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Topiclmao sabrina the teenage witch is such a good show
PK_Spam
01/12/18 12:19:10 PM
#38
Smarkil posted...
TallTamryu posted...
I used to love this show. So many 90's corney shows that were pretty awesome. I used to watch that and Clarissa explains it all every so often. I always seemed to watch it every other episode or 2 though, never watched either of them all the way through.

There used to be another show that I loved around the same time too. Secret life...something?. Oh god,what was it called? Oh snap I found it somehow! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_World_of_Alex_Mack

Bet almost nobody remembers that. I barely remember it myself.


I remember it well enough to remember I wanted to bang the girl on it and seeing her bare shoulders (and implied nudity) got me all hot and bothered as a kid.

Imagine going through the process of thinking this post, writing it, and then looking it over for spelling errors and then posting it, and not thinking that it makes you sound like a giant creep
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Topiclmao sabrina the teenage witch is such a good show
PK_Spam
01/12/18 12:02:24 PM
#35
What was the deal with the one aunt being black in the cartoon? That was always jarring for me. Id watch the actual live action show on WB11, and then switch to Toon Disney and... shes suddenly black.
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TopicBasket full of deplorables or S***hole countries
PK_Spam
01/11/18 11:53:38 PM
#6
Raikuro posted...
shithole country full of deplorables

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TopicOne of the dumbest TV tropes...
PK_Spam
01/11/18 7:10:53 PM
#6
I was gonna say another trope was worse, but yeah, that trope is shitty.

But the I know youre in there somewhere trope is pretty bad too. Except its sort of worse because a lot of shows are doing that these days and they never do anything cool or exciting with it.
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TopicSomeone on this site has made over 10,000 accounts to troll the Switch board
PK_Spam
01/11/18 2:42:24 AM
#17
Well, I guess some people spend their free time doing hard drugs or murdering people. So its not the WORST thing they could possibly do, I guess.
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TopicMorbid question. You know those horrible events where...
PK_Spam
01/11/18 2:40:52 AM
#3
Wow, I got an actual answer and not someone telling me my midnight dreams are weird.
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TopicLiterally every person I have met who uses 'they' pronouns stops within 3 years.
PK_Spam
01/11/18 2:35:25 AM
#4
I think its cool that youve met every person in the world who uses gender neutral pronouns
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TopicMorbid question. You know those horrible events where...
PK_Spam
01/11/18 2:34:10 AM
#1
An entire family gets murdered? But they have pets that are still around?

What happens to those pets? Do they get put in adoption agencies? And do those places get told oh hey, this dog was around for this bloody triple murder.

Like... is that a thing? Can those adoption agencies use that as a way to get people to adopt those animals? I imagine some people will pity adopt those pets. Or people who are super into horrible murders. Like theyd get a piece of the crime when they adopt the dog that saw its owner get skewered in two while his wife got her head on a stake. And theyre be SUPER into it.

Just a thought.
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TopicAfter drinking water for a full day
PK_Spam
01/10/18 1:34:59 PM
#17
Question, are you taking medication? I find that taking my albuterol makes water taste weird for me for a few days after. Maybe you have a similar thing.
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TopicIcoyar, have you considered donating your body to science?
PK_Spam
01/10/18 1:24:23 PM
#1
TopicYou need to use the bathroom
PK_Spam
01/10/18 1:19:04 PM
#2
Instant message Claudia hymen and ask whether she pooped or peed.
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TopicY'know what? I'm gonna make a conscious effort to be less jaded
PK_Spam
01/10/18 1:39:47 AM
#12
Cacciato posted...
PK_Spam posted...
We are born alone in this giant, unforgiving world, and we will all die alone. Those promises we made to other people? Or to ourselves? They dont mean a single thing.

Also knock it off with the emo thing.

I will. Just in baby steps.
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TopicY'know what? I'm gonna make a conscious effort to be less jaded
PK_Spam
01/10/18 1:36:02 AM
#9
We are born alone in this giant, unforgiving world, and we will all die alone. Those promises we made to other people? Or to ourselves? They dont mean a single thing.
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TopicY'know what? I'm gonna make a conscious effort to be less jaded
PK_Spam
01/10/18 1:33:48 AM
#7
People are always like Hey! Im gonna finally rise to the occasion and do something! And then the actual work hits them and they say something along the lines of Gee, Ive been working hard (they havent). I deserve a reward by falling back into my old fucking habits that made me miserable in the first place.

