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Its national boss day, did you do anything for your boss?
No_U_L71510/16 5:48pm
Last summer a girl broke up with me because I dont watch the bachelor
No_U_L7610/16 4:18pm
Would you fuck sara jay?
No_U_L7610/16 3:32pm
What's the best way to answer "what music do you listen to?"
No_U_L7410/16 11:58am
i've been drinking so much lately
No_U_L71510/16 3:17am
Sucks that having a 10/10 personality doesnt get you laid as much as a 10/10 bod
No_U_L72410/15 8:48pm
Itt make the perfect porn star one body part at a time
No_U_L71510/15 6:00pm
I once took home a female foot fetishist
No_U_L71110/15 5:12pm
I literally have nothing to do at work, what should I do?
No_U_L7710/15 4:24pm
am i lame for skipping my college reunion for my NBA fantasy draft?
No_U_L71110/15 2:12pm
I always lol whenever someone on the internet calls me a neckbeard
No_U_L7610/15 1:14pm
My coworker saw my gas relief tea and wouldnt stop giggling
No_U_L7510/15 1:01pm
Working for the government agency as an engineer is like being in GoT
No_U_L7410/15 12:39pm
pick up artist experiment: i'm going to start paying for girls on dates
No_U_L7410/15 11:42am
Imagine not flossing every single night
No_U_L7810/14 1:20pm
ITT I explain the reasoning for owning an expensive watch as a smart person+pics
No_U_L72510/14 1:11pm
I did terrible with girls tonight lmao
No_U_L74110/14 1:49am
just realized this girl that ditched me on a date was probably lying lmao
No_U_L7610/13 10:02pm
i got into the halloween spirit by ghosting a girl XD
No_U_L7510/13 9:04pm
Ugh bought 2 dozen eggs, dropped em on way home and they broke
No_U_L71210/13 8:01pm
Reminder: whenever i make girl topics...it's not a competition
No_U_L7910/13 7:13pm
Do girls still go to college for their MRS degrees?
No_U_L7210/13 6:36pm
just paid $23 for a single meal of spaghetti and chicken...is that absurd?
No_U_L71910/13 12:31am
how do i answer when my family asks me how much my watch was?
No_U_L71710/12 11:41pm
what i'm most proud about in life is that i stopped going straight
No_U_L72110/12 10:35pm
i've had sex every calendar year since 2011
No_U_L71210/12 6:18pm
i had a bad "first world problems" week lmao
No_U_L7710/12 2:48pm
I love having 6 foot cubicle walls at work
No_U_L7810/11 4:11pm
Ugh the computer machine at taco bell was broken and I had to talk to someone
No_U_L7910/11 3:46pm
Rate my new watch
No_U_L71410/11 1:17pm
thinking about it i really only work because my parents would cut me out of will
No_U_L7210/10 11:53pm
My $2k watch arrived...and it's a lemon ;_;
No_U_L76810/10 11:42pm
Supervisor assigned me to a project I have no clue how to do but he retires
No_U_L7910/10 11:08pm
What's a good Halloween costume for a pick up artist?
No_U_L72710/10 5:54pm
It's honestly offensive when people tell me I'll change my mind about wanting ki
No_U_L72110/10 5:14pm
Attn: R1masher, I hereby grant you the award of funniest poster on ce
No_U_L7410/09 8:42pm
Why does this girl at work cover her mouth every time we talk?
No_U_L7510/09 8:17pm
Having a work place that doesnt track billable hours is the best
No_U_L7210/09 7:58pm
Hindsight now I'm glad I wasnt a Hollywood casting director
No_U_L7710/09 7:07pm
I'm willing to bet that people who look down on watches aren't important enough
No_U_L7510/09 7:04pm
Ughh what's a good excuse to avoid my 10 year college reunion
No_U_L7710/09 5:16pm
I'm the James Bond of my engineering office
No_U_L7310/09 4:11pm
Engineering Chads piss me off so much
No_U_L7610/09 3:15pm
Ugh my boss just sent me a sensitive IM meant for someone else
No_U_L71210/09 2:26pm
What are the solutions to whiskey dick?
No_U_L7910/09 2:23pm
Just got in trouble at work for microwaving fish in the office
No_U_L73210/09 12:40am
It's hilarious that I make more than any of my college professors
No_U_L7210/08 7:04pm
Was given a week to accomplish a work task, solved it in 2 hours
No_U_L71010/08 2:00pm
You are the average of the 5 people you are around the most
No_U_L7710/06 2:12pm
A black kid just asked to use my phone to call his mom and I declined to let him
No_U_L71810/05 6:45am
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