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| Topic | Maybe I should go on dates with rich, lonely, older women |
| PK_Spam 09/05/17 1:38:27 PM #3 | |
| Topic | Maybe I should go on dates with rich, lonely, older women |
| PK_Spam 09/05/17 12:14:02 PM #1 | I bet they'd pay nicely to have a young man pining over them. I should totally do it. Where do I go? --- |
| Topic | Going to the premiere of a gay club. |
| PK_Spam 09/04/17 6:05:03 PM #23 | Gay clubs are lame. I'd rather just drink at home with the guys. I'll use Grindr if I have a hankering to get laid. --- |
| Topic | Fact: Hulu>>>> Netflix |
| PK_Spam 09/04/17 6:01:47 PM #9 | Mernardi posted... I hate Hulu for the simple fact that it has ads even though it's a paid subscription. Fuck that. Hulu hasn't had ads for quite some time now. What're you talking about? --- |
| Topic | I work for one of the literal best haunted attractions in the world. |
| PK_Spam 09/04/17 8:36:59 AM #4 | I instantly lose all inherent trust in a person if they tell me they believe in ghosts --- |
| Topic | Just think, right now, Sunny's wife is laying in bed and thinking about... |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 10:27:50 PM #8 | RCtheWSBC posted... This is mean and stupid. Has it not been established that I'm both? --- |
| Topic | Just think, right now, Sunny's wife is laying in bed and thinking about... |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 10:16:56 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Rochelle from Everybody Hates Chris is a milf |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 5:33:58 PM #10 | |
| Topic | so is icoyar a hypocrite now? |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 4:25:20 PM #15 | Wait... Icoyar said that YEARS ago? How the fuck is he supposed to remember that? And the fact that you remembered it suggests way more about you than anyone else. --- |
| Topic | so is icoyar a hypocrite now? |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 3:50:50 PM #10 | |
| Topic | Jesus, Fate Grand Order's Gacha pulls are garbage! |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 3:12:56 PM #1 | I don't play the game. My Gacha of choice right now is Tales of the Rays, and I haven't put much money into it (I might for the Rita/Raven event, but whatever). This guy bought 270gems in FGO and he did, like, 6 ten pulls and only got a bunch of 3 stars and one 4 star servant. Out of 60 pulls. And apparently the rate for a 5 star is 1%? I would kick a wall with nails in my toes before giving money to that scam --- |
| Topic | What do you think is the best rap tune of all time? |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 2:15:52 PM #9 | |
| Topic | Your reaction: Your daughter just had her heart broken, got cheated on + dumped. |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 1:51:27 PM #8 | Me: "Lady, he's from the third richest family in town. You get pregnant with his baby and you trap the everloving shit out of him, or you're dead to me. I need that child support money to fulfill my dream of getting away from my children." --- |
| Topic | Why was that bully girl in Kim Possible? |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 1:05:34 PM #1 | Kim didn't keep a secret identity, but that bully constantly acted like a bitch to her anyway. Did she want Kim to beat the everloving shit out of her? Because Kim would've done it SUPER easily. Why didn't Kim go and slam that bully against a locker every time she thought to speak up? --- |
| Topic | Fuck. Now I'm invested in a children's cartoon's lore |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 11:58:32 AM #10 | I saw it yesterday and the animation for the PV was excellent. But Toei is always gonna Toei, so the final product would've looked like shit if it were an anime. --- |
| Topic | A great post about why feminisim is wrong about the patriarchy |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 7:03:07 AM #13 | Lol, the right's standards for men on their own side are so low they're willing to ignore all the women who've been down in a Texas helping just for Facebook likes. --- |
| Topic | AMA: I'm in my wedding hotel room on the eve of my wedding. |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 12:06:03 AM #22 | Oh, no. I am. Sorry for the confusion. I actually am a piece of shit. Maybe I should've worded my thing more simply so you would've understood. --- |
| Topic | AMA: I'm in my wedding hotel room on the eve of my wedding. |
| PK_Spam 09/03/17 12:00:59 AM #20 | |
| Topic | AMA: I'm in my wedding hotel room on the eve of my wedding. |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 11:44:43 PM #17 | Why aren't you passed out in the corner of your room while your friends tell you what a mistake this wedding is. Meanwhile, your one friend, the nerdy one who usually looks disheveled and wears glasses, inches closer. He's wearing contacts for the occasion, and is dressed nicely. And then you realize. He wasn't the one who was blind. You were. And then you go and passionately go at it with him the night before your big wedding. And then your nerdy friend will be the one objecting to the whole affair at the end. Then you both run off into the sunset, with him carrying you off. Or maybe the other way around. --- |
| Topic | Did I tell you guys about the GROSSEST thing I ever saw at a party? |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 11:40:45 PM #9 | wwinterj25 posted... So you decided not to get rid of the cup? My friends and I didn't want to be "those guys" and tell the party guy that a girl may or may not have dropped gross stomach chunks into the thing. We stayed FAR away from that though, and just decided to drink from the bottles people brought. --- |