Then they keep doing it until the next wave of enthusiasm and zeal for life hits them. And theyll keep doing that until the day they die.
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TopicY'know what? I'm gonna make a conscious effort to be less jaded
PK_Spam
01/10/18 1:30:56 AM
#5
Cacciato posted...
You could also try to stop with that whole 'aura of superiority' while you're at it.

But people are dumb. Like, really dumb. Theyre so dumb they dont even realize the fact that people dont change.

I just saw some guy I went to high school with post, for the 3rd time in 6 months, that hes finally going to the gym and quitting cigarettes. Followed by a 10 second video of him flushing his carton down the toilet. He did that already. Back in September.

Nobody changes. People just get worse. And the moment people start accepting that about themselves, the sooner they can get over their own bullshit and start being real with each other.
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TopicY'know what? I'm gonna make a conscious effort to be less jaded
PK_Spam
01/10/18 1:25:48 AM
#1
So you know what Im gonna do when I see someone I graduated with post a whiny message on Facebook about their GoFundMe for their new tires? Or a post about how two people, who constantly post about their relationship issues, are getting married? Or some chick talking about how every Taylor Swift song is So me!!!!?

Im not gonna tell them that maybe they could afford tires if they didnt spend their money on their highly public wine hobby? And Im not gonna roll my eyes and say that their future marriage is a sham fueled by our Nicholas Sparks, Joker and Harley Quinn-saturated romantic subculture. Or that Taylor Swift represents everything wrong with shallow, phony celebrities marketing themselves towards slightly overweight nose-stud wearing girls who wear chokers but, like, as a statement.

No. Im just gonna move on.

Why do people have to be dummies?
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Topicwhen are you supposed to ask someone you're dating what you actually are
PK_Spam
01/10/18 12:24:30 AM
#20
trodi_911 posted...
Be straightforward. Just ask and say it's to put your mind at ease about it.


That

In every relationship Ive had, the early stages always had me taking it 100% seriously after the second or third date. And usually, sometime after that, when were alone, I bring up the Yeah, my friends and I are throwing this party. Youre coming, right? Theyre gonna think its weird if my boyfriend isnt gonna be there and then a short pause and then We ARE dating, right, man? But I only do that when Im already sure its a serious thing. And we throw on the label after.

If its just a casual-ish thing, I dont even bring it up, but I also consciously put in less effort, so its usually obvious its not a real thing.
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TopicThis Kentucky FAT Girl is Viciously Attacked because she has a SKINNY BOYFRIEND
PK_Spam
01/09/18 11:49:00 PM
#10
Oh please, people have bigger problems than that.
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TopicI wish I had a boyfriend
PK_Spam
01/09/18 11:24:30 PM
#8
I bet you ICOYAR came in here looking for another cooze who he could convince to take foot fetish pictures for him.
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TopicWhat's the deal with all these comedy characters being alcoholics?
PK_Spam
01/09/18 10:57:02 PM
#1
I can't even begin to name how many comedies have their main characters drown their sorrows in booze. And half the time they treat it as a problem (You're the Worst, BoJack Horseman, etc...), or it's glazed over (Always Sunny, Two and a Half Men, etc...)

Is... is this just the writers making what they know, or is it just a common trope? But alcoholism is a giant problem, and I understand most of the adults writing these shows know that real people drinking as much as these fictional characters isn't a joke. And those same alcoholics are shitshows who no self-respecting people will ever associate with.

So... what's the deal?
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TopicHave you ever been asked by kids/teens to buy them cigarettes or alcohol?
PK_Spam
01/09/18 6:31:53 PM
#12
Whhhhaaaaaatttttt???? Me. A college student? Being asked to buy alcohol that may or may not be consumed by minors?

