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TopicIt was his sled
PK_Spam
05/24/18 10:54:32 AM
#1
Citizen Kane spoilers
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TopicWait... Journey to the West is a Netflix series now?
PK_Spam
05/22/18 10:32:21 PM
#7
Ugh, Im watching this with my niece and were actually kinda enjoying this
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TopicWait... Journey to the West is a Netflix series now?
PK_Spam
05/22/18 10:07:56 PM
#5
Those dont count because Dragon Ball was sorta its own thing and Into the Badlands is... Into the Badlands.

This is supposed to be a televised version of the books, except not
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TopicWait... Journey to the West is a Netflix series now?
PK_Spam
05/22/18 8:44:13 PM
#2
There... uh... arent enough Asian characters in this
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TopicWait... Journey to the West is a Netflix series now?
PK_Spam
05/22/18 8:37:03 PM
#1
I fucking LOVED Journey to the West.

So Tripitaka is a girl

So is the river dude.

Sun Wukong is a human side btw, all of them are.

And Pigsy is a fat dude. A total bear.
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TopicBest Black Mage Ever: Nomination Topic
PK_Spam
05/22/18 4:08:35 PM
#31
TopicSupermarket refuses to put "Cum" on graduation cake.
PK_Spam
05/22/18 3:51:55 PM
#3
You know what you did with that topic title
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TopicI just realized why this kid I went to high school with was nicknamed beercan
PK_Spam
05/22/18 2:38:59 PM
#4
Zangulus posted...
Filled with alcohol until it opens up and gives you a bunch of head?

Well... it definitely went both ways

Metal_Mario99 posted...
You dating him or something?

Nah, just some light afternoon s/texting. We only hung out 2, 3, times back when I lived at home
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TopicOuch, it's gonna cost me $32.4k to get my master's degree.
PK_Spam
05/22/18 2:28:47 PM
#34
Jen wants to be a sexy librarian who seduces all the library nerds
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TopicI just realized why this kid I went to high school with was nicknamed beercan
PK_Spam
05/22/18 2:12:18 PM
#1
Heh

Cant believe I didnt realize that sooner. They were right.
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TopicMy family is pretty fractured. I ran into my cousin at the barber's earlier
PK_Spam
05/22/18 1:31:34 PM
#3
Nah, not salty at off.

If anything, it made my day a little better because of how funny the whole thing was.
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TopicMy family is pretty fractured. I ran into my cousin at the barber's earlier
PK_Spam
05/22/18 1:24:46 PM
#1
So to put it into perspective, a huge chunk of my family dislikes this guy, or just barely puts up with him. To date he has:

1) Crashed my other cousins car and hasnt paid because he did the right thing and didnt run away.

2) (Tried to) beat up his mom and slut shame her for getting married twice

3) Looks up to his crack addicted bum-ass father and talks about how hes a better parent than his mom

4) made fun of a family member for her miscarriage

5) got a very late circumcision and had his mommy pull off the stitches around his peenor. Video evidence (that doesnt actually show him, but lets you hear him from behind the closed door to his bathroom) shows that he was wailing Mom! The devil is coming to take me!

6) Has a new girlfriend who is VERY obviously a beard, and who is also very obviously using him for whatever money he has (not a lot)

Anyway, he sees me walk in. I say hi to him and my other cousin (the barber), and then he walks out as soon as his haircut is done. Says bye to the barber and doesnt even acknowledge me.

Now, this wouldnt be important, except he bragged about how he dissed me to our other cousin. I was VERY quickly informed about that, so I just laughed. And I thought youd all laugh at my fool of a cousin as well.

Imagine getting a curcumcision at 20 and having your mommy pull your foreskin stitches off.
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TopicMia Khalifa gave her gun to the police after the shooting
PK_Spam
05/19/18 3:46:36 PM
#25
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
16-BITTER posted...
We did it reddit

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TopicDid you guess the twist of Mr F when you first saw Arrested Development? Spoiler
PK_Spam
05/19/18 3:45:42 PM
#10
Thats literally what I said

>_>
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TopicDid you guess the twist of Mr F when you first saw Arrested Development? Spoiler
PK_Spam
05/19/18 3:29:56 PM
#7
lilORANG posted...
i didn't get that it was an abbreviation, but I knew she had the disposition of a child and that Michael was a super creep for liking her.


Wasnt that subplot specifically made to poke fun at the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope that was rampant back then?
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TopicMeghan and Harry real marriage or publicity stunt?
PK_Spam
05/19/18 9:38:45 AM
#7
My mom says that Elizabeth is SUPER upset about the wedding because apparently Meghan was married before, and Harry is just being a dumb rebel, and hes ALWAYS been that way. Because he has a beard. And apparently beards are rebellious because his brother doesnt have one.

