Episode 1x03: The Quick and The Fed
Show opens in MB's lair.
They're erecting some huge machine...which shoots light into the sky and rips a whole into it! The power is apparently coming from a magnet. MB wants into the supercomputer, but Bob appears to stop him. MB says that Bob will be erased if he goes near the magnet, but Bob says **** the rules and does it anyway, then uses his glitch command thing to cut the magnet off. It collapses.
MB puts on his jumpy legs and starts climbing the magnet. He lunges at Bob, who dodges and escapes with a "later!"
Enzo tackles Bob when he walks into the diner. Again. "You royally kicked Megabyte's bitmap" oh man the puns are just too much.
"Enzo it's not good for business when you sit on the customers."
Cecil (the badass floating French...busboy, chef, w/e) takes time looking for a seat, then tells Bob to wait at the bar. Bob gets a drink, which is wearing shades, circles the bar and then flies out of the diner. Um, lol >_>
Bob takes out a magnet, everyone panics, but Bob says it is shielded. Everyone "phew"s
Bob lets Enzo try out glitch and produces a hammer, a flashlight and a jackhammer...which causes the magnet to fall off the table and unseal! It attaches to Dot. Uh oh. She shakes around a bit, Bob gets it off her but she faints.
"She's too young to end file, too young to quit without saving, it's all my fault" says Enzo
seriously can't get enough of these puns
They get help from long-necked chinese program again. Dot needs to decelerate! She needs slow food. Dot is repeating all her words over and over because of her problem...Dot has to go to level 31 to get said "slow food".
Place is your typical "rough bar" except they're computer programs.
Bob needs the slow food now, but he is told to take a number...4096. They are now serving...#3.
Meanwhile, Megabyte has a "function" for Hack and Slash. MB wants his magnet back, so he sends them to find Bob. Meanwhile, Bob waits. He wants his food faster. Al only runs at 3 decahertz >_>
Hack and Slash appear! Bob says "give me food and I'll get rid of Hack and Slash", the guy at the bar agrees, so he takes the food and runs off. A chase starts BUT THEN A GAME APPEARS.
A screen appears, and Hack and Slash stop. Bob appears onscreen and says "you won't catch me before the game wall closes", Hack and Slash say "why"
"because you stopped."
BANG.
Bob makes it, Hack and Slash don't. MB groans. The game...is a medieval style thing. Seems the user is a white knight, and Dot is the damsel. A dragon appears which Bob gets on, and the user gets his own and chases him. XD, the guy iin charge of Bob's dragon is the slow chef. Uh oh. They collide midair, the white knight falls, and Bob gets into the castle. He takes a sword off a skeleton which wakes up and attacks him!
After a fight, the floor opens and Bob nearly falls in, but he dispatches the skeleton with a large vidwindow that says "WHAM" on it, go figure. Bob climbs the tower and the damsel...IS ENZO XFD Enzo is wearing a dress etc.
"That colour is you. Hey, why haven't you bowled me over yet?"
Turns out Enzo is being suspended in mid-air by the dress, so he couldn't run.
Dot is miraculously OK, as she crashes through the window fighting the user. After a brief fight, they win when Enzo throws his megaphone (which was maing him sound like Dot) and the knight falls out the window.
Turns out Dot and Al were partners in the slow-food business, so she just got a delivery. Bob pwnt. MB suddenly appears and takes Enzo hostage, but Bob throws the magnet in his face and he falls down to the bottom of mainframe.
Rating:
5/10
Eh, Dot being partners with Al all along made the thing seem pointless tbh