Thats crazy
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TopicThere has been a serious problem with contraband around here...
PK_Spam
01/09/18 6:22:33 PM
#2
What kind of test is my urine gonna take? Science? Literature? Math? Because if I cant do math good, my urine is gonna absolutely bomb.
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TopicJapanese perspective of Logan Paul: They don't seem to care that much.
PK_Spam
01/09/18 6:05:22 PM
#25
It shouldnt matter if theyre offended or not. Its still a shitty thing to do. Like, what dont you get about ethics?
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TopicGetting your hair cut with scissor start is honestly one of
PK_Spam
01/09/18 6:03:52 PM
#8
Also my autocorrect is trash

See above
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TopicGetting your hair cut with scissor start is honestly one of
PK_Spam
01/09/18 6:03:03 PM
#7
Jen0125 posted...
I don't know what scissor start is

You should know by now that I never proofread while Im writing im writing.
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TopicBreath of the Wild over Persona 5
PK_Spam
01/09/18 5:56:42 PM
#7
But the Persona series is super niche. Of course BotW is gonna win whatever poll its in. It has more mainstream appeal.
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TopicGetting your hair cut with scissor start is honestly one of
PK_Spam
01/09/18 5:55:38 PM
#4
Jen0125 posted...
i'm sorry what

Are you saying you dont find the sound of scissors cutting away at your hair to be relaxing?

My hair NEVER gets longer than an inch, and I still enjoy a good scissor cut once a month.
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TopicGetting your hair cut with scissor start is honestly one of
PK_Spam
01/09/18 5:46:23 PM
#1
The most relaxing things known to man. The sound of the blades cutting away at your wet hair is just... ahhhhhh.

Please tell me theres an ASMR video of that
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TopicSome Philosophers believe that nobody is born with a soul
PK_Spam
01/09/18 12:42:56 PM
#5
Sand_Flare posted...
That kind of philosophy is the fast track to stripping the humanity from anyone you deem to be uninitiated into your cult of suffering and thoughtfulness.

Yeah, that.

And who gets to decide that someone has a soul? The philosopher? Well that philosopher should probably suck a lemon.
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TopicDoki Doki Literature Club Play Log
PK_Spam
01/08/18 12:05:32 AM
#75
Spoilers for some of the... supplemental material for the game.

Apparently the next game is gonna offer us a way to give everyone a happy ending, since the next one takes place in an alternate (or the real) universe featuring the same characters.

Monika (its probably her, at least) wants us to figure out a way to tell the girls everything thatll happen before it actually happens, so they know what to expect and take proactive measures so it doesnt happen.

But I imagine itll all backfire and telling them everything (ESPECIALLY YURI) will probably just make a separate timeline where things are even worse.

Were dealing with a franchise here, folks. These girls arent gonna be happy anytime soon.

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TopicDoki Doki Literature Club Play Log
PK_Spam
01/07/18 12:33:16 PM
#28
Just play, like, for 5 more minutes

And KEEP YOUR GAME FILES OPEN AND LOOK AT THEM CONSTANTLY FROM NOW ON
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TopicDoki Doki Literature Club Play Log
PK_Spam
01/07/18 12:31:46 PM
#26
Dont strain yourself ;)
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TopicDoki Doki Literature Club Play Log
PK_Spam
01/07/18 10:45:16 AM
#15
Wtf dude, romance Sayori. How would you feel if your childhood friend left you hanging after you introduced him to a bunch of new friends?
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TopicDoki Doki Literature club better scare my shitless
PK_Spam
01/06/18 11:17:16 PM
#61
Whew! Just got the good ending! Time to get started on NNDannys mod.

Damn it... I should be writing/studying the craft right now.

Eevee-Trainer posted...
RomanGhost posted...
It's late, and I know you're lying. I'll wait until it's the middle of the day or something so I can go to sleep.

Seriously, though, I am not good with horror. I wish I was, but the fucked up stuff always gets to me hard.

Well if you're being serious ... all I can really say is to take the warnings very seriously.

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TopicDoki Doki Literature club better scare my shitless
PK_Spam
01/06/18 10:11:02 PM
#50
Well Im sure when DDLC 2 comes out, theyll up the ante and make more freaky moments for 80% of the game.