They also said that Elizabeth hated Diana, and planned her death because something-something she touched people with AIDS. Something-something Diana was a commoner and Elizabeth believed in keeping the bloodline pure?

Idk, were not even English, just Hispanics in the states. Idk where they get their info from.
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TopicI seriously cant get a read on this high school friend of mine. Is he gay...
PK_Spam
05/19/18 3:32:45 AM
#5
In all honesty, I actually like getting this pics, and sending them. >_>

Wouldnt wanna screw up something that gives me god reason to stay at the gym, and also receive REALLY good pics in exchanges
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TopicI seriously cant get a read on this high school friend of mine. Is he gay...
PK_Spam
05/19/18 3:29:11 AM
#3
HylianFox posted...
at this point you may as well ask

Thats the thing, Ill go and be like Hows the action at (his city) going? (My city) sucks ass.

And hell just say it sucks too, but he wants to bang some chick bartender nearby. And then send me another pic of himself, sweaty and shirtless, at the gym the next day, and encourage me to do the same.
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TopicI seriously cant get a read on this high school friend of mine. Is he gay...
PK_Spam
05/19/18 3:24:07 AM
#1
Or what?

We keep exchanging gym pics, shirtless ones, and occasional shots of our legs after squat days and whatever. And weve been doing this pretty regularly for a few months now. Dude even asks me my opinions on whether he should keep his chest hair or not.

And whenever I steer the conversation toward discerning whether or not hes into dudes, hell go and talk about a chick hes eyeing at the bar. What the hells the deal here? Hes definitely not straight, because what straight guy sends and recieves shirtless pics, and comments about them on a regular basis? Is he bi? Does he just get off on texting other guys and sending them pics with nothing but gym shorts on?

Man, life is weird.

Like, dude, do you want me to drive over and let you have a ride, or what?
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TopicWatched the first episode of The Leftovers... that was pretty unbearable
PK_Spam
05/19/18 3:18:58 AM
#4
The lead dude is a dilf though
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TopicWatched the first episode of The Leftovers... that was pretty unbearable
PK_Spam
05/19/18 3:18:19 AM
#3
Reddit LOVED that show to bits, but I barely made it through the first episode before quitting.
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TopicI got peed on by a girlfriend a couple of times
PK_Spam
05/18/18 11:37:10 PM
#6
I had a dude once a while back who asked for it and orgasmed within seconds

So Im pretty sure my puss is magical. Im like a piss Jesus. Maybe it can also heal wounds? Cure cancer? I dont know, Ill need to check?
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TopicGuys, I need to decide if I should get Xenoblade Chronicles 2 or not
PK_Spam
05/18/18 11:14:28 PM
#3
I just wanna play a decent JRPG though. Preferably one better than fucking Star Ocean the Last Hope, which I dropped 4 fucking times before the halfway point
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TopicGuys, I need to decide if I should get Xenoblade Chronicles 2 or not
PK_Spam
05/18/18 11:11:11 PM
#1
The voice acting sounds pretty bad, and the cutscenes look like theyre be largely boring except for a few cool things (like this scene I saw of Mythra slapping the main dude into the screen, which shattered it and transitioned into a fight)

But I hear Shulk is gonna be added, and I need to represent my #2 in Smash Bros.

Should I just wait for the eventual Definitive Edition released in a few years?
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TopicBest Black Mage Ever: Nomination Topic
PK_Spam
05/18/18 9:36:20 PM
#28
Kimbos_Egg posted...
red mages are cooler

Red Mages are just indecisive pricks. Theyre literally the type of women who are just like oh, stuck it in my vagina or my butt, I like both.

They cant be trusted because everyone likes one of those two things more
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TopicBest Black Mage Ever: Nomination Topic
PK_Spam
05/18/18 9:30:58 PM
#26
Uh... bracket incoming tomorrow morning
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TopicSo Valve are doing a crackdown on lewd games now
PK_Spam
05/17/18 10:36:05 PM
#9
I should probably invest in some porn games then?
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TopicWhat business did Adrian Brody have being in American Heist?
PK_Spam
05/17/18 10:05:59 PM
#1
The movie that made like $250 in theatres, iirc.

This movie is so goddamn formulaic and Ive seen this dumbass guys who grew up poor resort to crime to make their dreams come true. What a boring film, and whoever wrote it probably didnt even give a shit.

And the shoehorned romance subplot is bland as fuck, just like the rest of the movie.

If these films can get made, Im sure I can at least write a series thatll make slightly more money.
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Topicthe crap does live event even mean in the context of a message board
PK_Spam
05/17/18 7:30:24 PM
#8
What about when Im live blogging my life?
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TopicI beat all the Data fights in KH2
PK_Spam
05/17/18 7:28:59 PM
#22
BBS is the worst KH game, and thats including 358/2.

