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| Topic | This next generation of hollywood actors suck ass |
| Cyrax 02/06/21 1:10:25 AM #1 | All the better actors are old af and close to retiring and all these forgettable young faces that are supposed to replace them will be the end of cinematography. Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprico, Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Samuel L Jackson, Jack Nicholson, Adam Sandler, all these movie gods are reaching the end of their careers. Now all we have are literal whos who aren't innovative, inspiring, or spectacular, and their biggest roles are in netflix shows that no one remembers after a week. Tragic. --- |
| Topic | Pro tip: Never trust anyone who owns a dented vehicle |
| Cyrax 01/19/21 4:00:17 PM #1 | |
| Topic | 31 year old NEET goes on a rant because someone told him to get a job |
| Cyrax 01/18/21 5:12:44 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Why aren't you doing anything to stop covid? |
| Cyrax 01/04/21 9:31:02 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Man fights his own smart record player invention (Human) in a homeless shelter |
| Cyrax 12/28/20 7:32:46 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Man fights his own smart record player invention (Human) in a homeless shelter |
| Cyrax 12/28/20 8:46:35 AM #3 | AzurexNightmare posted... Mark Wahlberg No it's MARCUS Walberg. --- |
| Topic | Man fights his own smart record player invention (Human) in a homeless shelter |
| Cyrax 12/28/20 12:11:38 AM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QMyhEyfmQ8 Inventor Marcus Walberg invented the "Smart Record Player", a human-like robot that can sing any musical song in the world. Unfortunately, the robot was glitched and was only able to sing a portion of Marvin Gaye's hit single "Let's get it on". Marcus was unable was fix the invention in time for his appointment with several philanthropists and was unable to secure any money to pay back the loans he took out to work on his invention. He had to sell all of his possessions and took reside in a homeless shelter, bringing in his invention as this was only chance to move up in the world. However, the "Smart Record Player" had the name "Smart" in its name for a reason. The invention eventually took a mind of its own and sought out to destroy mankind, all while still retaining it's glitch. It was up to Marcus to sacrifice a future of dreams and riches for the greater good of the Earth. --- |
| Topic | Twitch Mod cries after being unmodded |
| Cyrax 12/27/20 7:01:19 AM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjPdJ6Wb5Ww I'd like to imagine this is how most mods are in streams that have 50+ viewers on average. The empty power gets to their head. --- |
| Topic | Uh guys shouldn't we wait until the covid vaccine gets more testing? |
| Cyrax 12/12/20 3:59:20 AM #1 | I mean vaccines could take years to be quality checked and I wouldn't want half the world to take it and end up with severe side effects like uh uh erectile dysfunction. --- |
| Topic | Digital game master race |
| Cyrax 12/09/20 8:52:14 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Sekiro seems like a Dark Souls game for babies so far |
| Cyrax 11/29/20 10:41:42 PM #9 | Squall28 posted... I think it depends on which one you did first. I did Sekiro, and then Dark Souls 3, and Dark Souls 3 was a much easier game for me. Look man sometimes falling off a ledge is a faster route than going around to take the ladder. Not to mention that it only takes like a 2 foot drop for you to lose health. --- |
| Topic | Sekiro seems like a Dark Souls game for babies so far |
| Cyrax 11/29/20 10:29:55 PM #1 | No fall damage Resurrection No need to worry about any stats except health and strength More mobility options like jumping and wall jumping Falling off a cliff doesn't result in immediate death You can't accidentally walk off cliffs if there's nothing below I still like Bloodborne better --- |
| Topic | I'm pissed that my gaming skills are deteriorating as my life gets busier. |
| Cyrax 11/22/20 11:41:25 PM #1 | Particularly in multiplayer games when I'm against another player. I used to be feared in all of online gaming back when I was only in High School, I could stand up to anyone at anytime and sure I didn't win them all but I put up a good fight and absolutely tore many buttholes open. Then I got a job, okay I can't focus all my time on games anymore. But no biggie I'm still good. Then I got my own place. Okay I had to juggle that with my gaming too. Then I got a girlfriend. I didn't realize she would take up a lot of my time. Now I struggle to beat even the scrubs and I KNOW I can beat them if only I had the time to grind and kick their candy asses back to where they belong. It makes me sad, honestly. Yeah I won't forfeit my job, place, and gf for the gaming skills but FUCK I want those too. --- |
| Topic | Life as a fish must suck |
| Cyrax 11/08/20 10:43:23 PM #1 | If you're a pet, you are forced to spent your entire life in swimming in squares. And you swim in your own pee. If you're out in the wild, you have to be on constant alert from bigger fish, bears, and humans. And you swim in your own pee. --- |
| Topic | You gotta love making more on unemployment than you did at your old job |
| Cyrax 10/21/20 6:40:36 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Call of Duty: Ghosts outsold Breath of the Wild |
| Cyrax 10/20/20 5:06:24 PM #1 | |
| Topic | So those uncontacted tribes must be doing well during Covid. |
| Cyrax 10/20/20 3:40:05 AM #9 | Orlando_Jordan posted... At least they have an incel-free society. I doubt it. Men have been fighting over kitties since the dawn of time. Surely some of them must've lost all their battles. --- |
| Topic | The FUNNIEST fight video you will ever see all year |
| Cyrax 10/13/20 4:30:15 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Man reveals that he wouldn't want to eat his gf's ass |
| Cyrax 09/17/20 5:47:49 AM #1 | https://clips.twitch.tv/OpenTenaciousMangoFunRun Did you see that look in her eye? It seemed like she really wanted it. --- |
| Topic | Don't you hate it when you fall asleep first and... |
| Cyrax 09/09/20 7:32:34 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Covid Survivor gets $1 million dollar hospital bill |
| Cyrax 09/04/20 10:35:21 AM #3 | That's what you get for being out in public. Stay indoors next time bub. --- |
| Topic | Worker slaps old guy for attempting to pay him 10 dollars for three hours |
| Cyrax 07/31/20 12:02:37 PM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_r2m1L50iI I think the funniest part here is that this is the original upload, judging from the backstory in the description. --- |
| Topic | Video games should be banned from being released around the Holidays |
| Cyrax 07/28/20 12:30:26 AM #1 | That way, games won't be rushed for that Christmas shopping and the games will be most polished and bug-free. I'm sorry Sonic 06... --- |
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