Isnt that what FNaF did with the lore? I seem to remember them laying it on pretty thick after they learned that people were super interested in it.
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TopicWhat's with ICOYAR's obsession with bodily fluids?
PK_Spam
01/06/18 1:00:03 AM
#5
Ive dealt with middle schoolers with the same interests, so... its not that surprising ICOYAR shares something in common with them.
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TopicDoki Doki Literature club better scare my shitless
PK_Spam
01/06/18 12:27:57 AM
#48
Is this series gonna today he next FNaF? Seems like Team Salvato has a lot of work until Project Libitina is out, but apparently theyre doing some more stuff for DDLC?
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TopicI find it ironic that the lefties are so eager to believe Steve Bannon now...
PK_Spam
01/05/18 2:17:59 AM
#4
I find it funny that the... righties that say this believe that listening to someone on the other side isnt possible if youre on a different side of the political spectrum.
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TopicI mean procrastinating. What's the best game theory episodes?
PK_Spam
01/04/18 11:48:20 PM
#1
I saw the Undertale trilogy and the two Doki Doki videos.

Go go go
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TopicThat voice inside my head is being a bitch today
PK_Spam
01/04/18 9:43:04 PM
#10
SusanGreenEyes posted...
What kind of script are you writing?

Im writing a BoJack Horseman script.

In January I storyboarded and prewrote specs for that, Steven Universe, and Its Always Sunny, and ultimately decided on BoJack because I thought it had the most potential for witty situations and because it would give me a chance to see how well I could pun.

Its a little hard, but I can see it coming together nicely. This first draft so far is rooooooooouuuuuuuugggghhhh though. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but I feel like Ive never felt so much resistance on a first draft before.
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TopicThat voice inside my head is being a bitch today
PK_Spam
01/04/18 9:09:08 PM
#5
Lokarin posted...
It's Nickelodean, they want distracting and awful.

You would think so, but they want things like specs for Rick and Morty, BoJack Horseman, Arrested Development and a whole lot more. The only Nick shows I see is PJ Masks. And that's only for the Preschool Track, which also has Crazy Ex Girlfriend, for some reason.

Even Steven Universe is an option for writers here.
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TopicThat voice inside my head is being a bitch today
PK_Spam
01/04/18 8:21:00 PM
#1
Im trying to finish the first draft of this script I want to send to Nickelodeon for their writing fellowship, and I shouldve finished it back in the 1st.

And this damn voice keeps telling me how awful my work is. Its distracting. And if I dont work past it and finish the draft by this weekend, Im gonna be super backed up and might not be happy with what I have by the end of the month.

Tell me nice things. Maybe Ill even do that @AwesomeTurtwig x Gun Store owner fanfic I promised earlier in the week.
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TopicDoki Doki Literature club better scare my shitless
PK_Spam
01/04/18 4:28:51 PM
#47
Why is this so next level perfect?


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TopicTeach me how to be a Tinder slut.
PK_Spam
01/03/18 11:39:28 PM
#35
When Im a chat, say that you want to meat him soon.

And when youre on your way, say cumming instead of coming.

That way, you make him subconsciously think of meating and cumming while innocently hiding behind homonyms.
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TopicDoki Doki Literature club better scare my shitless
PK_Spam
01/03/18 3:41:10 PM
#39
Ugh... Im starting to like Monika

Im gonna let her be my computer waifu for a little while longer. She worked hard to get here. She deserves it.
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TopicWhy does everyone think it's so weird that I...
PK_Spam
01/03/18 10:56:52 AM
#3
I knew Kwame was secretly a cool guy
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TopicWhy does everyone think it's so weird that I...
PK_Spam
01/03/18 10:54:43 AM
#1
Wear glasses because I think they make me look better, not because I need them.

Is it really that weird? My friends who actually NEED them to see (and look like total nerds!!!) tell me Im an asshole.

But jokes on them. Im reappropriating their culture.
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TopicDoki Doki Literature club better scare my shitless
PK_Spam
01/02/18 11:38:51 PM
#36
Yeah. Im currently punishing her by keeping my game off. Shes self-aware enough to comment on it when I turn the game back in, right?

Anyway, Im gonna put her data in my recycling bin and then try for the good ending, which I heard is actually really sweet in its own way.

Tomorrow.
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TopicDoki Doki Literature club better scare my shitless
PK_Spam
01/02/18 10:54:16 PM
#34
Okay... shit... now I have to figure out how to delete Monikas character data? Shes just sitting, looking at me

Uh... help?
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TopicDoki Doki Literature club better scare my shitless
PK_Spam
01/02/18 10:46:06 PM
#33
Yeah. I was right.

Monika is self-aware
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