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why do brits use "wanker" as an insult?
No_U_L7611/07 1:52am
damn this spanish pole vaulter has an amazing ass
No_U_L71811/07 12:54am
how do i stop myself from eating out of boredom?
No_U_L71511/06 4:49pm
remember prime denise richards?
No_U_L72711/06 3:08pm
im going on the keto diet
No_U_L71411/06 5:49am
i respect women so much i even let some of them have sex with me
No_U_L7211/06 2:43am
*first sip of vodka* ''ewww this is disgusting, why did i make this drink''
No_U_L7911/06 12:37am
damn, beth had a lot of simps (the queens gambit spoilers)
No_U_L7311/05 10:57pm
i have a fetish for girls with valley girl accents
No_U_L7411/05 9:29pm
new goal: bang a cheerleader from every NBA team
No_U_L7611/05 6:37pm
*joins virtual meeting, mutes microphone* *tries on clothes whole meeting*
No_U_L7411/05 2:56pm
just updated my resume
No_U_L7511/05 2:28pm
negreanu vs polk is live!
No_U_L7411/04 11:47pm
sarah, beth, cosima, allison, or rachel, who is hottest?
No_U_L7211/04 10:31pm
my $250 4k tv arrived
No_U_L7811/04 6:58pm
i love banana republic's friends and family sale
No_U_L7211/04 4:05pm
imo you should never work for your market value
No_U_L71011/04 1:55pm
that fight scene from marriage story was a typical night of my childhood (spoils
No_U_L7111/03 11:29pm
me: can you come replace my sinky faucet? repairman: ill be there 8-10am
No_U_L74811/03 7:04pm
ive returned so much clothes to this store that they give me a dirty look every
No_U_L7411/03 6:52pm
cant wait til the election is over so my dumb af friends stop telling me to vote
No_U_L7111/03 1:49pm
I hate how mumsy always thinks the world revolves around her
No_U_L7111/03 12:15pm
i still remember the moment i learned that you gotta look out for yourself first
No_U_L7311/02 8:37pm
lucid dream sex is quite the mind fuck
No_U_L7211/02 7:56pm
I have a long list of ex lovers
No_U_L7611/02 6:42pm
what is your nickname for your genitals?
No_U_L71011/02 12:33pm
there's 3 girls i can text right now, go out with and have first date sex with
No_U_L71111/02 2:07am
girl on tv: im 18 and have never smoked, gone to a rock concert or skinny dipped
No_U_L7211/02 1:54am
orphan black is like game of thrones if every character was played by daenerys
No_U_L7311/01 9:57pm
Should I eat out or cook today
No_U_L71811/01 7:30pm
What is the male equivalent of cleavage?
No_U_L71611/01 7:04pm
Just counted...haven't used a condom with the last 6 girls i banged
No_U_L77511/01 2:10pm
My nieces favorite game to play with me is "nighty night"
No_U_L7311/01 8:27am
tried going to the bar for a halloween drink...had to leave
No_U_L71111/01 3:48am
would you bang avril lavigne?
No_U_L71211/01 1:12am
Ordered $40 worth of food...restaurant gave it to me for free
No_U_L71210/31 10:37pm
Are you going out to celebrate Halloween tonight?
No_U_L7510/31 7:20pm
Just put in hair gel for the first time since feb
No_U_L7210/31 3:58pm
are girls gonna wear costumes to bars this weekend?
No_U_L71610/31 7:23am
that scene in You really reminded me of my own life
No_U_L7110/31 6:40am
help, my penis is telling me to do things my brain knows is a bad idea
No_U_L7210/31 3:35am
if there was a hell, would you be going there?
No_U_L7410/31 1:43am
have you ever had sex with a girl wearing her cheerleading outfit?
No_U_L7610/30 3:45am
my mom is trying to convince me to buy a house right next to her
No_U_L71010/30 3:30am
this week i started a new diet
No_U_L7410/30 12:20am
how much am i supposed to tip my hairstylist for her christmas bonus?
No_U_L7610/29 11:35pm
girl: let's go to the club and be each other's wingman!
No_U_L72010/29 10:35pm
is the real estate market gonna soften up soon?
No_U_L7710/29 7:45pm
is it weird to say that tatiana maslany has amazing chemistry with herself?
No_U_L7110/29 3:32pm
im going to have to delete instagram, it pisses me off so much seeing hot girls
No_U_L7510/29 3:15pm
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