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TopicMy sister just seriously pissed me off. And I'm stupid for getting upset.
PK_Spam
03/01/18 8:24:53 PM
#4
LittleRoyal posted...
Its a bit condescending so yeah I get why youd be upset about that

Right?

And one of the things I eventually want to get on air is an animated show, so the fact that she writes something off because its a cartoon pisses me off, because a lot of people still have that mentality that things that arent acted by actual people in front of a camera suddenly arent valid.

This is the same woman who genuinely enjoyed Avatar TLA back when she was 16, but now sees it just another cartoon that isnt any good.
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TopicMy sister just seriously pissed me off. And I'm stupid for getting upset.
PK_Spam
03/01/18 8:14:01 PM
#1
Im totally gonna get made fun of for this. Go ahead. Im a nerd.

So Im watching My Neighbor Totoro with my niece. Super influential movie and overall just one of the greats of Animation, if not all of cinema.

My sister walks in while its paused, sees that its animated, an immediately dismisses it as another shitty cartoon and that she shouldve known itd be bad, because I recommended it. But she doesnt get to say that, especially when she enjoys Keeping Up with the Kardashians and ESPECIALLY when we watch movies together every week, and whenever she picks one because the title card looks good, it always sucks (Our most recent watch was The Ritual... yeah...)

And I know its stupid that Im genuinely riled up about this, and it probably says more about me that Im still hung up on this 30 minutes later, but... what the fuck? Shes spitting on the face of one of the most iconic movies ever, and not even for a good reason. Just because its not live action.

Were literally in the middle of an animation revolution and she up and says that

*grumble grumble*

At least my niece really likes the movie. Her main take away is that she wants to sleep on her stomach on top of a pillow like Mei did with Totoro. And she also wanted cucumbers after seeing the characters eating them raw.

Tl;dr: Im a nerd and my sister said My Neighbor Totoro isnt a good movie, based only on a single frame.
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TopicI just... can't get on board with the Bug fight videos on youtube
PK_Spam
03/01/18 6:00:33 PM
#5
lihlih posted...
What's Elsagate?

These weird video shows that attract kids with popular cartoon characters, but theyre really fucked up. Check the subreddit for more info. If you can stomach it
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Topic"Handsome: A Netflix Mystery Movie" was a funny movie.
PK_Spam
03/01/18 5:59:23 PM
#5
Its okay. There were a lot of things I liked about it, and it had a great cast, but it never really left that big an impact on my either way.

Id recommend it for a watch if you dont have anything else on your plate.
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TopicThor Ragnarok is boring (spoilers)
PK_Spam
03/01/18 5:10:33 PM
#22
Ive never seen any other Thor movie.

Ive also never seen the MCU Hulk movie, but that doesnt really count. I think.
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TopicI just... can't get on board with the Bug fight videos on youtube
PK_Spam
03/01/18 5:09:15 PM
#1
Its exactly what it sounds like. People get bugs and make them fight to the death in glass jars.

Its just... hard to watch. Its cruel.

Its almost as bad as those Elsagate videos. But at least kids wont intentionally watch scorpion vs beetle videos.
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TopicLeo the Lion is the best, most hilarious, movie on netflix (spoilers)
PK_Spam
03/01/18 5:00:39 PM
#7
ernieforss posted...
i hope they make a sequel about a shark who become a vegetarian.

They already have that. Sorta

Finding Nemo
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TopicLeo the Lion is the best, most hilarious, movie on netflix (spoilers)
PK_Spam
03/01/18 4:15:26 PM
#4
ernieforss posted...
i was watching Angry Joe review of Metal Gear Surivior and he's like did the voice actor just quit. In my head i'm saying to myself "that's Matt Mercer. He'll do any role. He won't quit!"

Also i love the elephant giving birth scene because if you close your eyes.. it's sounds like the lion and the elephant are doing it.

The movie is damn aweful.

