whacka. After the sixth or seventh time, he struggles with remembering if he ate breakfast in the morning and doesn't even acknowledge who he is anymore. He finally disappears for good after the eighth hit on the head, exclaiming that he cannot take anymore abuse. I can't bring myself to do that to a friendly looking character, even if it is just a video game. --- |
| Topic | Guy tries to eat another guy's face while everyone watches |
| Cyrax 06/18/18 12:49:02 AM #12 | I liked how they interviewed the guy who got bitten afterwards. --- |
| Topic | Black man punishes slavery enthusiast with his fists |
| Cyrax 06/15/18 6:35:07 PM #29 | |
| Topic | Wait, is Assassin's Creed Odyssey a sequel to Super Mario Odyssey? |
| Cyrax 06/14/18 8:39:09 PM #6 | |
| Topic | Wait how does Fortnite make so much money if it's free |
| Cyrax 06/12/18 9:58:42 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Man tries to play Jenga with bricks on a glass table |
| Cyrax 06/11/18 11:49:59 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Why doesn't Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo band together and work as a team? |
| Cyrax 05/28/18 5:05:46 PM #1 | Then they can create the ultimate, most powerful console on the planet, and there would be no competitors to stop them? --- |
| Topic | Descendant of slave owner tries to pay black man below minimum wage. |
| Cyrax 05/14/18 9:39:25 PM #1 | |
| Topic | "A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad." |
| Cyrax 05/10/18 8:55:53 PM #1 | |
| Topic | It sucks that some men are fighting for our country and are still being cucked |
| Cyrax 05/08/18 10:49:07 PM #1 | Their wives/girlfriends are being fucked by other men because how the fuck is the army guy gonna find out? Makes me sad. --- |
| Topic | I don't feel so good... |
| Cyrax 05/02/18 11:44:37 AM #1 | |
| Topic | My dog buried his nose in a cute girl's butt |
| Cyrax 04/30/18 12:04:19 PM #1 | I was walking my dog and we went past this girl who had her back turned. She must've had drugs in her pants or something because he really went in there. She turned around and after realizing what had happened, she let out a giggle and turned back to what she was doing. Why can't I do the same thing without consequences? --- |
| Topic | Gohan would not be able to beat Cell without Goku. |
| Cyrax 04/28/18 8:22:11 PM #1 | |
| Topic | I think two guys are having sex in the stall right next to me |
| Cyrax 04/26/18 12:07:54 PM #1 | They aren't saying anything but I can hear thumping and I can see two pairs of feet from under. I'm trying to use the bathroom in peace... --- |
| Topic | What's a "McGang Bang" |
| Cyrax 04/23/18 1:33:44 PM #1 | My friend told me it's a secret menu item at McDonalds but I've been skeptical because he's known to lie a lot. So what is it? --- |
| Topic | My sister just took our dog to the bathroom with her |
| Cyrax 04/18/18 5:28:21 PM #1 | Uhh... I can hear the shower head running. What's going on in there? --- |
| Topic | LOL @ being on a diet |
| Cyrax 04/17/18 1:25:36 PM #1 | If you can't eat a full slice of pizza then what's the fucking point in living? --- |
| Topic | Can people stop making Mortal Kombat jokes when I post a topic |
| Cyrax 04/12/18 7:10:07 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Family Guy needs another break |
| Cyrax 04/12/18 3:04:51 AM #1 | Remember the first time FG was cancelled, then when they came back to make season 4 and 5, they turned out to be the best seasons of the show? I need me some of that again. --- |
| Topic | I've been told that this girl who rejected me way back is now a single mother |
| Cyrax 04/11/18 2:45:56 PM #1 | I couldn't help but have a big smile on my face. Am I a bad person? --- |
| Topic | "It didn't scan. It must be free lol" |
| Cyrax 04/10/18 11:27:11 AM #29 | |
| Topic | I have a friend who is trying to break off a couple's marriage |
| Cyrax 04/09/18 11:46:18 AM #1 | Ever since 2014, he developed a crush on a mutual friend of ours and hasn't let up. Unfortunately for him, the girl got engaged to someone else and will be married in September. He's looking to me for help on breaking off their marriage. What should I do? --- |
| Topic | Two men fight in a classroom (INSANE FIGHT NO SURVIVORS) |
| Cyrax 04/04/18 1:12:56 PM #1 | |
| Topic | I saw a man whose eyes were VERY far apart |
| Cyrax 04/02/18 6:49:38 PM #1 | I just couldn't stop staring at his face. He could basically look straight before crossing a street instead of left and right. --- |
| Topic | Tried Xbox Live for the first time, got called a racial slur twice |
| Cyrax 03/29/18 11:57:19 AM #1 | |
| Topic | "Yes can I get uhhhhhhh" |
| Cyrax 03/26/18 7:14:43 PM #1 | Just hurry the fuck up and order so you don't create a line. --- |
| Topic | So I asked this girl if I could lick syrup off of her body |
| Cyrax 03/25/18 2:41:25 PM #4 | |
| Topic | A bird's poop landed in my brother's mouth while we were out last week |
| Cyrax 03/22/18 11:42:16 AM #1 | He hasn't left the house since then... I want to get him outdoors again. --- |
| Topic | What if someone is watching us through our webcams |
| Cyrax 03/16/18 10:52:35 PM #1 | That means someone is watching me deed... I feel uncomfortable... --- |
| Topic | I accidentally swiped right on my sister on tinder |
| Cyrax 03/14/18 2:21:24 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Is it still bad to jaywalk even if there are no cars for miles |
| Cyrax 03/13/18 1:33:03 PM #1 | |
| Topic | So this girl is crying to me that her boyfriend is in prison |
| Cyrax 03/12/18 4:03:40 PM #1 | |
| Topic | What if a girl if given a contract by a company and... |
| Cyrax 03/12/18 1:47:18 AM #1 | ...somewhere in it is a line that says "All 18-25 year old female applicants must have sex with the person handing them the contract" and the girl ends up signing the contract without reading the whole thing. What next? >_> I mean, it's fine print. Edit: is* --- |
| Topic | My dog buried his nose in a cute girl's butt |
| Cyrax 03/10/18 10:39:05 AM #1 | I was walking my dog when the girl had her back turned and I guess he smelled drugs or something cause he really went in there. The girl turned around and laughed a bit then went about her business. How come I can't do the same thing without any consequences? --- |
| Topic | You can't call yourself a gamer if you don't own this game |
| Cyrax 03/09/18 9:17:01 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Just found out that my crush showers while naked *-* |
| Cyrax 03/08/18 4:14:05 PM #1 | |
| Topic | tfw when your alt gets a 500 topic before your main |
| Cyrax 03/05/18 7:10:56 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Nazi gets knocked out |
| Cyrax 03/03/18 3:59:46 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Why hasn't American taken over the Sentinelese yet? |
| Cyrax 03/01/18 9:19:52 PM #1 | For those that don't know, the Sentinelese are a group of people living on an island who are untouched by modern civilization. Perhaps the only group on the planet. So why don't we go in there with our tanks and turn those savages into upstanding citizens of society? We can just throw those who don't comply in jail or something. I mean, what do they got? Spears and sticks? Cmon son. EDIT: America*, fuck --- |
| Topic | Are there any OCs that aren't copies of Sonic The Hedgehog? |
| Cyrax 02/26/18 10:37:32 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Man punches another guy because he was reading |
| Cyrax 02/23/18 8:52:34 PM #1 | |
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