Episode 1x01: The Tear
Bob comes from the net to this place...mainframe. To mend, and defend. To defend his new-found friends, their hopes and dreams. And to defend them from...their enemies. CUE HEROIC MUSIC
F*** YEAH REBOOT
XD Bob owning the Red and Blue guys...and then MEGABYTE. Total Scar soundalike.
Oh no! We need you at Dot's! "Dot's is down. That's a new one."
...Enzo tackles Bob. Weird.
Bob is such a hero...lol little robot guys...AND FLOATING FRENCH CHEF SCREEN WITH BOWTIE. F*** YEAH REBOOT.
XD @ Megabyte's vidscreen appearing everywhere.
"You could erase yourself. That would help!"
Enzo dealing the VICIOUS BURNS to Bob.
"What a forunate return of events" - Megabyte king of puns
WARNING...INCOMING GAME.
Bob HAS TO GET INTO THE GAME. But Megabyte is blocking him off! He can't get into the game! And now he falls into the abyss BUT DOT SAVED HIM. The game "installs" itself in the city which looks like computer wires, which is awesome.
Game over. The user wins! Bob pwnt, and a little ambulance hovers over to where the game used to be.
Now Bob is getting advice from some long-necked guy. Apparently Megabyte is a very "clever" virus. He has bad file servers in almost every sector.
OK THAT'S F***ING GENIUS
"There is an old .readme file that says "you should keep your friends close and your enemies even closer."
F*** YEAH REBOOT.
Sage advice. "Here in mainframe, we stick together" Bob agrees OR DOES HE. HE GOES TO MEGABYTE'S PLACE BOB WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Bob reminds me of Deino, that Pokemon.
Bob throwing his chips in with MB, BAD IDEA. XD @ Dot and Enzo's over-shocked face.
Megabyte is the epitome of badass. Megabyte's fortress is amazing. Whoa his eyes turned black to open the big f*** off door to...umm...a big ball of what I'm going to call "funk" until further notice.
Oh, it's a tear. It leads to the supercomputer.
MB wants the tear stablized into a portal. Um, ok?
MB captures Bob and Bob escapes.
DAMN RED AND BLUE GUYS CAPTURED DOT, BOB KICKS A SCREEN INTO THE TEAR AND CAUSES PROBLEMS WITH THE TEAR AND RELEASES BOB, BOB AND DOT ESCAPE.
Red and Blue guys are officially called "hack and slash", this show is genius.
Megabyte chases them up the lift shaft! Such a badass
WARNING, INCOMING GAME, LET'S DO THIS. It drops right on top of them, which is good for MB because games can stablise tears I guess
The game is...uh...looks like a flight sim? Bob and Dot are standing on an aircraft-carrier style thing and the user bombs them! Mean user. MB, however, jumps on top of the user's plane! What is he planning?! HE TAKES OVER THE USER! He is now a megauser! He heads for the tear.
Bob and Dot get onto a plane....and yes this has now become a Star Wars parody. They are going through an asteroid field.
Bob lasers right through an asteroid like a bawss.
"Erase those meddlers following me" says MB, who is in command of a f***ing huge ship now. Bob, Dot and co. aim for the bridge and destroy the ship, and chase Megabyte through an arctic planet. They go through a cave, still chasing MB.
MB loops behind Bob, but Bob loops behind MB! MB latches onto Bob's plane and destroys it. Bob and Dot escape their ships before they crash but Bob gets hung up on the ceiling. He manages to turn it into a zipline and jumps into the portal while disengaging the game! The portal becomes a tear again, then Bob returns and the tear disappears entirely! Then Bob and Dot disappear too. MB is annoyed.
Show ends with badass floating French chef and the Diner inexplicably collpasing
Rating: 7/10
That was fun and I laughed a couple of times
Also, F*** YEAH REBOOT