The only reason you EVER get people saying OMG! Its the best game in the series is because the Command Decks pretty much just let you spam flashy moves whenever you want. Thats it. Regular combos are GARBAGE, and the bosses are all horrible. Especially the final bosses and especially especially Vanitas.
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TopicBest Black Mage Ever: Nomination Topic
PK_Spam
05/16/18 5:41:52 PM
#24
Last bump for real. Ill add some extras to the bracket when it comes time
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TopicMario Odyssey players, you can cheese the jump rope minigame now
PK_Spam
05/14/18 10:55:34 PM
#14
Metal_Mario99 posted...
It's not as simple a solution as it seems. I can't figure out how to get one of the giant letters over to the jumprope area.

Check the comments in the tweet, they have a video for getting it out
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TopicMario Odyssey players, you can cheese the jump rope minigame now
PK_Spam
05/14/18 5:04:43 PM
#1
TopicBest Black Mage Ever: Nomination Topic
PK_Spam
05/14/18 3:09:02 AM
#22
TopicCan we finally talk about that last season of Samurai Jack? Honestly? (Spoilers)
PK_Spam
05/12/18 7:24:07 PM
#1
tl;dr Im nerd raging.

Why the fuck was Tartakovsky even thinking when he wrote that last batch of episodes of the show. How do you, in good faith, sit on a show for 10 years and the fucking ending is what you come up with.

Except, its not just the last episode that was bad, it was everything after the point where Ashi joined up with Jack after she switched sides. I cant understand how you spend 6 episodes building things up in an entertaining way, and episodes 7-10 is what you end up with.

Tartakovsky is a hack writer and the only reason hes so successful in the animation industry is because of his artistic aesthetic. And that only barely make a up for hack writing. I mean look at Hotel Transylvania. But people were still so excited for his potential take on the axed Popeye movie, and Im glad it got canned, because Im sure the actual product wouldve definitely looked nice, but the story wouldve been shit, and I bet people wouldve eaten it up anyway.

I think about this pretty much every week.
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TopicNBC picks up Brooklyn Nine Nine
PK_Spam
05/12/18 6:50:10 PM
#13
Ill never understand why such a paint-by-numbers comedy is so highly regarded.
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TopicWhat's the best RPG on the SNES?
PK_Spam
05/11/18 11:20:06 AM
#31
SMRPG is SUPER overrated and I have no idea why people like it so much.
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TopicBest Black Mage Ever: Nomination Topic
PK_Spam
05/11/18 1:39:40 AM
#19
MechaKirby posted...
Rita's Paper Storm Arte is stupid good...but only after you've used it hundreds of times

But why use that when you have Metero Storm or Tidal Wave. Or the literal best DPS spell in the game, Fire Ball, which iirc can shoot 9 fireballs in a row with practically no cast time given your equipment setup. Rita was just fucking ridiculous.
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TopicIs Suikoden any good?
PK_Spam
05/11/18 1:37:21 AM
#6
Everyone always talks so highly about them but I just could never really jive with either game. Couldnt be bothered to do any of the side shit either.
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TopicHow many people from your graduating class, that you know of, have...
PK_Spam
05/11/18 1:35:53 AM
#7
LinkPizza posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Oh, and this one guy I know who got married to his girlfriend right after graduation is constantly on Grindr, last I saw. But hes still married to her. He bottoms exclusively, it seems.

Maybe she's not into pegging...

Well... sexuality and sexual interests both exist on a spectrum, i guess?
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TopicHow many people from your graduating class, that you know of, have...
PK_Spam
05/11/18 1:34:25 AM
#5
LinkPizza posted...
Actually, in my school, many people were already out. It could kind of make you popular...

Nah, rural PA high school. It wouldnt have gone over to well with certain crowds, and your life in general wouldve been a lot harder, especially because we were in a pretty conservative area.

Granted, if I were back then who I was now, Id absolutely come out and just be more sociable in general. Probably couldve coaxed an attractive friend of mine out of the closet since Im preeeeettttyyyu sure hes still in it, and Im definitely still into him.
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TopicHow many people from your graduating class, that you know of, have...
PK_Spam
05/11/18 1:27:01 AM
#1
Died/gone to jail/come out of the closet/etc? Basically the shocking (and sometimes not so shocking) things that people did after you parted ways from the hellhole of high school.

Died? 1, by Suicide, I believe. One teacher I had for my sophomore year died about a year ago as well. She was a little rough around the edges, but I sorta liked her. That ruined my day when I found out.

Gone to jail? This kid I hung out with on and off in middle school went to jail for having sex with an underage girl alongside some dude from the class below us. Hes trying to be a rapper, and has been doing shit on and off for the last few years. Ive posted his videos here before and he is BAD.

