1x04: The Medusa Bug
Stuff beeping, calculating.
Enzo and Dot are going for a break. Enzo convinces Dot to go without checking up her stuff.
Bob's car is actually running! Dot runs back into the diner to check out her s***, so Bob and Enzo pull her out by force.
Meanwhile, F***ING MEGABYTE. He has...THE MEDUSA. Everyone say "ooohhhhh".
"Hexadecimal's ultimate weapon...a box!"
...and now Hexadecimal is pissed off. I love her faces. SHE IS GOING TO F*** WITH MEGABYTE'S S*** BY SUMMONING...loads of worms, or something, which hack and slash deal with by destroying the bridge. Megabyte leaves, leaving his "toys" to deal with Hex. THEY FIRE LOADS OF S*** AT HER, which she just easily shields herself from like a bawss...and Hex blows up Megabyte's stuff.
MB with DAT VILLAIN MONOLOGUE. He's going to test the Medusa...it's doing things to him...Hex is such a diabolical b****! It was a trap all along! Megabyte is frozen in stone, as is his lair...and according to Hex the rest of Mainframe will soon follow DUN DUN DUNNNN
Meanwhile, Dot suns herself while Bob and Enzo fix the car.
Oh s***, Brisket the dog and the diner both got turned to stone as well! Brisket falling over...from MULTIPLE ANGLES. Unknown filetype...Bob tries to get the car started and can't as the virus bears down on them. Enzo hits it and it works!
Oh cool Chinese sage advice guy. Between them they figure out that it's Hexadecimal. They split up. Chinese sage advice guy goes with Bob. Bob tries to pick weapons...but all they have is "virus erase command". Bob says it's primitive and they'll need to use an addon to make it strong enough to stop the virus.
Bob flies off while Enzo and Dot get people to safety. Meanwhile, Hex practically orgasms over the destruction. She is so lovably evil. Hex sees Bob coming. He throws Virus Erase Command at it, but even with the addon it does nothing. Bob wants a game cube, but one isn't coming. Meanwhile, the Medusa Bug is killing stuff. At the hideout, one of the little robot guys plays the harmonica and someone else plays with a Hexadecimal mask lol. Oh, there's a baby. =(
OH S*** EVERYONE GETS TURNED TO STONE, EVERYONE, S***. After the break Bob breaks out, because he is immune (as Chinese Sage Advice Guy predicted earlier). Bob is pissed off now. Hex sits alone, even her cat Scuzzy is stone. lol...she gets pissed off when he doesn't answer her questions. Bob raids her place and attacks her from behind.
They narrow their eyes at each other...and Bob throws a teddy bear or something at her, whatever. Hex catches it and taunts him, then lunges at him. Bob tries to escape with his glitch wire thing but she's too quick! She has him suspended in midair.
Bob tries to talk her to death. He says setting everything in stone has made Mainframe predictable, quiet, peaceful! This causes Hexadecimal to panic, she likes things going crazy...so she goes insane and undoes the virus. With a click of her finger. And then walks off. Like the badass. At the end, Dot, Bob and Enzo relax...only for a game to appear. pwnt.
Rating: 9/10
Hexadecimal. Better than you.
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