Im gonna pretend that you intentionally misspelled awful because Id like to believe you were in awe because of how bad the movie was.

An you werent wrong about the elephant and the lion doing it, so...
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TopicLeo the Lion is the best, most hilarious, movie on netflix (spoilers)
PK_Spam
03/01/18 2:47:41 PM
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TopicLeo the Lion is the best, most hilarious, movie on netflix (spoilers)
PK_Spam
02/28/18 10:54:07 PM
#1
It's excellent. I don't want to spoil it for you, but here's some great tidbits.

1) The lion is a vegetarian, also his mom died just like Mufasa
2) The love interest in an Elephant
3) The antagonist is also an elephant, but he's pretty much Scar from the Lion King, and he gets pretty much the same villain song. Complete with a Nazi march sequence. Also, Leo the Lion "fights" him in a Scooby Doo doorway chase scene.
4) Leo is a vegetarian, and isn't fucking scared of him.
5) The sidekick wants to fuck a chameleon
6)We get flashbacks of scenes that played out less than 2 minutes ago
7) There's a... scene where everyone forcefully sucks the milk out of an animal. And it's just as rapey as I'm making it sound.
8) The lion fucks the elephant love interest. And their children are a cross between their species. And it's horrifying.

I'm gonna thank my niece for making me watch this. Someday.

Also Matt Mercer voices the villain.
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TopicI am a fan of "Waifus"
PK_Spam
02/27/18 10:14:17 PM
#56
Moonjay posted...
I hate long boobs.

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TopicThor Ragnarok is boring (spoilers)
PK_Spam
02/27/18 10:12:57 PM
#4
And Mark Ruffalo has been giving such a half-hearted performance so far. Its like he enuinely doesnt care about acting in this movie.

Hemsworth is one thing, because at least hes sorta into it, but Ruffalo clearly doesnt give a shit here
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TopicThor Ragnarok is boring (spoilers)
PK_Spam
02/27/18 10:09:37 PM
#3
Yeah, this is actually my first Thor movie Ive watched all the way through.

Like, almost every other Marvel movie shoehorns in jokes, but this one has corny-ass one liners in really weird places. Are the other Thor movies like this?
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TopicThor Ragnarok is boring (spoilers)
PK_Spam
02/27/18 10:06:50 PM
#1
Its not that its just bad. It also makes me wanna go to sleep. I just got to the part where Thor finally makes it back to Asgard and... I feel like the combined events of the movie so far couldve been fit into a 30 minute special.

Its too bad, because this movie had the potential of being good at the beginning.
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TopicSo I finally watched Black Panther (spoilers)
PK_Spam
02/27/18 4:16:44 PM
#1
Why are the girls so much more badass and interesting than TChalla? They literally do everything for him and he pretty much just fights. And his narrative arc is just... a mess. Are we sure hes the main character and not Nakia?

The sister is literally G and Tony Stark on steroids. I like her. I want to see more of her. Preferably a whole movie of her and Nakia being as cool as they were here. With Okoye too. The women are perfect.
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TopicITT: Every teen high school drama ever
PK_Spam
02/26/18 9:50:31 AM
#1
1) Here at PotD High, we have a (too) huge cast of characters in a school with all of the fun and none of the rules. The nerds do prank wars all the time, and the drama geeks act as obnoxious as fucking possible anytime they can. Even in class.

Oh, and everyone is horny. And someone every student gets away with having sex all the time. Even in school somehow. But not EVERYONE is having sex. The nerds arent, but theyll be obnoxiously obsessed with getting to second base with a girl. Also, those nerds dont ever talk to the cute nerd girl for some reason. But thats okay, because the cute nerd girl is going to fall in love with the hunky jock, who is also being pined over by bitchy cheerleader.

Oh, and therere different classes of students to. And get ready for this one!!! One of the students is...gay!!!, but that is juxtaposed with him being on the football/other sport ball team!!! Isnt that crazy! He struggled with his sexuality until one of the obnoxious drama geeks turns him on with a hackneyed monologue from early 2000s sitcom My Wife and Kids.