| Topic | Wow, the new Smurfs movie is a HUGE improvement over the first ones |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 10:59:26 PM #6 | I saw the first one because I was bored over the summer a few years ago. Never saw the second My niece begged me to watch this one with her --- |
| Topic | Did I tell you guys about the GROSSEST thing I ever saw at a party? |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 10:40:03 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Wow, the new Smurfs movie is a HUGE improvement over the first ones |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 10:39:23 PM #4 | Wow, the last act of this movie is SUPER short This movie follows The Hero's Journey to a T. It's good, but sorta generic outside of having a female main character, which sorta makes it just a tiny bit original despite following the world's oldest story structure. I wouldn't watch it again, but I can see children loving it and seeing it till the cows come home --- |
| Topic | Wow, the new Smurfs movie is a HUGE improvement over the first ones |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 10:30:36 PM #3 | For clarification, I'm talking about the all-cgi smurf movie. Not the live action one with NPH --- |
| Topic | Wow, the new Smurfs movie is a HUGE improvement over the first ones |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 10:24:37 PM #1 | It's not Oscar winning material or anything, but it's a fun watch with pretty competent writing so far. --- |
| Topic | Did I tell you guys about the GROSSEST thing I ever saw at a party? |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 9:00:55 PM #1 | So I'm at my buddy's place for a big thing shortly before Christmas. He decked out the entire basement with those UV lights and strobe lights, so it looked sick. And he made a full spread of drinks too, with one of those big plastic bins for jungle juice (it was recommended you bring fruit juice and liquor to the party to dump into the bin upon arrival). This is important. So the party's going hard reeeaaally late at night, with no sign of stopping. I watch a girl totally jamming out by herself, and she looks like she's having a ton of fun. Suddenly, she takes a cup and fills it with the juice, then I see her reach into her pocket to pull out a baggie with a few little pills in it, probably ecstasy. She takes, like, 2 or 3 of the pills and then chases them with her juice. I see her dance around for about 30 more seconds before I see her puke all over herself, the floor, and inside her cup. She then kneels down on the floor, sifting through the chunks of whatever was in there, picks up the vomited pills off of the party sludge covered floor... and swallowed them before drinking her half throw up/half juice mixture. Then she makes it worse. Her cup was at least a quarter full, but she fucking drops the whole cup into the plastic bin, probably getting awful stomach chunks mixed with the rest of the drank, and fishes it out. People, who obviously didn't know what happened, continued to drink from it for the rest of the night. And THAT is why I don't drink jungle juice from open containers. Nor throw parties at my own place. --- |
| Topic | What is the last movie you saw in theaters? |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 7:52:07 PM #7 | |
| Topic | Do you think Republicans would vote for Hank Hill if he was real? |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 6:38:08 PM #10 | I feel like Hank wouldn't necessarily side with the higher up Republican guys though, after seeing how they act outside of the wholesome western aesthetic they put on for the masses. --- |
| Topic | Remember the "wrestling" scene in season 8 of Always sunny? |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 5:05:16 PM #1 | http://33.media.tumblr.com/93159639c5924d2a6c0d561483881fa0/tumblr_mwaefil53l1skt03xo6_r2_250.gif And people still say that Mac being gay came out of nowhere. --- |
| Topic | Fuck. Now I'm invested in a children's cartoon's lore |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 3:29:06 PM #8 | SmidgeIsntBack posted... I'm still too disappointed by the switch to CGI to watch it. It's animated by Toei, right? The same company that's too cheap to reintroduce Cell in DB Super because the spots would take too much effort to animate. In the financial powerhouse that is DBZ. There was no way they would've done it for Ladybug --- |
| Topic | Currently "fighting" Yiazmat. |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 2:41:27 PM #4 | Are you telling me the original game had a 4 hour long boring boss fight? --- |
| Topic | Fuck. Now I'm invested in a children's cartoon's lore |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 2:34:49 PM #5 | It's the strongly written character personalities that attract people to both shows. My niece went through a MLP phase too, and I thought it was surprisingly decent. We truly are in a golden age for cartoons. For the first time ever, we have showrunners for cartoons that care about the authenticity of their craft. --- |
| Topic | Why are 'they' trying to make Star Wars villains look alt right? (spoilers) |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 2:24:12 PM #20 | |
| Topic | Fuck. Now I'm invested in a children's cartoon's lore |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 2:21:49 PM #3 | DreadedWave posted... PK_Spam posted...Is this how the MLP Adams started? UGH, I always hate it when people quote my messages that I don't proofread. --- |