Another guy I know, one of those hot-blooded kids who would go 0-100 in a second got arrested for dealing heroin.

Come out? Off the top of my head... maybe 4. Since I dont pay much mind to the people I graduated with, I know of one, who was this slacker kid turned beard bro, but hes still in the closet apparently. Another kid who we ALL knew was gay right from the first day just recently publically came out, and posted some bullshit like I know this might shock EVERYONE, but Im gay and Ive been this way since I was a kid. If youre not gonna accept it, then unfriend me now, or some such bullshit. He shocked nobody.

And one of my fair-weather friends (he (his gender at the time) would try to turn on people with half-assed disses when they thought they could hang with better people, and flip flopped ALL the time, so nobody really liked them) came out as genderfluid or something. Apparently theyre living in squalor in some shoddy town, and banging old gay dudes.

And this one girl I pretended to like is bi, and literally gets a new boyfriend and girlfriend every other month, and humblebrags about it.

Oh, and this one guy I know who got married to his girlfriend right after graduation is constantly on Grindr, last I saw. But hes still married to her. He bottoms exclusively, it seems.

Just batshit crazy? This one Hispanic dude who was a goth in high school is seemingly trying to bleach his skin, and is constantly posting alt-right propaganda about how other Hispanics are ruining the country and that any minorities in any position of power over white people are only there because of political correctness/affirmative action, and how it can be PROVEN that white brains are superior to other races brains. Hes also an incel nice guy.
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TopicDid you go to Prom?
PK_Spam
05/11/18 1:11:01 AM
#55
I went with this chick who was CRAZY into me for my senior prom. I had a decent time, but she was super on edge whenever I even talked to another girl, which is funny in its own way.

Got invited by a female friend for junior prom too, but I think she was drunk and she spent half the night on an angry rant about how the prom queen (a SUPER nice girl who I personally knew through a few extracurriculars, didnt deserve it even though she was smart/funny/accomplished/polite/etc, and genuinely believed in school heirarchies and how there are preps and jocks.

Im hindsight, when I look at that and some of her previous behaviors, I think she may have been on the spectrum.
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TopicBlack Students are SHOVED off the STAGE during GRADUATION by a WHITE Man!!!
PK_Spam
05/11/18 12:59:45 AM
#14
On one hand, I understand, but on the other... faculty needs to understand that this is the grads day. They literally work for years and years to get a piece of paper, just let them do a little thing. Its all downhill from here anyway.
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TopicBest Black Mage Ever: Nomination Topic
PK_Spam
05/11/18 12:57:12 AM
#14
I forgot to bump this earlier
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TopicYou know what sitcom trope I HATE?
PK_Spam
05/10/18 1:53:19 PM
#9
knivesX2004 posted...
PK_Spam posted...
WHY IS THIS A THING WITH SITCOMS?!

That's the very definition of sitcom.

Sitcoms do not, by definition, have to do plot elements that have been done ad nauseum, in their own show.
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TopicYou know what sitcom trope I HATE?
PK_Spam
05/10/18 1:35:06 PM
#2
And as soon as I posted this, I reached the episode where the characters panic over getting their child into a prestigious preschool.

WHY IS THIS A THING WITH SITCOMS?! Do rich people consider this a problem?
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TopicYou know what sitcom trope I HATE?
PK_Spam
05/10/18 1:33:47 PM
#1
That stupid I have a misunderstanding with my friend that will make things awkward for the next 22 minutes and things will be Normal if we JUST TALK, but we cant until the end!

I understand if it happens once, maybe 3 times over the course of a show, but there therere shows like New Girl (which I like) but has this subplot all the damn time. Like every other episode, at least. Do the writers no care? Or do they not realize that theyre just doing the same thing over, and over, and over again?
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TopicBlack supremacy is a very great threat. Ultimate underestimated Threat!!!!
PK_Spam
05/10/18 11:41:28 AM
#8
Questionmarktarius posted...
Andromicus posted...
Welp this topic covered all the usual bases

Hold on, one last thing:
http://redpanels.com/130/

White people didnt invent houses though. Houses are very much a multi-cultural combination of MANY different things.
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TopicBest Black Mage Ever: Nomination Topic
PK_Spam
05/09/18 1:42:55 AM
#4
TallTamryu posted...
Vivi easily would win...

Well maybe Lulu from FFX would be close. She was pretty cool.

Eh... yeah, I guess Lulu counts. She absolutely tows the line between being a dedicated black mage and someone who can effectively change her job but... sure!

Also, dont count out Rita. Getting her setup right pretty much lets you solo most endgame bosses in Vesperia. Vivis cool, and endearing, and has one of the best character arcs in Final fantasy games, but Rita has Blah blah blah... Tidal Wave! Blah blah blah... Meteor Storm! *Game crashes*
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