Oh, and theres a girl. And shes abused! But not by her mom, or her dad. Shes abused by both!!! Her dad wants her to be a fashion model. Her mom wants her to be a veterinarian. Will girl manage to survive high school under the thumb of her abusive parents? Or will she... end it all... or will she be saved by the conventionally attractive, but not supermodel hot, boy next door?

In PotD High, there are no tests. No education. And no old teachers! Because theyll all hot and either nailing each other, or nailing the (of age, of course!) students.

Everyone is PotD High is 18. Even the freshmen.
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TopicUh... I just caught two of my cousins sexting each other
PK_Spam
02/25/18 7:50:21 PM
#1
Surprise zombie attack!

Something within 3 feet of you will now be your weapon you use to survive the zombie apocalypse. How screwed are you?
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TopicI am at PetSmart and I feel bad because I'm probably not gonna but anything
PK_Spam
02/25/18 3:30:47 PM
#5
But Petsmart isnt a small Mom and pop store. Dont feel bad for not buying from them.
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TopicTaiwanese Office Lady pictures is the most pure thing you never knew you needed.
PK_Spam
02/25/18 3:29:39 PM
#7
I like this shift from waifuing high school girls to waifuing adult women in real jobs.
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TopicIs it my imagination or is TV getting worse?
PK_Spam
02/25/18 3:02:52 PM
#23
Dont you think youre being unfair here?

I dont think BBT is good either, but Im not gonna say that anyone isnt stupid just because they like it. And The Bachelor just hits all the right romance notes for its demographic. Its like a giant harem anime, and lots of people like those.

And Modern Family is okay. Its not like the best thing ever, and I dont find myself going out of my way to watch it, but it has a pretty sizable fan base for a reason.
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TopicIs it my imagination or is TV getting worse?
PK_Spam
02/25/18 2:36:57 PM
#21
PaddysPub posted...
TV has always sucked with a few nuggets of gold scattered throughout the turds. Shows are made with the lowest common denominators in mind and thats always gonna ruin shit.

What? Just because you personally dont like a show doesnt mean it appeals to the lowest common denominator?

Why do people have to be such elitists when it comes to television? People dont want to be told that theyre stupid for liking a show you dont.
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TopicIs it my imagination or is TV getting worse?
PK_Spam
02/25/18 10:14:56 AM
#12
Youre just being dumb. TV is way better nowadays. Youre just an adult and notice the bad ones that air now.
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TopicWhere does Happy as a Clam come from?
PK_Spam
02/24/18 8:20:43 AM
#4
Clams get to close themselves up from the world anytime they want. Of course theyre always happy.

The phrase I dont understand is Happy as a lark. In my experience, birds are always angry.

Also happy as a horseshoe crab is apparently a thing?
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TopicThe Walking Dead will feature its First NUDE ZOMBIE!! Can you guess the gender?
PK_Spam
02/24/18 2:23:00 AM
#7
Is this seriously something they think will attract people to watching the show again?
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TopicWhat's the deal with these comedy subplots about the characters finding...
PK_Spam
02/24/18 2:19:19 AM
#8
But a lot of these shows take place in big cities.
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TopicWhat's the deal with these comedy subplots about the characters finding...
PK_Spam
02/23/18 9:26:46 PM
#6
Yeah, my friends and I talked about me and our other non-white friends not being white all the time.
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TopicWhat's the deal with these comedy subplots about the characters finding...
PK_Spam
02/23/18 9:13:38 PM
#1
"The right" preschool for their kids?

My sister is watching that Rob Schneider Netflix thing (it's bad), but one of the episode plots is about them going to great lengths in order to make sure their child gets into the world's most exclusive preschool ever. Is this a serious problem for rich people?

Speaking of which, what's with these sitcoms where the primarily white cast has just one black friend and then nobody talks about it all the time? Who has just one non-white friend?
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