| Topic | Fuck. Now I'm invested in a children's cartoon's lore |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 2:19:33 PM #1 | Miraculous Ladybug My neice legitimately watches it every day. I've probably seen each episode twice by now because that's all she plays in netflix. So now I'm reading into interviews by the showrunners and a bunch of nonsense theories about the vast dynamics for the next season. Is this how the MLP fans started? --- |
| Topic | Quick, I need a full novel online to read so I don't have to go outside |
| PK_Spam 09/02/17 8:45:45 AM #1 | My sister wants to go to the beach with family but all I wanna do is... go to the gym for a bit and then lounge around. The last thing I want is to be outside in the hot Florida sun with sand charging my thighs for 8 hours straight. I need a good excuse. Help me. --- |
| Topic | Narcos S3 out today, reviews saying it's the best |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 9:59:34 PM #13 | ArtVandelay posted... It's because that shitty MC is gone and now Oberyn is the main player. Oh shit, Oberyn from GoT is in this? Looks like I need to watch this starting next week --- |
| Topic | You're in an RPG and just got your best weapon... |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 9:58:07 PM #3 | KainWind posted... Its called the Rusty Knife and it's ready to shatter at the first strike. That's such a cool weapon --- |
| Topic | You're in an RPG and just got your best weapon... |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 9:56:07 PM #1 | What's the weapon and what do you name it? Mine is an awesome heavy bow called Storm's End. The name alone is super badass, so I bet it has incredible stats. --- |
| Topic | What do you think happened to the Honjo Masamune? |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 7:33:24 PM #7 | A lot of the super rich elite have a bunch of super rare historical items. They just don't talk about it with the laypeople. --- |
| Topic | There are two houses and a lab in Pallet Town. One house is yours. |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 7:10:10 PM #9 | Like... dude. Red/Blue takes place right after a war that kills off most of the adults. Of course their town is absolutely barren. --- |
| Topic | It's Always Sunny is proof that good actors can transform a meh script into... |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 2:55:09 PM #1 | Something good. I'm reading the script for Charlie Gets Crippled (and the draft approved by the network was titled "The Gang Ges Crippled" fyi) and it seems so bland and lifeless on paper. Thank god every member of that show is so talented, because they made it... good. The things the script didn't deliver on (which Mac's actor wrote) was perfectly said by the people onscreen. If these people weren't talented enough to improve the script, the episode would've sucked, which is a shame, because this was Danny Devito's first episode. --- |
| Topic | Are you fat? |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 1:05:32 PM #23 | |
| Topic | Which TV show with a 'cult' following circle-j***s their show more? |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 12:20:46 PM #15 | drunkmuggle posted... dan harmon fans slurp his nuts so fucking hard it pisses me off I understand why people like him. Harmontown really humanizes him, and he's good at writing unconventionally flawed characters we grow to love, along with his specific brand of humor, but yes, his fandom is SUPER curclejerky. --- |
| Topic | THREESOMES - would YOU partake in one? |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 11:54:53 AM #24 | quinntotheflinn posted... StrykerX posted...I've had a few with my fiance and her friend. The first was our 6 month anniversary. Very fun for all every time Like I said earlier, you absolutely can't do a threesome with someone who is prone to jealousy. I think getting jealous over a planned threesome is dumb, but people are allowed to have different opinions I guess. --- |
| Topic | THREESOMES - would YOU partake in one? |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 11:46:33 AM #18 | Maybe you should practice more then. Being bad at sex and being bad at talking to your parents are no joke! --- |
| Topic | Which TV show with a 'cult' following circle-j***s their show more? |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 11:41:49 AM #7 | Community's following is the only reason it didn't get cancelled by the second season, and the primary reason Dan Harmon is still such a popular figure in the nerd and screenwriting communities. --- |
| Topic | Which TV show with a 'cult' following circle-j***s their show more? |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 11:37:54 AM #5 | Steven Universe, as good as it is, has the most circlejerky fandom, but of the two shows you mentioned, Rick and Morty is worse. Half the fandom are normal people, but the other half constantly talks about how "most people" can't understand the "complex" humor the show offers. It absolutely reeks r/iamverysmart --- |
| Topic | Which novel will end first? Hunter x Hunter or ASoIaF? |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 11:32:24 AM #6 | Im honored that you made a meme for me, but it pails in comparison to the one that Helly made. That's why it's in my dig now --- |
| Topic | Which novel will end first? Hunter x Hunter or ASoIaF? |
| PK_Spam 09/01/17 11:31:36 AM #5 | LordBalor4 posted... Also, Hunter x Hunter sounds like slash fanfiction. There's a gay pairing between the main character duo, so... http://pm1.narvii.com/5893/767ba5cd98317d2becdf90a1cb59b0b312a25b19_hq.jpg --- |
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